059 I'm not happy, coax me

Jun Cixue stared at him silently, the corners of her mouth were flat: "Classmate Jiang is still as proficient as ever in making girls angry. ”

"What did you just say... Are you not what you used to be, and you will never make the same mistakes again? ”

The girl said lightly: "The result is to boast in front of girls who have known each other for a longer time that they have a fate with other girls..."

"Of course, it's not that I'm jealous, I'm reasonably suspicious that what you say has no credibility."

“……”

"So you're angry?" Jiang Li said cautiously.

He hadn't seen the dog with such a cold face, obviously he chose the option before, the girl frowned at most, and then she could play happily...

"Nope."

"And said you didn't..."Jiang Li looked at the girl and said helplessly: "You have a face full of words that say I'm not happy, coax me a few words......"

"Huh?" Jun Cixue raised her head and looked over.

"Ahem, cough, you may be suspicious of me, but it's true that you're unhappy."

The girl said lightly: "That's just your idea." ”

"Maybe......" Jiang Li spread his hands and said, some people only had their mouths hard all over their bodies, what could he do.

"If I compare it to you, then I am indeed unhappy." Jun Cixue said lightly: "Your mouth was about to smile crookedly just now." ”

Master Jiang deeply reflected on the lack of management of his expression, and squeezed out a little sadness: "I am smiling sadly, you don't understand how difficult it is for a female friend like me to have a female friend who can talk and has a fate......

“……”

"You said five minutes ago that you didn't know Su Hexiang well, do you want me to help you recall?"

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, so he had to reply in a deep voice: "How long does it take to make a friend?" Five days, five months, five years? No... Five minutes is enough time to transition from unfamiliar to friend..."

This-sounding answer Jun Cixue naturally wouldn't accept it, but she nodded lightly and replied, "Understood, classmate Jiang is a casual person." ”

"How can this be called casual ......" Master Jiang said shyly: "If you describe it as reckless, I would like it a little more." ”

“……”

Jun Cixue glanced at him lightly and did not speak.

Jiang Li saw that the atmosphere fell silent, and seeing that it was time for lunch, he took the initiative to propose: "In this way, in order to make up for the displeasure of classmate Jun, how about I invite you to dinner?" ”

The girl touched his sincere eyes and replied coldly: "Okay, what to eat?" ”

"It's guaranteed to be a dish you don't often eat." Master Jiang smiled mysteriously.

……

A moment later, in the lively Caida cafeteria, teenagers and girls sat facing each other.

Jun Cixue took the clean chopsticks handed over by the young man.

"That's what you said I don't often eat?" The girl looked at the bland bean sprouts and greasy chili fried meat in the bowl, and said expressionlessly.

"Jun, classmate eats in the cafeteria every day?" Jiang Li was surprised.

“……”

"The canteen master's craftsmanship is still good, you can taste it..."Seeing that the girl had nowhere to put chopsticks, Jiang Li said with relief: "Except for the occasional high-protein foreign ingredients, other places are impeccable." ”

“……”

Ignoring the young man who maliciously exaggerated, Jun Cixue took a small bite, even in the noisy cafeteria, her demeanor was elegant enough, in stark contrast to Master Jiang, the dry rice man opposite.

"I'm full." Soon, the girl put down her chopsticks and took out a tissue from her bag to gently wipe her small mouth.

"So fast?" Jiang Li said in surprise.

"Lose weight."

Master Jiang glanced at the girl's budding breasts, and strengthened his idea of being brothers with the big dog.

Minus again? If you subtract it, it's really gone......

Jun, I will be very sad for you to do this, obviously you can develop into a hexagonal god of war obscenely, and compete with the paper people in the second dimension, but you have to take your own milk.

Sad.

Seeing that the girl noticed that her face had become unkind, Jiang Li retracted her impolite thoughts and hurriedly said: "Classmate Jun is too thin to lose one point, and one point is too fat, and his current figure is just right, so there is no need to deliberately lose weight......"

Jun Cixue's face was flat: "You don't need to remind me of this, I know." ”

Master Jiang couldn't help laughing, the big dog is also a narcissistic little sister~

But girls do have narcissistic capital, although they are cold, but sometimes they have a little tsundere hidden in their character, such as just raising their heads and admitting that they are good-looking.

If you can fall in love with a girl like this, it will probably be fun.

Thinking of this, Jiang Li sighed silently again, not knowing which bastard could finally get the favor of this kaolin flower.

"By the way, do you have any standards for your future partner?"

Jun Cixue said lightly: "As long as I like it." ”

"What if your parents don't agree?" Master Jiang asked curiously: "Could it be that your parents took out a bank card with a six-zero password, handed it to him and said: There is one million in it, and the condition is to leave my daughter......

"How did you come up with the plot of this third-rate wealthy family?"

"It's all like this on TV dramas...... Jiang Li said with emotion: "But if it were me, I wouldn't have agreed to ......"

"Why?"

"From a young age, our teachers told us to know how to ...... sustainable development"

Jiang Li said as a matter of course: "I can still carry the inheritance rights of one million and dozens of billions of family properties." ”

“……”

"You're a porcupine with a string broken in your head."

"Why are you talking about this again?!" The young man said quietly: "Can you change the analogy..."

"Paramecium, a single-celled organism with no nerves?" Jun Cixue thought for a while.

"That's not as good as a porcupine..."Jiang Li said helplessly.

There are always many bizarre metaphors, often unexpected, such as comparing a cigarette hidden in a cigarette case to a person's teeth that smile without showing it.

But every time I think about it, it's a magnificent imagination that belongs to the girl's imagination.

Only then will he feel that the girl is no longer cold.

- She should be a lively painter or a poet.

Seeing that the young man was depressed, the corners of Jun Cixue's mouth hooked slightly, and he found that Jiang Li lowered his head and looked at her with a smile.

"You still look good when you laugh..."Jiang Li praised from the bottom of his heart.

“?”

"Well, it looks good when you're not smiling." When the system is not a demon, Master Jiang's emotional intelligence is still very high, otherwise he would not be elected as the president of the Community Women's Federation.

And has been praised since childhood, in the face of the praise of the teenager, Jun Cixue behaved calmly, and his fingers inadvertently flicked the hair in his ears to cover the reddish earlobes.

She said lightly: "Why can a dog spit out ivory from his mouth now?" ”

Master Jiang: ???

In terms of how to implicitly elevate himself and belittle others, Jiang Li believes that there are still many things that can be learned from the big dogs.

"If I had a classmate who was so good at talking, why would I be single so far?" He sighed.

"If you were mute, you should have been in love a long time ago." Jun Cixue nodded and said lightly.

“……”

Although what the girl said was true, why did she want to press this thing on the table and beat it up?