"Are you talking about high school students with long hair, sweet looks, and small dimples when they laugh......

"Brother Jiang, you also said that you are not the child's father!"

"Okay, I know who it is......"

Master Jiang sneered and hung up the phone.

There is a way in heaven, classmate Xiaojun, you don't go, there is no door in hell, you break in, and I'm worried that I can't find a chance to settle accounts with you.

He stopped a taxi: "Master, Caida East Gate, please hurry up..."

"Nine out of ten accidents," the driver said slowly.

"My baby is about to give birth."

“……”

"Buckle up, lad."

"Okay."

……

"Xiaojun, are you satisfied with what I said?"

The girl wearing a baseball cap and covering the three thousand green silk sat in Jiang Li's position, bored and picking at her delicate nails, and raised her head when she heard this: "A little dissatisfied." ”

"What's not satisfied? Is this statement detrimental to innocence, I will definitely change it next time! ”

"No, I actually prefer little boys."

"Understood."

Lao Wang's editor sent the good news to Jiang Li: [Brother Jiang, it's wrong, it's not a mother and daughter, it's a mother and son. 】

Master Jiang's old man sitting in a taxi on his subway mobile phone face: Can this chromosome change from X to Y?

The little fat brother who shrank to the side trembled, but when he saw Lao Wang's behavior of eating inside and out, he couldn't help but spit and said: "Brother Jiang usually treats you well, but you are ......"

Lao Wang sneered: "What do you know? ”

"Two weeks ago, I was an undercover agent."

"Start with you and the little girl who sells tea?" The little fat brother took a hissed breath: "What benefits did she give you?" ”

"Not much." Jun Qingyue took over with a smile and said, "It's just two sets of limited edition Lego. ”

"You can also betray your brother, I'm ashamed to be with you!" The little fat brother scolded while secretly typing: [Brother Jiang, there is an internal ghost, terminate the transaction. 】

Not long ago, he witnessed Lao Wang welcoming the girl in like a dog, and then took the initiative to ask the girl to find a reason to trick Brother Jiang back.

Xiaobai also wanted to hug Lao Wang to stop his behavior, but was moved to tears by the girl in front of him, "I will introduce you to a girl from a good family, and I promise that I will not green you", and became a member of the dog's legs.

From that moment on, he knew the day of 312... It's changed.

Feeling the girl's gaze, the little fat brother swallowed and said, "Unless you give me a wife, don't want me to turn back..."

"Really?"

Jun Qingyue said with a smile, and took out two colorful magazines from her back: "Then do you want a wife?" ”

"Brand new and unopened~"

？？！

Looking at that beautiful face, the little fat brother suddenly thought of the combination of angels and devils, and it was not inconsistent at all to put it on the girl.

Xiaobai, who has never spoken, persuaded: "You just go from it, Xiaojun's classmate is your own person..."

The trembling body of the little fat brother finally relaxed, deleted the words in the chat box, and changed to: [Brother Jiang, sister-in-law Jiang is in danger, return quickly. 】

Jiang Li: [......]

Lao Wang patted him on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up: "You drop, big good person." ”

The little fat brother couldn't bear to close his eyes, leaving a tear of struggle: Jiang Sang, the cherry blossoms in my hometown have bloomed, and I am going to accompany my wife back to my hometown......

"Then it's up to you tonight." Jun Qingyue smiled sweetly.

"Don't worry, I'm here, Brother Jiang doesn't want to enter this gate tonight."

"If you don't feel at ease, we'll go and change the locks now, and make sure that Brother Jiang can't get in even if he has the key."

"Dare to ask Sister-in-law Jiang if she wants to spend the night outside with Brother Jiang tonight?"

Jun Qingyue and Lao Wang Xiaobai looked at the little fat brother at the same time.

Brother Chubby was a little weak-hearted: What's wrong? I said... Isn't that right? ”

"Xiaojun, there are bad people in the crowd!" Old King Road.

"It's not me, it's someone else~"

Jun Qingyue waved her hand and walked briskly to the door: "Please, everyone, I must let Mr. Jiang go home tonight, this is a matter of his lifelong happiness..."

The three of them looked at each other and nodded.

"Bye-bye~"

"Xiaojun, walk slowly..."

"Goodbye."

“……”

After waiting for the girl to leave, the little fat brother closed the door of the dormitory, and then shook Lao Wang's body vigorously: "Say it quickly!" What else have you done to be sorry for Brother Jiang! ”

"Didn't you listen to Xiaojun? This is something that benefits Brother Jiang. Lao Wang said confidently.

"Where do you start?"

"Didn't you notice that it was strange for him to come back in the afternoon? In the past, if he refused a girl's confession, what would he do? ”

The old king said with a Taoist analysis: "If you want me to say, Brother Jiang panicked after being confessed today......"

"it!" The little fat brother ate the shocking melon, and the guilt in his heart disappeared in an instant: "Who confessed it?" ”

Lao Wang whispered: "There are only a few girls who have come into contact with Brother Jiang, guess ...... yourself."

"Then what did this Xiaojun classmate do when he came here on a special trip?"

"What else can I do to let a straight man know in advance that he can't go back to the dormitory, so that he doesn't miss the opportunity..."

"I can't go back to the dormitory, and no one is with me to open the dark, where else can Brother Jiang go?"

Lao Wang said quietly.

……

Jiang Li met Jun Qingyue on the way back to the dormitory, and the girl lowered her head and walked in a hurry.

"Jun Qingyue, don't think I can't recognize you with a hat!"

The girl pressed the brim of her hat very low, and when she saw that she was distinguished, she didn't continue to pretend, she took it off generously, scattered her long hair, and said with a smile: "It turns out that Mr. Jiang is so familiar with me~"

"Huh." Master Jiang sneered: "That's not it, what about the child's father......"

"That's what your roommate said, not me......" Seeing the young man approaching step by step, the girl's eyes rolled slightly, looking for a way to escape.

"There are two accounts to settle today." Jiang Li blocked the girl's way, pinched her knuckles, and clicked.

"The first stroke, say! Did you deliberately spray perfume on me in the morning? ”

"Huh?" Jun Qingyue pretended to be stupid and said, "Why should I do it on purpose? ”

Master Jiang looked at the girl suspiciously, seeing that her expression did not seem to be fake, he couldn't help but wonder if he was too careful, could it be that the girl really didn't have the idea of framing him, everything was a coincidence?

"Then the second one, why don't you stay in school well, what are you doing in Caida?"

"I came to the dormitory to look for you, but you weren't there, so I'll ask your roommate to help~"

"Helping is such a help?"

"Who knows what your roommate thinks?"

Jun Qingyue blinked again: "But that's not the case, you won't come back so soon, it's only been ten minutes......

"You want to see me, why are you running so fast..."

Master Jiang tugged at the girl's hat to prevent her from running away.

“……”

"Don't have anything to say?"

Master Jiang smiled and clenched his fists: "Say!" What kind of machinations are you? ”

"You can be able to swoop for a long time if I punch down......"

"Girl, you can do it too?!"

"This fist is called Dawei Tianlong, and it specializes in beating a little goblin like you who eats people and doesn't spit out bones!"