Chapter 255: I'll Advance the Plot
"Get on your knees! I'm going to ......"
Yu Hongshi found a bucket of popcorn and looked at Loki's performance on the screen safely, I have to say that this product is very talented in drama, even with Yu Hongshi's acting skills as an actor now, it seems that he is quite appreciated.
Nick Fury glanced at it with one eye, like a conscientious old comrade who was as unhappy as a newcomer holding a mobile phone and not working.
"You don't seem worried?"
Yu Hongshi looked at the screen with one difficult eye and glanced at Nick Fury with the other, "Is this my home?" If not, why should I be nervous? What's more, the army behind him is nothing more than a Zetari, a mercenary in the universe, and a mercenary who is not on the table. In my opinion, this kind of enemy is only fitting as an enemy of the current Earth army. ”
Suitable?
The word made Nick Fury's face look ugly, and many of the agents next to him didn't have a good look.
This word not only belittles the army of this world, but also carries a kind of arrogance that does not take human life seriously, which is too infuriating!
Yu Hongshi didn't care, he turned his head to concentrate on the fist and foot fight between Loki and Captain America, well, the feeling of the two eyes fighting left and right just now was too tired to get used to it.
Speaking of fists and kicks, he never quite understood what kind of thinking Loki had in order to be so keen on hand-to-hand combat, he was a mage!
Could it be that he also has a netizen named Gandalf?
It's so puzzling!
Yu Hongshi sighed, there didn't seem to be any accidents in the Marvel movie world, the plot went very smoothly, and Yu Hongshi, who was smooth, thought that it was time for him to run.
Just like the original plot happened, Iron Man arrested Loki upon his arrival.
"Well, I hope there's some good news!" Nick Fury stood up and sighed, with a little smugness in his words, in a sense, this is the first time the Avengers have cooperated against the enemy, although there are some hidden dangers, but they can be controlled.
The most important thing is that he still has a face in front of aliens, which is very moisturizing.
Yu Hongshi stretched out his thumb very cooperatively to express his thumbs, and everyone carried the sedan chair, and he was not the kind of person who would scare everyone when he saw him.
Of course, when they knew that Loki was caught on purpose, they must have a good look on their faces......
"We met Saul, repeating, we met Saul...... Damn, you bastard! ”
Nick Fury didn't feel complacent for a long time when he heard Natasha's voice come from the communicator, and his black face darkened, "Bring Sol over too." ”
Yu Hongshi looked back and asked with a smile: "Do you want to stand on the moral high ground to point fingers at him!" ”
"It was the Asgardians who caused the destruction first, and I don't need to stand on the moral high ground."
Yu Hongshi was happy, "You are quite reasonable, have you ever thought that morality or something is probably just a quality unique to human beings." Even some humans don't believe it, let alone aliens. There is a saying that destroys you has nothing to do with you! ”
"Oh? Do you want to destroy us? Nick Fury's eyes sharpened again.
Yu Hongshi's eyes widened, and the surging murderous aura instantly enveloped the entire bridge, and the agents who were oppressed stiffened.
"I am telling you the truth of the universe with my heart, and the obstacle to survival is never weakness and ignorance, but arrogance! Don't always look like everyone wants to hurt you, because you don't deserve to be my enemies. ”
As soon as the momentum was closed, all the agents shivered and returned to normal, but the bridge, which had been a little busy just now, seemed very quiet at this time, and even the sound of those agents tapping on the keyboard was deliberately suppressed.
As if he hadn't done anything just now, Yu Hongshi casually put his feet on the table and quietly waited for Iron Man and the others to come back.
Nick Fury wiped the cold sweat from his forehead without a trace, he looked away, he originally thought that this was an alien who relied on equipment to make a living, but he didn't expect that it was a powerful master like Thor.
The skirmish between Iron Man and Thor didn't last long, and soon Yu Hongshi met several veterans of the original Avengers, well, it really looks like that, huh, that muscle is a bit big.
"Am I missing something? How do you feel that the atmosphere is a bit dull? Natasha looked around sensitively, she was very good at using female advantages, and it was up to her to break the silence.
