Chapter 110: The Stupid Son of the Landlord's Family
"It's really, this person is endless, knocking on what he doesn't sleep in the middle of the night."
"And are the two downstairs deaf? I can't hear it when I knock it so loudly, if I had been eating my head by zombies outside!"
Gu Xiaoyun scolded and scolded, so he had to get out of bed again.
No way, the two downstairs slept like dead pigs, only he woke up.
If he didn't solve the knocking sound, it would be difficult for him to fall asleep, so he had to go on it himself for the sake of his own sleep.
Gu Xiaoyun muttered as he went downstairs.
"Who the hell didn't sleep in the middle of the night and came to disturb the people?"
"If I hadn't gotten up, he wouldn't have been able to eat and walk around."
"Knock knock!"
The people outside the door were still knocking, and they were getting more and more urgent, as if they were about to mourn.
Gu Xiaoyun reluctantly went downstairs: "It's coming, it's coming, knocking on it, it's going to be reincarnated."
"Whew!"
The man in black outside the door, and when he was about to knock on the door, Gu Xiaoyun opened the door directly.
Gu Xiaoyun was wearing a set of pajamas, a chicken nest head, and slippers.
The man in black on the opposite side was wrapped in a black cloak, revealing only a pair of eyes and a raised hand that was about to knock on the door.
The eyes are facing each other.
An inexplicable awkward atmosphere spread between the two.
The man in the black cloak obviously hesitated for a moment, and finally slowly knocked on the non-existent air door in front of Gu Xiaoyun before putting down his hand.
Gu Xiaoyun: ......
Xuanwu: ......
I'm afraid this person is not sick, right? Or do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?
They're all gone, what does he knock on the air? If you want to simulate a knock on the door, why don't you dub the knock on the air?
So, Gu Xiaoyun couldn't help but dub him with a voice.
"Boom."
It's better now, it's even more embarrassing.
The man in the black cloak listened to Gu Xiaoyun's dubbing voice, and he didn't know what to do.
Gu Xiaoyun didn't know why he had a note, and after realizing it, he had to cut out a 3 bedrooms and 1 living room for himself.
What was he just doing? It's just stupid.
There was a moment of silence.
It was Gu Xiaoyun who broke the silence first and opened his mouth.
"Who are you?" Who are you looking for?"
The man in the black cloak was carrying a kerosene lamp, just staring at Gu Xiaoyun, but did not speak.
Seeing him like this, Gu Xiaoyun spoke tentatively again.
"You're a dumb person?"
"Can't you speak?"
"Do you not understand what people say, or do you fall under the curse that you will die if you speak?"
"Are you deaf and can't hear what I'm saying, so do you know sign language? Are you deaf and dumb?"
"Are you blind, but you should be able to hear it now!"
"If you don't speak, I'll close the door?"
Gu Xiaoyun chattered and said a lot, but there was no response from the person opposite.
He took a step back and backhanded the door shut.
But then the man held out a hand against the door he was about to close.
I heard only a hoarse voice, as if I hadn't spoken for a long time, and my speech was intermittent.
"You...... Be...... Who?"
Gu Xiaoyun didn't want to talk to this man who only held back three words for half a day, it really delayed his sleep time.
"I'm your father!"
When he was done, he was about to close the door again.
It's a pity that the man in the black cloak didn't want him to close the door at all, and still pressed the door against it with his hand.
The man in the black cloak was obviously stunned when he heard this answer, and actually repeated it again.
"You... ().
… You are...... My father?"
"yes, I'm your father, what's wrong? Good son, go to the side of the road and play in the mud, don't disturb your father's sleep."
Gu Xiaoyun leaned against the door frame, wanting to send the man away.
But where is the man in the black cloak so easy to handle, he repeated.
"You... It's true... Is it my father?"
Gu Xiaoyun nodded, and directly affirmed, "Yes, I am your father, son turtle."
Xuanwu on his shoulder couldn't stand it anymore, how could he feel that Gu Xiaoyun was abducting and trafficking children?
But as a turtle, it must have its own cultivation and cannot speak casually in front of outsiders.
What's more, he thought this man in black cloak was weird.
Let's say he's human, but it's not quite like that.
Say that he is Ah Piao, but he has hands and feet, and under the light of the kerosene lamp, he still has a shadow.
Xuanwu, who couldn't figure it out, chose to lie on Gu Xiaoyun's shoulder to watch the play.
Hearing Gu Xiaoyun's affirmative answer, the black-clothed man in the cloak opposite was obviously silent, as if he was thinking about something.
Then he slowly raised his head and said to Gu Xiaoyun.
"Daddy."
When Gu Xiaoyun heard this, he couldn't help but glance at the black-robed man in front of him.
This man can't be a fool, he actually calls other people's fathers a little regretful, why does he always recognize relatives.
Forget it if you recognize a turtle grandson Xuanwu, now this foolish black running man actually wants to be his son.
Can he still return it now?
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'm not your father, go back where you came from."
"I'm going to sleep, I hope you don't knock on the door again."
"Because I don't guarantee I'll not get out of bed next time."
Gu Xiaoyun smiled at the black-robed man, and then was about to close the door.
But how could the black-robed man let him close the door?
Again, he stretched out a hand to prevent the door from being shut, and then said in a very serious tone.
"Daddy."
"You're my father."
This time, it was obviously much smoother than the previous times.
Gu Xiaoyun really regretted what he had just said, and he casually recognized a son, and he couldn't return it yet.
"Forget it, come in, don't delay me from sleeping, you can do whatever you want next to you, just don't tear down the house, this can always be done, right?"
After all, this man doesn't look very smart.
Gu Xiaoyun wanted to sleep again, but if he didn't let this man in, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to sleep.
It's better to let him stay in the house.
If you can't do it, let him knock on the door of the green fur and the purple kite.
Gu Xiaoyun felt in his heart that this was a good idea, and the black-robed man opposite had never thought of entering the house now, he was stunned.
Looking at Gu Xiaoyun standing in the room, he hesitated for a moment, then raised his feet and stepped in.
Gu Xiaoyun saw him come in, closed the door directly, and then casually pointed to the door of the purple kite and the green hair.
"If you're idle and bored, knock on these two doors if you want to knock on them, and you can go upstairs to sleep for me, don't bother me."
After giving the order, Gu Xiaoyun yawned and went upstairs, ready to sleep.
The black-robed man stared at his back as he went upstairs, hesitated for a moment, and turned his gaze to the door of the purple kite.
Then he walked over quietly.