Chapter 84: Two Stupid Ghosts Spotted
There is no puja held at Dajue Temple today, and of course no food will be prepared for the ghosts.
went to the kitchen and went around, but didn't find anything to eat, Lin Yi was a little disappointed, "Bad luck." โ
Lao Cao said: "Don't be in a hurry, it's all here, how can you go on an empty stomach?" Let's go to the back kitchen and look for it. โ
Dajue Temple is the largest temple in the whole of North China, and it is regularly eaten by pilgrims, all of whom have chef certificates. The vegetarian food is also famous for its deliciousness.
The back kitchen is slightly smaller, which is specially prepared for the monks in the temple, who came at the right time, and the monks have just served bowls to eat.
Lao Cao pulled Lin Yi and sat on the big table in the kitchen to eat, which was already full of pots and pots of vegetables, and then the chef put them on plates and brought them out for the monks to eat.
"Try the fish tofu, it's delicious." Lao Cao greeted Lin Yi and was already eating.
Just smelling the aroma of vegetables, the saliva in his mouth soared, Lin Yi didn't care about his image, sat down, in order to facilitate eating, he didn't wear a mask anymore, but wore a mask made of paper, only revealing his eyes and mouth, which did not affect eating.
"Delicious, delicious." After eating the fish-flavored eggplant, Lin Yi almost swallowed his tongue, and tasted other dishes, which were really delicious, Lin Yi was so excited that he couldn't wait to bury his whole body in the basin and dry it.
Lin Yi propped up the table with both hands, sniffed with his nose, and sucked his mouth slightly, and the fragrance and essence of the dishes were all swallowed into his stomach, and his whole body floated up involuntarily.
Lao Cao looked at him as a starving ghost, and couldn't help laughing: "Don't eat it, there's more." โ
At dinner time, people came in and out of the kitchen from time to time, putting the food that Lin Yi and the others had eaten on the plate and serving it out, and a chef looked at the braised tofu fish that had changed color, and wondered: "It's not been long since it came out of the pot, why did it change color?" But I didn't think much of it, and went out with my plate.
However, the monks who were eating outside found that the food was not very fresh, and it didn't even taste like it, so he couldn't help but call the cook angrily: "What did you do today?" Didn't put salt? โ
The chef was stunned: "Let it go." โ
"Then you come and taste it, it doesn't taste anything."
The chef paid for it, and his face changed greatly: "How can this be?" โ
At this time, the other monks also pointed to the dishes in the bowl: "I don't have a taste for this, I said Lao Zhang, did you desert today?" The taste is comparable to chewing wax. โ
Many monks complained that their food was tasteless.
Of course, there are also some dishes that are full of color and flavor. But some of the dishes are really tasteless, and it is difficult to describe them.
The cook, bewildered, went into the kitchen again, tasted everything that was left at the big table, his face changed greatly, he did not believe in evil, and continued to taste other dishes, his face turned blue, and exclaimed, "How can this be?" โ
Lin Yi said to Lao Cao: "Let's go quickly." "I've eaten almost enough anyway.
Lao Cao wiped his mouth and said, "Let's go." If you don't leave, it's easy to be discovered. โ
The two got up, Lin Yi was still full, and a monk wiped his face and shouted, "Who was blowing on me just now?" โ
Lin Yi: "......"
Half of the chef's cooking was tasteless, and this kind of evil thing also alarmed the mages who were waiting for the kitchen to deliver the food. Some of the monks who had eaten earlier also had tasteless dishes, and these experienced monks immediately thought that they should have been eaten by ghosts, and they were furious, so they first used the Dharma to open their own eyes, and then picked up a wooden stick and rushed to the kitchen. ลดลดลด.BIQUGE.biz
This monk is also more famous, he is one of the disciples of Master Daxing, and he is also the unrepentant master who gave the old man Li Mingde a transcendence that day, the unrepentant master is proficient in Buddhism, and can also hook up yin and yang, and is usually responsible for colluding with ghosts, taking some work on transcendence, and is quite famous in the capital.
