Chapter 189: Great Immortals also have to make money
Lao Cao Yin smiled sadly: "The truth is no longer important, the most important thing is that you are not only famous in the entire Dongyue system, but also have your legend in the underworld." It's the whole underworld, it's your legend. In the border of the capital, there is an inspector sent by Dongyue, who has high mana, is as vicious as hatred, and specializes in rectifying evil ghosts. A rogue among hooligans! ”
Lin Yi was speechless: "Do you think I look like a hooligan?" Most of the rumors do not match the facts, do you believe them? "I still feel a little uneasy in my heart, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and ghosts are also afraid of being famous! If Wan Chaoming is narrow-minded and hears such a legend, can he not hate him? Although they are not in the same system, there are not many opportunities to meet each other, but if you really hold a grudge, there will always be a time when you will stumble, and you can't prevent it.
Lao Cao said disapprehantly: "Of course I believe it, I also told you that the world is sober is my partner, haha, hehe!" ”
"Flattery!"
"If you have an existing backer and don't rely on it, that's a fool." Lao Cao got up, hung a pair of eyes and said, "Hey, to be honest with you, I also recognize your father, you have to cover me in the future." ”
Lin Yi said angrily: "If you die by yourself, how do you want me to cover you?" ”
Lao Cao said: "Don't worry, how can I die?" I'm the most judgmental person, so I won't do things that I can't do. You are different, with such a big backer, the entire underworld, who dares to provoke? ”
Lin Yihu looked at him suspiciously: "My backer? Who says I have a backer? ”
Lao Cao waved his hand and said, "The entire underworld has spread all over the world, and you are a fierce ghost with a big background." Even if the underworld suffers a loss, it has to endure. ”
Lin Yi "uh", and suddenly felt a little weak, he was so ghostly and pretending, and he didn't know if he would be beaten by his senior brother at night.
On the same day, Wang Lingguan really entered Lin Yi's dream and beat him up as usual.
Lin Yi knew that he was at a loss, so he could only hold his head and let Wang Lingguan beat him up.
Wang Lingguan was tired, so he sat down and glanced at him with squinted eyes: "Do you know what's wrong?" ”
Lin Yi hurriedly said: "The mistake is that you shouldn't be deceiving ghosts everywhere in the name of senior brother." ”
"Wrong, big mistake!" Wang Lingguan burst out again and punched him twice.
"Huh?" Lin Yi got up from the ground, anyway, he was used to being beaten over the years, and he didn't beg for mercy, "The younger brother is ignorant, please show the senior brother." ”
Wang Lingguan said viciously: "When you kid made a big fuss in the underworld, why didn't you make a big fuss?" Just breaking the barrier will buy you, look at your pattern! ”
Lin Yi was stunned, and hurriedly said: "Senior brother, it's been more than half a month since the incident happened, you only came to talk about this now, isn't it ......?"
Wang Lingguan said angrily: "It's not that the burning knife you gave me is really delicious, I drank two bottles in one go, and I got drunk." I woke up two days ago. ”
Lin Yi: "......" He remembered, he was in the crew a while ago, and I don't know who gave Yan Lijun two bottles of burning knives. Burning knives is recognized as a strong liquor, and he can't get used to drinking it, so he gives it to Lin Yi. Lin Yi couldn't afford to drink such a strong wine, so he gave his filial piety to his senior brother. Unexpectedly, the senior brother who has always been good at drinking was actually put down by the burning knife.
Wang Lingguan saw that he was still confused, and he was even more angry, and punched him again, beating Lin Yi to the ground, and said angrily: "When I see you kid, I get angry." So every time I see Lin Yi, I can't help but have itchy hands.
Lin Yi got up from the ground, rubbed his chest that was hurt, and smiled bitterly: "It's the sin of the junior brother to make the senior brother angry." Senior brother has a grudge against Wan Chaoming? ”
"A mere Wan Chaoming is not worthy of my eyes." Wang Lingguan said, "The main thing is his backer, a certain power in the underworld." Although Wan Chaoming is just an inconspicuous little ghost, if he is done, he will be able to drag that underworld power into the water. You kid has no vision, and you will be bought by just breaking the enchantment, which really annoys me. I couldn't help but beat Lin Yi again.
Wang Lingguan is good at everything, but he has a fiery temper and loves to beat people at every turn, Lin Yi is used to being beaten, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.
After Wang Lingguan vented his anger, he waved his hand again and said, "Forget it, the matter has already happened, and no matter how much you say, it won't help." Speaking of which, it's not that you're a shallow kid. I searched and searched in the storage bag, and found an object lying in the corner that was about to become moldy and threw it to Lin Yi.
"Take it, throw it at me."
Lin Yi hurriedly took it, it was a purse that looked relatively old, similar to the ancients, the color was so old that you couldn't see the color, and there was an elastic band in the pocket.
"What is this?" Lin Yi asked blankly.
