027 100% green

When Jiang Li went back, the door of the bedroom was closed, and the lights inside were not on.

knocked on it, and after no one answered, he decisively went to the dormitory group and posted a question mark.

Jiang Li: [Brothers! Your father needs help! 】

Lao Wang: [I'm not free, I'm flying happily in the soldiers!] 】

Chubby: [It's just an orphan. 】

Jiang Li: [You really don't leave the door tonight? 】

Jiang Li: [Can't you learn from me to be a good student who goes back to bed on time? 】

You've been removed from the group chat. 】

As a well-behaved baby who never returns home at night and arrives at bedtime on time, Master Jiang said that he is very angry with his three waste roommates.

Master Jiang hurriedly found the group leader Lao Wang and asked: [??? 】

Lao Wang: [Take your sister.] 】

Jiang Li: [??? 】

Wang: [eeeee]

Jiang Li sneered, as long as you are fast enough in the canyon, the question mark will not be able to catch up with you.

Every wind man has a supernatural dream, even if he is a hundred nurseries, it does not prevent them from thinking that they have the potential to carry the whole field.

Jiang Li: [I've finished my homework this week, maybe I can give you ......]

Leading the way party Lao Wang: [Starry Sky Internet Cafe, enter the door and turn left to the third position. Teacher Jiang, slow down, don't fall. 】

seconds back.

You've joined the group chat. 】

You are set as an administrator. 】

Jiang Li smiled disdainfully and walked skillfully towards the Internet café.

……

The smoky Internet café is filled with the sound of crackling keyboards and polite greetings to teammates' families.

According to the position given by Lao Wang, Jiang Li quickly found the three roommates, and several of them were fighting in the canyon.

Master Jiang stood behind them and shook his head, just this group of little cabbage still want to take his sister?

Laughing SKR people~

Jiang Li watched their operation, and his heart was itching, but considering that there was a morning class tomorrow, he gave up the idea of teaching them how to be human beings.

Give him a face to the teacher who has worked tirelessly to name him in every class! Is it important to play or to take classes? Of course it is important to point to the lesson!

Otherwise, he wouldn't have gone to class so early.

The eighth day of the morning is always an unbearable weight in the colorful life of college students, and the leisurely college career has made them lose the fighting spirit of the chickens dancing in high school, and only the instinct of biology prompts them to get up in the middle of the day to replenish their energy.

"Lao Wang, I didn't bring the key, borrow your one, I'll go back first."

"Are you weak at a young age? It's ...... to start so early," the little fat brother complained while operating.

"It's a little bit tomorrow, and you forgot?"

"Damn, I don't remember. What to do? The night ...... of our bag" Lao Wang's expression struggled between the game and reality. Obviously, he chose the latter: "Jiang Bao'er, help me answer tomorrow~I love you, Mo Mo Da~"

"I'm the same." The little fat brother danced at Jiang Li's eyebrows, and gave a flying kiss with his free hand.

"Climb and climb."

Master Jiang suddenly felt nauseous, and quickly got the key given by Lao Wang, and wondered: "Why doesn't Xiaobai speak?" ”

Lao Wang and Little Fat Brother glanced at each other, with a certain smile in their eyes, and Xiaobai on the side glanced at them viciously.

"Do you remember the last time Xiaobai was caught delivering something to a girl?"

Jiang Li nodded.

"Jiang Bao'er, do you know how the sheep is called?" Lao Wang said again.

"Huh?"

"What does the dog bark about?"

"Wang?"

"Wrong, big mistake." Lao Wang shook his head and said to the little fat brother, "Demonstrate it." ”

The little fat brother pinched his voice and said gently: "Good morning~ Have you eaten~ What are you doing~"

"What do you call the fish?"

Brother Xiaopang continued to demonstrate contrivedly: "Bao'er, when will our relationship be made public~ It doesn't matter if you don't post on Moments, don't be embarrassed by me~ You, are you free, or come out and invite you to have a meal~"

Jiang Li looked at Xiaobai sympathetically, everything was silent.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiaobai's head turned green when he was seen, and he weakly explained: "Yiyi is a good girl......"

"Look," Wang shook his head helplessly, "the fish can still be called when they are dead." ”

"Indeed~" The little fat brother nodded approvingly, and said with emotion, "The fish from the Foreign Language College have all been raised to our School of Management, and even a ...... has been raised."

Master Jiang had nothing to say about this.

Xiaobai is a person who dares to pursue love, but the road forward is quite tortuous. According to what I learned from the night talk in the dormitory, Xiaobai has maintained a relationship with three girls above friends, and the final result is nothing more than that-

I'm sorry, she's already asleep~

Ambiguous three times, all green, Sheng green can be said to reach an astonishing 100 percent......

Master Jiang looked at Xiaobai enviously, how could he not meet this kind of treasure girl?

If he encounters them to trigger the option, he will not feel any burden, and even wool can be picked up until they are hairless and semen.

"Xiaobai, next time you want to chase which girl, I'll check you in advance." Master Jiang patted Xiao Bai's shoulder earnestly, "I'm tired today, so I'll go back first." Tomorrow, I will drive the expedition in person, and then fight bloodily with the generals in the canyon. ”

"Jiang Bao walks slowly~"

"The emperor remembers to order it for us."

“……”

Seeing that Jiang Li was leaving, the three of them began to concentrate on the operation again.

The next day, Jiang Li, who was responsible for the roll call of the entire dormitory, left the Internet café without looking back, and slept beautifully after returning to the dormitory.

Nothing happened overnight.

Jiang Li rarely got up early and went to the cafeteria for breakfast, a good day often starts with breakfast, but in fact, it often starts with lunch.

A fritter, an egg and a bowl of porridge have made him very satisfied.

Just as he was comfortably solving the last bit of food, Master Jiang saw a figure with long hair flowing over him.

Jun, Jun Cixue?

Although surprised, Jiang Li still waved his hand, and Jun Cixue saw him waving and walked over slowly.

"Jun-san, what are you doing here?"

The girl looked at him with an idiot's gaze, and lazily replied, "Have breakfast." ”

"I know it's breakfast, I mean-" Master Jiang withdrew his eyes from looking at the other party's slender legs, and said seriously: "Shouldn't you wake up on your 500-square-meter bed at this time, pick up the eighty-two year-old milk in the red wine glass and shake it, and enjoy the good time in the morning unhurriedly?" ”

“……”

"Ahem, isn't that so?" The girl's gaze was a little cold, a little cold in the early morning, and if possible, Jiang Li wanted to hug herself.

Jun Cixue said lightly: "The brain is a good thing, I hope classmate Jiang can have it." ”

"Of course I have this, but didn't you say go home yesterday?" Jiang Li pointed out the problem with righteous words, as if the girl in front of him was deeply hurt to him: "As a result, you are here so early today, and you still say that you are not lying to me?" ”

"Actually, I flew in a helicopter in the morning." Jun Cixue sneered, "You can see me so early." ”

"Shuffle." Master Jiang nodded, and looked at the girl eagerly: "So you also read the boss novel?" ”

“……”

"It's a pity that I won't smile evilly, and I don't have the wealth of a rich country......" Jiang Li shook his head with a little regret.

Jun Cixue's eyelids seemed to jump, and she couldn't stand the teenager's jump.

Master Jiang saw that the big dog didn't answer him, and sighed helplessly: "Classmate Jun, you are born as a human being, you only have the same appearance, but you don't have a soul that is one in a million, it's a pity......"

“……”