Chapter Twenty-Eight: Learn Cross Talk
"Teacher Huang, I have always had a question in my heart that I want to ask you."
"You ask."
"Why didn't you let us fall in love when we were in school?" Hai Qing asked with a smile on her face.
"You wronged me with this, I only asked you not to fall in love in your freshman year, and I didn't say it again in your sophomore year......." Huang Shi said that he did not carry this pot.
"Why didn't you say it, you forgot? Just because of your words, I haven't been in a relationship once in four years of college."
"You haven't talked about it? Do you have to tell me the names of all the people?" Huang Shi put down the teacup and looked at his student Hai Qingdaodao with a smile.
"Master, I was wrong."
Seeing that the apprentice admitted his mistake, Huang Shi changed the topic with a smile on his face, "When they graduated, I rehearsed the graduation drama "The Man Who Sent the Ice" for them, and Mr. He also went to see that play, and I had an idea at that time, I wanted to lay this stage with this brick from the ground, so that everyone would step on this red brick floor when they entered."
"It makes you feel like you're stepping on stage." He Mian said in a chord on the side.
Huang Shi nodded and said, "Yes, when I inquired, it cost 10,000 yuan to lay these red bricks, and the money is quite high for more than 90 years, and it happened that the experimental theater next to the small theater was being demolished, and a few boys in the class said to me: There is a toilet over there, it is red brick, can we push it?"
At that time, I thought that this place would be demolished anyway, so I told them to push it, and after pushing, the boys in the class began to move the bricks back, and I remember that it suddenly rained in the sky, and everyone stood in the rain and lined up in a relay to carry the bricks back.
After transporting it back, the cement was knocked off the bricks, washed directly with rainwater, and then laid in the theater, although it has been more than 20 years, this scene is still very clearly engraved in my mind, as if it happened yesterday."
After saying this past, Huang Shi, who had opened the conversation box, took a few sips of tea, moistened his throat, and continued to talk about the past: "When I graduated and stayed in school to teach their class, there was a graduation report in my junior year, and I said at that time that this kind of thing can't be reported in school, and it must face the real audience, the kind of person who spends money, has a critical eye, and can point out faults mercilessly.
So, I went to the school to ask for some funds, rented the North Terracotta Horse Division Qingyi Small Theater, there was no publicity, and there was no place to sell tickets, at that time I remember that it was winter in December, I took students to sell tickets on the streets of Sanlitun every night, a ticket sold for ten yuan, and when I saw people, I asked: Do you watch a drama?
At that time, on Sanlitun Street, there were people selling everything, such as paintings, flowers, discs, songs, and gadgets........
Suddenly a group of children came here to sell tickets, I remember very well that one day, there was a boss who came out and said: Mr. Huang, let the students come in, I will get them some hot tea to go to the cold, warm their bodies, no money, I have been on this street for so many years, or the first time I have seen a group of children selling tickets here for their own ideals.
He called a group of us to the shop and made a pot of hot tea, and I will never forget the feeling of that day, and then the street was demolished, and I couldn't find the owner even if I wanted to, and I don't know where he went." ….
Speaking of which, Huangshi was a little inexplicably sad.
People or things in this world are sometimes so wonderful, although some people meet in Pingshui and have shallow friendships, but they can always make people unforgettable from time to time.
A group of people talked in the pergola until twelve o'clock in the evening, and then got up and went into the house to take a bath and sleep.
The next morning, Huang Shi and Gu Anchen met Ren Zhong and Hai Qing on the way back to the mushroom lonely house.
These two came out early in the morning for a walk and breathed fresh air.
"Let's go, take you two around the village." Huang Shi, who was sweating profusely, said with a smile to his apprentice Hai Qing and his friend Ren Zhong.
"Thank you, Mr. Huang."
When Huang Shi took Haiqing and Ren Zhong around the village, Gu An returned to the mushroom lonely house alone.
At the same time, Yue Yunpeng, who had called last night, was taking a car to the mushroom house.
"Teacher Yue, you can squint for a while and call you when you get to the place."
The staff of the program team noticed that Yue Yunpeng looked sleepy, and after yawning again and again, he said intimately.
"Thanks, I'm up too early today, and I can't bear it."
After speaking, Yue Yunpeng tilted his head, closed his eyes, and pretended to sleep.
After Gu An finished washing, Huang Shi, Hai Qing, and Ren Zhong came back from outside.
"Booming ......." Suddenly, the sound of the trunk rubbing against the ground came into the ears of Gu An and the others.
"It's so early, Xiao Yueyue." Huang Shi and Yue Yunpeng have made movies together, and they are also old acquaintances.
