I never expected that bastard boy to be so spineless, the front foot just finished talking to his sister, just now it was called an iron bone Zhengzheng, now it is called a gray face, drooping his head and sneaking behind her sister.

Obviously, he was scared when Xu Wenya moved out of his parents.

I happened to walk next to me and heard what I said to Xu Wenya. is a hot-blooded age, and when he heard that other people's evaluations of him happened to be bad, he suddenly exploded.

My brother blushed and pointed at me with one hand,

"You, you, who do you say is stupid."

I didn't blush and my heart didn't beat and I started to shake the pot,

"Ahem, your sister said you were a rebel."

"Xu Wenjie, go out and wait for me." Xu Wenya held her forehead with her hand.

"Sister, he said your brother is stupid! Isn't that just scolding you in disguise. The young man looked unreasonable.

"Mr. Han, I'm sorry, my brother is like this."

I smiled, turned to Xu Wenjie and said,

"You skipped class to go online, and you were arrested, you said you were stupid."

Xu Wenjie sat down on the arm of her sister's chair dejectedly.

"What can I do? I don't want to. Those teachers just didn't seem to be able to get along with me, as long as I couldn't see a class, I would call my dad, or call my sister, and then I simply didn't hide, and just swaggered away from class, and I bet they couldn't find me. ”

"If I'm not mistaken, your second middle school changed to a fully closed school a year ago, which means that you have to live in the school no matter how far away your home is. Right. ”

Xu Wenjie raised his head,

"yes, you know."

"I also know that you study until ten fifty in the evening, and then turn off the lights at half past eleven in the evening, and there is a dormitory manager before twelve o'clock to check the roll call, right?"

Xu Wenjie looked dazed, and then I said,

"I also know that there are iron shelves on the outside windows on the first floor of each dormitory building, and your dormitory manager generally lives on the right side of the dormitory building, while the toilet in your dormitory building is on the far left, and the windows can still be opened."

After a pause, I added,

"So, why don't you go through the window from the toilet on the second floor to the iron shelf on the first floor after half past twelve in the evening, and then come out again. In this way, as long as you don't move too much, no one will notice. ”

He looked shocked,

"yes, I didn't think of that." Then he suddenly thought of something and said to me,

"No, there's surveillance."

I still look at him like a fool,

"Guy, smash, you still say you're not stupid, right? Who is okay with you to watch the surveillance footage from the night before? Dormitory teachers are generally substitute teachers, they are not available, as for the dormitory aunts, do you think they will go out of their way to see them? Don't be shocked, I'm your senior, I went to the second middle school for two years, this method has been used for a year and a half, and it has never overturned. ”

Xu Wenjie looked surprised,

"Yes, brother, why didn't I think of it."

Xu Wenya's pretty face was already red at this time, and she couldn't speak with a breath, and then grabbed Xu Wenjie's ears and scolded,

"You're a fart, you're right, you want to be angry with your sister, don't you?"

"Hey, sister, listen to my explanation, I just think this method is new, and I won't try it at all. Really sister, you believe me, we are sisters and brothers, and we have the kind of blood thicker than water! ”

Xu Wenya didn't believe his words at all, but the strength of his hand decreased, and he turned his head to me, and I skimmed the pair of struggling siblings, and almost laughed.

Then Xu Wenya said to me glutinously as if she was asking for guilt,

"Mr. Han!"

"My name is Han Yiming, don't call me Mr. Han, it sounds weird, goosebumps all over my body."

"Han Yiming, why don't you say something good, he is disobedient in the first place, what if you make him really run out tomorrow according to what you say."

"Sister, you believe me, I won't, I swear by my character!" Xu Wenjie interjected at this time.

Xu Wenya's eyes widened angrily,

"You have a fart character, I might as well believe that the sow will go up the tree!"

Xu Wenjie shrank his head and didn't dare to say anything more, and then cast a pleading look at me.

I turned my face sideways and deliberately didn't look at him, I didn't want to offend anyone.

