The second rat was beaten so hard that he couldn't stand it, knowing that this impermanence was not ordinary impermanence, so he had to use a trick and fart.

I saw black smoke coming out, and a stinky gas quickly came out. The stench that could not be described in words, Lin Yi was so smoked that he almost vomited despite having a mask to cover his face.

Luo Guangming was even more miserable, and directly fainted Xun, and before he fainted, all the dumplings he had eaten, including the food that had not been completely digested at noon, were also spit out.

Luo Guangming's window was originally open, but at this time, the stench also drifted out of the house, and when it was blown by the wind, it was blown into other houses sporadically.

"Mom, what does it smell, it stinks, hurry up and close the window." A scream, coupled with a few unbearable vomits, is enough to prove that the stinky fart of the yellow skin is indeed the best magic weapon to escape.

Lin Yi also had to exit Luo Guangming's house and run outside to breathe in fresh air, and after getting used to the smell, the shadow of the yellow skin was long gone.

And Luo Guangming's house was still stinking, Lin Yi was afraid that Luo Guangming would be killed alive, so he had to endure the stench, floated into the house, rescued Luo Guangming, and threw him into an open space where no one was outside. ”

Luo Guangming woke up and looked around: "Hey, where is this?" ”

"Your house stinks so much that I'm afraid I'll kill you, so I'll take you outside." Lin Yi explained, looking at his blue nose and swollen face, "But the two yellow skins can't deal with it, and you are really good enough." ”

Although this Taoist priest is kind, he is really not good at his ability.

Luo Guangming was sad again, the master really lied to him so hard.

"I didn't know this yellow skin was so powerful." He reluctantly got up, bowed to Lin Yi and said, "Thank you Lord Impermanence for saving your life, your lordship is righteous and righteous, righteous and kind, it is really a blessing for my generation." ”

Fu is not blessed to say another, it's just that you have such a little ability, if you want to eat Yin Si rice in the capital, I'm afraid it's not easy.

Lin Yi said: "How did you offend the yellow skins, I couldn't catch them today, I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you in the future." ”

Luo Guangming was also sad: "It's my next-door neighbor, I accidentally provoked them, and I want to take revenge on my neighbor." I couldn't bear it, and I wanted to make peace from it, but the talks collapsed. And they fought. ”

Huang Pizi is very vindictive, he didn't kill them today, and he probably will come to him for revenge, woo, it seems that he has to go back to find the master.

Lin Yi said: "They won't give up, you still stay at home, if you come again." I will not let them go. ”

Luo Guangming was waiting for Lin Yi's words, and immediately hit the snake stick to follow: "With the words of the impermanent adult, the little ones don't have to be afraid of the yellow skin." ”

"Let's go, let's do it for ourselves."

Seeing Lin Yi drift away, Luo Guangming hurriedly bowed and said, "Congratulations to my lord." Although he was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and offended the yellow skin, but with the escort of the impermanent adult, Luo Guangming became bold again, and after returning home, he sent a circle of friends to the mess in the room, "Although the family is patronized by the yellow skin, it is also a blessing in disguise." ”

Soon, a night owl friend replied to him What's going on, he was patronized by the yellow skin, do you still have a good life? Where did the blessing come from?

Luo Guangming waited for this sentence, deliberately waited for a moment, and Fang replied reservedly: "The impermanence who saved me last time appeared again and beat the yellow skin away." And promised that the next time the yellow skins come again, they will be cleaned up. "Decisively turn off WeChat. I went to bed with satisfaction.

The next day, Lin Yi was sleeping lazily, and on Saturday anyway, he didn't go to school.

It was only at about ten o'clock that I was woken up by the sound of footsteps moving outside the house from time to time, and it turned out that there were many people next door, and it was lively.

The group of people had been making trouble at night before leaving, and Luo Guangming sent away the colleagues who came to him to ask what was going on, and knocked on Lin Yi's door.

Lin Yi opened the door and said to Luo Guangming: "Old Luo, the guests are all gone, right?" ”

"Well, they're all gone." Luo Guangming smiled at Lin Yi and said, "Did you sleep well last night?" ”

"Fortunately, when I was half asleep and half awake, there was a sudden stench, and I searched everywhere but couldn't find the source of the smell, but fortunately it dissipated again, and I fell asleep again."

Luo Guangming said: "Me too, I don't know where the stench came from, and it almost didn't make me vomit." ”

In the end, it was a neighbor, who borrowed salt and ate dumplings together, and the relationship became a lot closer all of a sudden, Luo Guangming said again: "Uh, Lin Yi, the rent in the capital is not cheap, why don't you live in school?" ”

Lin Yi replied: "I don't like a lot of people, I like quiet." ”

Luo Guangming said again: "This is not feasible, young people, how much do you have to make friends, you can't stay at home all day long." I think you should live in the school so that you can have a companion with your classmates. Or go out and walk around more, have fun with your classmates, and don't always stay at home. ”

It seems that this is to take himself away, so as to deal with the yellow skin who may come to the door at any time.

Lin Yi also said with kindness: "Well, what you said makes sense. I'll think about it. ”

Luo Guangming said again: "You and I are neighbors, and we are also fated, so there is nothing else to do today, right?" Let's go out for a walk. ”

Since he can't be separated, let's take it with him, and if there is a situation, he can use the talisman to stun him.

Although Lin Yi didn't know what he thought, he also responded with kindness.

The two left the neighborhood and wandered around.

After strolling around until more than ten o'clock in the evening, when he returned to the house, Luo Guangming said embarrassedly: "Last night, my house was flooded, and there was no place to sleep, can I sleep with you tonight?" ”

Lin Yi said: "No problem, come in." ”

The two of them slept on the sofa and the other on the bed, and spent the night like this.

The next day, Luo Guangming found an excuse to stay with Lin Yi for another day, and at night, he really couldn't find an excuse to continue staying, so he had to take out the talisman and recite a spell to Lin Yi.

Lin Yi blinked, not understanding what this talisman was for.

Luo Guangming saw him staring straight at him, recited the incantation again, and finally whispered, "It's time to sleep, Lin Yi." ”

Lin Yi blinked, finally understood, rolled his eyes, and fell down.

Luo Guangming settled Lin Yi, locked the doors and windows, took out a painting, and spread it on him. Then he left the house.

As soon as he left, Lin Yi opened his eyes, looked down, and couldn't help but be happy, it turned out that what was covering him was actually a pair of big white goose paintings, the big white geese were painted lifelikely, with a pair of wings, fierce and vicious, and he looked like he was going to fight with someone.

The nemesis of the yellow skin is the goose, and Luo Guangming took the portrait of the big white goose to spread it on him, also to protect him. Although this old Luo is a little more clever and greedy for money, he is really good.

It's just that the yellow skin didn't come tonight, and it was the same for several nights in a row. Luo Guangming thought that that guy was scared by Lord Impermanence and would not come again, so he relaxed his vigilance and had no excuse to find Lin Yi again.