Looking at the sworn young man, Jun Cixue showed a polite smile: "Is classmate Jiang going to perform monkey tricks in front of me next time after drinking a drink?" ”

"How can this be called a monkey?" Jiang Li pouted and said, "It's the sports meeting soon, I'm preparing for the basketball game of the accounting department......"

"Are you sure it's not an undercover agent from another department?" Miss Jun bent the corners of her mouth, as if she was still savoring the interesting scene just now.

For some reason, hearing the word undercover, Jiang Li subconsciously nervous.

No, his face is so suitable for being a second or fifth boy who likes to backstab big brother?

Just kidding, he looks so righteous and awe-inspiring, and there is a protagonist with more facial features than him?

You two sisters, one of them is considered to have aesthetic problems!

"Don't talk about this......" Jiang Li diverted the topic and asked curiously: "What is Jun Dao doing when he comes to school so early?" ”

"Of course, to see a certain monkey shooting."

“……”

Master Jiang: (╬▔Dish▔) Convex

"You deceive people too much, I've put up with you for a long time!" The boy said angrily.

"I'm not talking about you."

"You're talking about me, and you're still laughing!"

"If you want to think like this, I can't help it." Jun Cixue restrained her smile and said lightly.

"What kind of scumbag are you talking about..."Facing a serious capitalist lady who pretended to be innocent, Master Jiang said helplessly.

Ridicule is ridicule, but at least the girl laughs beautifully, Jiang Li is not right about things, and he is still happy to see Jun Cixue with a light smile on the corner of his mouth.

Should I say it or not, how to handle the old color batch is for the big dog to play.

"Don't say it, I'm like I'm scumming you."

"Don't you want to be responsible so soon?"

Jiang Li sighed, but his eyes were looking at a figure stretching after a certain exercise in the playground.

This perfunctory tone made Jun Cixue raise her eyebrows, until she caught a glimpse of a serious young man with a serious gaze stuck in front of her, and suddenly her heart cleared.

This guy... Sure enough, he should be dragged into the crematorium and scattered the ashes on the road for people to step on.

Jun Cixue, who had a lot of ideas in an instant, crossed her hands and hugged her chest, and looked at the young man next to her with a playful expression: "Speaking of scum, what is classmate Jiang?" ”

Jiang Li coughed lightly, ignoring the ridicule in the girl's words: "She will split!" What man is resistant to a girl whose legs can split, like an excavator, from the old to the young, there are always men who are willing to stop and watch......"

"It's instinct, the instinct of genes!"

The dog didn't sneer, which made him feel at ease, with a sincere smile on his face: "Let's continue the previous topic... What did you just talk about, why did you come to school early in the morning, right? ”

Jiang Li's clumsy action of diverting the topic made Jun Cixue laugh in her heart, and she replied casually: "Talk about whether girls who can split are attractive to boys." ”

“……”

She doesn't know how to be forgiving and forgiving at all!

"Actually, if you want to see it, I will too." Jun Cixue glanced at the stretched figure in the distance, and interrupted the explanation that the young man wanted to say.

"Are you supposed to be... In fishing law enforcement, right? Master Jiang was a little moved, but still vigilant.

"It's not."

"That's... Give me a show? ”

"No."

“……”

I'm so stupid, really, knowing that the big dog is fishing, I still take the initiative to bite the bait without hesitation.

He glanced at the corners of the cold girl's mouth, and felt that he was about to have a fight with the Dragon King.

So, the young man who was teased was annoyed and said, "I won't believe a word of you anymore!" ”

"But I have a video of my previous dance practice, do you want to see it?"

“… Hmph, I'll give you another chance. Master Jiang admonished: "I have violated my principles of life for you, don't let me down too much......

"The phone sent you."

Master Jiang was slightly reserved for a while, and then he couldn't wait to unlock the screen and click in.

The video is still loading, but he is not in a hurry, let the picture of Jun Cixue dancing fly for a while~

"Just to be clear, I didn't force you to post the video, it was completely voluntary... You can't do this kind of degrading hook of fishing law enforcement......" Jiang Li said uneasily.

"Of course, I volunteered." Jun Cixue said lightly.

Jiang Li put his mind at ease and turned on the video, thinking that a ghost would jump out to scare people, but the accident was normal, and it could even be said to be as plain as a bowl of water.

A video of learning to walk at the age of one can also be called a dance practice?

"That's it?" The young man said disdainfully: "Then I am still a yoga master...... When I was a child, I could put my feet on my head and use my belly to spin twice on the floor......"

"Would you like to show me a video of you performing yoga?"

"No, get out~"

Jiang Li was annoyed and ashamed: "Jun Cixue, you don't have a heart!" ”

"They say that beautiful girls can deceive people, blame you for being too stupid." Jun Cixue laughed softly and stroked the hair around her ears.

The breeze blew her skirt to Jiang Li's feet, and the two sat close together, like a couple in love.

The boy seemed to see those cold eyes wink at him, as if he was saying something, shiny. As a result, he suddenly realized why Supreme Treasure fell in love with Zixia Fairy the moment the girl blinked.

After a moment, Master Jiang shook his head, trying to wake up from the girl's charm.

Jiang Li, confused, don't fall for the beauty trick of a big dog!

Jiang Li, who didn't want to be the green Fengxian, suddenly remembered that there was another title that was useless.

[Title: Straight Man's Dreadnought (Active Skill: Briefly Enter the Sage Time; Passive Ability: ...... ）

It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and we villains will take revenge on the spot! The boy put it on himself, and his heart stopped for a moment.

Jun University School Flower? It's just a good-looking female primate~

Big dog, you can rest assured, if you can tease me, I will lose!

Jun Cixue looked coldly at the young man whose temperament had suddenly changed, her expression was a little puzzled, and she said lightly: "Why don't you speak, what are you thinking?" ”

"Don't touch me, I want to be alone and quietly ......" Master Jiang has no desire or seeking, like a monk who has seen through the red dust.

“……”

Jiang Li turned into a sage who 'thinks' with his upper body in seconds, and said in vicissitudes: "Classmate Jun, what do you say is the meaning of life?" ”

Jun Cixue glanced at him strangely, and said coldly: "When we discussed it before, you said that it was to look at the girl's thighs. ”

"Ridiculous! That must have been me ignorant at the time! ”

Jiang Li overturned his previous remarks and sighed: "I'm probably sick, and I'm still sick, and I feel so empty now......"

Jun Cixue narrowed her cold eyes: "Do you need to call a psychiatrist for you?" ”

"Are you concerned about me?"

"Don't care about me, I just want to ...... quietly"

"Don't ask me who Jingjing is......"

“……”

After being speechless for a while, Jun Cixue finally left, and seemed to have deliberately stepped on him when he left.

After a few more minutes, the effect of the title disappeared, and Jiang Li's feeling state returned.

The boy sighed silently.

This active skill is different from what he thought, and he really can't expect anything good from the piracy system......

Master Jiang decided to reduce the number of uses of this title.

……

It wasn't until many years later, when he became famous, that he looked at the girls around him and recalled today's decision, that he realized how useful that title was......

I can't get up, I can't do it on Friday, I will do two more today, try three more tomorrow, work overtime until seven o'clock, and the accounting dog will not learn......

(End of chapter)