After entering the tent, Gu Xiaoyun was a little nervous in his heart.

When it's over, his reputation won't be ruined like this, right?

After Xu Huohuo pushed the people into the tent, he actually wanted to take off her big padded jacket.

"You should have to take off your clothes when you sleep, otherwise you can't sleep comfortably." She muttered as she wore her coat.

Gu Xiaoyun was taken aback by his action, and just wanted to help him pull him back.

He didn't want to see anything that shouldn't be seen, Gu Xiaoyun subconsciously recited his meditation mantra.

Color is empty, empty is color, and there is a knife at the head of the word......

Fortunately, before he could do it, Xu Huohuo just opened the zipper and gave up.

Because in the next second, she pulled back the zipper she had just opened.

Xu Huohuo's face was slightly drunk, revealing a coquettish demeanor, pouting slightly, and said as if coquettish.

"It's okay, it's okay, I didn't take it off, otherwise it would have been too cold."

"Sister Purple Kite, it's so cold this weather, why don't we sleep in our coats, or we will be woken up in the cold at night, so what can we do?"

Purple Kite closed her eyes and nodded approvingly: "Okay, Sister Huohuo, then let's sleep, I'm already sleepy." ”

But her hands and feet were like a clawfish, tightly wrapped around Gu Xiaoyun's body.

Gu Xiaoyun was strangled by her like this, and almost didn't catch his breath.

You say sleep and sleep, why do you still hold him? This can't be a stuffed animal for him, right?

Gu Xiaoyun wanted to pick up the purple kite's hand, but the little girl's hand was so strong that he couldn't pick it up.

I was afraid that he would use too much force and accidentally hurt others, so I had to choose to temporarily rot.

But when he gave up on himself, when he was holding the pillow, Xu Huohuo on the other side lay down again.

I don't know if this person also has the habit of holding a pillow, and her hand is also up.

Gu Xiaoyun was like a sandwich biscuit, sandwiched in the middle, which made him feel very tormented.

He can't advance and retreat, he can only stay in this position and stay still, he's very tired, okay?

Gu Xiaoyun was lying in the tent and had nothing to love: "Hey, I really owe you something." ”

There was no way, now he could only wait for the two of them to fall asleep before making the move.

He didn't know how long he had been waiting, but there was a commotion outside, which seemed to have nothing to do with him.

Finally he heard the even-breathing of the two chicks.

It's pretty even, and it should be called an even little purr.

Gu Xiaoyun started, his second attempt.

He first quietly raised Xu Huohuo's left hand, which went very smoothly, and the hand was smoothly raised.

Then he took the next step, raising the right hand of the purple kite.

But as soon as he exerted his strength, when he lifted it halfway, there was a "snap", and Xu Huohuo's left hand slapped it like this.

Instantly crushed the purple kite's right hand to death.

After repeated attempts so carefully, he did not break free from the restraint of the two of them, but made himself sweat profusely.

You can't wake up two people who are sleeping, and you have to be careful not to hurt them.

It's hard to be a man.

It's harder to be a good man.

It is even more difficult to be a perfect good man.

Gu Xiaoyun had no choice but to comfort himself in his heart: "Who made me the only perfect man in this world, peerless." ”

"What else can I do? Let's do it. ”

He tried a few more times, and found that the slower the movement, the less easy it was to break free.

Later, he gradually became irritable, and when he got up, he simply put it away.

"Forget it, you two can hug if you love it."

"The two of you hold each other's grandfather, I won't accompany you, I'll go first."

Gu Xiaoyun lifted their hands and feet, used his fastest and most top-notch technique, and ran out of them with a dodge.

Then they put their hands on each other's shoulders.

Gu Xiaoyun looked at his work and was very satisfied: "Finally from sandwich bread to two-layer bread." ”

At this time, he should have come out of the tent, but when he looked back, the two of them were actually sleeping, and if he didn't move, he would feel cold if he didn't replenish his energy.

Gu Xiaoyun found a few large cotton jackets from his space and covered them with them.

Covering them with 5 layers of quilts, Gu Xiaoyun walked out of the tent satisfied.

But as soon as he got out of the tent, he bumped into a man.

Zhu Shashou touched the tip of his nose and showed a smirk at Gu Xiaoyun.

"Boss, I'm just passing by, I'm just passing by."

"I believe you are a ghost, you will pass by to this side, and there will be so many people passing by at the same time?!"

Gu Xiaoyun's face was a little distorted, and before he left, he clearly saw this group of men drinking and drinking, eating and drinking.

But now that he had just come out of the tent, he didn't expect this man to be closer than the other.

They were all gathered around this one tent.

He didn't even react when he came out, what are these people doing, he is not stupid, can he still figure it out?

How could his reputation be ruined like this?

Gu Xiaoyun straightened his expression and said solemnly: "I told you, I didn't do anything, do you believe it." ”

"Don't believe it!" Everyone present said in unison.

"It's true, the two of them were drunk and clamoring to sleep, and I just covered them with a few quilts."

"Besides, what can I do to them, how long has it been, less than 10 minutes, do you look down on me?!"

Having said that, these people should believe it.

But what he didn't expect was that Greenhair said with a surprised face: "Isn't it, Boss, are you so fast?" ”

"I thought your strength was directly proportional to your speed, but now it seems like I'm thinking too much."

Hearing the green hair say this, they didn't want to laugh, but they couldn't hold back at all, and they all laughed.

"Hahaha, I'm sorry Young Master Gu, I'm just so happy to drink and eat meat tonight, I can't help but want to laugh a little."

"I thought of a particularly funny joke, hahahaha, Young Master Gu, I'm definitely not laughing at you."

Gu Xiaoyun didn't expect that this sentence would actually become his handle.

But the thought of his chastity suppressed the anger in his heart and wanted a calm explanation.

But in the next second, damn, calm and hairy, who can bear this kind of thing?!

"How to drop, what Lao Tzu did is what he did, and what he didn't do is what he didn't do."

"If I do, can I not admit it?!"

"At least Lao Tzu has this condition, unlike you who have a thief's heart and no thief's guts!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience fell silent.

Just when Gu Xiaoyun thought he was shocked by his words, a female voice suddenly came from behind him.