Xu Wenjie had no hope of asking for help, sighed slowly, rolled his eyes lightly and said,

"Sister, how can you believe me, is it possible that I really find you a sow that will go up the tree?"

At this time, I hurriedly played a round, raised my eyebrows and said to Xu Wenya,

"Miss Xu, your brother is so stupid that he would definitely not think that he would first appease your emotions at this time, take a serious day of class tomorrow and make a show, and then sneak out of the school gate at night, and finally take a taxi to the farthest Internet café so that you can't find it, and then pretend to be a student who comes back from leave the next day, and swagger back to school from the main gate, do you think what I said is right?"

Xu Wenjie had a golden light in his eyes, as if he had found a way to survive, and hurriedly echoed,

"Yes, yes, sister, you see that I am so stupid, I will definitely not think so much. I swear! ”

Xu Wenya's eyes stared at me, her eyes were full of grievances, and she said slowly,

"Han Yiming, my brother is stupid, I'm not stupid!"

"Ahem." I smiled a little awkwardly. Then he said,

"Don't worry, the windows on the upper floors of the dormitory of No. 2 Middle School should have been welded shut, and he can't get out. I just said this to tease your brother. ”

Then I secretly winked at Xu Wenjie with Xu Wenya's imperceptible gaze. said very tacitly,

"Sister, this big brother seems to have said something like this, some time ago I saw that the windows of some toilets were sealed. I can't run, and I can't run out, don't worry. ”

Xu Wenya nodded suspiciously, and withdrew the hand that was grabbing Xu Wenjie's ear,

I hurriedly said again,

"Miss Xu, you don't believe your brother, you still don't believe me."

Xu Wenya still said with a sad face,

"I just don't believe you."

I laughed, crossed my hands, put them on the back of my head, lay back, and said,

"Believe it or not."

。。。

Xu Wenjie was driven down by her sister, and it was called a walking with the wind, and he almost jumped up. I couldn't help but sigh that this kid really couldn't hide his heart. But the siblings are quite interesting.

In fact, the toilet window of the dormitory building has indeed been sealed, and it was me or my friend who did it. When he told me at the time, I thought that the method I had used had been copied by my juniors, and then I was arrested, so that the school suddenly welded all the toilet windows to the ground.

It's just that Xu Wenjie didn't seem to find out about it, and he felt that he had obtained a magic weapon to win. I was suddenly looking forward to what it would be like tomorrow night when he was ready to rush into the bathroom and see the soldered windows.

I just said this completely to ease the anger between their siblings, because I don't want anyone to be clearly a relative, and in the end they break up because of some trivial things.

Of course, I didn't know that the sibling relationship between them didn't need to be maintained by me in such a clever way.

Because I am a left-behind child with an unsound family.

"Han Yiming, thank you."

Xu Wenya looked at me and said with a sweet smile.

"If you hadn't made a fuss, I wouldn't have known what this stinky boy would have made when I got home. My parents are on a business trip this time, so I asked me to take care of him, but I can't manage it at all, and we had a fight some time ago. Originally, I didn't want to care about him when the school teacher called today, but he was still my own brother, so I had to take care of him. It's a headache. ”

I smiled, I didn't take it seriously at all, it was completely intentional to ease their relationship, and the interesting siblings made me seem less lonely this night.

Pretty good.

exchanged WeChat with Xu Wenya, and she went out.

I'm bored again, but I'm a little satisfied, and I don't feel so lonely anymore.

I also want to have a sister who takes care of me like that.

It's just a pity that even my parents don't want me.

Just as I opened the music app again, my phone suddenly lit up.

At this point, someone sent me a WeChat message, which surprised me a little.

Pick it up and see that it's a completely unfamiliar mobile phone number, the content is,

"Xiao Ming, I'm your Uncle Wang, I know that the workers are anxious when they see me disappear, it's inconvenient for me to call, so to make a long story short, just ask you to help me do one thing, workers, I'm sorry for you, if I have the opportunity, I will seriously compensate you for your wages, and I won't miss you a cent." As for where I am now, I don't know, this number will not be used anymore, don't call, don't tell my wife, millions! ”