Lin Yi: "......"

Everyone: "......" sober adult's bald head, well, it's still good. No, the sober adults were cursed by their own spiritual pets...... Hair loss......

What to do? I want to laugh......

The impermanence is also collectively stunned, looking at the round eyes of the sober adults, and the stupid and unbelievable appearance, and the bewildered appearance that does not match the usual majestic image, they want to laugh but dare not laugh, and they are quite painful.

"Uh, draw!" Lin Yi squeezed out the sound from between his teeth.

Seeing Lin Yi with a big bald head, and even his body was so angry that he unconsciously rose into the air, Wu Hua also knew that he was in trouble, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Master, I was wrong, I was wrong, blame me for being ......cheap" slapped his head with a fan.

Bai Jie covered the fox's face with her paws and exclaimed, "Master, your hair ...... Black painting, you're dead, you crow's mouth! The fox face under the paws was gloating. Wuhua is a cheap mouth, I don't know how many people have been offended, even the four gates in the Niangniang Temple, and many of them have been cursed by him. Now Bai Jie can predict the fate of Wuhua being beaten half to death by his master and then expelled from the house.

A burst of crazy laughter came, it was Lao Cao, there were so many people and ghosts at the scene, only Lao Cao dared to laugh, and he laughed so wildly. Everyone looked at Lao Cao with envy and jealousy, and covered their lips one after another, alas, it was too painful to hold back laughter!

Lao Cao laughed straight down, because Lin Yi's appearance was really funny, that stunned and stupid appearance, he had never encountered it for hundreds of years, and he was directly cursed into a bald head by his own spiritual pet, if this was to say that it was transmitted to the underworld, I don't know how many ghost teeth would be laughed off.

After Lin Yi was stunned, he was angry again, and then he was annoyed and angry: "Laugh, you laugh again!" Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you! ”

"Hahaha......" Lao Cao couldn't stop, because it was so funny, it was a rare wonder for a thousand years.

Lin Yi was so angry that his whole body trembled, and he didn't know whether to beat Lao Cao first or Wuhua first.

Bai Jie thought he was empathetic and comforted him: "Don't be angry, master, Wuhua didn't mean it, he just caused trouble with this mouth, in fact, he sometimes can't control himself, the main reason is that his temper is too short-tempered, once he starts a temper, he can say anything." Last time in Niangniang Temple, I directly cursed a yellow door for half a year. The owner just lost his hair, which is considered lighter. ”

Wu Hua hated and said: "Bai Jie, you dead fox, you actually fell into the well." ”

Bai Jie didn't say that it was okay, but when he said this, everyone was startled and cursed, this is simply a disaster in the world. Although we are Taoist priests, we also have that kind of need, and besides, we are not really monks. Impermanence is the same idea, although most of us don't have wives, but the cellar is not less, and the female ghosts are not less soaked, if you are really cursed, the ghost life is dark.

And Lao Cao finally stopped laughing, but at this time, he was already holding his waist with a sigh, because his belly hurt from laughter.

Lin Yi took a deep breath, calmed down, looked at the uneasy and hesitant Wu Hua, and then looked at Bai Jie who was gloating, as well as these Taoist priests and impermanence who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh and only shrugged their shoulders, and calmed his breath a few times in his heart, and then said: "Wu Hua, curse this guy for you, and I will spare you this time." Pointing at Lao Cao, although his face was covered and he couldn't see his expression, there was definitely a hideous face under the mask.

Lao Cao, who was still laughing: "Huh? ”

Wuhua seemed to have received amnesty, and opened his mouth to Lao Cao: "Ah, what? Funny, isn't it? Then you can continue to laugh, and it is best to laugh until dawn. ”

"Ah......h......h Aha...... Hahaha...... I was wrong, hahaha, I was wrong...... Hahaha...... You dead crow ......" Lao Cao, who couldn't stop laughing, bent over in pain, laughing and admitting his mistake.

Lin Yi took revenge, finally not embarrassed, calmly put on his hat, and found that everyone was still staring at him, and couldn't help but say, "What are you looking at?" Haven't you ever seen a bald inspector? ”

The Taoist priests collectively lowered their heads and said, "Actually, sober adults are also very good-looking." ”

"Yes, yes, the sober adults are bald and handsome." Then he bit his lip and shrugged his shoulders slightly, no, he couldn't hold it back.

Lin Yi was annoyed and ashamed, when he was impermanence for so many years, he had never been so embarrassed as today, he was cursed by his pet and lost his hair, and this cheap bird was still a spiritual pet that he took the initiative to bring back.

