Chapter 4: Your Pranks, They Don't Work for Me (New Book, Collect)
In the judges' bench.
All the judges, including the host, were a little dumbfounded.
By arranging the live broadcast probes in each school in advance, they witnessed everything that had just happened.
"It's... What kind of class is it..."The host He Bing muttered, looking incredulous.
"Seriously, I'm a little glad I wasn't teaching this kind of class before, otherwise I might not have been able to stay all day." The champion of the first issue, Lin Shengxian patted his chest with palpitations.
"It's probably the hardest type of student I've ever seen to teach." Qingbei Chinese teacher Li Changfeng said.
"This kind of student, I can't teach it anyway, I'm old, and it hurts to see this kind of student." Yi Tian also sighed.
On the contrary, Kong Liwei, an expert in micro-expressions, touched his chin and said with a smile: "Have you seen that yellow-haired student who was not convinced by their new teacher, this is obviously just the way he wants to be." ”
"Moreover, our contestants don't seem to take it to heart, although the smile just now is a bit scary, but it has lasted too long, and it is clear that it is specifically to scare these students."
"I'm curious to see what happens to them."
Ke Ji glanced at Kong Liwei silently: "You are afraid that the world will not be chaotic." ”
"I just love to observe life." Kong Liwei was noncommittal.
"Okay, Ren Yan is about to come to the podium, let's see what he will encounter next." The moderator, He Bing, interrupted the judges' discussion at the right time.
...
Within nine classes.
After looking around the situation in the class, Ren Yan walked onto the podium very calmly.
"Before I officially teach you, I need to know your current curriculum, class leader, can you tell me where your history goes?"
Hearing this, a boy stood up, but instead of answering, he gently twitched the thin thread hidden in the drawer.
In an instant, on the roof above Ren Yan's head, a hole was gently opened, and a large amount of honey poured out!
Wang Bo silently gave a thumbs up to the boy.
Originally, this set was a combo used with super glue, but now that you use it, the effect may be even better!
'Die! Amateur! Wang Bo shouted silently in his heart.
The next moment, however, he was dumbfounded.
I saw Ren Yan gently pat his neck, and a small flower umbrella was directly spread out above his head, blocking all the honey, and by the way, even the follow-up ants were also blocked.
"This classmate, what about the question, where have you learned?" Ren Yan asked with a smile in a light tone.
"Oh, oh." The squad leader obviously just came back to his senses, and subconsciously replied: "It's time for us to talk about the Three Kingdoms." ”
"Oh, Three Kingdoms, I'm too familiar with this piece."
Ren Yan nodded, motioned for the squad leader to sit down, and then walked to the blackboard.
The hearts of the students moved.
As long as Ren Yan takes the chalk, don't think about putting it down easily!
In the chalk box, they put a lot of super glue.
And in order to look natural, they also sprinkled a little water into it, so that each piece of chalk seemed to be stained with water, and the color was dark.
However, disappointment always comes so quickly.
Ren Yan didn't touch the chalk box, but took out a piece of chalk from his pocket.
Four large characters were written on the blackboard.
The end of the Eastern Han Dynasty!
"If you want to talk about the beginning of the Three Kingdoms, it should actually start from the abdication of Emperor Xian of Han in 220."
"However, in our feeling, it is more interesting for the Three Kingdoms to start with the Yellow Turban Uprising."
After a brief introduction, Ren Yan naturally sat in the teacher's seat.
At this moment, the whole class let out a long breath.
Wang Bo got up and smiled at Ren Yan.
"Alas, if you want to say teacher, you are indeed the most characteristic teacher I have seen in recent years."
"If you were an ordinary teacher, you would have been defeated under our serial offensive a long time ago."
"But you have persevered until now, but you still lost after all, now if you leave Class 9, your pants will still be saved, and you will not be embarrassed at school, don't you say?"
"Shame?" Ren Yan asked rhetorically, "Why is a pair of pants embarrassing?" ”
"We've already coated your seat with super glue, and once you sit on it, you're doomed to not be able to get down, unless you have this glue."
"It's the summer of integrity, and you don't want to run naked in school and have a social death."
Wang Bo looked unusually calm, and took out a tube of deglue from the desk and placed it on the table.
"As long as you agree, I can glue you now."
"That's it, is that?"
Ren Yan still sat firmly in his seat, looking at Wang Bo with a smile.
"You should be the source of this class's troubles, an unstoppable, rich second generation?"
"Yes and what? Ordinary teachers are not qualified to teach us in the first place! ”
"But I'm not in the same class." Ren Yan sighed, silently unbuttoned his pants, and stood up.
"Hey! You! There are girls in this class! And it's a live show, aren't you afraid of live broadcast accidents? Wang Bo shouted angrily.
Ren Yan was unmoved.
All the girls in the class blushed in an instant, and covered their eyes with their hands, but the fingers left were slightly wider.
"The reason why I stood up is because I'm wearing two pants today."
Ren Yan completely pulled himself out of his seat, and stood upright in front of all the students.
"Students, your pranks don't work for me."