Chapter 61: What is the most
"Now there are three ingredients that need to be told the most story, and the one with the highest number of votes will get the first ingredient - white sea bass."
"Question 1: Share the most embarrassing thing."
The director likes to make trouble, Gu An and they just received a gift from their fellow countrymen, and before they had time to be happy, they had to start distributing ingredients by making games.
"Then I'll tell you about an incident that happened to be the art exam in February a few years ago." Zhuang Dafei wants to eat fish, to be precise, she wants to eat the fish made by Gu An, she wants to win the ingredients, and then ask Gu An to help make it, the little abacus is quite good.
"Okay, you tell me, let's all listen and see how embarrassing it is."
"At that time, I was admitted to the Imperial Capital Comedy Academy, I tried it for the first time, and I was very happy, February 28th is the time for the retest, but when I woke up in the morning, I found that I couldn't open my mouth......" Zhuang Dafei said This situation, Gu An knows and understands, this is a physiological phenomenon that occurs in a stressful situation.
"What do you mean? What's wrong with the jaw?"
"I just slept and woke up, my mandible joint was disordered, I couldn't open my mouth to speak, and the teacher was speechless at that time, and I didn't pass the exam in the end." Zhuang Dafei wanted to take the Chinese drama exam at that time, and this situation occurred, and later went to the Imperial Capital Film Academy.
"It's a pity....." Sha Yi said with a look of regret.
"Lao Sha, what do you mean, we don't have a line requirement at the Tenant Film Academy?" Yao Chen, who was born in the Imperial Capital Film Academy, turned his head and asked his old friend Sha Yi.
"Yes, our film school likes talented children, and Xiaozhuang can speak ventriloquism."
"No, the Imperial Capital Drama Academy has relatively high requirements for lines.....
"Film school is also very high."
Accidentally, people from the two major art academies began to argue about this.
"Is there anything embarrassing to be said?" Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, the host Sha Yi began to control the scene.
"I'll tell you one." Zhang Weiyi of the XX group raised his hand, "Once I went out to eat with Liu Tong, I was in a hurry to go to the toilet, and the toilet was generally subconsciously male left and female right, and then I strayed into the women's toilet that day, which was very embarrassing."
"It's a bit embarrassing to do that." Gu An nodded.
The crown on the side raised his hand at this time and said, "Then if you want to say that, I am actually much more embarrassed than you.....
The crowd cast curious glances.
"When our company moved to Shanghai, didn't we change to a new address, and then we had a toilet on each floor, and the toilets on each floor had cubicles, so I thought that he was a public building for men and women......
But in fact, the first and third floors are men, and the second and fourth floors are women, I went to the women's toilet for three months, and every time I came out of the cubicle, I met a female colleague, because it was a cubicle, the female colleague saw me and greeted me and said: Hi, go to the toilet!
None of my female colleagues told me it was a women's toilet for three months." This incident has made the crown still unable to let go.
He Guangzhi, who is from the same company as Wang Mian, also knew about this, and he said with a smile: "You were red at that time, who dared to remind you, who dared to say you, everyone thought it was the privilege given to you by the boss."
At that time, Wang Mian had just won the championship of the talk show conference, and it was the time when he was fluttering, and he was somewhat in his eyes, and people with a heart naturally would not remind him, and people without a heart were too lazy to pay attention to him, so he only knew that he had been in the women's toilet three months later.
"I've been in a similar situation, but I entered the men's bathhouse by mistake." Yao Chen also began to talk about his most embarrassing things.
"When were you old?" Pan Changjiang asked curiously
"When I was attached to the middle school of the God Capital Dance Academy, the bathhouse of our school was on the third floor for girls and the second floor for boys......
When I went in, wasn't there usually a shower ticket at the door? But when the boy who collected the bath ticket saw me, his eyes were glazed out, and it wasn't until I walked up to him that he let out an oops
The sound of the voice has been waving.....
Then I looked at him very calmly, nodded at him, and walked straight inside, until I walked inside, and when I subconsciously turned my head, I saw a mist steaming.......
"You're all in?" Cai Ming was surprised, and she imagined the exciting scene in her mind.
"Yes, then I pretended to be calm, slowly turned around and walked out, and when I got to the top of the stairs, I ran away......
When Yao Chen finished talking about the most embarrassing thing and made sure that no one was talking about it anymore, Sha Yi opened his mouth and said, "I think Sister Yao Chen raised her hand so embarrassed.....
Yao Chen received a total of seven votes.
"I think the crown raised his hand in embarrassment."
The crown received six votes.
"I felt that Zhang Weiyi raised his hand in embarrassment."
Zhang Weiyi is four votes.
The last Zhuang Dafei also received four votes.
"Congratulations to Sister Yao Chen for getting the ingredient white sea bass."
"Our next ingredient is yellow eel, and we're going to tell you the worst thing."
This time, the first thing I talked about was He Guangzhi, "That is, when I was performing once, in a thousand-seat theater, I fell off the stage during the performance, and then after I stood up, I thought that I was going to have a handsome move to turn around and go on stage, resolve this embarrassment, and hold on for a while.....
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It makes sense, when I grow up, I think about it, who will steal the coffin?"
Indeed, the coffin is not a thief, one is troublesome, and the other is guilty of diaphragm.
