Chapter 231: The vest fell all the way
Under the helpless eyes of the Taoist priests, Luo Guangming returned to Lin Yi, half-bent over, almost about to cry, "Awake adults......"
Lin Yi suddenly smiled, "Sit down." ”
"Ah...... No, no, I'll just stand. Luo Guangming was flattered, but when he thought of the temper of a sober adult, he still didn't dare to be presumptuous.
Lin Yi glared and said, "If you are told to sit down, where is there so much nonsense." ”
Luo Guangming quickly sat down, his legs together, his shoulders straight, more upright than a primary school student.
Lin Yi took out his mobile phone and handed it to him, "Wang Yong explained to the outside world that the reason why you are respectful to me is because you have done something that is not worthy of me." Think about what you've done that doesn't hurt me. ”
Luo Guangming almost jumped up, "No, my lord, wronged, I ......"
Lin Yi waved his hand: "I know you haven't done anything that can't hurt me." But in order to calm down this matter, Wang Yong had to find an explanation. You just cooperate with him and explain, otherwise I will see the news about me being treated as a ghost and splashing blood, and I will have to be stirred up all the time. ”
Speaking of this, Lao Cao laughed again, but when he saw the little white eyes of the black painting, he swallowed back the smile again.
Luo Guangming made a bitter face, thought about it, and said: "I, I really can't think of it, I have always been a good baby since I was a child, and I am law-abiding...... Never do anything that is not right to people. ”
Lin Yi glanced at him: "Then I'll think of one for you." ”
"Ah, that's fine. Sober adults are cultural people, and there will definitely be many ways. Luo Guangming slapped his ass a little.
Lin Yi asked him to give him his mobile phone and log in to Luo Guangming's ID, and sure enough, Luo Guangming's Weibo also fell, all of which were messages from netizens, asking him if Lin Yi was really possessed by a ghost, whether the video provided by "Brave the World's Most Sober" was true, and you live next door to Lin Yi, are you lucky enough to see Lin Yi being caught as a ghost...... Lin Yi looked at the black line on his face, and pressed his hands on the keyboard quickly, and soon, a message with the ID of "Taoist Luo Guangming" that had been verified by his real name was transmitted to the Internet, and after it was over, Lin Yi said to Huang Wudao, "Find out your whisker and cut him into a bald head." ”
"Ah......" Huang Wu was stunned.
Luo Guangming also looked nervous: "Sober lord, why do you still want to pick my head?" ”
"This is my punishment for you."
Luo Guangming was about to cry, "But I haven't really done anything that can't hurt you." ”
"It's okay not to pick out the bald head," Lin Yi thought for a while, "Then let's go to build the road with that group of Taoist priests." ”
"Oh no, no, I'd better go bald." Luo Guangming immediately changed his words, and his bald head was bald, but his hair grew out in three months. To build roads, hundreds of miles of roads, even if there are all kinds of modern tools, it will take more than half a year.
After Huang Wu handed Luo Guangming a bald head, Lin Yi asked Huang Wu to punch him a few more times, "specifically beating his face." Lin Yi said, "Otherwise, I won't be able to explain it to netizens." And took a few photos and passed them on, before handing him the phone.
Luo Guangming returned to his room, quickly turned on his mobile phone, and then froze.
It turned out that Lin Yi published a Weibo in his name and uploaded several photos of him being beaten with a blue nose and swollen face.
"I was embarrassed to say it, but because of me, Mr. Lin Yi has suffered so many grievances, so I'll come out with the lid on the pot and explain. Lin Yi and I have been neighbors for many years, because I want to do his business so much, but Lin Yi is righteous, and I really can't earn half a dime from him. A few years ago, I did the first thing in my life to him that lacked virtue (I swear that it was really the first thing in my life). I secretly released a gangster in Lin Yi's house and waited for Lin Yi to find me to send money. Who knew that instead of scaring Lin Yi, the gangsters were so motivated by Lin Yi's justice that they abandoned evil and followed good. And I was also betrayed by gangsters, Lin Yi was very angry with me and threatened to sue me in the relevant departments. I was deeply ashamed, so I apologized to Lin Yi all the way. That's the way it is, probably because I was too panicked and aroused the suspicion of the traffic police. But I didn't expect that this traffic police brother would have such a big brain, and he actually thought that Lin Yi was possessed by evil ghosts. Alas, don't say it, it's all tears when you talk too much, please look at my bald head. ”
Attached to the back were several pictures of his bald head and his bruised and swollen face.
And the following is already full of replies, all of which are messages from netizens such as "you deserve it" or "Brother Lin only picks you bald or cheapens you".
