Chapter 279: Gentle and amiable Mr. Jin
The four great King Kongs were so frightened that they couldn't speak, this kind of ghost people with powerful combat power have lived for hundreds of years, and there will be more or less relationships in the yin and yang worlds. In addition, they were already at a loss, and they were about to leave after putting down two cruel words.
But how could Lao Cao give up and point to the plainclothes ghost next to the four King Kongs: "Who are you?" Are they also the ghost people of the underworld? ”
The plainclothes man wore a long beige horse coat from the Republic of China, a hat, and a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose. It looks like Sven's.
Sven, a man in Tang costume, replied: "Yes, there are also ghost people in the underworld. But I have lived in the underworld for hundreds of years, and how come I have never seen Your Excellency? ”
Lao Cao snorted, "Fart, this should be said by Lao Tzu." Lao Tzu has lived in the capital for hundreds of years, why has he never seen you? ”
Lin Yi finally recognized the identity of the man in Tang costume according to his voice, and it was actually Li Wenbin, deputy director of the Supervision Department of the Guocheng God's Temple of Dongyue Yin Division, one of his bosses, and also the deputy of his direct boss Huang Shanwen.
Lin Yi took two steps forward, relying on his appearance, and he was dressed in Ming Dynasty costumes, and he was not afraid that the other party would recognize him.
"You ghost people in the underworld, how did you get mixed up with these clergy? Why, do you want the government and the people to collude? ”
Lao Cao said: "What kind of collusion between the government and the people? It is clearly black and white collusion. Looking at his appearance as a sven scum, he is definitely not a good ghost. ”
"That ......" has been a partner for many years, a look, a movement. Lao Cao and Lin Yi acted at the same time, their bodies were like lightning, and in the blink of an eye, they moved in front of Li Wenbin, one by one, one by one, and in one round, they caught Li Wenbin in his hands like catching chickens.
"What for, what for? Do you know who I am? Li Wenbin didn't expect the other party to move so fast, in front of King Kong, he said that he would do it, and he was directly stunned, and when he reacted, his whole body had been directly captured, and he couldn't break free.
Lao Cao slapped him and scolded: "Lao Tzu has been looking for you for a long time, and I finally found you today." told you to seduce Lao Tzu's concubine, and beat you to death today. ”
Kicking while scolding.
Lin Yi also stepped on it, stomping his face directly on the ground and rubbing it.
"Last time I stole my gold ingots, I haven't settled accounts with you yet. Give me back the gold ingots! ”
The Four Great King Kongs, who were about to rescue Li Wenbin, immediately retracted their hands when they heard this.
Seduce other people's concubines, steal other people's gold ingots, who will you fight if you don't beat you?
Li Wenbin was stunned, he really loved the flowers, and he loved to cheat with his ghost wife, he was beaten by Lao Cao, and he really thought that his mouth was not wiped clean, and he was bumped into by others.
"Big brother, I have something to say." Li Wenbin was beaten so much that he couldn't stand it, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
"We have nothing to say!" Lao Cao grabbed him by the collar and punched him again.
Li Wenbin screamed miserably, seeing that Lao Cao was fierce and vicious, it was estimated that he would not be able to be good today, so he had to ask the Four King Kongs for help.
"We are a cooperative relationship, how can you see death and not save it?"
The Four Great King Kongs were a little hesitant.
Lao Cao grimaced and threatened: "Get out! My personal grudge with this kid, you'd better not interfere, provoke Lao Tzu, and clean it up with you. ”
"You! Licentious! ”
"Arrogance, arrogance!"
Lao Cao Yin smiled: "Why don't you take Lao Tzu to drink tea from the judge of the Nine Shadows Mansion?" ”
Stunned and afraid, Lao Cao, a fierce and horizontal ghost in the underworld who has a strong force value and is online, is definitely a ghost in the yang world, and a ghost among the ghosts in the underworld. Any ghost or god encounters it, and it has to have a headache of three points. In addition, they were already at a loss, and seeing that Lao Cao Tian was not afraid, they didn't dare to be tough, so they had to drop a sentence, "That's it, you can solve it yourself." ”
Then he walked away.
Li Wenbin was dumbfounded, they were still calling each other brothers just now, and they were happy.
Lao Cao laughed, and slapped his entire grimace directly with another fist.
Li Wenbin was beaten so hard that he couldn't stand it, and when he saw that Lao Cao was unrelenting, he was also angry.
"You are presumptuous, do you know who I am?"
"In addition to being a ghost in the underworld, what other great identity can you have?" Lao Cao sneered, "Could it be that it is still a ghost?" ”
Li Wenbin was about to reveal his identity.
"Even if you are the ghost god of the Nine Hidden Underground Mansions, Lao Tzu will clean you up."
Lao Cao pointed to his nose: "Do you know who Lao Tzu is?" Dongyue Yin Si Guo Chenghuang Soul Chief Cao Meng, Lord Cao is Lao Tzu's neighbor. The first fierce ghost in the underworld is sober, and he still calls Lao Tzu a brother. Lao Tzu also has a sober private contact information in the world. ”
Lin Yi: "......"