Nick Fury leaned through the steps and said, "It's nothing, we're talking about Loki, I'll talk to him, you're watching from the monitor." ”
Natasha frowned slightly, keenly sensing that something was not right, but she didn't dig deeper, and Agent Hill next to her silently turned on the monitor, and the group began to watch the 'interrogation' quietly.
In the scene, Nick Fury locks Loki in a large can-shaped cell, and through the hard, transparent glass, the two begin to talk.
"Now let's talk about your situation, even if you scratch the glass lightly, you will fall from a height of 9,000 meters, so ...... Your Shoes...... Ant! ”
It can be seen that Nick Fury is seriously threatening Loki.
At this time, Iron Man and Thor, Captain America and others also came over, originally they didn't reach the bridge so quickly, but it was obvious that a special 'alien' was enough to arouse their curiosity.
Ignoring Stark's inquiring gaze, Yu Hongshi looked at Thor and pointed to the screen, "So...... What happens if you fall from a height of 9,000 meters? Does it make you feel dry and hoarse, with a high fever and constant coughing? ”
Thor didn't know Yu Hongshi, but he also felt funny about Nick Fury's threat, and thought about it seriously, "Well, it should mess up my hairstyle, ahahahaha!" ”
In the face of Sol's laughter, the rest of the people's faces became more and more gloomy, but Yu Hongshi was very happy to save face, and he got a lot closer at once.
Nick Fury thought he was proud and began the interrogation, but this time it was Loki who took the initiative, "The cage is good, it wasn't originally for me, right?" ”
Nick Fury was still there explaining, "It's going to be a lot more fierce than you. ”
"Oh, I know, a rampaging beast pretends to be a normal person. How desperate you must be to defend yourself with a beast. ”
Loki's counterattack was effective, and Yu Hongshi looked up at Dr. Banner when Natasha heard this, is it so cooperative? Afraid that the Hulk won't get angry?
Yu Hongshi smiled, "I'm still the same question, no matter who is involved, what will happen if you fall from a height of nine thousand meters?" Do you feel pain when you hit your face? ”
This time, Yu Hongshi was looking at Dr. Banner, but the miraculous thing was that Dr. Banner didn't feel much trouble, in fact, this kind of joking bluntness made him feel more relaxed.
From getting Loki to say those words, it meant that Nick Fury couldn't ask anything.
Yu Hongshi turned his head to look at everyone, Iron Man's small action of installing the signal accessor did not escape his eyes, got up and said, "I'll go talk to him, and you can also take a look from the monitor." ”
Saying that he went out regardless of whether he agreed or not, and saw Nick Fury coming back halfway, completely ignoring the other party's surprise and went straight to see Loki.
Yu Hongshi's strengthened suit had distinctive characteristics, which made Loki feel quite surprised.
Yu Hongshi got straight to the point, "The Zetarians are the most rubbish people in your universe, don't you know?" ”
Loki: "......"
"Do you know what a cosmic cube is?"
Loki: "......"
"Thanos never conquered planets, you don't know his style, do you?"
Loki: "......"
Yu Hongshi turned around and left, glancing at the surveillance camera in the process, "This is an idiot, he actually doesn't know any key secrets, you solve it yourself, I'll go sleep." ”
Yu Hongshi's boring face completely angered Loki, but unfortunately, Yu Hongshi's speed was faster than his mouth, and Yu Hongshi disappeared without even waiting for him to beep a few more words.
The whole process was far beyond everyone's expectations, but the questions asked made Thor, who knew the universe, feel that he was the one who really understood.
