My sister is rebellious and disobedient, most of them are wasted, and it would be good to beat them.

Jiang Li has always believed in this simple truth.

Although sometimes the fish has a weight of 90 catties and a weight of 89 catties, he is still very good at judging the situation, and when he is really about to take measures, he will stop the loss in time, and stage a brother and sister affection, obedient like a kitten with only folded paws.

"As a senior parenting expert, I hope that Jun can pay attention to this matter and strive to educate and transform Xiaojun as soon as possible." Jiang Li solemnly admonished.

Jun Cixue didn't speak, and drank half a sip of water lightly before saying, "Did classmate Jiang misunderstand something?" I didn't say what I was going to do with my sister. ”

Master Jiang was not happy when he heard it: "Miss Jun, you are confused! She dares to spread rumors that you like me today, and tomorrow she dares to say that our child is five months old, and I can be a grandfather the day after tomorrow......"

"According to what Jiang has seen, what should I do?"

"Of course, it is a leather whip and handcuffs, and the scented candle cannot be missing......"

Jun Cixue's eyebrows furrowed slightly, so frightened that Master Jiang didn't dare to continue.

"If classmate Jiang has nothing else to do, you can settle the account and go back." The girl put down the water glass and said coldly.

"Huh?"

"What do you have any doubts?" Jun Cixue looked at him lightly.

"Why am I the one who is paying the bill?"

"My phone is dead." The girl calmly showed her phone and tapped the screen.

No response.

"This is the excuse I used last time! Pure love for people and pure love souls, you still use things that have been used by others, this is not what bull head lovers do? Master Jiang said indignantly.

The young man clutched his chest in distress, and then pointed to the girl and spoke playfully: "Also, why did your phone run out of battery so quickly?" Come on, is it discharged to anyone......"

Jun Cixue quietly watched the young man's performance, unmoved, and even a little... Want to laugh.

"Mr. Jiang, I am more confident in video shooting, you will be a good actor." The girl who should cooperate with the other party's performance turned a blind eye, and it was rare to praise lightly.

"Damn, I'll go sweep the power bank for you!"

"Please." Jun Cixue generously made a gesture of please.

Two minutes later, Master Jiang returned to his seat with a dejected face.

Such a big store, there is no power bank?! Bad reviews, absolutely bad reviews!

Seeing that the corners of Jun Cixue's mouth were slightly hooked when the treacherous plan succeeded, Jiang Li asked curiously, "Then how will you go back later?" ”

"It's easy, the driver is waiting for me outside." Jun Cixue stroked the hair around his ears and chuckled lightly.

“……”

If you have money to hire a driver, but you don't have money to eat, this is the face of a rich man?!

"Jun, do you have any tricks to reincarnation? I strive to be reincarnated in the next life and make a good posture......"

"I'm sorry, no." Jun Cixue said with a smile.

The girl smiled beautifully, and the coldness between her eyebrows melted away, like a whole season of snow water melting into her eyes, shining.

This somewhat soothed Jiang Li's soul.

Girls who love to laugh are generally not too poor, because those who don't have money can't laugh.

Click!

Jiang Li took advantage of the girl's unpreparedness and took a photo openly. Jun Cixue didn't mean to stop it, and after smiling faintly, the corners of her mouth returned to cold.

"The only rule of alchemists - equal exchange, this picture counts as the reward for my treat." Master Jiang backed up a picture and said arrogantly: "Do you know how many people add chicken legs and beg me to shoot?" ”

"I don't know, but they're certainly not as good-looking as me."

"That's ......"

Jiang Li glanced at the girl's flawless face, couldn't find a point to refute, and reluctantly agreed. It's okay to lie, but not too against your will.

"Then go back to your own house and find your own mother?" The boy said tentatively.

"Goodbye." Jun Cixue picked up the beret and got up.

When the girl walked to the door, Jiang Li suddenly remembered that she could take a ride:

"Huh, can't you ask the driver to take me for a while???"

"Classmate Jiang, we don't go by the way."

The girl stood at the door and waved her hand, the wind blew in her voice, and Jiang Li watched Jun Cixue's cold back disappear.

Stingy woman, I'll ask you anyway...... Eh, it seems like she only drank free plain water?

Master Jiang looked at the remaining coffee and bread crumbs in front of him and fell into deep thought.

No wonder Jun Cixue didn't ask for anything at first, plus she knew that her phone was out of battery, so she didn't plan to pay for it herself?!

So whose is this meal......

Who did I invite, and who invited me?!

It's me...... I invited myself!

Master Jiang suddenly realized, and felt that his mind was as suddenly enlightened as the beginning of heaven and earth.

So the question is, has the purpose of tonight's operation been achieved?

Of course, the answer is uncertain, Jun Cixue's indifferent iceberg face can't see anything at all.

Damn the big dog, not only wasted him an hour, but also prostituted him with a glass of boiled water for nothing!

Jiang Li took the bus depressed and returned home.

Physically and mentally exhausted.jpg

The heavens have not descended on me, but they still suffer my mind and work my muscles and bones......

In order to treat himself, Jiang Li nested in the quilt and played with his mobile phone after washing up early.

Your friend Jun Qingyue posted a circle of friends:

It's so scary to walk alone at night, it's so dark, I'm so cute, I'm afraid that others won't see it.

The accompanying picture is a dim street lamp, and in the distance is an endless spread of darkness.

Jiang Li liked it and commented: There is a kind of thing called a mobile phone flashlight, which is very easy to use at night.

Jun Qingyue replied to your comment:?

Jiang Li felt happy again, typing and flying: But it is recommended not to use it in the face, it is easy to be beaten as a female ghost.

Jun Qingyue replied to your comment:???

Jiang Li put down the phone comfortably, feeling that every pore was stretched out and refreshed.

Knock knock...

There was a knock at the door.

Jiang Li got out of bed and went to open the door, as expected, it was Su Hexiang again, he stood at the door and asked, "Borrow hot water again?" ”

The tall girl shook her head, her short hair flicking in the air: "Upstairs is noisy and annoying." ”

Yes, four simple words explain the cause and effect.

But what are you bothering me for? Master Jiang looked at the girl's indifferent face a little helplessly: "Then you should go upstairs." ”

Su Hexiang looked at him motionlessly, pointed upstairs, and asked him to listen carefully.

The sound insulation of the old house was poor, and Jiang Li could hear the wheezing sound if he didn't hear it.

Under the beautiful girl's persistent direct gaze, he doubled his pressure and said, "I remember that I have the contact information of the residents upstairs, and I will remind you of it." ”

Su Hexiang nodded lightly and thanked him.

Jiang Li's house is unit 402, and the next door is 401, so Su Hexiang should be 501 upstairs, and he remembers that the house was rented by a programmer with his girlfriend.

The old community facilities are outdated, and sometimes it is troublesome to go upstairs and downstairs, such as sewer pipes, so Jiang Li has contact information.

He found the chat box of the 501 resident and typed:

[Hello, are you a 501 resident?] 】

[Can you two be quieter, it's so noisy that you can't sleep downstairs.] 】

501 Households:

[I work overtime at the company. 】

The other party transfers 1,000.

[Brother took the money and helped me block the door.] 】

[I'll be right back.] 】

？？？

Minotaur ecstasy?!

Master Jiang silently collected: [Good brother, no problem, even mosquitoes can't fly out today!] 】