110 Bigamy is a crime in our country
"Jun, don't be too moved to accompany you to ride the Ferris wheel..."
Master Jiang lowered his head and said with a little melancholy: "You don't want our relationship to deteriorate, right?" ”
“……”
Hearing this, Jun Cixue said arrogantly: "This is not what you should do. ”
The girl had a cold face, and the breeze blew through her little face, both reserved and proud.
Jiang Li's Miss Jun, who called the boss fan, was also very cute, and quipped: "Did you take the route of the boss today?" Something like a man, are you playing with fire? ”
When Jun Cixue heard this, she said, "Do you want me to say, 'Man, you have successfully attracted my attention'?" ”
"Today, Caida Zhiyuan 312, I will leave the door for you." Master Jiang blinked.
"Huh?"
Jiang Li coughed lightly: "Ahem, ahem, everyone is an adult, it's normal to talk about the topic of local friction all night, right?" ”
"For example?"
"For example, how do you think about the big hair beating the second hair......"
"Hey, hey, Jun Cixue, what kind of eyes do you have, isn't it a local friction for the big hair to hit the second hair?!"
"It doesn't count."
"What does that count?" Jiang Li subconsciously followed.
Jun Cixue glanced at him coldly: "Heh." ”
"Let's do this kind of team building again next week." Jiang Li looked at Senior Sister Su who was in a daze on the side and proposed.
"Where?"
"You're the president, you decide, don't worry about me as the vice president all day long." Master Jiang complained silently.
"I'm democratic and can listen to you."
"What about going to climb the mountain?"
"Too much exercise, do you want to make my calves thicker?"
"Let's go to the aquarium!"
"It's better to watch the animal world at home."
Master Jiang: "You still say that you are democratic?" You can't listen to my opinion! ”
"Then let's go skating, it's not a lot of exercise, and it's not boring." Jiang Li proposed again, "When the time comes, let you see what the little prince of ice is." ”
Jun Cixue thought for a moment and nodded lightly: "Vice President Jiang's proposal is good, it's approved." ”
Master Jiang: "......"
The two co-authors agree to listen to you, and they are inconsistent until they agree with you?! This is what you call democracy, Gaddafi does not have your dictatorship!
"Jun-san, do you know how to skate?"
"No, I've been a three-time figure skating champion."
Jiang Xuan was clear: "That's very slippery, then will you Thomas spin and turn 360° in the air?" ”
“……”
Master Jiang sighed with emotion: "You must have met me in the skating competition, otherwise you would have to settle for second place..."
Jun Cixue narrowed her eyes: "Again? ”
"Ahem, ahem, didn't you win the second place in the piano competition before..."Jiang Li explained.
"It's a pity that I wasn't there when Jun's runner-up was the runner-up, and such a precious first time was given to someone else......"
Absentee?
Jun Cixue looked at the young man's unpretentious performance with a smile on the corner of his mouth. It's funny.
The dog's gaze made Jiang Li feel a little weak, he quickly avoided it, and asked the senior sister next to him what he thought: "Oh yes, Senior Sister Su, are you free next week?" ”
"Yes." Su Hexiang thought for a while and said, "But I can't skate." ”
"It's okay, I'll teach you." Jiang Li didn't care.
"Okay." Su Hexiang smiled and glanced at the cold girl in front of her.
Jun Cixue's forehead jumped, a strand of long hair fluttered in the night wind, and the hand shrunk in his pocket loosened and tightened. Provocation, this woman with most of her body is legs must be provoking her!
The topic of the second team building of the Do Not Disturb Society has come to an end. They are now at the main entrance of the entrance, and there are a lot of people coming and going, and there is no shortage of staff who promote Halloween merchandise. After standing in the square for a while, someone with sharp eyes immediately came over.
"Handsome guy, my girlfriend is so beautiful, can you buy her a little devil headdress?"
Master Jiang glanced at the enthusiastic salesman, and said in his heart, where did you see that we are boyfriend and girlfriend, and I am as far away as two fists from the two girls, okay?
"Which one do you guess is my girlfriend?"
"The two little girls are a good match for you, handsome guy, or ...... You buy two, right? ”
Jiang Li laughed angrily when he heard this, and he saw Jun Qingyue and them coming from the crowd with sharp eyes, pointed to the other three girls in the crowd and said, "I am also with them, do you think they are as worthy as me?" ”
The staff looked at the place of his finger and turned his head with a tangled expression: "Or you... Buy five? ”
"Little brother said that bigamy is a crime in my country."
"As long as you don't get married." The salesman obviously won't let go of this fat sheep who has been eyeing him for a long time: "Who hasn't been young and frivolous?" ”
What the hell taught you to be so young and frivolous?! Little brother, you speak so well, do the people in prison know?
"Okay, I won't bother with you, bring me five."
"It's really your girlfriend?" The salesman said in surprise, his face gradually distorted.
"It's like a fake."
"I'm not selling." The salesman rejected Jiang Li's action of scanning the code to pay with dignity, and said loudly: "Although it is not illegal to step on a few boats, this is a distortion of human nature and a degradation of morality!" ”
Master Jiang: "??? ”
Obviously, you just said that this is called young and frivolous, and there is a lot of temperament of a person who is not a romantic teenager, and now you are saying it today, standing on the moral high ground and spitting around? Sure enough, jealousy separates the hostage wall!
Jiang Li took back his mobile phone, looked at the salesman with a smile, and walked to the next couple. Such a small episode naturally didn't affect anything, and Jun Qingyue and the others also came to the entrance to join them smoothly.
"Teacher Jiang, how are you doing in the two-person world with Senior Sister Su?" Jun Qingyue said with a smile.
Master Jiang glanced at a certain little fox who arched the fire, turned his head to look at the little rich woman and said, "You didn't take Sister Xiaolu to do exciting projects, she will be dizzy even when she rides the merry-go-round......"
Yu Yourong nodded: "No, we went to play bumper cars, and we felt like we were going to be knocked out of dinner." ”
Lu Hanhan raised his hand very pitifully: "Bumper cars are not exciting at all, I want to play roller coasters......"
"Come on, you don't count how many pounds and taels you have." Jiang Li knocked on the girl's little head: "This time you have weak legs, I won't carry you back." ”
"Why?" Luzhu asked softly.
"You've grown up." Master Jiang glanced at the girl's figure vaguely, and punned on it.
"But I haven't gotten fat, I don't believe you try ......"
Lu Zhu went around the back of the young man and was eager to try.
"Don't try, the fireworks show is about to start."
"But I really haven't gained weight......" Lu Hanhan was still very aggrieved: "Except... Except that the bust was a little bigger than before when I had a physical examination last time......"
"Alright, don't show off."
Master Jiang noticed Jun Cixue's cold eyes and Xiao Jun's classmate's faint gaze, which stopped a certain little rich woman who was repeatedly jumping sideways on the verge of death.
"I didn't show off, I really only had a ......," Luzhu explained seriously.
Junjia Sister Flower: Girl, you are very brave?