Chapter 76: This Guy Is Not Human

Lord Zhou Xiang also lost face, and the altar immortals who were carefully enshrined couldn't beat other people's immortals, and it was embarrassing enough, but he couldn't get angry, so he had to hold back.

"Mr. Lin, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Lord Zhou Xiang smiled at Lin Yi and moved towards the door as he retreated.

Huang Wuyi's small eyes flashed with contempt, and he didn't forget to disgust the other party: "It's all here, don't sit down for a while?" ”

Lord Zhou Xiang endured the humiliation and smiled: "No, it's been long enough to come out, it's time to go back." Huang Wuye really has not diminished his power back then, there were many offends just now, and I hope that Huang Wuye will forgive him, and Huang Wuye is also welcome to come to my Zhoujiatang for fasting. ”

The meaning of eating fast is that the various immortals visit each other to eat fragrant. Huang Wu is a Baojia Immortal, and he can also go to Zhoujiatang to find the altar immortals to eat fast and contact the feelings. Zhou Xiangzhu's words also had Huang Wu's thoughts. Such a powerful immortal family can't be offended.

Huang Wu glanced at Lin Yi, exhaled from his nose, and said pretending to be angry: "Look at the mood of Master Ben." ”

Lord Zhou Xiang said some good things again, and then retreated.

And Zhu's father was at a loss, he wanted to hold Zhou Xiangzhu, but he didn't have the guts, these are incense heads who deal with the major immortals, if you offend, people will instruct the immortals to let themselves eat and walk around casually.

So Father Zhu looked at Lin Yi pitifully.

Lin Yi said: "Mr. Zhu, it's obviously a simple thing, but it makes you so complicated. ”

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"Under Mr. Zhu's sincerity, I still decided to forgive Zhu Tingyu, in the end, classmates, although Zhu Tingyu is unkind to me, I can't be unforgiving. Mr. Zhu is just a poor father, alas, pity the hearts of parents all over the world. Alas, I'm just too soft-hearted. Lin Yi checked the newly entered numbers on the account and counted them silently, very good, with more effort, you can pay the down payment for the house in the capital. It should be enough to mold the golden body of the god statue in the Taoist temple.

Looking at the little eyes of Huang Wu and his wife, Lin Yi finally had a refreshing feeling of raising immortals for a thousand days.

Father Zhu endured his anger and praised Lin Yi for his kindness against his will. was stunned to death, although his daughter could be exempted from criminal responsibility, but he also suffered heavy losses. The thirty-sixth master Liu in the family was angry with his adopted daughter for not teaching him, and he had abandoned him. This loss, however, cannot be measured in monetary terms.

After Zhu's father left, Lin Yi was still thinking, I knew that it was so easy to make money, so should I continue to carry forward the spirit of a straight man with a poisonous tongue in the future?

Looking at the arms and thighs that couldn't move, Lin Yi shook his head again, forget it, don't think about this kind of skin and meat business.

Lao Cao appeared in the ward, looked at the gopher fur fox fur, and said, "Am I a step late?" ”

Lin Yi said angrily: "I really want to count on you, the daylily is cold." Buckle your gold ingots. ”

"Don't." Old Cao Wei screamed and hurriedly said, "I was wrong, I was wrong." It is worthy of Huang Wuye, who has been cultivating for three hundred years, cow! He gave Huang Wu a thumbs up.

Huang Wu puffed up his chest arrogantly: "That is, the entire Yellow Gate, except for Huang Da, I don't accept anyone." ”

"I have long heard that Huang Wuye is the most powerful, and when I saw it today, it really deserved its reputation." Lao Cao boasted.

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The winter vacation has arrived, although the school is on vacation, but Lin Yi can only lie in bed to spend it, looking at the class notes prepared for him by enthusiastic classmates, and silently reciting the key points of the teacher, although the teacher did not assign tasks, but Lin Yi still decided to work hard to complete, otherwise he would lose his life if he left too much homework and failed the course.

After spending a few days and barely keeping up with the progress of his studies at work, Lin Yi couldn't sit still anymore.

At first, I thought it was good to sleep and eat, eat and sleep and have someone to take care of the pig, but after lying down for half a month, I was able to get out of bed and move a little, and I didn't want to lie down anymore.

Fortunately, although the body was injured, it did not affect the out-of-body soul. From time to time, leave the body, go out and wander for a while, and move the muscles and bones, otherwise the bones will lie rusty.