"Move the enchantment." Wang Lingguan said in a vicious voice, "There are eight 800 square enchantments inside, and each space can be used separately or combined, fixed and moved. It can contain all living dead, but it cannot be used to disregard human life, otherwise it will damage the merits of the body, and you must remember it. ”
This kind of mobile enchantment is not something that ordinary ghosts and gods like Lin Yi can have, but Wang Lingguan still gave it to him. After years of observation, this kid didn't have the courage to be a bad person, but he still warned him that he couldn't use it to harm people. Because the control of the heavenly court is becoming more and more strict, in order to prevent the gods and ghosts from using magic weapons to harm people, all the magic weapons that come out must be registered and recorded.
"You can use it to protect yourself, or to punish others, and you must not take the life of a living being. Remember? Wang Lingguan repeatedly admonished.
In the laws of the Heavenly Court, human beings, as well as animals that have cultivated consciousness, are called living beings.
Lin Yi held the enchantment bag, smiled from ear to ear, and hurriedly said: "Remember, remember, senior brother, rest assured, junior brother will definitely remember your warning." ”
Wang Lingguan snorted viciously, cleared his throat again, and said, "Last time, the burning knife you honored was good and strong, so you can use this to teach me in the future." ”
Lin Yi: "......"
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When Lao Cao left, he went to visit Lin Yi's several spirit pets as usual.
The nest of Huang Wu and his wife is located in another secondary bedroom, a wooden two-meter-high God of Wealth Building. The two yellow skins were lying in the small living room of the God of Wealth Building, looking at their mobile phones intently. Lao Cao Le, leaned in and looked at the screen, just when he saw Huang Qizheng replying to netizens on WeChat: "Dear, I already understand your situation." You're evil. Call 5,000 yuan immediately, and I will immediately cast a spell to rid you of evil spirits. Void full refund. ”
"I'll you." Lao Cao almost couldn't believe his eyes, and then continued to look down, the man really called 5,000 yuan, and after Huang Wu received the money, he also made an OK gesture, and postscripted: "Received 5,000 yuan to exorcise evil spirits." I'll register you first, please send your address first. We'll come and solve it ourselves. ”
Soon, the customer sent the address.
Huang Qi replied: "Thank you for your support. I immediately contacted my counterparts in Shuangjiang Province and asked them to solve the problem for you. It will be effective within three days, and the refund will be invalid. "And sent a message that had already been set up. Roughly speaking, psychics are friendly and psychics are honest, but they must not be deceived by psychics. Deceiving psychic people is equivalent to deceiving ghosts and gods, and you will bear the consequences.
Lao Cao slapped his thigh, absolutely not. I didn't expect Wong Tai Sin to actually work part-time.
Huang Qi took a business order, he was in a good mood, and glanced at Lao Cao: "I'm coming to the master to ask for money again." ”
Lao Cao suddenly had the illusion of "I'm an unfilial son who gnaws at the old", and he still couldn't help but ask curiously: "Are you still doing this?" ”
Huang Qidao: "The master works very hard every day, and he has to support a few of us." So I discussed it with my husband and decided to share it with my master. As if showing off to Lao Cao, she showed her transaction records and the change on WeChat, "This is the vest I got with my master's ID card, and it's full of money to do this." It's enough for us to eat. ”
"......" A certain ghost who often eats overlord incense and uses overlord gold ingots suddenly felt very ashamed.
After talking to Lao Cao, Huang Qi had already climbed out of the God of Wealth Building, took out a piece of yellow paper, and wrote Luo Guangming's name and the content of the task on it.
Lao Cao also knew Luo Guangming, and he also understood that Huang Daxian generally only operates in the northeast, and Shuangjiang Province belongs to the south, so Huang Qi doesn't look for Luo Guangming, but also has to find other spirits.
But he felt that it seemed a little inappropriate to find Luo Guangming.
"He's in the capital, and if he goes to Shuangjiang Province, he will have to spend a lot of money on the round-trip fare, right?"
Huang Qi looked at Lao Cao like a fool: "How can someone who eats Yin Si rice not have a familiar peer?" He could have done it to his peers. Anyway, it's just a little ghost with no mana to do evil, so it's easy to accept it. It's easy. ”
Lao Cao felt that he was being despised by a Wong Tai Sin, but he couldn't refute it.
"How did you do this? It's not that Lin Yi can't afford to support you. ”
"Can that be the same? Isn't it good to be self-reliant and self-reliant? Huang Qi looked down on this old ghost who only knew how to eat overlord incense and ask for money.
After introspecting in his heart for three seconds, the despised Lao Cao asked puzzledly: "The four major gates can make a fortune in the town, you just need to bless Lin Yi to make a fortune, why bother to make money by yourself?" ”
Speaking of this, Huang Qi was sad, "The Four Gates do have the ability to make a fortune in the town, but back then, Huang Wu only chose fighting skills, and I also chose beauty skills." In terms of financial luck, I am really not very good at it. Now, my only skill has been taken away by Bai Jie. In order not to make the master feel that we are a burden, Huang Wu and I decided to get a vest in the name of the master to earn some pocket money. After speaking, he glanced at Lao Cao again.