He thought that his fox and fake tiger power were perfect enough, and it turned out that the originator was still here.
Lao Cao pointed to the man in white clothes: "Do you know who this is?" He grew up in the family, his parents and elders, brothers and sisters, a whole family, neat and tidy, and he was definitely a big family in the underworld. People also have a backer in heaven. ”
Li Wenbin: "......"
Lin Yi: "......"
Subconsciously looked at the man in ancient costume.
Lao Cao pointed at Lin Yi again: "Do you know who he is?" Chop your feet, and the yin and yang worlds have to shake three times. Not only are the coffins thick, but they are all powerful in heaven and earth. There is too much money in the family to count, and the gold ingots in the vault can kill you. Both the yin and yang worlds are majestic. ”
Lin Yi: "......"
If he hadn't known how many pounds and taels he weighed, Lin Yi would have almost floated.
Spit and complain, when everyone's eyes shot at him, Lin Yi still straightened his chest and stomach, quietly sorted out the costumes that were a little messy due to the dry fight, and brushed the wig that was blown on his face by the wind that might affect his image behind his ears.
Lin Yi habitually shook his hands, one hand behind his back, a yuppie model of an ancient nobleman.
"Why is there so much nonsense? interrogated him directly, why did he have to shadow me behind his back...... Good friend, sober in the world. ”
At this time, Mad Mouse and Hu Aijun had already walked over, and just when they heard Lin Yi's words, their eyes lit up: "Mr. Jin, do you know the first fierce ghost in the underworld?" ”
Lin Yi smiled reservedly: "I have been a sober friend with the world for many years. ”
Mad Mouse and Hu Aijun became more and more excited.
Lin Yi pointed to Li Wenbin, who was beaten by Lao Cao and cried his father and called his mother.
"I mentioned to the two of you last time, in the officialdom, people are in the shadows, how to act to get out of the body, I am sober for the world. He was cast into darkness by this demon in the underworld. The two of them are also in the officialdom, so give an opinion. ”
"It's not me, I haven't been sober in the world." Li Wenbin subconsciously shook his head and denied it, but Lin Yi said: "Don't quibble, the whole underworld knows about your soberness in the underworld." ”
"What? No way! Li Wenbin was shocked at first, and then flatly denied it.
Lin Yi raised his eyebrows.
"How could it not be? Give me an impossible reason! ”
Lao Cao's eyes rolled, and he smiled again: "Still don't admit it?" Do you think you're doing it unconsciously and seamlessly? Haha, you idiot, we all know all the stupid things you've done yourself. You say, do you want to call the world to wake up......
"Don't, don't ......," Li Wenbin was stunned, and quickly knelt down and begged, "Don't tell the world to be sober." I beg you, if there are any conditions, please open them. ”
Hu Aijun looked angry, glared at Li Wenbin and said: "The ghost and god who is so sober in the world are still doing him behind his back." These insidious villains...... The insidious imp is the most hateful. ”
Hu Aijun said: "In officialdom, there have always been many villains. The better the official, the more likely he is to be jealous. There's no way to avoid it. The only thing to do is to be half gentleman, half villain. ”
The mad mouse nodded: "The old nonsense is right, the gentleman hides his weapon, and he is ready to move." ”
looked at Li Wenbin, who was beaten to the ground, and said, "Since you have found the mastermind behind the scenes, let's kill it with a stick and do it once and for all." ”
"Well said!" Lao Cao turned on the mode of beating Li Wenbin again.
When Li Wenbin was almost beaten, Lin Yi spoke: "Forget it, he is a ghost and god, and he has a heavenly way to protect his body, you can't beat him." ”
Lao Cao said: "I know, just treat it as a decompression." ”
Li Wenbin: "......"
Crazy Mouse and Hu Aijun looked at Lao Cao, who was full of anger, and his ruthless appearance still shivered.
They thought of what the rooster had said, the yang people try not to come into contact with ghosts, too much contact will bring a bad magnetic field to themselves. I saw that Lao Cao was extremely ruthless, and he had a cruel smile on his face, which was no different from a ghost.
Although this ghost deserves it, looking at the ruthless Lao Cao, the two of them still beat the drum in their hearts.
Of course, they have a national fortune protector, as long as they don't offend each other, they won't be targeted in the future, but they will always retire one day, and when there is no national fortune protector, will this ghost show their true colors?
Lin Yi saw that Li Wenbin was almost beaten, so he stopped Lao Cao and said to Li Wenbin: "You have two choices, one is to write a confession of deliberately framing the world's sobriety, and report it to the underworld." Second, write a letter of repentance and swear a poisonous oath that you will not secretly play ghosts in the future and oppose the sobriety of the world. ”
Fools know how to choose, and Li Wenbin did not hesitate to choose the second one.
Lin Yi snorted his chin at Lao Cao: "Give him a pen and paper." ”
Wait for Li Wenbin to write a letter of repentance and write an oath, in triplicate, one burned to heaven and earth, one for Lin Yi to keep, and one handed to Li Wenbin.
