Chapter 160: Impostor Impermanence
After cleaning up the love and cleverness of Bai Jie, Lin Yi said to Huang Wu: "You have the highest cultivation among several spirit pets, and you don't have to do housework in the future, just work hard to practice magic, I hope you can help me in the future." ”
Huang Wu raised his head and said happily: "Yes, master, I will definitely work hard to cultivate and strive to be the master's number one thug." He glanced at the painting triumphantly.
Lin Yi said to Huang Qi again: "You discuss it with Bai Jie and share the housework." ”
"Yes, master." Huang Qi has nothing to be picky about, and he is also self-aware.
"Master, what about me? What about me? "The black painting flew over.
Lin Yi asked, "Are you healed?" ”
"Alright, it's been done for a long time." Wu Hua flapped his wings, "Master, then what should I do?" ”
"What will you do?" Lin Yi asked, knowing that the crow only reported worries and not good news, and he didn't force the black painting, after all, it was the spiritual pet he got home by himself, and no matter how obscene, Lai San, kneeling had to bear it.
Wu Hua said: "I'm amazing, my combat power is one of the best in the entire Wing Clan." Also, if the master has something to quarrel with, call me, and I will definitely scold my opponent to regret being born in this world. ”
Lin Yi touched the feathers on his body, touched his head again, and said, "Okay, I'll write it down." In the future, if there is a need for you, I will let you go. "Quarrels? He's really not good at it.
Wuhua looked at Lin Yi stupidly: "Master, you are the first human to touch my head." ”
"What's wrong?"
Wuhua said movingly: "I'm in the Fei Clan, and all the Fei Clans think I'm bad luck and refuse to play with me." Even the other spirits hate me and call me unlucky. Even if he went to Niangniang Temple, he was ostracized. The only master is the only one who treats me sincerely and touches my head without taboo, I ...... I'm so ......."
Lin Yi hurriedly said: "Then you better stay away from me, I'm also afraid of getting bad luck." ”
Black Painting: "......"
This time it was Bai Jie's turn to laugh and fall, while lying on the ground and laughing, he also pounded the floor: "Fell to the iron plate, right?" Hahaha...... "Then tell Lin Yi that what Wu Hua said just now was said in the Fei Clan, in the Beast Clan, and in the Niangniang Temple, and it was indeed deceived by many immortals." Wu Hua relied on this trick, and I don't know how many spirits there were. How bleak the words were before, how much they were hated afterward.
Huang Wu and his wife were also happy, looking at the black painting with a big stool, and scolded with a smile: "Don't make ghosts in front of the master, it's useless." ”
……
Lao Cao came, and brought a jar of wine, saying that it was rewarded by his boss. came to Lin Yi for a drink.
Looking at a bird and a fox, I couldn't help but be happy: "Your taste is really wonderful." Then he boasted, "These immortals are usually dragged, but I didn't expect to be so honest in front of you." ”
Lin Yi didn't answer and asked, "What's the matter with me?" ”
"If you don't have any money, give me some money first." Lao Cao spread his body.
Lin Yi casually burned a gold ingot for him, and Lao Cao held the gold ingot, and then he was satisfied: "Thanks to the eighteen weapons you gave me, this time I met with the soul of the opposite door, and then I didn't agree with each other, and I won by luck." ”
Lin Yi asked, "What are you fighting for?" ”
"It's not for the sake of performance." Lao Cao pursed his lips and said to Lin Yi again, "Recently, the underworld has been a little unpeaceful. Especially in the realm of the capital, many strange lonely souls and wild ghosts suddenly appeared, and they still spoke foreign language. These wild ghosts are still doing evil everywhere, bullying my local lonely souls. According to the reports under his hands, these wild ghosts not only have mana, but also have impermanence that they are qualified to use. ”
Lin Yi was shocked: "Is there impermanence in black and white collusion with these lonely souls?" ”
"It's not clear. In short, you have to pay attention, these wild ghosts are very powerful, all of them have the ability to be powerful ghosts, and they also have soul hooks in their hands, and they dare to be tough even impermanent. Many grassroots impermanence have been beaten by the other party. Lord Chenghuang also sent Yin soldiers to arrest them, and those wild ghosts came and went like the wind, and it took Grandma's efforts to catch a single hair. If you run into these wild ghosts, you must clean up to death. ”
Lin Yi nodded.
"And the north of the city is getting more and more chaotic, and yesterday another cap of impermanence was stolen. I don't know who did it, I caught him, see if I don't fry him in the oil pan for a hundred years. ”
Lin Yi frowned: "What is the other party's motive for stealing the hat?" ”
"The hat of impermanence has two uses, and the yang person wears an eye that can avoid impermanence. The Shadow can be worn to impersonate impermanence. Which kind do you think it will be? ”
Lin Yi thought about it and felt that both were possible. If it was a yang person stealing the hat, it must have been done by someone who had mana or ate yin rice. If it was done by the Yin Spirit, it must be a powerful ghost with mana, or some other evil spirit.
