Chapter Ninety-Eight: Doubting Life, Am I Still Dreaming?

"That's what you said, I'll give you all these crystal nuclei, and I will never hide my secrets."

"Come, my hand is a little bit better, you have to catch it."

"Grandson Turtle, you're too grinding, your grandfather and I are stiff, hurry up."

"It's coming!!"

"Whoa!!"

Gu Xiaoyun's eyes widened, and he looked at Xuanwu in front of him and opened his mouth wide, from his mouth full of saliva.

Spit! Go out! Finish! Crystal! Nucleus!

The crystal nucleus was accompanied by a pile of suspicious liquid, and Xuanwu spit it on his hand.

This bunch of stuff is sticky, it's bad.

"! Xuanwu, you are unlucky, who did you learn these things from? If you don't learn from the good, you learn from the bad?"

"Whose pet stuffed the crystal nucleus into his mouth, and you said that you would forget it if you stuffed it in your mouth, and what is the matter with a bunch of saliva when you spit it out?"

"You say you have saliva, forget it, I won't talk about you if you spit on the floor, you are embarrassed to call your honorable master."

"Catch your saliva with your hand?!"

"Are you embarrassed? Are you embarrassed? What about your face? Can you get some face?!"

Gu Xiaoyun directly threw out the crystal nucleus in his hand.

However, the suspicious liquid on it was all on his hands.

You don't have to get close to smell it, you can smell a foul smell.

"You're not saliva, you're getting the water from the stinky ditch into Lao Tzu's hands, right?"

"Gross!"

Gu Xiaoyun looked loveless.

Although he has no habit of cleanliness, who will be happy when he touches two handfuls of stinky saliva?

Instead, Xuanwu let out a "hehe" laugh: "You just played me, and I'm going to play you too."

"I call it Heavenly Dao Good Reincarnation, who does the heavens spare, why didn't you think you were being tricked when you played me?"

"Okay, you're ruthless!"

Gu Xiaoyun felt that he was no longer clean, if he was a wood-based ability, he might have cut off his two hands.

It's a big deal that he'll grow two more hands, although that might be until he can get to the next level.

But he would rather wait than these two disgusting hands.

He took a deep breath, took a bucket of water from the space, and began to clean his hands.

After washing it hundreds of times, it was clear that there was no smell anymore, but Gu Xiaoyun always felt that he still had a taste in his heart.

"Really, I've been back for a while, and I'm going back more and more."

"Before I put it, let alone touch my saliva, I haven't done any of those things like digging my head."

"This little scene is actually disgusted."

Gu Xiaoyun muttered to himself, and finally came to a conclusion.

"Well, don't blame me, it must be because Xuanwu's saliva is too disgusting and smelly."

"Hey, hey, I can hear it."

Xuanwu couldn't help but retort, "When you asked a turtle to pick up crystal nuclei, didn't you think about how he collected them?"

"Did you give him a spatial ability, or did you give him a spatial ring?" How should he collect the crystal nucleus except swallow it?"

"Isn't it possible to stuff all the crystal nuclei into his tortoise shell?"

"Well, that's good, you admit you're a turtle." Gu Xiaoyun nodded approvingly, and then calmly added a knife.

"As a tortoise, where can you fit things into a tortoise shell if you don't stuff it? Who would have thought that you would eat them like other turtles!"

"Well, that's your tortoise's problem."

Gu Xiaoyun nodded affirmatively again.

Whose tortoise is so old and improper, he doesn't do anything all day long, and only thinks about how to disgust his master.

If you ask him to do something, he will only swallow it in his mouth.

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It can be seen that it is not only an old and unserious turtle, but also a strange foodie turtle.

Gu Xiaoyun calmly walked in front of the pile of crystal nuclei that he threw away, washed them with water, and then absorbed all those crystal nuclei.

This crystal nucleus was not enough for him to recover his abilities.

Sure enough, he still has to rely on the crystal nucleus in the spar mine, and I hope that in the past few days when he is away, his brother can be a little more interesting and dig out a few more.

Don't give him ignorance.

Xuanwu was stunned from the sidelines: "Don't you think they are disgusting? How did you use them all?"

"According to the script, you should give me all those crystal nuclei."

"You're sick of me, and you're still thinking about using my crystal nucleus?" Gu Xiaoyun gave Xuanwu a roll of his eyes.

"It's a beautiful thought, why don't you do so well when you're working."

"You said you could not only eat, talk, and listen to gossip, but what else would you do?"

Xuanwu was a little speechless for a while.

As a divine beast, is he really so useless?

Gu Xiaoyun gave up his own barbecue and took out the skewers that others had grilled from the space.

"Okay, I know you're good for nothing but stupidity, come and eat, the food can't stop your mouth."

"Okay, brother."

Xuanwu didn't bother to think about it, he came up with a fart, and he smelled the smell of barbecue from a long distance.

Is this the barbecue that everyone loves?

Well, that's fragrant.

At this moment, the green hair seemed to be fragrant by the smell of barbecue, and it was clear that he was in a coma, and his nose actually moved.

The mouth snorted, and a sentence actually popped out.

"What's that...... It's so fragrant......"

But the two of them, Xuanwu and Gu Xiaoyun, didn't realize that they were about to be woken up by the incense.

"This barbecue is really fragrant, bring me a few more skewers."

"That's me, such a good master can take you to eat barbecue, if only someone else can roast you."

"Okay, eat, eat, don't say that I treat you badly, today you will open your belly for your grandfather to eat."

"Hey, hey, then I'm welcome."

One person and one ghost were eating, and the green fur quietly woke up behind them.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and shook his dizzy head.

Holding the ground with one hand, he slowly sat up.

"I...... Am I dreaming? Do you mean I'm in the underworld?!"

The green hair blinked vigorously a few times, looking at the strings in front of him, a person and a turtle were a little unbelievable.

He rubbed it vigorously a few more times, slapped his face and pinched his thigh a few times.

Green Fur looked at the scene in front of him again, doubting life.

"Hey, it hurts, isn't this a dream, I'm not dead yet?"

"If I'm not dead, why would there be a man and a turtle masturbating in front of me?! And the scary thing is that that turtle can still talk?!"

"Isn't this the lightning powerhouse? Wasn't he already dismantled by zombies?"

"Do you mean I'm dead too?"

"It's all fake, it's all fake, I must be dreaming......".