Chapter 64: I was beaten fat
Lin Yi met the Sky Mage at the door, but the other party didn't notice him.
Lin Yi, who was carrying a backpack, pedaled down the stone steps. Around the corner, a fox leg suddenly stretched out from the diagonal area.
The Sky Mage just saw it, and was about to remind him, but he was afraid that he would scare the other party, in case he rolled down the steps, he would be crippled if he didn't die.
So the Sky Mage pinched the seal and pinched the coat and cast a spell, but there was a terrible scream in front of him, and the action of pinching the coat froze on the spot.
"Mage, what are you doing here?" It's not just the middle-aged man who wonders, but the tourists who came out of the Taoist temple and were about to leave, can they not be surprised when they see the action of the Sky Mage?
The Sky Mage quickly recovered as before, and said quietly: "I was dazzled just now, thinking that there was an evil obstacle to do evil. ”
At this time, Lin Yi stepped on the fox's leg directly, the fox's leg was broken on the spot, and he was in pain, so he immediately stretched out his paws to scratch Lin Yi, but Lin Yi took out a peach stick, swept it to the grass, and said to the tourists around him: "I found a mouse just now." ”
The fox didn't show up, even if it was a person who ate Yin Si rice, it was not easy to see, ordinary people really thought that Lin Yi was fighting mice, and they didn't care, they watched it for a while, and left.
But Lin Yi took a peachwood stick and knocked it around in the grass in an irregular manner, the fox was beaten and screamed again and again, and quickly begged for mercy: "Help, help, I was wrong, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore." ”
Lin Yi's eyes showed a fierce light, and he suddenly caught a glimpse of a golden robe in the corner of his eyes, and his movements immediately slowed down, and he said to himself, "You actually escaped, count it your good luck." "Get up, don't look at the Sky Mage, just take the stick and leave.
The middle-aged man looked at Lin Yi's back and said with a smile: "Young people are reckless, even if they find a mouse, it's not this way of playing." ”
The Sky Mage said to Lin Yi, "Little friend, please stay." ”
Lin Yi ran faster.
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Lin Yi, who returned home, began to make incense, and since he recognized the master, he had to make more incense to honor the master.
Huang Wu and Huang Qi also worked on the side, and one person and two rats were very busy.
As he was doing, Lin Yi fell asleep, yawned, fell asleep on the sofa, and fell asleep.
Suddenly, there was a strange sound in the window, Lin Yi was startled, and quickly got up from the sofa, about to close the window. A tall figure climbed through the window.
Lin Yi took a few steps back: "Who are you?" "This man has a fierce appearance, an eye on his forehead, an ancient costume, and a golden whip, and I don't know where to hit the evil god.
"You've only seen me in the daylight today, who do you say I am?" The voice of the person who came was loud, and the person who came was not good.
Lin Yi stepped back again and silently took out his mace.
"I haven't seen you during the day. Who are you? He picked up the peachwood stick and smashed it.
Lin Yi is very confident in his peach stick, he can overcome almost all yin things, and his combat effectiveness is also strong, but this time, he fell to the iron plate, only to see the peach stick hit someone's head, the other party did not look at it, but hurt his tiger's mouth, and was staggered back by the force of the reversal.
Oh no, when there was a hard fork, Lin Yi hurriedly fled, but the other party had already slapped him: "Bastard, I actually treat Lao Tzu as a yin thing." Where the hell do the dog's eyes go, huh? ”
Lin Yi flew out and threw himself on the ground, but before he could react, he was lifted up again, just at eye level with the other party's hideous face.
"See clearly, do you recognize Lao Tzu?" The other party is fierce and vicious.
Lin Yi was about to cry, nodding his head like a chicken pecking rice: "Recognize it, recognize it, woo, senior brother forgive ...... sin" The body was thrown out.
"Who is your senior brother? You deserve to be called my brother? After another full fist waiting, Lin Yi was beaten to the point that he was about to lose his breath, his body was rolled into a ball, but he said in his mouth, "Even if you beat me to death, I can't deny you as a senior brother." ”
The person who came was none other than Wang Lingguan, the first protector of the Daomen. I was simply mad by Lin Yi's shamelessness, seeing Lin Yi's blue nose and swollen face, he couldn't do anything, this mortal was too unbeaten, and he couldn't get up before he could make a difference.
Wang Lingguan kicked him angrily: "Lao Tzu has lived for so many years, and it is the first time I have seen you such a shameless person, relying on the kindness of the master, seeing that your mana is low, I am afraid that I will not be able to do the work of impermanence, so I passed on your Lei Gang, you are good, you actually beat the snake stick to keep up, rely on the family teacher, and have the face to worship my master as a teacher." ”
Lin Yi slowly got up from the ground, although his body was half dead in pain, but it did not hurt his muscles and bones, he knew that Wang Lingguan's subordinates were still measured, so he also had a score in his heart, took three incense sticks and handed them over: "Senior brother, take a break, come, junior brother, please have a good meal." It's not too late to hit the little brother after eating the incense. ”
Wang Lingguan glanced sharply, and his expression was hideous like a demon. Lin Yi was scared half to death, but he still accompanied the smiling face.
Wang Lingguan snorted, looked at the incense in his hand, swallowed his saliva unconsciously, and said viciously: "Stinky boy who has no eyesight, don't you want to light it for me?" ”
"Immediately, immediately." Lin Yi hurriedly lit the incense.
Wang Lingguan lay on the sofa and gulped in the incense.
Lin Yi stepped forward again, pinched his shoulders and rubbed his back: "Senior brother came all the way to see me, which really made the younger brother unhappy." ”
"Phew, don't put gold on your face." Wang Lingguan finished eating three or five times, and then went to beat Lin Yi again.
Lin Yi screamed, why did he still come? Didn't you just fight?
"It was just a warm-up."
“……”
Wang Lingguan was punched and kicked again, and Lin Yi was only responsible for screaming at the top of his throat, hoping to get the pity of his senior brother.
Wang Lingguan beat him for a while, sat down again, and said in a rough voice: "Stinky boy, don't think that you can apprentice with a few pillars of incense by kowtowing a few heads." Don't think that my master doesn't know. ”
Lin Yi was not embarrassed to be exposed, but salivated and smiled: "Although the junior brother does have bad intentions, the junior brother is serious about apprenticeship. ”
"How dare you say it!" Wang Lingguan was enraged again, and he was beaten and kicked again, scolding while beating, "What kind of immortal is my master? You cheekily worship his old man as a teacher, just kowtow a few times, and the last pillar of incense will be over? Yes? ”
"No one taught me, do you need another step?" Lin Yi hugged his head and was stunned.
"Master is an immortal, an immortal. You worship immortals as teachers, you are in violation of the return, Lao Tzu has been in the heavenly realm for so many years, and I have never heard of a case of mortals worshipping immortals as teachers. You kid picked up the loophole, drilled the loophole, and hugged the master and his old man's thigh. Even if the master and his old man are merciful and reluctantly accept you as an apprentice, you will not be even more lazy. ”
It turned out that he had neglected the master and his old man, Lin Yi hurriedly asked: "Senior brother, good senior brother, then you quickly tell me what other apprenticeship steps are needed, I am so prepared." I really didn't mean to snub Master and his old man, the main thing is that the elders in my family are gone, I am an orphan, and there is no one to teach me. ”
Usually the identity of an orphan is indeed pitiful, it is really sad for the listener, and cry for the hearer.
Wang Lingguan glanced at him: "Don't pretend to be pitiful in front of me." "He had already gone to Si Ming Xingjun to turn Lin Yi's bottom upside down.