So Lin Yi decided to turn his shame and anger into strength, pointed at Luo Guangming and said, "Peel off Huang Pingye's faceless magic clothes." ”

Luo Guangming was stunned for a while, then he reacted, and hurriedly went to peel off the phaseless magic robe on Huang Pingye's corpse.

This aspectless magic robe is a treasure robe that Sa Tianshi once wore, driving away evil spirits and removing yin, and it is extremely powerful.

The material of the top silkworm clothes is soaked in cinnabar for seven hundred and forty-nine days of gold silk money, and the clothes are embroidered with exorcism runes one by one, which is not only light and breathable when worn on the body, but also the top self-defense magic weapon in the world at present. All yin and evil can't get close, no wonder Huang Pingye is full of evil, and he has been talked about in the underworld for many years, and he can still be safe. Thinking about the situation just now, if there was no sober man to help, not to mention that the whole army was wiped out, at least there was nothing they could do about Huang Pingye.

Luo Guangming peeled off the phaseless magic robe, carefully folded it, and looked at Lin Yi with a blank eye.

"Lord Awake, the treasure is here. You see...... "What is the relationship between the two of us, this treasure can only be given to yourself." The sober adult is a ghost and a god, and it is useless to take this treasure robe, and only he is worthy of this treasure robe, slightly......

Lin Yi said expressionlessly: "Take it." ”

"Ahh Oh good! Luo Guangming stepped forward with a confused face and handed over the treasure clothes with both hands.

Lin Yi took the treasure clothes, looked at them, nodded, and put the treasure clothes into the storage ring.

Everyone: "......" The sober adult has high mana, no, it should be with atmospheric luck and great merit, so that he can not be afraid of the damage of the treasure clothes to the soul body.

Impermanence: "......" sober adults are awesome! The magic robe of the ghost buster can also be accessed safely, no wonder people can rise all the way up in less than ten years after joining the company.

And Li Changgong, the chief of the Nine Secluded Underground Mansion, also had a bitter face, and today's arrest of the evil path Huang Pingye was a great opportunity to make a name for himself, but he was the first high-level ghost god to be injured by Huang Pingye. On the contrary, he was sober to the world of the door, and his combat strength was already able to hang him, and even the unphased treasure clothes that burned him and had not recovered until now could be touched, and the height was immediate.

Huang Pingye opened his only remaining eye, and shouted in disbelief: "Impossible, even if you are an inspector, you can't touch my unphased treasure clothes." You're definitely not a ghost, you're definitely not a real ghost! ”

Impermanence: Of course, the "......" sober adult is not an ordinary ghost, but a fierce ghost of Dongyue!

Taoist priest: "......" sober adults are indeed not ordinary ghosts, but admirable ghosts and gods!

Monks: "......" is indeed not an ordinary ghost, but a glutton.

Lin Yi explained lightly: "This treasure robe is the thing of my master and his old man when he was alive. "This is the treasure clothes that the old master got when he traveled in the yang world, and he is a disciple of his old man, so of course the treasure clothes are also his own.

Everyone was stunned, no wonder the sober adult has high mana, and he is not afraid of the damage of the magic weapon, and he dares to love this is the thing of the master.

Impermanence also breathed a sigh of relief, and I said, no wonder the sober adults are so powerful, and they have such a powerful background.

Huang Pingye still shouted in disbelief: "The treasure robe is Sa Shoujian's thing, even if you are his disciple, but you are the body of the Yin Spirit, you can't touch the magic robe." You're certainly not a real ghost. ”

Lin Yi's heart was weak, and he said coldly: "There is a lot of nonsense. Master, his old man has always loved me, so what's wrong with letting me go through the back door? Are you not convinced? Don't be convinced, bite me. ”

Monk Taoist: "......" sober adults are really too skinny.

The impermanence also looked weird, but I didn't expect the sober adults to have such a jumping side.

Lin Yisheng was afraid that Huang Pingye would talk nonsense again, so he asked him to drop his vest on the spot, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Hurry up and take this old thing away." Gagged, the noise made my brain hurt. ”

The impermanence hurriedly did so, and quickly floated away with the ghost they had caught and the soul of Huang Pingye, who had been beaten beyond recognition by the black painting.

As for Lao Cao, he was still laughing bitterly, "Haha...... I was wrong, Lin Yi, I was wrong...... Whining...... Hahaha......"

