Chapter 46: Short-haired woman
Indeed, impermanence is bound by the Heavenly Dao, and if it really accepts a huge bribe, its behavior will be immediately entered into the book of shame in the underworld, and then not only will there be no errands, but it may also be sent to hell to be punished.
Thinking that he had almost made such a big mistake, out of amends, and out of venting, the impermanence once again carried out a brutal group beating of the evil Taoist.
Zhang Ran let the impermanence ravage the evil Taoist priests, and said to Lin Yi: "The sober brother is not only strong in mana, but also upright, no wonder he has been promoted several levels when he joins the impermanence team." Lao Cao really has a good eye. ”
Lin Yi said with a smile: "Lao Cao is indeed a good leader, not only my leader, but also a brother and friend to me. I was transferred to the capital city god, and Lao Cao specially arranged for me to be under the command of Captain Zhang, mainly because he felt that Captain Zhang was honest and selfless, and he would take me with his heart. With Team Zhang here, I'm just a good shade under the big tree. ”
As soon as Lin Yi's rainbow fart was released, Zhang Ran liked Lin Yi more and more, patted him on the shoulder and said, "You have lifted me." We are colleagues, and we should support each other and cooperate for a win-win situation. I won't talk about these scenes later. ”
Lin Yi said: "Team Zhang misunderstood me, this is my sincere words." ”
Zhang Ran laughed, and saw that his subordinates had beaten the evil Taoist master and apprentice to death, and his soul was also trembling, so he sneered: "This old thing has done bad things, so the body will be thrown away and fed to the wild dogs." The soul was detained, brought back, and the brothers were sent to the underworld for trial. ”
Impermanence was overjoyed, and while locking up the soul of the evil priest, they kicked and cursed.
The evil Taoist priest knows that the general trend has gone, but he still does not give up, he is still bribing impermanence, let him go, he will entrust his dream to his master, and let the master send them money, wine and beautiful women.
Lin Yi's mace slapped over and hit the evil priest in the mouth. The evil priest screamed, his lips were full of black smoke, and two teeth were missing.
Lin Yi continued to pick up the mace, knocked out all the teeth of the evil Taoist, and stepped on it with his feet, abusing the evil Taoist to the point of incompleteness.
Seeing that the ghosts looked at him blankly, he said, "This evil Taoist priest is the best at bewitching the hearts of ghosts and hinging his tongue, so as not to make mistakes among his brothers." ”
Zhang Ran woke up like a dream, and hurriedly ordered: "Yes, yes, listen to the sober brother, hinge your tongue and cut off your hands and feet, so as not to make you make an irreparable mistake." ”
The demons hurriedly did so, hinged the evil priest's tongue, and broke his hands and feet, so that the evil priest became a completely crippled soul and could no longer do evil.
I don't know when a touch of fish white belly appeared in the sky, Zhang Ran patted his thigh: "Alas, it's almost dawn, we have to go back to restore our lives." Brother, let's go back together, let's have a drink. ”
Lin Yi said: "No, I have other things, next time I will ask everyone to drink together." Then he handed Zhang Ran a few gold ingots, "Give the brothers a drink, it's a little meaning." ”
"Ah, how embarrassing is this......" Zhang Ran was dumbfounded, how could this newly appointed vice captain be so rich?
Lin Yi insisted on pressing the gold ingots to Zhang Ran's hand: "I know that my brothers are bitter, but no matter how poor and bitter they are, they can't violate the principle of impermanence." But I'm different, you and I are colleagues, and it's not illegal to accept gifts from colleagues, so take it, this is also a little bit of my heart. ”
Zhang Ran half-pushed and half-took it on the spot, and his grimace became more and more eerie. I didn't expect this deputy team to not only have strong combat effectiveness, but also thieves and money, no wonder he can be a priest at such a young age, and I don't know which priest's son.
……
There are more and more fish white bellies exposed in the sky, and the world has become clearer, and the figures of Zhang Ran and other ghosts gradually disappear in the vast mist.
Lin Yi also floated back, but under the shade of a tree at an intersection in front of him, he saw several female ghosts pulling a short female ghost, and the female ghost struggled desperately, shouting for help.
"You let me go, my relatives are calling me, I can't go with you......" The short-haired female ghost screamed helplessly.
"Come with us, it's much better to be a ghost than to be a human, you see how free we are." A female ghost held the hand of the short-haired female ghost and smiled grimly. It's the same death, why can you return the soul, we have to be a lonely ghost.
The female ghost said angrily: "I still have a family, my body is still in the hospital, my family is still guarding me, I can't go with you." ”
"If you don't go, you have to go."
"Help......" The short-haired female ghost cried in despair.
Seeing this, Lin Yi hurriedly floated over, and waved his mace: "Persecuting the living soul, so bold." "The female ghosts were knocked with maces, and their bodies flew away.
Lin Yi threw out the chains and detained all the female ghosts.
"My lord forgives us, we know that we are wrong." When the female ghosts saw impermanence, they shrunk into a ball in fright.
Lin Yi summoned Yan Guang and asked him to send the female ghosts to the City God Temple, and said to the short-haired woman: "Go back quickly, don't delay." ”
Yan Guang soon came, and first saluted Lin Yi: "I've seen my lord." After looking at a few female ghosts, he said, "My lord, these ghosts should be sent to the city of vain death to wait for their fate, but because no one has crossed them, they are not qualified to report to the City God Temple." ”
The ghosts who died horizontally, if the family did not ask the Taoist priest to give them a transcendence, in the underworld, they would be called black households, and they would not be able to enjoy the guidance of impermanence, impermanence had no oil and water, and they would not pay attention to these poor ghosts, so Yan Guang did not want to do such drudgery.
Lin Yi said: "The mouse's eyes are narrow. The performance of our Dongyue Yin Division is declining year by year, which is caused by your thinking. Although there is no oil and water on these poor ghosts, it is a performance. It's better than letting the Nine Secluded Underworld Mansion go. ”
Yan Guang: "......" seems to have some truth.
Lin Yi said again: "Although you can't get oil and water on these poor ghosts, you can operate it in reverse." Let them trust their dreams to their families, and surpass them, and you will not be able to get a commission? Wouldn't they all be happy? ”
Yan Guang high-fived: "Wow, why didn't you think of it before?" Then he said to Lin Yi in a fart, "Lord Sober is worthy of being a top student of our impermanent team, and he really has a long-term vision." The little ones were taught. ”
Lin Yi: "......" impermanence will also have academic qualifications?
Probably seeing Lin Yi's confusion, Yan Guang asked rhetorically: "If the adult doesn't have a high degree of education, how can the official be promoted so quickly?" ”
“……”
After Yan Guang left, Lin Yi was also about to leave, but saw the short-haired woman looking at him timidly.
Lin Yi asked, "Why don't you go back?" ”
"I, I can't find my way back." The short-haired woman was embarrassed to say that she was born a road idiot. looked at Lin Yi expectantly, "Are you impermanent, civil servant in the underworld?" Can you send me back? ”
“…… Where are you? ”
"I'm in XX hospital, and I had a car accident a while ago......"
Lin Yi secretly thought, no wonder, people who have a car accident will have a lot of physical fitness, and their souls will be easy to fall, mainly because they are injured and weak, and secondly, they are scared.