Luo Guangming wanted to cry without tears, and he was still empty-hearted, it turned out that when he let the female ghost go to Lin Yi's house, people already knew.
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After a whole night of tossing, Lin Yi was already very sleepy, but after squinting for a while, he was woken up by the sound of the phone. It was Liu Quan who called.
Liu Quan's phone was blown up by Yu Ji early in the morning, and they came to verify whether Lin Yi was really caught by the Taoist priest last night. Liu Quan was stunned, he didn't understand, but in one night's effort, it took less than eight hours, how could the news that Lin Yi was possessed by a demon.
You know, he was busy until 12 o'clock last night. But in a few hours, how could there be such a big news.
Lin Yi explained simply, there is indeed this matter, but it has been resolved, it is just a big oolong.
Liu Quan repeatedly confirmed that Lin Yi was okay and had reconciled with the Taoist priests, so he was relieved, but with his experience over the years, he still issued a statement.
When I woke up, Lin Yi was pushed to the hot search again, and I received a call from a reporter, to be honest, I was stunned. I have lived for such a long time, and the news of all artists combined, there is no such outrageous Lin Yi. I had a phone call with Lin Yi just now, and Lin Yi said that the matter had been resolved. Although there was a big oolong, Lin Yi had reached a private settlement with Shangqingguan. Hopefully that's the end of it. I would also like to thank the majority of netizens and fans for their concern for him, and please continue to pay attention to his works. This big oolong, let him pass. ”
Shangqingguan was also ridiculed by reporters and netizens, and there is no one who will make such a big oolong out of the dignified Shangqingguan, the first Taoist temple in North China. Netizens also asked under Shangqingguan's official Weibo, "Is there really such a thing in this world?" ”
Shangqing Guanguan Weibo also issued a statement early in the morning, deeply sorry for the harm caused to Mr. Lin Yi last night. For various reasons, it is impossible to explain the cause of the incident in detail, but in order to express the apologies of Shangqingguan, Shangqingguan Ruoshui Pavilion is open to Mr. Lin Yi for free for life. Mr. Lin Yi is welcome to come to Shangqingguan at any time to stay, and Shangqingguan can provide accommodation services at any time. ”
Netizens were stunned and left messages one after another: "This apology is quite sincere, if I were Brother Lin, I would accept their apology." Shangqingguan's vegetarian food is notoriously delicious. Also, Ruoshui Pavilion? Am I right? Is it really Ruoshui Pavilion? ”
"Ruoshui Pavilion is also the guest house of Shangqing Temple?"
"I am a big believer in Shangqingguan, and I also go to Shangqingguan occasionally to stay. I know Ruoshui Pavilion, that is the kind that Shangqing Temple has never opened to the public, and even those who have money can't live in it. ”
"Envy, admiration, my brother's basin of black dog blood is worth it."
"Woo, why didn't the Taoist master of Shangqingguan arrest me as a gangster?"
"Upstairs, wake up, who is Lin Yi? A well-known artist, handsome and handsome, go up to Qingguan for a stop, proper traffic. Shangqing seems to have suffered a loss from watching, but in fact, it has pulled a wave of advertisements for free. Lin Yi seemed to take advantage, but in fact, he advertised Shangqingguan for free. Who is the most popular artist on the whole network now? It has to be Ringo. Is Shangqingguan really an outsider? How can you do business at first glance? No, marketing. Look at this wave of marketing, like the god of marketing! ”
"I was going to pull Shangqingguan out and whip the corpse, but I have nowhere to go."
The Ming and Qing Daoists, who were in charge of the marketing of Shangqing Guanguan, read a long list of messages and comments at the bottom, and had to sigh that although Lin Yi was only a newcomer who had just debuted, his fame was no less than that of a first-line star. Because of Lin Yi, Shangqingguan has unprecedentedly increased its fans several times.
Although Shangqingguan needs celebrity endorsements to attract popularity, is it too much to give Ruoshui Pavilion to Lin Yi for free?
The Daoist of the Ming and Qing Dynasties asked the senior brother Mingyang Daoist again: "You said that if this Lin Yi is an artist with both virtue and art, if the Water Pavilion gives him a place to live, we will not lose anything." But how many of today's artists are real both virtue and art? I'm afraid that one day my character will collapse, so won't my reputation as a Qingguan be ruined? ”
Now the Taoist temple is not the same as in the past, if you want to develop, you also have to engage in marketing and publicity in many aspects, and it is the first time that you have asked an artist to endorse it, and it is also proposed by Master Wuwei himself. Although he offended Lin Yi this time, he could use Lin Yi's fame to come up with a wave of marketing. So far, the popularity of Shangqingguan has indeed risen, although the oolong incident has been placed, but the attitude of admitting mistakes is good, and timely remedies have also been recognized by Lin Yi and the majority of netizens.
