Chapter 41: Experience
"Everyone, I am Xing Yusen, the eleventh generation purple-clothed head catcher of the Yamen of Seven Heroes Town." Xing Zhutouhuan customer stack everyone, solemnly introduced their identities.
As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the inn was opened again, and an old acquaintance of Sha Yi walked in.
This person is the money shopkeeper in "Wulin Gaiden", and he is an old acquaintance with Sha Yi, Yao Chen, and Xing Zhutou.
"Old Qian, why are you here?" Sha Yi asked with a puzzled expression.
The money shopkeeper sighed and said: "Oh, I have a regret, what a great person the money shopkeeper in "Wulin Gaiden", according to the current statement, it is the gold master, and the opening and ending of the film were not cut, I heard that you can help me realize this wish, so I came......
"No problem, as long as there is a production cost."
"No problem with the production fee." The money shopkeeper who is not bad for money means that what money can solve is not called a problem.
At this moment, the door of the inn was opened again, and a middle-aged man dressed as a beggar walked in, "Hey, I can also walk into the Tongfu Inn in a serious way."
In the past, beggars were not allowed to enter the inn, and it was easy to affect the source of customers.
"Beggar Gang Four Bags of Disciple Millet, give you heroes a question mark." Looking at the people in the room, Xiaomi clasped his hands into fists and performed a river and lake etiquette.
"Xiaomi, I haven't seen you for so long, what changes have you made," seeing the old acquaintance, Xing Zhutou greeted happily, "It's still so ugly."
"Hahahaha......"
"Xiaomi, what are you doing this time?"
"I heard that I could be the main character here, so I came." Xiaomi came in a hurry after receiving an invitation to play the leading role.
After all, the chances for him to be the protagonist are too few.
"Coincidentally, I'm also here to be the protagonist, and we have communicated just now, Lao Sha and a few of them play supporting roles."
Next, Xing Putou discussed with Xiaomi and decided to follow the trend to make a pair.
"At the moment we only have one seat, and in order to win multiple seats, all of you will have to go through a test, and only by passing the test can you win multiple seats." The director is back to work.
"Come on."
Waiting for the staff to set up the scene, Gu An and the others sat in a row and waited for the director to test the question.
"There is a very famous theme song "Chivalrous Travel" in "Wulin Gaiden", one sentence per person, not bad, the whole song is sung and passed, there are a total of eight opportunities to challenge...... In order to evoke your memory of this song, we can play it first, and you can listen carefully......
After playing it again, the director specified that it should start singing from chasing the wind.
As an actor, Zhang Xincheng's memory is still very good, and he was the first to sing just now, so it is even more difficult, "Since playing Pangu, it has opened the world~."
Sitting next to Zhang Xincheng was Sha Yi, who sang the lyrics above: "Chivalry in the world is courtesy and righteousness."
followed by Fan Chengcheng, who wanted to fish in troubled waters, humming and chirping in his mouth, and sang: "Winning without a fight is the ideal.....
"Poof", because Fan Chengcheng sang wrongly, Gu An and the others were all sprayed with white smoke.
"What the hell is the third sentence?"
"Victory without a fight is ideal."
"Let's rearrange the position, I believe that you go over there, and you will be in front of ....."....
The seats were readjusted, Gu An and Tang Yan still sat in the middle position, whoever made them both investors, the director naturally arranged for them to be in the core of the shot.
I made it wrong several times in a row, and everyone became familiar with the lyrics.
Half an hour later, the test was finally completed.
At the same time as harvesting the multi-camera amount, the dual-protagonist plot of Xing Putou and Xiaomi officially began.
The narration of the story begins: "It is said that because the beggar gang dog beating stick was stolen, Xiaomi and Xing Yusen were ordered to arrest the thief, and during the arrest process, Xing Yusen's attitude towards the thief changed, and the two became suspicious."
The camera flashed and switched to Xiaomi's face, and he clasped his fists in both hands and said, "All brothers in the four seas
Brother."
"Kyushu Fangyuan is one family." Xing Yusen took the second half of the sentence without thinking.
Millet held a bowl, looked at Xing Yusen and said, "What is this?"
Xing Yusen said helplessly, "Life-saving grace."
Millet asked again, "Why do you have that?"
Xing Yusen: "I can't help myself."
With a "snap", Xiaomi slapped his palm on the table in front of him with an angry face, "You are ungrateful!"
At this time, Yang Di, who was in charge of describing everyone's mental activities, took a piece of paper and began to read Xing Yusen's mental activities: "Mother, why did I pull out the knife? How can I do it to Xiaomi? He has a great deal of food for me.....
As Yang Di read this mental activity, Xing Yusen's hand holding the knife kept trembling.
