Chapter 69: The impermanence of not loving food and money
Facing the angry female fox, Lin Yi could only touch his nose and said, "Then you deserve it, think you're unlucky." ”
The male fox said weakly: "We can't help it. If you don't do this, you won't be able to resume your cultivation, and if you don't resume your cultivation, you will die at the hands of Liumen half a year later. ”
"Why did you get involved with Liumen?"
"We have irreconcilable grievances with the Liu Twenty-Eight and Liu Forty-One brothers, and with the intervention of the elders of Humen and Liumen, we agreed to conduct an open life-and-death battle in half a year."
Everyone looked at each other.
The female fox glared at Lin Yi and said excitedly: "Damn guy, if it weren't for you, my husband and I wouldn't have made such a decision, went to Shangqingxiang to absorb incense, and found ordinary people to start." ”
The male fox also looked angry: "And that kid, if I get caught, see if I don't cut him with a thousand knives." ”
"Which boy?" Zhang Ran asked.
"It's the stinky boy who smashed me with a peach stick in Shangqing Temple, but I was injured a lot, and my cultivation went back two hundred years." Gonghu looked at a few more Taoist priests and said, "It's a last resort to beat your idea." However, it was also the bad luck of our husband and wife that we met you again. If it weren't for the sobriety of this world, the couple would have succeeded a long time ago.
Although the Taoist priest is difficult to bite, the yang energy of the Taoist priest is a great tonic for the spirit. For the sake of the agreement half a year later, the couple had to take risks, who knew that nine out of ten things would be safe, but the sobriety of this world was destroyed.
"If it falls into your hands, we will have no way to live, if we want to kill or chop, we will listen to respect." The she-fox said viciously, "I just hope you can agree to one condition for me." ”
"Say it." Zhang Ran saw that Lin Yi was silent, so he took the initiative to speak.
"Let's die together. If there is an afterlife, we will be husband and wife again. The female fox looked at the male fox sadly.
The male fox hugged the female fox tightly: "If there is an afterlife, we will be husband and wife again." Then the two foxes were next to each other, lying down waiting to die.
Taoist priests, you look at me, I look at you, I really have lived for a long time, I have lived a long time, and I was actually sour by a pair of goblins.
Luo Guangming wanted to say something, but he didn't know how to speak, so he could only look at Lin Yi hopefully.
Lin Yi said expressionlessly: "A demon is a demon, no matter how nice it sounds, it is an outlier after all." There is a saying in my underworld, if it is not my race, it will be punished. ”
Yiyang Dao Chang whispered: "Although this goblin has done a lot of bad things, but it didn't cause a big disaster, as long as they swear that they will not harm mankind again in the future, let them live." ”
The other Taoist priests also nodded quickly.
The fox couple opened their eyes and looked at Lin Yi resentfully, with a hint of anticipation.
Lin Yi was speechless and said, "Even if I let them go, they will lose their mana now, and they will still have to die in the hands of Liumen in half a year." ”
Everyone: "...... So, can a sober adult have the best of both worlds? ”
Lin Yi said: "So let's send them on the road, and strive to have a good tire in the next life." ”
"You...... Wolf-hearted, dog-hearted, hard-hearted, and inhumane. The last trace of the she-fox's wings was shattered, and she scolded again.
Lin Yi twisted them in his hands, ignoring their struggles, and said, "It's just cold, this fox skin can just warm my feet." ”
"Sober Lord ......" Shangshan Daoist said a little disapprovingly, "It's not easy to cultivate, although the fox demon is not my race, but in the end it is a living being, so I should leave a whole corpse." ”
Lin Yi said in surprise: "The Taoist is so bad, why not bring them back to warm my feet?" ”
"Uh......"
Lin Yi asked Zhang Ran: "Brother Zhang, my Dongyue Yin Division doesn't stipulate that impermanence can't raise spirit pets, right?" ”
Zhang Ran replied: "Not really." ”
"That's it." Lin Yi lightly looked at the fox who was holding his palm, "There are two ways for you, one is to warm my feet, and the other is that you know." ”
The two foxes looked at each other, dignified Hu Xian, and actually fell to the point of warming the feet of ghosts, which was really a shame for Humen. But if you don't agree, your life will be lost, and it's better to die than to live, so Erhu just hesitated and endured the humiliation and agreed.
Animals that have become spirits are also good at talking, because they are bound by the Heavenly Dao, and if they violate their oaths, they will also be punished by the Heavenly Dao. Lin Yi had already learned this from Huang Wu, but he was no longer worried that Erhu had different intentions, and said to Shangshan Dao: "Let's temporarily store them in Shangqingguan first, okay?" ”
Shangshan Dao was stunned for a moment, and then immediately said: "Yes, no problem, this is the honor of the poor Dao." "Great, this ghost of the underworld is worried about how to stammer.
Luo Guangming looked resentful, why did the sober adults leave me behind? Can I take care of the fox too?
Lin Yi couldn't think of this, he was not a person who killed indiscriminately, since this pair of foxes didn't do anything harmful, it was enough to give some punishment. But it is impossible for him to admit that he is soft-hearted in front of others. Impermanence can't be soft-hearted, you have to put on a ruthless coat, otherwise today he will come to you to intercede, tomorrow this one will come to him and go through the back door, endlessly, sooner or later he will be dragged into the water.
The foxes were sent to Shangqingguan first, mainly to heal their injuries through the incense of Shangqingguan, and let them be baptized by scriptures, wash away the wildness of their bodies, fade away their demonic nature, and turn into spirituality, which is only good for their cultivation and not harmful.
But foxes are inherently evil, and Lin Yi warned them when he left: "Stay in Shangqingguan obediently, don't make trouble, otherwise I will pick your skin." ”
Shangshan Daoist and Ruoshui Daoist each hugged the fox, and Shangshan Daoist also asked Lin Yi when he would come to Shangqingguan to bring the spirit pet back, so they opened the door to sweep the dust, put on the incense case, and welcomed the arrival of the sober adult.
Lin Yi said: "I don't like it. ”
"Hmm...... "Impermanence is not popular?"
"Then, when the time comes, Xiaodao will give the adults more money." If you don't eat it, you love money.
"I don't want money."
"......" Shangshan Dao Elder was about to close himself, and said dryly, "What does the sober adult want?" ”
"Food." Lin Yi thought for a while, and then said, "It's best to use hairy crabs, steamed, not coriander." "He himself is allergic to hairy crabs and can't eat them.
“…… It turns out that sober adults are still gourmet everyone, and Xiaodao knows what to do. "The good Taoist wiped the sweat on his forehead, he doesn't like to eat or love money, he only loves food, such impermanence, I'm afraid that the whole underworld can't find a second one.
Luo Guangming's eyes also lit up, and he suddenly found the way to become a sober adult.
Zhang Ran secretly thought, there have been rumors in the underworld, the world is sober and strong, and he has a generous hand, it seems that he is really not a bad money.
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