Captain America saw Thor's expression, "What are the Zetarians?" And what exactly is the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, who is Thanos, and what is his style of acting? You know that! ”
Everyone looked at Thor, and he looked serious, "The Zetarians are notorious mercenaries in the galaxy, but they are indeed weak in terms of strength, but they are also difficult to deal with compared to the people of the Atrium. As for the Cosmic Rubik's Cube...... That's not something you should know! You should give me that thing and bring it back. ”
Nick Fury was obviously the most sensitive to this sentence, "I don't need to remind you that the Cosmic Cube has always belonged to the people of the earth, and we will not give our own possessions to outsiders. ”
Thor was stunned, "It's been a long time with you...... Is that yours? Besides, it didn't take long. ”
Nick Fury instinctively felt that he shouldn't continue the topic, so he led the topic elsewhere, and without Yu Hongshi's-stirring stick, the plot went in the direction of internal contradictions.
Yu Hongshi, who had just left, yawned in the room he had arranged for himself, and quietly opened his domain, Well, the Otherworldly Gate has not been taken away by the people of Hydra, if you don't take it, how can I have a reason to enter your secret base to grab something?
However, it was found that Hawkeye's fighter was slowly approaching at this time, and it was obvious that Hawkeye was really an excellent agent, and he wrote down a lot of identification codes, so that the fighter successfully bypassed the identification of friend and foe of the floating aircraft carrier, and then it was a bullish bow and arrow show.
Yu Hongshi didn't understand at all how to estimate the irregular strong winds at an altitude of 9,000 meters, and when Hawkeye was still more than 100 meters away from the floating aircraft carrier, he could calculate the exact amount of arrows that were pinned to the position of the nail in advance.
Well, Hawkeye is here, and it's time for the first interesting fight.
Yu Hongshi took out his mobile phone and prepared to take a picture of Iron Man wearing his suit for a while, which was really cool for a boy. As for Loki or something, it's a little kid, just wait for him to poke his chest with a scepter, and then he'll be done with the Mind Gem.
Well, think about what else is going on?
By the way, you can take the opportunity to brush up on Natasha's favor, if you can collect his DNA just by relying on a bit of artillery fire, then Natasha shouldn't mind, maybe Nick Fury will encourage it, after all, that thing is black from the outside to the inside.
But it's a pity that Yu Hongshi is not too interested in that kind of skin and flesh stimulation, if he really likes it, there are more choices at home.
It's so boring.,You should speed up the plot.,I shouldn't spend too much time here.,I'm always a little worried about whether there will be a problem in my hometown.。
Rumble!
There was a violent explosion, and the entire floating aircraft carrier shook with it, one engine exploded, and a chaotic battle began.
Yu Hongshi walked slowly towards the warehouse site, and ran into Stark halfway through.
"Why are you here?" Stark paused when he took out his mobile phone, and he also believed in the truth that his heart must be different if he was not of my race, so he had always been wary of Yu Hongshi.
"You don't have to care, you go and wear your suit, I'll take a look!" Yu Hongshi took out his mobile phone with great interest and pointed it at a large iron box, which Stark had brought up, and it was naturally a steel suit.
Stark: "......"
"Stark, are you in place?"
Nick Fury's voice came from the communicator, and Stark reluctantly took out his phone to trigger the command to open the box and put on the suit.
Yu Hongshi filmed this process like an avid fan, to be honest, watching the Avengers series every time Stark wears a suit, he feels very excited, just like a fan knocking CP addiction.
Seeing Stark fly out, Yu Hongshi put away his phone, since he wants to speed up the plot, what should he do?
It's simple, send both Hulk and Thor down quickly, then send Hawkeye a good night's sleep, and then kill all the invading armed men.
Yu Hongshi opened the realm to confirm once again that the Otherworldly Gate had not been stolen yet, could you Hydra people also fall like S.H.I.E.L.D. agents? Poor efficiency!
Almost at the same time, Natasha struggled to get up from the ground, her face covered with frightened cold sweat, and near her was Dr. Banner, who was clearly trying to restrain but couldn't help but transform in anger.
She had only watched the relevant videos before, but this was the first time she had watched the transformation so closely, and it was clear that it had not completely turned green, but the violent and ferocious aura had radiated, making her unable to help but feel a chill down her spine.
Ace agent? What's that, and how does it compare to this monster? Are you really qualified to join this organization called the Avengers?
Roar!