"Then it's a two-pronged approach." Lin Yi suggested, "Let's start with the underworld first, and check if there is anything wrong with the impermanence of the soul recently." Then ......"
Lao Cao suddenly shouted: "There is." "Don't say it, I've really had an impermanent reaction recently, and I can't find the soul that should be hooked." Obviously, the time of death has come, and he stepped on time to hook the soul, but he couldn't find the soul. And then it was useless. ”
Lin Yi narrowed his eyes: "What's the name of the revenant?" ”
"I'll check it out right away." Lao Cao drifted away from the window with a smoke.
Lin Yi stood in front of the window and said to the air: "After finding out, give me the information directly." ”
Lao Cao didn't look back, only made an OK gesture at him.
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Since the north of the city is so chaotic, as an inspector, he has to step up patrols to see if he can find any traces.
Lin Yi took Huang Wu and four personal soldiers to patrol all the way.
Although the soldiers have grappling and fighting skills, after all, they have not been ghosts for a long time, and they have not learned much about the skills of fighting ghosts. You have to go through the baptism of actual combat to stand alone.
If there is a real problem, Huang Wu's stinky fart can also stand up for a while.
Bai Jie and Wuhua also wanted to follow, but Lin Yi didn't agree, so they stayed at home, guarding his body, and were not allowed to go anywhere.
Lin Yi's soul went out, and his body lay in the bedroom. Huang Qi brought a stool, turned into a human form, and began to rub Lin Yi's face.
"What are you doing here?" Bai Jie was stunned.
Huang Qi said proudly: "Give beauty to the master, this is our duty as a family immortal." Suddenly thought that in addition to his identity as a spiritual pet, he also had another layer of noble identity, so he took out a piece of yellow paper and handed it to them with a proud face.
Wu Hua and Bai Jie leaned over to take a look, and they were all stunned.
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Because they know the sober adults together, Luo Guangming and Sun Qinqin are also familiar. On this day, following Sun Qinqin's words, I was going to buy 100 hairy crabs and pay filial piety to Lord Sober. If the sober adult is happy, by the way, ask who the sober adult was before his death. lest he be so excited these days that he can't sleep well.
Sun Qinqin said: "I don't know if the hairy crabs you make are authentic, so let's send the hairy crabs to the restaurant for processing, and then bring them to my house, please come to my house to eat crabs." ”
Luo Guangming immediately refused, although his house was small, but the sober adults had come twice, so they would not dislike his small house.
Sun Qinqin said again: "Let's go to my house, your house is so narrow, the table can't be opened, and you are so sober and noble, and you are not afraid of wronging him." ”
Thinking of his shabby rental house, Luo Jiangming silently agreed, but on the way to Sun Qinqin's house, he took out his mobile phone again and began to search the house.
"Senior brother, do you want to see the house?" The junior brother glanced at it.
"Well, I'm going to get a bigger room. Our house is so small. "The fifty-square-meter apartment, not only inhabited by three big men, but also lived in three Hu Daxian, which was even more crowded. If it weren't for the suppression of the prestige of the sober adults, Hu Daxian would have exploded a long time ago.
In fact, not only Hu Daxian is going to blow up, but their neighbors are also forcing them to move. Because of the smell of the fox, a little lazy, the smell is very sour in the residential building.
Luo Guangming's master said: "It's time to change, this house is indeed too small." "Anyway, in the past few years, their master and apprentice have also earned a lot of money, and they also have the conditions to change to a bigger house.
The most important thing is the fox smell on the immortals, which is really unpleasant.
Coming to Sun Qinqin's house, the splendid building and the wide living room made the three masters and apprentices feel inferior, and then looked at Sun Qinqin's immortal Hu Miao, who not only has a three-story building with a top of the sky and the God of Wealth Building, but also has endless incense, and the three Hu Daxian looked at Luo Guangming's master and apprentice's eyes more and more unkindly.
Luo Guangming hurriedly said: "When we change to a bigger house, we will get a God of Wealth building for the three of us." ”
"I still have to stand up to the sky." Hu Jun made up for it.
"It's as tall as Hu Miao's God of Wealth Tower." Hu Ke said.
Huqin added another condition: "I also have three pillars of incense every day." ”
Luo Guangming wiped the sweat from his forehead and agreed one by one. It turns out that these immortals, like humans, also have a heart of comparison.
After the early hours of the morning, everyone carried the hairy crabs to the dining room table, lit incense, and carried a letter to the sober.
Looking at Luo Guangming, who was busy with his work, Sun Qinqin asked: "Luo Daochang, did you send a letter to Sober?" ”
"Piggybacked."
"Will the sobriety come?"
"This ......," Luo Guangming laughed dryly, "this one has to be lucky." After all, the underworld has been so busy lately......"