Lin Yi put away the letter of repentance and warned a few more words, "Get out." ”
After Li Wenbin left, Lin Yi had the time to ask Lao Cao: "What is the conflict with those Bai impermanence?" ”
Lao Cao grinned and pointed at Mad Mouse and Hu Aijun.
"Today, Mr. Liu and I are in a good mood, and we have made an appointment with these two human friends to come here to hang out. The turtle grandsons came to find fault, so they started to move. ”
"Really?" Lao Cao, this kind of old fritter, Lin Yi would not believe it completely, and looked at the man in white clothes again.
"This is ......"
This man looks to be about thirty years old, dressed in antique antique clothes, there is no ghost on his body, melon seed face, triangular eyes, a thin and long nose bridge, but the mouth is relatively wide. The thin but tall head, and the deep light emitted by those triangular eyes made Lin Yi's heart feel like a thorn in his back.
Lao Cao whispered in his ear: "The eldest son of Liu who works on an errand in the Niangniang Temple of Xilushan." ”
Lin Yi looked at him strangely, and he also guessed that this person should be Liumen.
But why is it so mysterious?
Lao Cao smacked the mad rat and Hu Aijun with his chin, and continued to whisper to him: "I lied to these two humans that he is just a resident ghost in the underworld, my good friend. ”
Lin Yi and Liu Dagongzi greeted each other, because everyone was wearing vests, and they were quite restrained in front of Mad Mouse and Hu Aijun.
Liu Dagongzi called Lin Yi "Mr. Jin." ”
Lin Yi called the other party "Mr. Liu." ”
Hu Aijun said with a smile: "We were playing skewers with Mr. Hong and Mr. Liu just now, if Mr. Jin doesn't dislike it, let's eat skewers together." ”
Lin Yi couldn't help but feel pain, and glared at Lao Cao: "You usually pick my wool, even their wool?" ”
You can guess with your toes that this guy must have made the same mistake again.
Lao Cao looked straightforward: "We are just reciprocal yin and yang." ”
Hu Aijun said with a smile: "Mr. Hong is very right, it is also a blessing for us to be able to masturbate with famous masters in the underworld such as Mr. Hong, Mr. Jin, and Mr. Liu." ”
The mad mouse also smiled: "The three of you should know about the 149 organization in the yang world, and this organization has a special person responsible for dealing with the underworld." As an intelligence administrator, it is also my honor to have the privilege of having a drink with you. ”
Lin Yi looked at the two of them seriously, both of them were full of smiles, and he couldn't see the slightest reluctance.
……
Later, everyone sat down again and continued to sit on the side of the street and drink.
It turned out that Lao Cao was talking bad about the Nine Secluded Underworld Mansion to Liu Dagongzi and Hu Aijun, how powerful and powerful the ghosts and gods of Dongyue Yin Si were, and they happened to be heard by one of the four King Kongs passing by here, can you not be angry?
A King Kong, Lao Cao can do it with a ghost.
The other party suffered a big loss, so he hurriedly summoned his companions and beat them four.
Four to two, and they didn't take advantage of it much.
The Four King Kongs were not convinced, and called Gao Qi, the chief of the soul hooking area of the capital area of the Nine Secluded Underground Mansion, who had just taken office.
Lao Cao couldn't beat Gao Qi, so he had to call Lin Yi.
Lin Yi and Liu Dagongzi didn't use their real identities, they could scare each other off only as ghosts, not because they were afraid of them, but because of the escape of the Rakshasa girl, and they were arrested by the ghosts and gods of Dongyue Yin, and the Nine Secluded Underworld became a joke in the whole underworld. Although they put all the blame on Wan Chaoming, they also carried a serious warning.
If they commit another offense, they will all be dismissed from their posts and investigated.
Even if they are bullied by the ghosts and people, they don't dare to make a big deal out of it.
To deal with these old fritters in the underworld, you need a fierce ghost like Lao Cao.
After learning what happened and listening to Hu Aijun explain the various rules in the officialdom, Lin Yi also benefited a lot. specially toasted the two of them with a few glasses of wine.
Dazzling until the early hours of the morning, Lin Yi said to the two: "The underworld is separated, and we will try to have as little contact as possible in the future." ”
Liu Dagongzi also said: "Qing ...... Mr. Jin said very well, Yin and Yang are separated, people and ghosts have different paths, and it is better to try to have as little contact as possible in the future, otherwise it will not be good for you. ”
Hu Aijun was moved in his heart, and felt that this Mr. Jin had a high military value, a good heart, and looked gentle and amiable.
is not like this old Cao, who has a gloomy appearance, turns his face at every turn, and looks hideous like a ghost, and when dealing with it, he has to pay twelve points of caution. There is also this Mr. Liu, although he is not as hideous as Lao Cao's hideous face, but those triangular eyes stare at him from time to time, which always makes them feel like a thorn in their back.
I've been typing five strokes, habitually typing some common-sense typos, and I can't notice it yet.
Thanks to the treasures for pointing it out.