Crazy roar, the appearance of the Hulk represents the development of the situation towards an unpredictable and bad situation, although it is still far away, but the sound wave that can distort the air with the naked eye is still heard by Nick Fury and the others who are far away on the bridge.
All the agents felt a chill in their hearts, and Nick Fury almost gritted his teeth, "Damn! Why is it ...... at this time?"
"It doesn't matter, I'll shoot!"
“……”
Nick Fury's mood was a little complicated when he heard the voice of Yu Hongshi over the communicator, but before he could reply, two grenades were thrown into the bridge, followed by a series of gunshots, and Hawkeye attacked with a large number of armed men.
Back to Natasha's side, she had no fighting spirit at all in the face of the Hulk, almost covering her head and running all the way in embarrassment, and her former elegance and confidence had long been gone.
Bang bang bang, the Hulk probably has a little idea about Black Widow that can't be broadcast or written, and keeps running after people's butts.
Natasha had already tried her best to drill into the cracks in the complicated terrain, hoping to throw the other party off with her nimble skills, but the Hulk didn't care about the various pipe fences along the way, and everything stopped him from smashing them all.
In this way, the two of them sparked and destroyed everywhere with lightning all the way, and in the midst of a sputter of sparks, Natasha suddenly saw a figure appear in front of her.
"You...... Come on! ”
Natasha was reminding, Yu Hongshi gently turned sideways and let Natasha's delicate body go, well, the aisle was a little narrow, and the two lumps rubbed past his chest, feeling a little dark.
"Actually, have you ever thought that maybe this big guy just wants to kiss and hug you, and not think he wants to kill you. After all, your small body is not enough for him to take a few shots. ”
Roar!
Natasha didn't have time to reply to Yu Hongshi's nonsense, the Hulk had already howled and patted over, if this move was real, I don't know if the reinforcement suit can withstand it?
Yu Hongshi didn't mean to test, turned around and jumped!
"The dragon wags its tail!"
Syllable! He kicked the Hulk's arm, and the ability to force displacement allowed the Hulk's arm to fly farther and farther through layers of obstacles and iron sheets.
Natasha could even see the bewildered look on the Hulk's face when she turned around, how could he be carried by his arm and fly so far?
Call!
A piece of light shone in, strong wind poured in, and the Hulk's body directly crashed through the outer wall of the floating aircraft carrier under forced displacement and fell nine thousand meters into the air.
Yu Hongshi glanced towards the edge, and he couldn't see the Hulk for a long time.
"I'll just say that Nick Fury made that nine-thousand-meter cage that doesn't make sense! You look at the way Hulk is dancing his teeth and claws, and he doesn't look like he's dying at all. ”
Yu Hongshi turned around and saw Natasha sitting in the corner a little tired, more frightened and stressed.
"What? Scared? ”
Natasha looked at his outstretched hand and subconsciously took it, but when it was actually touched, she remembered that this was a more powerful guy than the Hulk, after all, he kicked out of the floating aircraft carrier just now, good guy, so far, his damage to the floating aircraft carrier is even more serious than the Hulk.
However, Natasha didn't feel any murderous aura from him, which may explain why she let her guard down......
"I'm going to reassess my ability to play with you monsters."
Yu Hongshi looked at Natasha in some surprise, is this discouraged?
"The universe is vast, full of terrible enemies, and I've seen uglier than the Hulk! So ability is never the whole measure of a warrior, especially for humans. ”
Natasha glanced at him amorously, "A strong man is willing to comfort a weak person so much, I really want to thank you." ”
Yu Hongshi laughed, "The hymn of mankind is a hymn to courage!" A hero is not based on what kind of enemy you fight, but at what you do at certain important moments, and that's it. ”
Natasha smiled wryly, "Okay, I'm in a much better mood, so I'd better leave some of your chicken soup for someone else." ”
"Okay, then you can do what you're good at, Hawkeye led people to attack the bridge, he destroyed the operating system, and now he's preparing to flee to stop him!"
Natasha's expression tightened, nodded solemnly, and with gratitude in her eyes, she turned and ran away.