As he was talking, a dark wind blew, and the door of the living room took the initiative to open, and five impermanence wearing black robes and black high hats came in.
“…… Lord Impermanence...... "Luo Guangming thought it was a sober adult, but when he fixed his eyes, it was not at all, it was five strange impermanences.
Sun Qinqin also suppressed his original excitement, regained his composure, and asked, "Who are you?" "Dressed in a black robe and black hat, will it be a colleague before he was sober? It's just that why hasn't she seen it?
"Don't you see our hats?" Several impermanence big people came in and sat down at the table, looking at the table of hairy crabs, saliva was about to flow out, "Is this for our brother?" ”
Look at the words on their hats again, Wang Ke? It's even more confusing, she has seen Wang Ke's impermanence before, but doesn't she look like this?
And this impermanence wearing Wang Ke's hat, after seeing Sun Qinqin, he looked like a lustful Mimi, although after seeing a few Hu Daxian, he restrained himself, but Sun Qinqin's heart became more and more strange.
That Wang Ke faced himself before, but he was very attentive, and Wang Ke didn't look like this. The impermanence of Dongyue Yin Si looks sorry, but that confident temperament is unquestionable. Looking at these impermanences, it always gives her a strong sense of disobedience.
Luo Guangming didn't know this, if he had Sun Qinqin's insight, he would have turned over and made a lot of money. On the contrary, he also hospitalized the five impermanences, although this was prepared for the soberness of the world, but since a few came first, he invited them to eat. He was thoughtful, and specially reserved half of the hairy crabs for the sober adult.
But Sun Qinqin stopped Luo Guangming and said coldly to several impermanences: "I'm sorry, these hairy crabs are for sober adults in the world, and we have also notified sober adults." I believe you should know the temper of the sober adults, otherwise, I will cook something else for you at once. ”
An impermanence immediately slapped the table: "It's all for us to eat impermanence, what else is sober or not?" Aren't you afraid of offending us? ”
Luo Guangming was angry when he saw impermanence, and his liver trembled with fright, and he hurriedly said: "Your Excellency has misunderstood, we don't mean this." The lady just felt that these were for the sober adults. If the sober adults come......"
Sun Qinqin said coldly: "You are not impermanent!" ”
Several impermanence stood up angrily, "What did you say? You tell Lao Tzu again! The appearance of his voice was so fierce that Luo Guangming's master and apprentice were stunned.
Hu Miao hurriedly threw away the chicken leg in his hand and rushed over, protected Sun Qinqin behind him, and shouted, "What are you doing?" Do what? How great is impermanence? Dare to murder my family! Haven't you seen how powerful I am? ”
The impermanence looked at the fierce and vicious Hu Miao, and his eyes flickered, but his mouth said: "Just Hu Men, we don't put it in our eyes yet." Then he pointed at Sun Qinqin and shouted, "This girl has offended me, immediately kowtow to me and apologize, otherwise ......"
Hu Miao rushed over, scratched his paw, and snorted, "Do your spring and autumn dreams, it is impermanent, and it is also worthy of being arrogant in front of my family." ”
Sun Qinqin glanced at Hu Miao unexpectedly, he didn't expect this fox spirit to be so spicy and protect her so much. No wonder sober asked her to be her own family guard.
Impermanence unexpectedly Hu Men said that he would do it, and when half of his face was scratched, he was so angry that he was fierce: "You are dead......"
Sun Qinqin suddenly said: "Since you are the soul hooking messenger, why don't you see the soul hooking chain?" ”
The momentum of the impermanence suddenly disappeared, and their eyes flickered, and at this moment, Luo Guangming was also vigilant, and hurriedly asked: "Hey, yes, since you are the soul seduction messenger, there should be a soul hook chain." "Sweep it over their waists, no, not on their hands.
"You must be impersonating." Sun Qinqin suddenly came to a conclusion.
"Kill her for me." Several uncommon Sun Qinqin and a Yang person actually saw through their identities and immediately pounced on Sun Qinqin viciously.
Hu Miao protected Sun Qinqin behind him, and opened the bow with ten pointed fingers, and the three of Luo Guangming's master and apprentice also stepped forward to do it after realizing it, and the three foxes were naturally not far behind, and the two sides fell into a melee for a while.
Sun Qinqin has a talisman on his body, but he is not afraid of the attack of "impermanence", and he can also say to Luo Guangming: "Hurry up and inform you to wake up, there are ghosts pretending to be impermanence to do evil." ”
Without waiting for Luo Guangming's notice, Lin Yi had already arrived, because Sun Qinqin's villa happened to be at the intersection of the north and south of the city. Patrolling all the way here, I saw that Sun Qinqin's villa was brightly lit, and I was about to float over to see what she was doing, when I saw a few impermanence swaggering in, and I realized that something was wrong, and I was about to enter to take a look, and there was a fight in the living room, and I couldn't delay anymore, so I floated in.
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