Hu Ba stepped forward to comfort his wife, "It's okay, wife, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers." ”

Hu Qiwa cried: "Can it be the same?" Why can this ugly monster be the master's spiritual pet, why can't we? He looked at Lin Yi faintly, and made Lin Yi's scalp tingle, "Master, why is this?" Why is that? ”

Hu Ba also said resentfully: "Yes, master, why is this? ”

Lin Yi asked rhetorically: "Why do you have to be our spiritual pet?" ”

"Because ......" the honest Hu Ba was about to speak, but was snatched by Hu Qi, "The master is the most wise and heroic ghost I have ever seen, and our admiration for the master is like the surging Yellow River......"

Lin Yi shouted: "Speak human words." ”

Hu Qi hurriedly said: "The master's golden whip can allow us to be promoted to cultivation, and we are now experiencing a bottleneck again." There are other Humen, who always laugh at us for not having a serious errand. I just want to be the master's spiritual pet, so shameful. ”

Hu Ba sighed and complained: "Why did you say what was in your heart?" ”

Hu Qi pinched his ears: "You are stupid, the master is wise and martial, you can't rub the sand in your eyes, how can we hide this little bit of caution from the master's eyes?" Instead of playing tricks in front of the master, it is better to answer honestly. ”

Lin Yi: "......" knew that the other party was patting his ass, but he couldn't get angry.

Hu Ge Huqin grinded his teeth secretly, although he disdained Hu Qi's shameless death, but people just could talk. Alas, why are we so clumsy?

Wuhua suddenly spread his wings, and then laughed wildly, and when he laughed enough, he said comfortably: "I haven't quarreled like this for a long time, happy!" ”

And he also won the quarrel, cool!

Lin Yi: "......"

Five Foxes: "......"

Wu Hua said again: "Master, usually when you are not at home, how boring we are, just leave these two Humen, and it is good to quarrel with me when you are okay to relieve boredom." ”

Hu Qi's eyes lit up, and he suddenly felt that the black painting was not ugly.

Lin Yi said with a dark face: "No! "A black painting is enough to give him a headache, and if there is a more quarrelsome Hu Qi, he won't want to live.

Wu Hua jumped on Lin Yi's shoulder and held Lin Yi's face with his wings: "Master, I am the first spirit pet you took the initiative to claim, and although I have not contributed these days, I have never asked for anything from you." You just say yes, you promise......"

Lin Yi almost threw up.

If it is replaced by a charming daughter who is so squeamish and squeamish, it is just a black painting, and the effect is not too sour to say such a coquettish tone in the voice of a male duck.

Lin Yi pushed him away: "Get out of here." ”

"Master......" Wu Hua saw that the effect was good, and continued to snort.

Lin Yi struggled to keep his composure and said, "Give your reason." ”

Wu Hua smiled maliciously: "Bai Jie and Huang Wu and Huang Qi are usually busy making money and ignore me." I'm dying of boredom, and if they join in, they can fight the landlord with me. ”

Lin Yi: "......"

Hu Ba: "??? "What the hell is the landlord?

Hu Qi felt that the opportunity was fleeting, and hurriedly said: "I will fight the landlord, my husband and I will fight the landlord, Wu ...... Brother, we will be companions in the future, and I promise to accompany you every day to fight the landlord. ”

Wu Hua said excitedly: "That's really good. By the way, what are your skills? ”

Hu Qi said that she can treat diseases, especially children's diseases, and of course, adult diseases.

Hu Ba said that he would attract wealth, and added: "I am recruiting positive wealth." ”

also glanced at Hu Jun, Hu Jun ranked ninth in Humen, and his skills were also positive. But Hu Ba thought that his positive wealth skills were stronger than Hu Jun, and when he was assessed that year, he still had the highest score among all Hu Men.

Hu Jun grinded his teeth secretly.

Wu Hua said: "Fortunately, I didn't collide with anyone." I'm going to anticipate the worst. ”

Lin Yi glanced at him, he had been disgusted by all the gates because of a crow's mouth that could only predict evil, but now it was stinky.

However, Hu Qi can treat children's diseases, but it is useful, so he said: "Don't make any noise." Hu Qi, if you want to become my spiritual pet, you must meet three conditions. Listen to me. ”

"First, there is no infighting, and no things that hurt nature and reason."

"Second, you must listen to the master's orders."

"Third, before being my spiritual pet, I have to report to Niangniang Temple and write a deed."