That night, after the doctor checked the ward, Lin Yi locked the door of the ward, hung a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door, and his soul floated out of the ward.

Easily collected all the ghosts wandering in the hospital and sent them to the nearby Taoist temple for transcendence, and some of the souls of the living family members were led by Lin Yi to give their families a dream, asking them to ask the Taoist priest to give them a transcendence.

After receiving the paper money burned by the family, the ghosts were grateful to Lin Yi and hurriedly took out some of the money to Lin Yi.

Lin Yi is rare of these, so naturally he won't want them.

When he was not injured, Lin Yi was not so diligent, it seems that he was born to work hard.

On this day, Lin Yi floated back to his apartment, took out the yellow paper stored in the house, and began to origami.

folded a paper figure exactly like himself in proportion,

Paper piercing people is a body that prepares the soul for possession. Possessed by a powerful spirit, the paper figure can walk in the sun like a normal person.

The paper piercing technique is a unique Taoist secret technique that Master Sa Tian taught to Lin Yi in his dreams.

After not eating Lin Yi's filial piety for several days, Sa Tianshi came down to take a look, only to find that this cheap apprentice was lying in the hospital and couldn't move, and when he learned the cause of his injury, he was so angry that his nose was crooked, so he fell asleep at night and taught Lin Yi paper folding techniques.

It took a lot of effort for Lin Yi to fold a paper figure about the same height as himself, and then picked up a pen and began to draw on the paper figure. It's just that he didn't learn professional drawing, and when he finishes drawing, he looks like a character in a comic.

"That's it, that's it, as long as it can be used anyway." Lin Yi dropped the pen, and it was also thanks to his soul that he was getting stronger and stronger, and he could contact the real thing with the body of his soul.

After the painting was finished, when the ink on the paper figure was completely dry, Lin Yi silently recited the incantation, and his body floated to the paper.

I saw that the paper figure on the ground suddenly came to life, and gradually became full, and finally, a vivid young man appeared.

Lin Yi stretched out his hand and lifted his legs, and it felt good that his hands and feet could be used.

This dress was also painted by him, but after the paper figure survived, this dress also has an actual shape, which is undoubtedly the same as the real clothes.

"Master's old man's paper figure technique is really easy to use, and it actually succeeded in one go." Lin Yi silently kowtowed in front of the statue of Sa Tianshi, and specially burned three pillars of incense, and said, "I haven't burned incense for your old man for half a month, I hope your old man won't blame him." ”

Then he gave incense to Wang Lingguan and thanked his senior brother for teaching him Tai Chi.

When Wang Lingguan learned that his junior brother was actually injured by a sneak attack by a few mortals, he felt that he was a loser, and he also fell into a dream and taught him a few practical fighting techniques.

"My Tai Chi technique is infused with advanced techniques, no matter how powerful the other party is, he can defeat the enemy with one move."

Master's paper folding technique and mantra are familiar with it, and the senior brother's Tai Chi technique was also compared a few times in the living room, and the sofa placed in front of him was knocked away with a palm, making a loud noise.

Lin Yi was stunned, he didn't expect this simple move to be so powerful.

There was no monitoring in this apartment, and Luo Guangming was not at home, but Lin Yi still didn't dare to take it lightly, and his soul floated out of the community and went to the dressing room of a shopping mall employee opposite. Then, a handsome, tall young man wearing a white shirt, black pants and half-length hair appeared in the mall.

Today, shopping malls should be engaged in activities, and many people are making big purchases.

Lin Yi walked out of the mall and walked aimlessly on the sidewalk.

At this time, there are a lot of residents who come out for a walk, and there are also dogs.

It's just that these people who walk the dog and the cat find that their pets are very abnormal tonight, either standing there and blowing up their hair, refusing to take another step, or yelling at somewhere.

There are also pets that hold cats and dogs in their arms, and they also arch desperately into the arms of their owners, as if they have been greatly frightened.

Passing by a pet shop, the pets in the cage at the entrance of the store are all trembling and screaming. A macaw also flapped its wings and flew into the arms of its owner, shouting: "This guy is not a man, this guy is not a man." ”

The shopkeeper smiled embarrassedly at Lin Yi and said, "I'm sorry, my parrot is very cheap with this mouth, and I always like to scold people." ”BIquGe.biz

Lin Yi smiled, not taking it seriously.

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