After Cai Ming finished speaking, Tang Yan also shared a previous experience of herself, "Once I was on the road, I was walking in the middle of the road, and I was hit by a piece of bird feces and hit the fisherman's hat I was wearing, and I also took a photo to record .......it."
As she spoke, Tang Yan turned on her phone, found the photo, and handed it to Gu An beside her.
"If you don't say it's bird, you thought it was a decoration at first glance, it's very good-looking, it's artistic, and the level of photography is very high, you took it yourself?" Gu An took the mobile phone and looked at it carefully.
"Yes." Tang Yan, who already liked to laugh, laughed even more happily when she heard Gu An's words.
"I have a picture of me taken by Cai Ming on my phone." Speaking of photos, Pan Changjiang also opened his mobile phone and found one, "At that time, Cai Minglao was proud and said: Brother, I took a handsome picture of you. I went home and saw that I wasn't angry."
The photo Pan Changjiang showed was a photo of his facial features unclear and unrecognizable, which made the big guys happy.
"It suddenly occurred to me that once I was filming, because I was short-sighted, I had to take off the contact lens before going to bed at night, and I put it in the contact lens care box, just that small one, two.....
When I wake up in the morning, I have to wear contact lenses, and when I open them, I see that the two contact lenses are neatly cut by scissors, and I don't know why." Tang Yan always thought that this was a man-made malicious incident, but she didn't find who it was.
"The reason for this is very simple, it may be that the care solution is too full, the contact lens floats up, and the back of your cover is covered with the contact lens, and it is directly clipped." When Gu An was in the sports school before, the people in the dormitory had experienced such a thing, so he knew about such a situation.
"Is that so? I thought that the words behind ......" were not suitable to say in front of the camera, Tang Yan stopped talking about this, she was 100% convinced by Gu An's words now, and she felt that everything she said was right.
"One thing comes to mind, too." Yang Di also thought of one of her own experiences, "It seems that when I was in junior high school, I was not short in the class when I was in the first year of junior high school, but I didn't grow long later, so I am now of average height.......
One day during recess, when I was going down the stairs, two junior high school boys came across from me, they were very close, I passed between them, and one of the boys turned to look at me, and then walked up to me and slapped me directly.......
At that time, I didn't know why he wanted to beat me, and after beating me, they left directly, and I went downstairs and met my sister, who looked at the slap marks on my face and asked me what was wrong.....
Then my sister found the man to tell him clearly, and then I went back to the classroom, and at the end of the class, I saw another boy coming at the door, and as soon as I walked out of the classroom, the man came running and kicked me.....
At that moment, I exploded directly, and there were many people around at that time, most of whom were watching the excitement.......
This situation mentioned by Yang Di will exist in almost every school.
"I think Sister Cai Mingming is talking about the most peculiar thing, please raise your hand."
Cai Ming received six votes.
"If you think Tang Yan said something strange, please raise your hand."
Tang Yan also received six votes.
"If you think Yang Di said something peculiar, please raise your hand."
Yang Di's story was unanimously approved, maybe everyone has a sense of sympathy.
"Congratulations to Yang Di for getting the ingredient Qishanyuan Black Chicken."
"Let's go, let's cook."
"The rest of us can help them."
Although the ingredients were distributed to others, the chef of this meal in the evening was Gu An, and everyone else was helping him, who let him cook delicious food.
"Guangzhi, Teacher Cai Ming and I especially want to ask you a question." Pan Changjiang suddenly asked He Guangzhi, who was chopping chicken.
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Teacher, you ask."
"Because it's the first time you're going to the Spring Festival Gala this year, are you nervous?"
"Very nervous."
"How did you feel when you received the news?"
"One is happy, the other is unbelievable, especially worried, because I'm afraid to tell my parents as soon as possible, but later on for what reason it didn't happen, then my parents are so sorry, basically I waited until it was almost done, and then I told my family......" He Guangzhi's approach is relatively safe, sometimes there are some things, it is really not appropriate to let the family know too early, and it is not too late to tell them when the results are out.
"When you first lined up, were you nervous?"
"Nervous, at that time I thought that I could go to the Spring Festival Gala rehearsal, and my wish would be fulfilled and fulfilled.....
After working for almost an hour, a sumptuous dinner was born in Gu An's hands.
"Let's eat!"
"Come on, the people of our inn raise their glasses, first of all, I wish this Teacher Cai Ming, Uncle Pan, Wang Mian, Guangzhi, and Brother So-and-so to be in good health and have a prosperous career!"
After clinking glasses and sitting down, Cai Ming looked around at the people sitting around the table, and said with a smile: "Lao Pan, you said that this is not like a family reunion dinner, the old couple, and then the child, son, daughter.......
"Like."
"Let's go."
Gu An's dishes are actually based on Sichuan cuisine, which is very flavorful and delicious, and Zhuang Dafei is full of good feelings for Sichuan cuisine before she eats a meal.
"Let's have another drink, thank you for the ingredients you sent us."
"Cheers."
People eat more than they are not only fragrant, but also lively, and the topic has never been broken.
"Actually, I'd like to know what the culture of different comedy companies looks like." Among the guests who came today, there are three types of comedy, traditional, talk comedy, and new sketches.
"Our corporate culture is very equal, that is, there is no superiority and superiority, I don't know if all comedy companies are like this, our company is mainly content-driven......" Wang Mian said about the corporate culture of talk show companies.