Lin Yi looked at Yan Lijun helplessly.

This bearded man who claimed to have eighteen kinds of martial arts, after being rejected by him after being offered various tempting conditions, actually rolled up his sleeves fiercely and threatened him fiercely: "Do you really want to force me to use the eighteenth martial arts? ”

Lin Yi clasped his fists around his chest, "You can do it." "If it was before, he would have been scrupulous, but now, he is really not afraid. The strength of the inspector is several times higher than that of impermanence. And after becoming an inspector, his soul was also nourished and strong, not only to support the sensitivity of the body, but also to the attack power and explosive power of the body, which should not be underestimated. Even eight or nine adult men don't want to take advantage of him.

Yan Lijun rolled up his sleeves and said uncertainly: "Do you really want me to use my tricks?" ”

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows, unspeakably evil, and said lightly: "It's okay, you make it." ”

It's so handsome, it's really handsome. Yan Lijun thought intoxicatedly, just raising his eyebrows like this, he was also handsome, as well as the tone of his voice, and his movements, the slightly raised corners of his lips, none of them were not perfect, and none of them did not conform to his image as the protagonist, it was really handsome.

So, Yan Lijun wiped his beard, pulled up his sleeves, and then lifted the waistband of his trousers under his fat belly, and pounced on Lin Yi.

"I'll go!" Lin Yi hurriedly dodged away, but Yan Lijun moved too fast, and his legs were hugged by him, and he couldn't break free anymore.

"You promise me, promise me, as long as you promise me, I will let you go. Otherwise, I'll cry to you. Yan Lijun hugged Lin Yi's legs with both hands, and when he saw Lin Yi angrily coming to break his hands and continuing to exert his strength, he began to cry.

“…… Ah, ah, ah......" Yan Lijun's cry was like earth-shattering thunder, making people's hearts tremble, and like a demon from hell, making people's scalps numb, and the customers who were full of food in the nearby private room were so frightened that they almost threw away their chopsticks and scolded, "Who is crying?" "It's a man's voice when I hear it, and it's too scary to cry like this. It was as if he had been greatly wronged.

Although I was taken aback, there was no one crying like this. Out of curiosity, the private room was opened, and when the audience saw a helpless young man, who was crying with his legs hugged by a fat bearded man, it was really spicy, and they couldn't help asking: "Little brother, what's going on?" Who is this? Are you bullying people? ”

Yan Lijun's throat was so loud that his cry almost toppled the ceiling, shaking people's eardrums. It must be a great grievance to cry like this, ordinary people think so.

How can Lin Yi explain that he doesn't want to film, so this person will come to such a show.

And Yan Lijun continued to cry, snot and tears rolled a lot, and in the end, the onlookers couldn't stand it, mainly because this cry was too fucking uncomfortable. It's as if something is cutting your own teeth, yes, it's something like hair, the kind of pain that doesn't hurt, but it's absolutely nauseous and uncomfortable.

"Please, promise me, promise me." Yan Lijun was crying and howling, and the people around him had begun to cover their ears, and some of them couldn't stand it anymore, and they left quickly, even the shopkeeper, who had to come in and beg grandpa to tell grandma to stop crying. The guests of the hotel were all crying and ran away from the cry. Although the guests gave money, the new guests couldn't stand it and ran away.

Yan Lijun ignored it and continued to howl.

The owner of the hotel had no choice but to persuade Lin Yi again: "If there is any grievance, you can promise others, this is public, and the impact is not good." "Look, a lot of people are already making videos.

Lin Yi was also upset by Yan Lijun's crying, the feeling of silk threads grinding his teeth was unbearable, but it was ridiculous to ask him to agree to this. But for some reason, a voice suddenly appeared in Lin Yi's head: "If you don't agree, as a teacher, let Wang Lingguan beat you." ”

"Master......" Lin Yi was stunned, it was Master's voice.

Looking down at Yan Lijun, this guy is still crying there, how can he still have the style of a great director, he is simply a scoundrel.

"Hurry up and agree, otherwise you will let your senior brother beat you as a teacher." Master's familiar voice sounded in my head again.

Although Lin Yi was full of questions, Master and his old man had spoken, so he had to pinch his nose and admit it. So, he made a look of unbearable bothering, "Don't howl, I promised you that it wouldn't be possible?" "I don't know what this guy has to do with Master.

When Yan Lijun heard this, he immediately put away his crying, quickly got up from the ground, pulled the tissue on the table and wiped his nose while saying, "Great, I'll just say, no one can resist my eighteenth martial arts." Hey! ”

If it weren't for Master's sake, I would have killed him.

Lin Yi endured and endured, so he didn't wave his fist on his fat face.

