The old fart next to me reacted and dragged me, and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing, didn't you let you stay and don't move, so many people don't throw dishes at me." ”

"Just ask you, where are so many questions?"

The old fart was stunned, "Hey...... Why do you kid talk to me, believe it or not, I'll deduct your salary. ”

It can be seen that the old fart is a chatterbox, at most he is just a mouth-addiction, and I don't bother to pay attention to him, so I forcibly endure the discomfort and walk to the man.

After squatting, I tried to lift the man's shoulder, and found that it was exactly what the old fart said, I couldn't lift it at all, the skin and flesh were completely separated, and the sound made my scalp tingle.

"Shouldn't it be in broad daylight......"

I muttered and tried to remove the man's eyelids, but found that they couldn't be removed, as if they were sewn with a needle and thread.

At this point, I think I should know what is going on, thanks to this man not keeping his eyes open, otherwise something would have happened.

But just as I was rejoicing, the man's eyes suddenly opened without moving.

The sudden scene made my heart tighten, and others shouted in fright when they saw it, which immediately attracted the attention of others.

"Don't come here!"

I hurriedly drank away from the people, and when the corpse opened its eyes, there would be trouble, either disease or evil.

The old fart was shocked by my voice, and stood there and asked, "What are you doing?" Suddenly roar something. ”

I didn't have time to answer him, so I hurriedly took out a piece of yellow paper from my trouser pocket, which was burned for the dead.

Legend has it that this currency circulated in the underworld, with numbers engraved on it in the eyes of the dead, but nothing more than a piece of yellow paper in the eyes of the living.

The old fart was stunned by what I was doing, and he didn't even know why I had such a thing in my pocket.

The yellow paper was placed over the man's face, and I turned around and opened my satchel, which contained incense and candles.

Seeing me coming over with incense and candles, the old fart finally couldn't help but ask, "Didn't you just go back to the dormitory to get these?" Neurotic. ”

I didn't look at him angrily, but now that the situation is urgent, I don't bother to explain, let's get the male corpse first!

I crouched down beside him and whispered, "You're dead, come to me if you have a wish, don't blame me for being rude if you want to make trouble, you should know what I do." ”

In the next second, the male corpse slowly closed his eyes, and everyone was stunned, even the old fart showed an expression of disbelief.

Since the male corpse closed his eyes, it means that he accepted my proposal, but he died in a car accident and was very angry, and I am afraid that I will have to face two ghosts at the same time tonight.

"I'll go to the little brother, you still have the ability to do this, how did you do it? Wouldn't this be the joint reaction of the legendary corpse? ”

The old fart followed me and kept asking.

I didn't have time to explain that I took out the body bag by myself, "Why are you stunned, you haven't come to help." ”

The old fart was stunned for a moment, and shouted at my back, "Aren't you with whom, and you still ask me to help?" There is no concept of superiority and superiority. ”

Although the old fart said so, the body is very honest.

On the way back, I looked behind me from time to time, for fear that the male corpse would suddenly sit up.

"This family of three is also unlucky, happy when they go out, but they can't go back, Lao Liu said that he drove too fast and didn't brake the car to cause a rear-end collision, pitiful, he has to bear full responsibility for his death."

The old fart sighed, and I closed my eyes and said coldly, "I advise you, don't chew the root of your tongue behind the back of a dead man, and be careful of coming to you in the middle of the night." ”

"What do you mean? You haven't answered me yet, how did you manage to get him to open and close his eyes, and what did you just tell him? Why did you lift him up so easily? ”

The old fart was full of doubts, and I turned to look at him, organized the language, and then talked to him.

The old fart's eyes gradually widened, and he was surprised, "What are you fooling me?" When a person dies, he is dead, and he can still hear you? ”

"If you believe it, if you don't believe it, you don't believe it, in short, I can talk to the dead."

Poof.

The old fart couldn't help laughing, "Okay, okay, at most, you can lie to the child, and you want to lie to me?" Come on, you. ”

I didn't bother to explain to him, just what he said, he could talk a bunch of useless words, and later I learned that the old fart was the funeral director and master of ceremonies, no wonder he talked a lot.

Inside the morgue.

When the old fart was about to beckon Xiao He to push the male corpse into the morgue, I quickly stopped him, "Don't put him in, let's put it outside first, go find a table and an incense burner, I'm useful." ”

The two of them stared at each other, and the old fart was puzzled, "I can understand if you want a table, why do you want an incense burner?" What's the matter, you still believe in those gods and ghosts, let me tell you, our funeral home doesn't do this, don't give me useless. ”

"And you still believe the so-called rumors?"

I looked at the old fart coldly, and he suddenly had nothing to say but asked Xiao He to find what I wanted.

While waiting, I opened the body bag and used a special cinnabar pen to write an edict on the man's forehead.

After a while, Xiao He brought a wooden table with an incense burner on it.

I lit three sticks of incense and stuck them on it, and took out a piece of paper and sealed it on the man's eyes.

After a series of operations, the old fart was numb, saying that I was stunned to watch too many movies, and I would definitely suffer retribution for tossing the dead like this.

"What do you know, he belongs to a horizontal death, if you don't deal with it well, I'm afraid it will become more and more fierce, this edict is to prevent him from complaining, if you can't end the scene at that time, the person who wipes your ass is still you."

The old fart cut and didn't pay attention to it at all, "I seem to understand what you mean, so why are you still coming to the funeral home?" Just go and be a Taoist priest in Maoshan. ”

I took a deep breath and replied slowly, "In order not to hurt innocent people." ”

The old fart was shrewd and knew that everyone had privacy, so he didn't ask any more and turned away.

"Oh yes, I almost forgot."

The old fart stopped and said, "There is a memorial service in the afternoon, you can come and have a look, young man, since you come to the funeral home, you have to learn everything, as the saying goes, you don't have to press ...... skills."

I didn't bother to listen to him, so I left the morgue with my satchel, and when he reacted, I realized that I was long gone.

In the afternoon, I attended a memorial service hosted by the old fart, and found that this product can not only speak, but also have nothing to say emotionally.

The people who came to mourn were all moved by his three-inch incorruptible tongue.

But considering that there was something going on at night, I didn't want to waste all my energy here, so I sneaked back to the room while the old fart was not paying attention, and it was quiet.

Time passed minute by minute, and the night gradually enveloped the heavens and the earth.

I sat on the bed and got ready to call my grandfather and tell him what had happened today.

Grandpa didn't say anything after hearing this, just told me to pay attention to safety, and if I ran into a situation that couldn't be handled, I would just run away.