"Come and eat dumplings early." As he spoke, Yue Yunpeng put the suitcase on the ground, opened the suitcase and took out an album and pen from it, came to Gu An, and said with a smile on his face, "Teacher Gu, this is what you promised me.........
Gu An smiled, took the pen in Yue Yunpeng's hand, and signed his stage name with Long Feifeng.
"Teacher Huang, Teacher Gu, and Teacher He?" Yue Yunpeng saw that the members of the mushroom lonely house were not together, so he asked.
"Not up yet."
"Not up yet!?" Yue Yunpeng's face was full of surprise, he deliberately got up early today.
"Teacher Yue, if you are sleepy, you can go to bed and sleep for a while."
"Thank you, Mr. Gu, I really have to sleep for a while, I filmed yesterday and didn't sleep until more than three o'clock this morning."
When Yue Yunpeng entered the room to rest, He Xian, Li Yuchang, and Xianxun just got up.
After the three of them said hello to Yue Yunpeng, they went into the bathroom one after another to wash.
By the time they came out after washing, Yue Yunpeng was already lying on the bed and snoring.
"Teacher He, you take Gu An, Chang Chang, Zihan, Ren Zhong, and Xianxun to pick some water chestnuts and come back."
"Okay."
Water chestnut is an aquatic plant, picking it, it must be in the water, Gu An and the others put on water clothes, hats and gloves, held a wooden basin, and went to a pool not far from the mushroom house.
"Why not? Haven't they grown yet?" Hu Xianxun searched for a long time but didn't find water chestnut.
"It's grown, this is..." Gu An took the freshly picked water chestnut in his hand and let the big guy take a look.
After seeing the appearance of water chestnut, everyone soon began to pick it, and the number of water chestnuts in the wooden pot became more and more. ….
After picking about two pots, Gu An and the others returned to the mushroom house.
At this time, Huangshi has just finished lunch, making spicy and delicious fried noodles.
Gu An drank two bowls in a row, and after feeling a little sleepy, he said hello to the others and went into the house to take a nap.
Seeing this, Yue Yunpeng said with some embarrassment, "Can I not wash the dishes, I want to sleep......
"Go ahead, just put the bowl here, we'll brush it later, and just come here and treat ourselves as masters."
Hearing He Mian say this, Yue Yunpeng immediately pretended to say, "After eating in a while, remember to clean up here, I'll check it when I wake up."
"Okay, no problem."
When Gu An and Yue Yunpeng were asleep, Hai Qing and Hu Xianxun left the mushroom lonely house because they had to catch the afternoon plane, had eaten and washed the bowls.
Ren Zhong didn't have much to do, so he stayed here for an extra day.
Huang Shi and He Jian saw that Gu An and Yue Yunpeng were sleeping soundly in the boys' room, so they didn't go into the house to disturb them, and lay down on the mat in the living room to rest.
After less than an hour's rest, the phone in the living room suddenly rang.
"Hey, hello, this is the Mushroom Lonely House." The call was answered by He Mian.
"Hello, it's a waiter, we're going to order."
Hearing this familiar and unceremonious voice, He Xian asked with a smile, "Are you looking for Teacher Huang?" He's right next to me, or I'll let him talk to you?"
"No, no, I just told you." opposite side
The man was afraid that Huang Shi would say something to him, so he hurriedly refused.
"Okay, what do you order?"
"I'm coming to dinner with my father....." Suddenly, a childish voice came into He Xian's ears.
The voice sounded like a child, but He guessed who the other person was, and among the friends he knew, there was a singer who could do it.
"Bring us a fish." The first flying guest to speak before deliberately changed his emphasis and said to He Xian.
"Okay, let's talk about it later."
"What? After the guest has ordered, shouldn't you say, "Okay, please wait?" The person on the other side was speechless.
"Okay, please wait a minute, I'll talk about it later. Are there any other requirements?" At the end of the words, He Mian asked politely.
"Can I order another chicken?" The childlike voice came again.
"Chicken has it, no problem, but fish and chicken, you can only choose the same."
"Then chicken."
"Okay, what time are you coming?"
"About half an hour."
"So soon, can you come back in an hour, we want to take a nap." He was joking at the person on the other end of the phone.
"But...... But we're already on our way." The owner of the first voice said in a somewhat helpless tone.
"You should have air conditioning in your car, why don't you let the driver take you for a ride around the village, let us take a nap, and then you can come back in an hour?"
"Huh?"
Of course, the person on the other side knew that He Xian was joking, but he was also willing to cooperate.
After the phone call, He Mian lay down on the mat on the ground again, and people are particularly prone to sleepiness in summer.