That look made Lao Cao suffer another 120,000-point critical hit. He was the chief of the four souls, but he was actually despised by a Wong Tai Sin, and he couldn't refute it.
Lao Cao, who was hit by a critical attack, came to the corner of the living room without love.
Bai Jie's nest is here, it is a three-storey fox villa, the door of the wild villa is also written couplet, the left couplet, the heaven and earth nine-tailed white fox, the right couplet, the only one in the world, the horizontal batch "nine-tailed fox villa".
Lao Cao got into the fox villa, Bai Jie was also lying on the small sofa, holding the mobile phone and pressing it constantly, taking a closer look, and almost fell to the ground.
It turns out that Bai Jie is also chatting with netizens, or the automatically set reply template: Dear, hello, my beauty product is guaranteed to make you young forever. Results can be seen after seven days of use, visible improvements in skin after 28 days of use, and three months of continuous use, guaranteed to make you ten years younger. Invalid refunds.
The customer replied: "I heard a friend introduce you, and the effect is really good. That's why I came to you after her introduction. ”
"Your friend? What is the name, send it to me to see, I don't have many customers, but every one of them I serve with heart to ensure customer satisfaction. ”
After a while, the customer was too expensive, after all, a set of skin care products that can only be used for three months will cost 99,999 yuan, which is too expensive, more expensive than hyaluronic acid.
Bai Jie immediately typed a reply that had already been set, and the general content was: Hyaluronic acid will cause various sequelae to the skin, such as face stiffness and dependence. However, my product has absolutely no sequelae, and it is guaranteed to be safe and have no side effects. But all the customers who have used it say that it is good, expensive has expensive benefits, and you get what you pay for.
The customer still has concerns, although she is not bad for money, but she can spend 100,000 yuan on her face, which is really painful.
Bai Jie chatted with him for a long time, and the other party had no intention of making money, and there was an old ghost next to him who was not doing his job, so he pushed Lao Cao: "What do you see?" Haven't you seen a beautiful and noble nine-tailed fox making money? "It's really not easy to make money, she's tired and thin these days.
Lao Cao looked her up and down: "What cosmetics do you sell, the effect is so good?" ”
Bai Jie said with a smug face: "What I chose was beauty skills. I first went to the factory to pick up the product, then tore off the brand, replaced it with my own LOGO, and then sent it out. After the customer received it and started using it, I went over to her at night to apply a spell to her. Anyway, I just waited for the other person to fall asleep before I started working. Got it? ”
Lao Cao understands that Bai Jie's sale of cosmetics is fake, but in fact, selling his own beauty is true. The beauty skills of the nine-tailed fox are indeed effective, almost innate, no wonder it is worth selling for 100,000 yuan a set. No wonder Lin Yi can have such beautiful skin, and the longer he grows, the more handsome he becomes, it turns out that it is also the credit of Bai Jie.
"Why are you working so hard to make money? You are great immortals, just cast some spells, won't you have a lot of money? Lao Cao didn't understand.
Bai Jiebai glanced at him: "The master said, if we want to preach smoothly and avoid the catastrophe, we have to take the right path." We must not engage in that kind of crooked and evil way. You think I'm you, I come to my master every day to ask for money, and I also eat overlord incense. ”
"Even the master doesn't dare to use his inspector skills at will, he can only work hard to make money, and we must take this as a warning."
was disgusted by Huang Pizi, and Lao Cao was only ashamed for three seconds. Now, even the nine-tailed fox is disgusted, and the shame that Lao Cao has never had has come out again, this time he was ashamed for ten seconds.
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On the second day, Lin Yi was going to the crew, and explained that the pets should be obedient, not to fight, not to cause trouble. He also persuaded Huang Qi, who was bent on losing his eyes on money: "Don't take any work, don't be tired of yourself." Said to Bai Jie, "Look at how thin you have been recently, don't work too hard." ”
Bai Jie replied with a wilt, stayed up all night last night, and so far, he has sold seven sets of products, and he has to serve seven people at the same time, and he is busy every night, and he is busy making up for sleep during the day.
"Di Di Di" WeChat sound rang, Bai Jie changed her decadence, immediately picked up her mobile phone, and the fox instantly popped up the banknote symbol, and Lin Yi shook his head greatly.
snatched her mobile phone, looked at the chat history, and the corners of her lips twitched, it turned out that the customer came to consult about beauty products, and asked if the price could be less.
Bai Jie snatched the phone: "Master, hurry up and return the phone to me, I'm about to make a deal." "It's also addictive.
Lin Yi handed her the phone: "Don't work too hard, the business is really too busy, you can give it to Huang Qi." Her skills are also beauty. ”
Bai Jie typed quickly and said with disgust: "Can her little skill be compared to me?" ”
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