Hu Qi and his wife endured the excitement, nodded desperately, and then turned into human form, and knelt in front of Lin Yi in a hurry: "Hu Qi, Hu Ba, meet the master." ”

Hu Jun and the three immortals were dumbfounded, and then they were envious and jealous, alas. It turns out that shamelessness can really make your wishes come true.

Lin Yi waited for them to kowtow, then got up and pointed to Wang Yuexin, who was still lying on the ground and sleeping, "Let's talk about what's going on." ”

Hu Qi said angrily: "Master, they bullied the fox too much. ”

Lin Yi knew her virtue of adding oil and vinegar, and pointed to the more honest Hu Ba: "You come on." ”

Hu Badao: "We used to practice here, but these people mobilized the people to dig pits and sabotage, so that we couldn't practice." Later, I heard that this was a crew, and they would leave after filming, so we put up with it. But they are too unhygienic. Especially this dead fat man, that night, he got up in the middle of the night and didn't go to the toilet to make it convenient, so he urinated directly in the yard. The smell of urine was terrible, and the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I couldn't help but clean him up. ”

Hu Qi took over: "We just gave him some color to see, and we didn't want to do anything with him, that is, to make his crew unable to work." He didn't repent, and he actually found a Taoist priest. The Taoist priest was clearly a liar, not only defrauded him of his money, but also lied to him that there was dirty things here, not only plastered with talisman paper everywhere, but also took urine and swept the yard, which is simply unreasonable. ”

In general, in the countryside, whenever there is a yin thing, most of the villagers will take urine and sprinkle it everywhere, and the dirty things are afraid of this stinky thing, so they will no longer make trouble.

Hu Jun sighed: "Whether it is the Four Gates or other spirits, they all hate this kind of dirty thing. ”

Hu Qi echoed: "Yes, that's why I rectified him." ”

Lin Yi asked: "I heard that Director Wang also invited the Ming and Qing Daoists of Shangqing Temple. ”

Hu Qi snorted: "This guy who has no ability." Shangqingguan and the master you also have a relationship, but now you can't even contact the master, I care about him to have a ghost, I didn't clean him up, but also in the face of the master. ”

Hu Ba pointed to Luo Guangming who was lying on the ground, and said, "My wife and I also deliberately told him to find a Taoist priest who could directly contact the master." This guy came, and claimed to know the master, I asked him to contact the master, but he refused, only played Tai Chi with us. So I couldn't help but start my hand. ”

Hu Jun couldn't help but say: "My respected family naturally recognizes sober adults." I just don't want to bother sober adults for such a trivial matter. ”

"Fart, it's clearly a lie to us." Hu Qi said.

"No, our family, including us, all recognize sober adults. The sober adult is still our teacher. ”

"What?" Hu Qi was first surprised, and then furious: "How can this be true, Lord Sober is my master, how can I be your master immortal, I don't accept it, I don't accept it." ”

The three foxes were proud: "Don't you accept it?" It's right if you don't accept it. "I want to see how you don't accept it but have to obey.

Hu Qi was so angry that he was almost about to roll all over again, and was stopped by Wu Hua: "Take it easy, although the master has accepted you as a spirit pet, but it is still in the trial stage, and the fox's tail has to be hidden." ”

Hu Qi: "......" really put away the pungent image, and turned into a cute girl image of Sven.

Lin Yi: "......" Alas, the heart is congested!

Hu Qi pointed at Hu Gobi and scolded: "Before you asked me to help you treat the little girl's disease, when I cured the little girl's leukemia, you turned your face and didn't recognize anyone." Something ungrateful. ”

Hu Ge retorted: "But you also defrauded our family of many good things, and even the dragon balls that we have collected for many years have been defrauded." ”

Hu Qidao: "Anyway, I cured the little girl's illness, who went to the hospital and didn't pay for it these years?" You ask around. ”

Hu Qin said: "So we are both silver and goods, and no one owes anyone." ”

"If you are ungrateful and unconvinced, the patient will say thank you to the doctor when he is cured. What about you? Just now he was still talking for this dead fat man. ”

Sure enough, the three foxes played a scene, Lin Yi rubbed his eyebrows that were so noisy, and said weakly: "Don't make any noise." Wake them up, Wuhua. "Although the temperature has risen after the New Year, the night is also quite cold, and it is not good to freeze people.