The onlookers also gave a few words of advice and left. Some people also made a video and uploaded it to their social platforms, and left a message: "Let everyone feel the disgusting cry of fear that can make your teeth grind by hair." "Write another paragraph: Eating in a restaurant, I heard the legendary ghost crying wolf, and almost tore the house up, the handsome little brother was hugged by this long-bearded uncle, and the uncle cried so much that it was called horror. I don't know what the little brother did to him, it's worth the uncle to cry so disregarding his image.

Because of this picture, it was really spicy, and someone soon replied: Look at the little brother's loveless appearance, the heartache of the little brother is three seconds.

Because more than one person posted a similar message, after countless reprints, some netizens recognized the bearded uncle as a director who had filmed many TV series, specializing in supernatural themes. But why the director cried so horribly remains to be discovered.

Also because they recognized Yan Lijun, netizens exerted their excavation spirit and ran to leave a message on Yan Lishen's Weibo, asking: "Director Yan, why are you holding your little brother and crying, and crying so shamelessly?" ”

Yan Lijun did not reply, but issued an A4-word contract and wrote a paragraph: "The third time in my life I used the eighteenth martial arts, and finally signed this handsome little brother, the most ideal male protagonist in my mind." The new drama "Lin Daochang's Ghost Hunting" is looking forward to it. ”

Netizens immediately blew up the pot, hurriedly came over to watch and left messages, because the theme of supernatural still has a certain market, some netizens who love supernatural people came to ask who signed and what is their name. Some even left a message saying: "Is the actor a young actor?" Can you play the Taoist well? I'm a little skeptical. If the performance fails, I'm going to change my way. ”

Yan Lijun immediately replied: "Don't worry, the little brother is the ideal male host for me who has been looking for him thousands of times in the crowd, and finally met him in the elevator." After my eighteen martial arts, I finally signed my little brother, and with my brother here, I won't give you a chance to change my way. ”

Someone immediately replied to this comment: "Shameless, my dad didn't agree with me marrying you, so you used this trick on my dad." My dad is still afraid of you crying. ”

There were also people who praised it later: "Dad, didn't you say that your eighteenth martial arts have only been performed twice in your life?" So what's going on with this little brother? ”

Netizens were sharp-eyed and found that these two numbers are not Yan Lijun's wife and daughter? Obviously, Yan Lijun's eighteenth martial art is this itchy ghost crying wolf.

and then compared the picture of Yan Lijun holding his little brother and crying, and the picture of the little brother being loveless, netizens were all happy and played all kinds of stalks.

And Yan Lijun also publicly replied to his daughter: "Dad can't do it anymore." Who called the little brother not an insider? It was your father and I who died begging for a hundred and sacrificed the eighteenth martial arts to make the little brother agree to be my father and my hero. ”

Yan Lijun's shamelessness is also well-known in the circle. In order to achieve the goal, this kind of thing is indeed done. And the artist who can make Yan Lijun sign such a shameless thing has aroused everyone's interest, but unfortunately, after searching several circles on the Internet, I couldn't find out who this little brother is.

So fans asked Yan Lijun again, who is this artist who made you use eighteen kinds of martial arts to sign? Yan Lijun did not reply immediately, but it couldn't stop the entertainment reporters from exerting their unbridled imagination, not only hyping Yan Lijun fiercely, but also hyping up his new drama "Ghost Hunting in the Forest" to a bit of popularity. Netizens said: "I rarely watch supernatural themes, and I have to pay attention to Lao Yan's shamelessness, I believe that the male protagonist will not let us down too much." ”

Some netizens also said: "I found a strange phenomenon, as long as Lao Yan is shameless, it will bring us a good drama." And this time, Lao Yan's shamelessness has been greatly upgraded, and I am now looking forward to the new drama. And picked up Lao Yan's shameless behavior, he had no money to make a TV series, so he pulled investment everywhere with a dead face, and when he took a fancy to a good script, he would grind hard against the author with a dead face, and if he took a fancy to a certain actor, he would also dig people up with a dead face. Although it is a bit shameless, the TV series filmed is still quite word-of-mouth.

And the artists who signed after Lao Yan's shameless death, entertainment and audiences, including the circle, have caused a small sensation.

Wang Yuexin also saw the news, and also saw the pictures and videos of Lao Yan hugging his little brother's thighs and crying, his eyes were really spicy, and he smiled at the assistant director: "This Lao Yan is really getting more and more shameless." ”

The assistant director watched it for a long time and said, "Don't say it, this young man's facial features are really handsome." ”

"There's no need to exaggerate that." Wang Yuexin was a little unimpressed, thinking that Lao Yan might be hype.

……

After signing the contract with Yan Lijun, Lin Yi fled and returned home. When he came to the statue of Sa Tianshi, his face was full of tears.

"Master, you really made me miserable this time, you know that I don't like to be an artist, why do you have to agree to filming? You've gone too far. ”

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