After reading Xing Yusen's mental activities, Yang Di continued to read Xiaomi's, "Why did he still draw a knife, what should I do now?" Should I run out?"
This was followed by the mental activity of the thief Saint Shayi, "Ah, he was pointed, Millet was pointed at by a knife, he was pointed at by a knife.......
[In view of the general environment, after this is over, Yang Di hurriedly read the mental activities of chasing the wind, this is really not a moment to rest, he is a little out of breath, "If they fight, who should I help? No, I forgot that I was in the yamen, and I couldn't participate in fights and brawls in society, so I would have watched the show........
At this moment, Zhuang Dafei, who played Zhu Wushuang, walked in from outside, and Yang Di quickly switched to her psychological activities, "Hey, what's going on? Why did you turn your face? Why is the atmosphere so stiff? Then I'll watch a good show, too."
"God, I beg you, don't fight in my shop, just pretending to repair ......" This is the voice of the shopkeeper Tong played by Tang Yan.
Fan Chengcheng, who was holding Sha Yi's arm, looked at Xiaomi with a look of adoration, "Oh my God! Xiaomi, I'm really impressed with you, you're still so calm at this time, you're really handsome, you're really my superstar.....
While carrying out mental activities, he punched Sha Yi's chest with his small fist.
Gu An took a fan and slapped Lu Xiucai played by Fan Chengcheng, "Xiucai, what kind of eyes are you, it's obviously me who is more handsome......
"This is not right, I have to say something, what am I talking about? He kept getting the ..... that was pointed at me, and the millet that was pointed at by the knife became more and more nervous.
"I'm sorry, Xiaomi, I regret it, I want to take back my knife....." Xing Yusen regretted holding the knife and pointing it at his savior. ….
I wanted to see the lively chasing wind, but when I saw that Xiaomi and Xing Yusen hadn't done it yet, I was a little anxious, "What are you thinking, why don't you start fighting, if you don't start fighting, I'll leave if you don't start fighting, hurry up and fight."
After thinking for a while, Xing Yusen suddenly put away the knife, slapped his palm on the table, pointed at the life-saving benefactor Xiaomi, and shouted in a low voice, "With me today, you can't take away the thief."
Millet said with an angry face, "He stole my beggar's dog-beating stick, I have to take him away..."
"Huh? Xiaomi, it turns out that you are here to seize the exhibition hall, quickly protect the exhibition hall." The others in the inn finally knew Xiaomi's purpose at this time.
Naturally, Sha Yi would not sit still, and immediately used his unique trick "Sunflower Point Aculateral"
"Wait...." At the critical moment, Xing Putou was worried that Xiaomi would be injured, so he took Sha Yi's attack for him.
When Xiaomi saw that Xing Putou was injured, he was immediately furious, and used the beggar gang's peerless "Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending"
This palm technique is extremely powerful, and one move will seriously injure Gu An and the others.
"Lao Xing, Lao Xing, are you okay?"
Xing Zhutou was about to reply, but suddenly saw Pinggu sit up a little, holding a hidden weapon and shooting at Xiaomi.
"Be careful!" Xing Zhutou once again blocked an attack for Xiaomi.
This time, Xing Zhutou was dying, looking like he was dying.
The heartbroken millet beat Pinggu to death with one move.
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Xiaomi, I always remember your life-saving grace.......
"Card!" This scene officially ended, and the dream of Xing Zhutou and Xiaomi's protagonist was also realized.
"Okay, our crew meal has arrived, everyone please go to the room on the third floor to eat the crew meal."
"Okay, thank you."
The group walked down the stairs to the third floor, which was covered with some props left over from the filming of "Wulin Gaiden".
"It's time for the crew to have dinner, and we've prepared a free lunch box for everyone, but whether you can eat it or not depends on your efforts....
Next, we have to consolidate everyone's lines and prepare a test for the actors in "Wulin Gaiden", let's guess the character name of "Wulin Gaiden" first, let's go by group....
For example, we will have three photos in the Da Yao group, and if you all answer correctly, you will pass, each of which will only be three seconds, and if you answer it in more than three seconds, you will fail, and if you answer incorrectly, the speed of eating will become longer later, now you decide which team to start?"
Now Yao Chen, Xiaomi, and Xing catch the first group; Sha Yi, Tang Yan, and Gu An are a group; Yang Di, Zhang Xincheng, Fan Chengcheng, and Zhuang Dafei are a group.
"Let Yang Di and them start first, there are many of them." The other two teams have always decided to start with Yang Di's team.
"Alright, ready to start."
As soon as the words fell, a photo of the characters of "Wulin Gaiden" appeared on the TV screen in front of the three groups of people.
"Mo Xiaobei." Zhuang Dafei blurted out.
"Correct."
The second photo followed suit.
"Millet."
"True, continue."