Hu Qi said to Hu Jun, "I'll borrow your family's body first." Then he attached himself to Luo Guangming, and said to Wang Yuexin, who had just been woken up by Wuhua, "My husband and I are practicing here, and you are making noise here." For the sake of you not staying long, we'll put up with it. But you're getting more and more unseemly, and you're peeing everywhere, and you get a stink everywhere. That's when I gave a little punishment. For the sake of this Taoist priest today, I will forgive you. However, in the future, you will not be allowed to pee in the open and keep it clean and tidy at all times. Do you understand? ”

Wang Yuexin had just woken up, and he was still stunned, but when he heard Luo Guangming's voice with a female voice, he knew that it should be Fox Daxian's upper body, and hurriedly responded: "Yes, yes, I understand, I will no longer urinate anywhere in the future." ”

……

Wang Yuexin woke up the next day, looked at Luo Guangming blankly, and said that he had already negotiated with Hu Daxian, as long as all the crew members were not allowed to urinate in the open in the future and kept clean and tidy, they would not trouble them anymore.

Wang Yuexin thought about what happened last night, and he didn't know if it was a real thing or a dream, but what Luo Guangming said was almost similar to his dream, he was overjoyed, held Luo Guangming's hand and thanked him repeatedly, and presented a red envelope of 20,000 yuan.

Now Luo Guangming's fame in the capital is not small, and the appearance fee that used to be only three-digit has now directly become a five-digit one. can think of Pang Haidong, relying on a sober adult in the world to make a windfall, and he feels that the money in his hand is not fragrant.

Sure enough, as Luo Guangming said, filming resumed during the day, and sure enough, everything went well, Wang Yuexin was overjoyed, thinking that this Luo Daochang really has some skills, and he must keep in touch from time to time in the future.

Because the process was delayed before, it was not Lin Yi's turn to shoot for the time being, so in the past few days, Lin Yi stayed in the house and started a side job.

Wu Hua couldn't stay in the house, and he had already flown out in circles. Hu Qihu wanted to make things come true, and he was so happy that he rolled on the ground. In order to prove his ability, Hu Qi pinched Lin Yi's shoulder and beat his back from time to time, cured all the slight cervical spondylosis left by his long-term desk work, and even corrected his slightly myopic vision, and now his eyesight is as good as eagle eye.

Hu Ba asked Lin Yi: "Master, is your main job filming, or is it engaged in writing work?" ”

Lin Yi thought about it again and again, and then said: "So far, filming is a regular business, and writing work is a side job. ”

Hu Qi punched Hu Ba twice: "As our master, you must be outstanding, otherwise how can you be our master?" Let me tell you, you should be attentive to the master's main job, and you should also be attentive to the master's side business. Doing it together is called perfect. ”

Lin Yi hurriedly said: "Don't, life can't be perfect." Money also has a weight, so don't let me go through the back door. Beware of ruining my luck. ”

People, you still have to do it down-to-earth, and it is not advisable to concentrate on getting out of the way. He is still young, and it is the age of struggle. If you go astray at an age when you should be struggling, you may ruin your future fortunes.

Hu Qidao: "It is worthy of being my master, and it is really sober in the world." This person's fortune is indeed fixed, and life cannot be perfect. It's not bad to go astray, but you have to rely on yourself to grasp it. Let Hu Ba bless the master's wealth, this is desirable, as long as the master insists on the right path, donates part of the money he gets, and accumulates blessings and virtues, it is also okay. ”

Lin Yi touched his chin thoughtfully.

……

"Taoist" won the favor of Northern Satellite TV, known as the king of traffic, and was broadcast in prime time on the satellite TV in early March. At the same time, the network copyright of "Taoist" was also signed, and the broadcast of satellite TV was only delayed for four hours. The plot is compact and full, the protagonist is handsome, the play is exciting, the plot arrangement is also thoughtful, three points of nonsense and eye-catching reversal of various gods, and the protagonist's occasional off-line and pretending to be forced make the storyline of three points of horror, five points of comedy, and two points of suspense become full and interesting.

With the word of mouth of the audience, the ratings of "Taoist" starring Lin Yi soon soared, and in just three days, it beat other hit dramas broadcast at the same time. And the protagonist Lin Yi also became popular because of this.

"Taoist" broadcast the first episode, the beginning is the male protagonist's personal performance, at first just lazily sitting in the old-fashioned living room with a dam in the countryside looking at the little yellow book, there is an endless aftertaste on the face, the stilted Erlang legs prove that the mood is relaxed at this time, suddenly his eyes narrowed, dropped the little yellow book, supported the desktop with one hand, the whole body rose in the air with strength, and the other hand quickly swiped the wall, in the blink of an eye, the peach wood sword in hand, and rushed out of the living room, and fought with the ghost in the yard. Three times five divided by two, the ghost was collected, this fight scene, the audience watched it burning and enjoyable, and left messages: "It's so handsome, I give full marks for this play." ”，