In less than ten minutes, He Xian and several people fell asleep on the mat. ….
At the same time, Zhang Shaogang took Mao Xiaoyi and Zhou Sen and dragged their suitcases towards the mushroom lonely house.
"The service attitude of the mushroom lonely house is really getting worse and worse now, last season, I came out to welcome me before I got to the door, and this time I didn't even have a ...... figure," Zhang Shaogang complained as he walked.
When they came to the gate of the courtyard, Zhang Shaogang and the three of them took a look at the courtyard, but there was no one.
"Too much, isn't it?" As he spoke, Zhang Shaogang directly pushed open the courtyard door.
Huang Shi in the house was the first to hear the movement outside, and he got up and called out to He Xian and the others.
"Teacher Huang, I haven't seen you for a long time." When Zhang Shaogang saw Huangshi, he wanted to go up and give him a hug.
Unexpectedly, Huang Shi directly and ruthlessly dodged and shook hands with Mao Xiaoyi and Zhou Sen behind him.
"Teacher Huang, where is Gu An?" Compared with the others in the mushroom lonely house, Mao Xiaoyi is more familiar with Gu An, the two have recorded "Singer-Songwriter" together, and when Gu An got married, Mao Xiaoyi also went to the wedding.
"Sleeping in the house, Teacher He called him to go."
As soon as the words fell, He Xian took Gu An and Yue Yunpeng out of the boys' bedroom.
"Teacher Mao, here." Gu An raised his hand to say hello to Mao Xiaoyi.
Then a few people introduced each other, and then sat in the living room and chatted, this time it was relatively early before dinner, and there was nothing to do in the afternoon, so they could only turn on the air conditioner in the house, chatting, and consuming time.
Chatting and chatting, He Xian and Peng Yu wanted to talk to Yue Yunpeng about a cross talk.
The rest of Gu An and a few of them acted as spectators.
"Which of you two is teasing, and who is holding you?"
"I'll be a heel." He Jian felt that there should be fewer words to praise and be easy to learn.
"Then I'll cooperate with you first." Yue Yunpeng was ready to teach him little by little.
Yue Yunpeng: "What about performing here?"
He Yin: "Well, long time no see."
Yue Yunpeng: "Dare to ask your surname?"
He Yin: "Don't have your surname He."
"No, no, no.... The same cannot be said.
Yue Yunpeng waved his chubby hand and said.
"What do you say?"
"You should say: Don't dare, the cheap surname is He ......"
At this time, just when Huang Shi came to the living room from the kitchen, He Yan looked at him and said with a look of grievance: "Teacher Huang, I am not happy at the first sentence, you listen to what Yue Yue wants me to say, let me say that I am cheap."
"Come, I'll give you a paragraph, you say it first....." As he spoke, Huang Shi came to Yue Yunpeng.
"Dare to ask your last name?"
"Don't dare, the cheap surname is Yue."
Yue Yunpeng: .........
Huang Shi will not be able to rectify it directly to Yue Yunpeng this time.
Fortunately, Huang Shi just came over to tease Yue Yunpeng, and after teasing, he went back to his own business.
"Teacher He, this cross talk is called "Mo Man'er", Man'er refers to the meaning of the surname, and we are going to revolve around your surname." Yue Yunpeng specially told He Xian what the theme of this cross talk was.
After listening, He Mian nodded and said, "Okay, I understand, let's start."
"Dare to ask your surname?"
"Don't dare, cheap surname He."
Yue Yunpeng: "I understand, you don't dare to see the person surnamed He, I also asked, you must owe someone money." If you don't pay your debts, guys, this person is not very good."
"What shall I say?" He Mian asked Yue Yunpeng for advice.
"You just said, what do you mean, I don't understand, my surname is He, it's not that I don't dare to see the surname He........
"Got it, let's move on." Listening to Yue Yunpeng's explanation, He Xianmao suddenly opened, "What do you mean, I don't understand, my surname is He."
Yue Yunpeng: "Surname He? You have a foreign surname, but there is no such surname in "Hundred Family Names".
He Mian asked rhetorically, "How can there be no family names in the hundred families?"
"Don't fool me, I can memorize the surnames of the hundred families." Yue Yunpeng's face was determined.
He Mian smiled slightly and said, "Since you will, then you have one."
"Come on, listen well, Zhao Qian Sun He?"
"It's wrong, it's Zhao Qian Sun Li." He Mian corrected Yue Yunpeng's mistake in time.
Yue Yunpeng didn't seem to hear it, and continued to fold his fingers and said, "Zhou Wu Zhenghe? Feng Chen Chuhe? Jiang Shen Han He? None of this?"
"You have to go back, not in front."
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