Yang Di looked at it for a long time and didn't see who this was, "Who the hell is this?"
"Du Zijun, marry Yang Huilan."
The challenge of Yang Di's group failed, and the fast son lengthened a bit, and then it was Gu An's turn to be in their group.
"Second group, prepare." ….
"This is ......" Gu An hurriedly took a look at the memory in his head, "Sai Diao Chan".
"Correct."
After the second photo came out, Tang Yan couldn't help laughing, it was so easy to guess, the person in the photo was sitting next to her, "Bai Zhantang".
"Wrong."
"Why?" Tang Yan looked puzzled, the photo is Sha Yi, and the role played by Sha Yi in the play is called Bai Zhantang.
"This is not Bai Zhantang, this is another character created by Mr. Sha Yi in the distance, Huang Doudou."
"Huh?"
"The second group failed, the tachyon lengthened, and now the third group begins."
"Guo... Giant."
"That's right."
"Xiaoqing."
"Correct."
"Senior Brother Dog."
"Okay, all the members of the third group answered correctly, and the fast son remained the same, now the first group starts."
At the end of the first round, start again with the first group of Yang Di them.
"Zhuang Dafei, guess first."
"Guo Furong." This is very simple, Yao Chen himself is sitting here, there is no difficulty.
"Fan Chengcheng, it's time for you to guess."
"Mrs. Money." This is what Yang Di reminded Fan Chengcheng, otherwise he really didn't know who it was.
"What does she do?" The director did not let Fan Chengchenghu get over easily.
"She's the money shopkeeper's wife."
"Come, Nobunsei, guess who this is?"
"Pinggu is a little red." This is not difficult, this role Yang Di played for a day today.
"Director, you can't do this, it's all so simple, give Yang Di a difficult ........." Sha Yi saw that the first group was about to pass the level, and immediately asked the director to increase the difficulty.
When a photo appeared, three names flashed in Yang Di's mind in an instant, and he said them all in one breath, "Ji is lifeless, Ji is sick, and Ji is weak."
"Pick one."
"Ji Wu....... Sickness." Yang Diyu
After a moment's pause, he said the name he felt most like.
"Correct. All the members of the first group answered correctly, and now it is the turn of the second group, and Mr. Sha Yi will start first."
"This is Lu ..... Elegant...... This is Zhan Hongyan!" Sha Yi almost said it wrong.
"It's time, Mr. Shayi, you're running out."
"It was just brewing."
"It's been too long, it's been more than three seconds, speeder."
The second group ended at the beginning, and Gu An and Tang Yan hadn't played yet.
"The third group prepares."
"This is Li Dazui's mother........"
"No, this is Bai Zhantang's mother."
"Yes, yes, Aunt Bai."
"No, it's Bai Sanniang."
Xing Zhutou didn't guess correctly this time, and the third group also failed, and the fast son was lengthened.
"Okay, we're done with the first round of the game, thank you to every actor in "Wulin Gaiden" for their wonderful performances, which have brought you so many years of happiness......
Our next second round is the classic lines of "Wulin Gaiden", give the previous sentence to the next sentence, rush the answer system, all of us will stand up at that time, each person who answers correctly, sit down and one person, and which group of people in the end will speed up the most......
Please all stand!"
"Question 1: The bitter sea is boundless, and the shore is the shore, and the shore is ...... According to Buddhism, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, a Buddha..... Buddhism is boundless and universalizes all sentient beings, and ..... Business is easy to die and fearful, afraid of ......"
Yang Di immediately raised his hand and said, "It is said that there will be rain tomorrow!"
This line is Mo Xiaobei's original words in the play, and Yang Di answered correctly, so he can sit down and enjoy the performances of others.
"That..... Yang Di's question is not considered as your correct answer, because Teacher Xiaomi raised his hand at the same time as you to answer this question just now, so it is invalid."
"Huh?" Yang Di looked confused, he just sat down, and thought that he could watch other people's performances with peace of mind, but he didn't expect Bai to be happy.
"Please listen to the second question: The little one catches the head of Yan Da, please say goodbye....
Help me take care of my seventh uncle and grandfather........ People are here, you take care of yourself.
Look at the knives! Help!"
"Seventh Uncle and Grandpa!" Xing Zhutou grabbed ahead of Yang Di and gave the next lines.
Xing Zhutou answered correctly and became the first person to sit down.
"Everyone, please listen to the third question: White Camel Mountain Zhuang Bone Powder, both internal and external use have miraculous effects, take a knife, apply a pack, and pack a second knife if you want to be stabbed; flashed his waist, took a pack, and lived to 200 without showing his old age......
This time, Yang Di, who was full of riveting energy, finally grabbed in front of everyone and raised his hand and replied: "White Camel Mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder.....
"That's right."
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