But the Taoist of the Ming and Qing Dynasties still felt that giving Ruoshui Pavilion to Lin Yi to live in was too much to promote Lin Yi. Asking artists to endorse has always been a double-edged sword. If you get it right, everyone will be happy, but if you don't get it right, they will both be pressed to the ground and rubbed by netizens.
Although the Taoist chief of the Ming and Qing dynasties was also a Taoist chief, he was mostly responsible for the operation and marketing of Taoist temples, so he naturally could not access the most core secrets. However, Daoist Ming Yang is a personal disciple of Master Changkong, and he is one of the few people who knows Lin Yi's true identity. It's not good to tell my junior brother that Lin Yi is possessed by a sober adult in the world, so he said, "Senior brother, you are worried in vain." ”
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slept until almost noon before getting up, Lin Yi took out his mobile phone, and found that there were a lot of messages on Weibo and WeChat, and he had to reply urgently: "Thank you for your concern, I'm fine now." Although there was a scene, I am more and more not afraid of evil ghosts, after all, the evil function of black dog blood is a leverage
Fans left messages: "My brother can still joke, which proves that it is indeed unaffected." ”
"Brother Lin, Wang Qiang is now a rat crossing the street, and has apologized on Weibo, do you want to fall into the trap for her?"
"The starry sky lady Sun Miaomiao publicly angered Wang Qiang, what is the relationship between my brother and Sun Miaomiao? Particularly curious. ”
When Lin Yi saw this comment, he was stunned, and later after reading the comment, he realized that Sun Qinqin was actually angry at Wang Qiang for his real name, and he couldn't tell the feeling in his heart. He wanted to call Sun Qinqin, but he was afraid that she was busy at this time, so he put down his mobile phone again.
At this time, WeChat rang again, and it was sent by Wang Yuexin.
"Lin Yi, the whole network has been your news for a while, and your kid is completely popular now."
Lin Yi smiled bitterly and replied, "Director Wang, don't make fun of me." I'm afraid to go out now. "I really don't dare to go out, even if I don't dare to open the door, I'm afraid that I will meet an enthusiastic and curious neighbor and ask him, are you really being treated as a ghost by a Taoist priest and splashing black dog blood? Or, did you really catch a ghost with Luo Guangdao? What does a ghost look like?
Wang Yuexin laughed: "It's okay, when the heat is over, it will be calm." By the way, remember to go to work in three days, "Phoenix" is still waiting for you to shoot. ”
Lin Yi hurriedly replied: "No problem." ”
Although Lin Yi didn't go out, his WeChat had not been quiet all day, all of them came to ask him about the incident with Wang Qiang and the bloody dog, and his friends Duan Chun'an, Xiao Yuze, and former classmates all expressed concern and anger.
Lin Yi replied to the concerns of the students one by one.
Luo Guangming also sent a message to Lin Yi: "Sober adult, are you up?" I was delayed all night last night, and I didn't dare disturb you because you still had a Do Not Disturb sign on your door. But the Sky Master of Shangqingguan wants to meet you and ask if you are free. I gave your WeChat account to Master Changkong, did you add him? ”
There are too many people who add his friends on Lin Yi's WeChat, Lin Yi didn't add it immediately, and he had to find out the friend column when he heard the words, dozens of people who asked to add friends, those who didn't leave a message directly refused, and those who left a message who claimed to be a certain Taoist priest were added.
The avatar of the Sky Master is very easy to recognize, not only is his real name authenticated, but even his head is himself.
Lin Yi sent a message to Master Changkong: "The mage has something to do with me?" ”
After a while, news came: "Hello, Lord Sober, Old Dao Changkong, meet Lord Sober." ”
"Hello Sky Mage."
"Last night's incident, Lao Dao apologized to Lord Sober for a few evil obstacles. I'm really sorry to have offended you accidentally. Although the sober adults had already given punishments, Lao Dao still felt that these punishments were too light, and Lao Dao punished them for thinking about them during the day and then going to repair the road at night. until the road to Hades is repaired. ”
Lin Yi replied: "The ignorant are not guilty, and they have already been punished anyway." I have seen the sincerity of Shangqingguan, and I am now discouraged, so be it. ”
Master Changkong sent a "thank you" emoji and replied: "Lord Sober is magnanimous, and the old Taoist has thanked the Lord for forgiving for several evil obstacles. ”
"So be it......"