Master Unrepentant came to the kitchen and said to the monks who were scolding the cook, "Go out and close the door." His eyes immediately locked on Lao Cao and Lin Yi, and shouted, "Where did the starving ghost come from, dare to go to my Dajue Temple to steal food." With a wave of the wooden stick in his hand, he knocked it at Lin Yi.
I don't know where the starving ghost came from, but he was embarrassed to wear a mask and hide his head and tail, and he was the first to clean him up.
Lin Yi: "......" Seeing that the stick was about to hit his body, he hurriedly dodged back, pulling Lao Cao to jump out of the window.
"Where to go!" The Unrepentant Mage threw the stick in his hand.
Lin Yi dodged sensitively and drifted away with Lao Cao.
"No wonder you dare to come to my Dajue Temple to steal food, it turns out that there are still two more times." Master Bu Hai was stunned, and became more and more angry, and instructed the surrounding monks, set up a formation, and recite a soul mantra, "Emperor Nan Wu......bu is still quite prestigious in front of ordinary monks, and many monks immediately rushed out of the kitchen when they heard the words, put their hands together, and began to chant mantras.
"Oh no, it's a spiritualist spell." Lao Cao often came to Dajue Temple to steal food, and heard that this was a soul spell, and the other party wanted to invite the ghosts around the temple to deal with them.
Lin Yi also became nervous: "Then let's run away quickly." Just as he was about to take Lao Cao to perform the teleportation technique, suddenly there was a "Amituo Buddha", the voice was full of energy, like spring thunder, and like a heavy hammer on the top of his head, Lin Yi shivered smartly, and Lao Cao was even more miserable, "My mother......" The whole body fell straight down.
Lin Yi also fell from the sky.
At this time, a group of monks had surrounded them with wooden sticks, and Lao Cao hugged Lin Yi's waist tightly and said: "These are all pear wooden sticks, strong and durable, and they are worshiped by incense all the year round, and they are impregnated with Buddhist scriptures, which is no less than the peach wood sword of the Taoist priest." If a stick hits me, half of my life will be gone. โ
Lin Yi shook his tongue and took out a peach stick: "What about me?" โ
The peachwood stick is a necessary weapon for Lin Yi to fight in the underworld, but Lao Cao actually jumped out of the way when he saw it, and cried in a mournful voice: "Mom, you want to kill me." โ
Lin Yi: "......"
The monk who opened his eyes in the sky: "......" If it weren't for the wrong occasion, I really wanted to laugh out loud, where did this stupid ghost come from.
Lao Cao also felt quite embarrassed, and it became more and more difficult to expose his impermanent identity, so he had to get up, pointed at the unrepentant mage and shouted: "You monk is stingy, but if you eat a little vegetarian fast, you will shout and kill." It's a big deal, just give you money. He took out a few gold ingots from his bosom and threw them over.
Lin Yi glanced at him coldly, didn't he say that he had no money?
Master Buhai twitched, we don't need these gold ingots.
Lao Cao simply played the scoundrel and said: "Monk, let us go quickly, otherwise I will come next time, and bring my friends over to eat your Dajue Temple." โ
Master Buhai was furious: "Arrogant, arrogant. Then he recited the sutra with a slight blink.
The monks began to line up, raised their pear sticks in unison, and slapped them on the ground, "Hey! Ha! The dull knocking and the mighty shouts of the monks hit Lao Cao's chest like a heavy beating.
Lao Cao clutched his chest and grabbed Lin Yi tightly: "Hurry up and leave." "If it's a little later, they will really be captured alive, even if the identity is found out at that time, the other party is willing to let them go, but the shame will be thrown to grandma's house.
Lin Yi grabbed Lao Cao's hand and performed the teleportation technique, for some reason, he actually bumped into a monk, Lin Yi didn't think anything, Lao Cao was already screaming again and again, and black smoke was rising from his body.
"What's wrong?" Lin Yi Khan.
Lao Cao howled while crying wolf: "I asked you to perform the teleportation technique, but I didn't ask you to take me to hit the monk's pear stick." "Didn't you look at the yellow calendar when you went out today?
Looking at Lao Cao, who was like a clown jumping off the beam, the corners of Master Buhai's lips twitched, where did this stupid ghost come from, it was so stupid that it made people laugh.
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