Yu Hongshi sighed and watched her leave, the current avengers are obviously quite immature, especially when dealing with supernatural events.
But this is not surprising, after all, S.H.I.E.L.D. has always felt that it is secretly maintaining world peace and even protecting the earth from alien invasion.
Well, I don't know if the ancient one lost his big teeth because of this?
Compared with S.H.I.E.L.D., the relevant departments are much more experienced!
……
Earth, Iceland
Iceland is an island nation in the North Atlantic Ocean, located in the middle of the North Atlantic Ocean, near the Arctic Circle, and the second largest island in Europe.
After that, it is a cold temperate oceanic climate, relatively mild, due to its close proximity to the Arctic Circle, the summer sunshine hours are close to the polar day, and the winter climate is cold, with fierce wind and snow.
With a population of less than half a million, it is a mecca for tourists and vacations.
Yu Zunbao landed at Reykjavik Airport, and as soon as he walked out of the airport door, he saw a hot beauty, obviously it was the cold time, but she was wearing a hot miniskirt, and the return rate was almost 100%.
Yu Zunbao's eyes lit up and he opened his arms, "Oh, Till, you're still so hot, come, give my brother a warm hug!" ”
Til stroked her long dark blonde curls, and a smile appeared on her beautiful and sharply contoured face, "You know, I'm a nun, and I never give a hug to a married man. ”
Yu Zunbao looked at her strangely, "I haven't heard that nuns have this rule, but don't worry, our monks don't eat less meat, and they always go to dissect women who have lost their feet!" As he spoke, he stretched out his arms again.
This time Til did not refuse, but while opening his arms, he revealed a little killing intent, Yu Zunbao suddenly reined in and shook his head solemnly, "I know that you have always coveted my body, hum, I love my family, I will not betray my wife!" ”
Till: "......"
The two walked to the parking lot side by side, and Yu Zunbao looked at Til meaningfully, "You're all retired, you won't still be abiding by the precepts and nurturing the seeds of faith all the time, right?" ”
Tyll glanced at him and snorted a little smugly, "I'm almost condensing the Faith Divine Soldier." ”
Yu Zunbao's shoulders shook, and he looked at her in disbelief, "Faith Divine Soldier? It's amazing, remember that your European team was a faith god soldier at the beginning, what's the name? That's right, the biblical blade. ”
The retirees of the European team and the Asian team are somewhat different, and outsiders generally believe that the strength of the Asian team players will drop significantly after retirement, because the reinforcement uniform cannot be taken away. The European team, on the other hand, because the seed of faith is present in the body of each player, so theoretically speaking, the longer it is cultivated, the stronger it will be.
Therefore, the retirees of the European team are likely to be more fierce than the regular players in terms of strength!
Hearing this, Til looked at Yu Zunbao strangely, like a thief who had successfully stolen chickens, and explained with a smile: "The situation is not the same as before, and it is nothing to tell you, in addition to the biblical blade, the European team now has a faith divine soldier, which has just been condensed by a fanatical believer, just two days ago." There is also a former Faith Divine Soldier, but ...... The man jumped out of the line with the Faith Divine Soldier. ”
Yu Zunbao was stunned for a moment, "Haven't you heard of it before?" ”
……
Magic capital, Yu Hongshi's home
Ahh Ahh
"Auntie, drink hot water, don't catch a cold." Yang Li handed a cup of hot water to Ai Jiajia, who was sneezing wildly.
Ai Jiajia looked at a well-behaved black cat and a yellow civet on the sofa, "When did you get another one...... Pet? ”
Yang Li blinked, played his body, and hummed aggrievedly: "Stone always travels everywhere, and he doesn't accompany me much, so that person can only keep pets to relieve boredom." ”
I finally had free time to watch The Wandering Earth 2, but there was a problem with the movie theater screen, I went to the refund waiter to change the number of screenings for me, and it turned out to be Man Jianghong, I said to her with a little disdain at the time, I watched the Wandering Earth. Am I doing it right?