"I take the liberty to ask, Mr. Lin Yi, in fact, he is sober in the world."
Qingyang Dao Chief, who was helping with typing, looked up at his master.
Master Changkong said coldly, Lin Yi almost threw away his mobile phone, but he already had experience in dealing with the waistcoat in a row, and replied: "The mage has more vision than those Taoist priests. ”
Seeing Lin Yi's reply, Daoist Qingyang was stunned on the spot.
Blue Star, Xia Guo.
The oncology ward is filled with the smell of disinfectant water unique to the hospital. The ward is a single room with all the facilities, warm and comfortable.
But for Lu Yao, who is alone, it is a place where no one cares about waiting for death.
He was terminally ill of cancer, and he had survived by willpower until now, but only for a few more days.
At this moment, Lu Yao was lying on the hospital bed, staring at the water cup on the bedside table in a daze, wanting to drink saliva.
But he tried his best, but he couldn't get his body out of the hospital bed. The severe pain and debilitation made this incomparably simple thing a luxury.
At this time, a gloating voice sounded: "Cousin~ You are really embarrassed." Even drinking saliva has to count on alms. ”
A handsome young man sat leisurely in front of the hospital bed, crossed Erlang's legs, his eyes smiling.
"Please, how about I give you a drink?"
Lu Yao was expressionless and didn't say a word. Since losing the ability to take care of himself, a group of relatives have seen a lot of faces, not bad for this one.
The man got up, took the water cup in his hand and handed it over, "Cousin, don't be angry, I'm kidding, you are so good to me, I can still feed you saliva." ”
After speaking, he slowly poured the water in the water cup on Lu Yao's pale and emaciated face.
Choked, Lu Yao coughed a few times weakly, but fortunately, a small amount of water flowed through his throat, giving him a little strength to speak:
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"Zhang Xin, why? I have never offended you. You went to study in the Star Alliance countries, or I funded it! ”
Zhang Xin put down the water cup and said unhurriedly: "Who made you so old-fashioned, just to transport some cold medicine, and not break the law, you have to do everything possible to stop it." ”
A hint of understanding flashed on Lu Yao's face, and he said, "Zhang Xin, you garbage, dogs can't change eating." Transporting cold medicines abroad to refine drugs...... Ahem......"
Zhang Xin took off his tie and said with a smile: "Don't spew blood, I'm an internationally renowned entrepreneur." When I returned to China this time, the 'Provincial Investment Promotion Bureau' also called to welcome me~"
Lu Yao sighed, he couldn't do anything now, so he simply closed his eyes and stopped talking, quietly waiting for death to come.
But Zhang Xin didn't want his cousin, who was suffering from illness and was about to die, to get better. He approached and whispered: Xiu Shu
"Cousin~ Actually, the main reason for my return to China this time is to see you and tell you - your cancer was caused by me~"
Lu Yao suddenly opened his eyes, "What did you say!" ”
Zhang Xin smiled and took out a lead box and opened it, inside was a strange triangular ornament, only the size of a palm, and in the middle was an eye-like pattern, which looked very old.
"Familiar, right? This is a genuine antique that I gave you with my own hands. I've mixed it with a little radioactive material, and if you come into contact with it for a long time, you'll be the same person you are now. ”
Lu Yao immediately recognized that this was an antiquity that he liked very much, placed on the desk every day, and played with it from time to time, but he didn't expect it to be a life-threatening thing!
He stretched out his withered arm and grabbed the arm of the person in front of him! "You ......"
"Don't get excited~ Cousin, my suit is very expensive." Zhang Xin easily took Lu Yao's hand, carefully picked up the lead box, and stuffed the radioactive ornament into his arms.
"I'm on a plane, I have to go first. Keep this as a souvenir, and have a chance to go to your grave again~"
After speaking, Zhang Xin calmly got up and left. Before leaving, he turned back and winked playfully. He was originally a boy and a girl, and his demeanor and movements at this time were actually a little coquettish.
The bodyguard was very discerning and hurriedly opened the door of the ward. At the same time, use the wireless headset to contact colleagues and start the car in advance.
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Lu Yao could only collapse weakly on the bed, covered in sharp pain like piercing his heart and bones, as well as endless remorse and unwillingness.
But soon, the severe pain gradually disappeared, and only numbness remained, and Lu Yao vaguely heard his deceased parents calling him.
Just when Lu Yao's body was getting more and more floating, and he was about to lose consciousness, his chest suddenly became hot, waking him up.
I took out the triangular ornament from my bosom and found that it was hot and glowing!