Seeing that Lao Cao was already squatting on the ground, laughing extremely painfully, and Lin Yi's anger had also disappeared for the most part, the reason why Lao Cao dared to laugh at him so blatantly was not because he was too easy to bully, so he said gloomily: "Are you still laughing?" ”

"Don't laugh, I was wrong, I was wrong...... Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

Lin Yi saw that he was punished, so he said to Wu Hua: "Is there a way to remedy it?" ”

"Yes, there is a ......," Wu Hua said reluctantly, "kicking into the dung pit." ”

"Ah...... Hahaha...... "Lao Cao was about to cry, but Lin Yi grabbed Lao Cao and said, "This can be had." "Drift all the way down the mountain.

"Hahaha...... No, hahaha......"

Huang Wu followed behind him and shouted, "Master, there is still a ghost that I haven't taken away." ”

Lin Yi then thought that there was another ghost chained to another wood, but he didn't care about it now, grabbed Lao Cao's collar, and went to find the dung pit.

The Taoist priests were going down the mountain in the dark, and when they heard the laughter floating above their heads, they all looked up and looked at the two ghosts who disappeared into the darkness.

"Damn it hahaha...... This gang ...... Hahaha...... Stinky Taoist ...... I'm actually laughing hahaha, laughing, laughing at me......" Lao Cao's ears are very good, and he laughs weakly.

Turning around, Lin Yi didn't find the manure pit, fortunately, he found a nightclub staff who was dumping water into the drainage ditch in the back street, Lin Yi felt that the water was similar to the manure tank, so he took Lao Cao and floated over, asking Bai Jie to open the drainage cover on the drainage ditch.

"Alas, it's so dirty......" Bai Jie subconsciously didn't want to do it. She is a beautiful, charming and elegant fox fairy, how can she do such dirty work?

But Lin Yi glanced at her coldly.

Bai Jie's neck shrunk and hurried away.

The nightclub employee who carried a bucket of water out of the water, and saw a very strange scene, the drainage cover of the sewer actually floated up out of thin air, floating in the air, and then, there was a fluttering sound, and then, a man in black clothes and a high hat got up from the sewer, his head, face, and water, and was shouting: "Awake, Wuhua, you two big bastards, I'm going to kill you......"

The nightclub employee opened his mouth wide and was about to speak, but the drainage cover floating in the air actually smashed himself on the man in black, and directly smashed the man in black into the sewer.

But after a while, the drainage cover was lifted up by the man in black, and then, the nightclub staff saw a scene that he would never forget in his life, the man in black actually floated up from the sewer with a full body of water. That's right, it's in a floating way, after floating out of the ground, he stomps his feet frantically on the ground, and then points to the air and says hatefully: "You wait for me, woo woo......" and then disappear crying.

The nightclub staff was about to pee, and what made him even more weird was that the drainage cover floated again, as if it was being held in his hand by something, and it was covered in place again. Immediately afterwards, the nightclub staff felt a gust of fragrant wind blowing, and the faucet not far from the sewer that was specially used for cleaning actually released water in a loud noise.

This is not over, the plastic bucket containing the detergent on the side was pressed a few times out of thin air, dripping several large drops of cleaning liquid, and after a rattling of water, the faucet was closed out of thin air.

After a long time, the nightclub employee intuitively sensed that the other party was gone, so he slowly moved, and then rushed into the house with a puff of smoke and closed the door.

……

Lin Yi took the injured Huang Wu and his wife back home, and said to Wu Hua: "From now on, take care of your mouth, you just curse others, if you dare to curse me, see how I clean you up." ”

Wu Hua behaved very well-behaved: "I know, master, I promise that I will never be cheap again in the future." Even if I scold others, I will never scold you again. ”

"Remember your words." Lin Yi knocked him on the head, and said to Bai Jie again, "Huang Wu and his wife are injured, you can take care of them." ”

"Oh......" Wuhua was not driven out, nor was she beaten, Bai Jie was very depressed, she felt that it was too unfair, the master was too tolerant of Wuhua, why was she so harsh? Not only did he let her do the dirty work, but he also treated her so harshly. Woo, the dignified nine-tailed fox, why is it not as good as a crow?

……

What Lin Yi didn't expect was that not only did his soul lose his hair, but even the hair of his body also fell out.

After the soul returned to its place, he subconsciously touched his head, looked at the hair on his hands, and was stunned.

Looking at Yan Lijun, who was still sleeping like a pig, Lin Yi had no choice but to leave his soul and go to the nearest supermarket to get a bottle of hair removal cream and put it on the sink.

And as soon as Yan Lijun woke up in the morning, he saw a bright head shaking in front of him, and he didn't recognize Lin Yilai for a while, and asked, "Who are you?" Why are you in my room? ”

Lin Yi sat in front of the bed, pointed to his hair, and looked loveless: "Lao Yan, where is there a wig to sell?" ”

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