Chapter 294: Still Falling Off the Horse
The female ghost stretched out ten sharp nails, her expression was hideous and distorted, her eyes stared at him fiercely, and she said resentfully: "Other ghosts are afraid of you, but I am not afraid." The body pounced on Pang Haidong.
Pang Haidong threw his head into Lin Yi's arms and covered his face.
I suddenly heard a miserable scream from the female ghost, it turned out that when she touched Pang Haidong's body, she was burned by the ghost hat on her head, and the female ghost's body quickly floated back, shook her hands fiercely, and shouted: "Damn!" It's really a ghost hat, how is this possible? ”
A pitch-black ghost head suddenly came in through the window, and the female ghost stiffened in fright.
Sun Mao also looked at the window. I saw a head wearing a black hat on the window, and I was so frightened that I let out an "ah" and sat down on the chair.
followed by Tang Yijun, running towards Lin Yi with a lot of fart.
This ghost is Lao Cao, and he also saw the female ghost, and he smiled darkly: "Where did the female ghost come from, you actually dare to come here to spread wild." The whole body rushed towards the female ghost.
"Don't ......" The female ghost escaped less than two meters away, and was caught by Lao Cao and punched and kicked.
"My lord, don't fight, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, don't fight again." The female ghost was beaten and hurriedly pleaded.
"If you dare to cause harm to the world, you will not be spared." Lao Cao was beaten up, but he didn't have pity and pity for jade in his bones, because many female ghosts would always use their posture to seduce and confuse impermanence and make them make mistakes. Many impermanences were tricked, and in the end they were dismissed from their posts and sent to hell to be punished. Lao Cao Shen is a senior old ghost, how could he make such a mistake? So every time I see a female ghost who is evil, I also learn from Lin Yi and beat her up first.
Lao Cao beat the female ghost to the point that she didn't look like a ghost, dragged the female ghost out again, and said to Lin Yi before leaving: "I'll come when I go." ”
Lin Yi: "......"
Sun Mao: "......" is he dazzling? Is this ghost talking to Lin Yi or Pang Haidong?
Tang Yijun was also puzzled, and asked Pang Haidong in a trembling voice if he knew this ghost.
Pang Haidong was so frightened that he hugged Lin Yi and refused to let go, bursting into tears: "I don't know, I don't know anyone." He thought that the ghost would come to him in a while, and he would not let go even more when he hugged Lin Yi.
"Woo, Lin Yi, you must save me, don't leave me."
Lin Yi's heart was congested, his head was spinning at a high speed, and Lao Cao came to him for a while, how to do it so that he would not fall off the horse.
Also, these people are really strange, how can they collectively see hell?
Who opened their heavenly eye?
Looking at Pang Haidong with suspicion again, Lin Yi asked solemnly, "Did you take that cow ...... again?" Hallucinogens smeared on everyone? ”
Pang Haidong was at a loss at first, and then shouted wronged, saying that he had thrown it away a long time ago and would never use it again.
Sun Mao was determined that Pang Haidong was playing tricks again, so he punched him a few times in anger, and scolded viciously: "You are a second goods, sand sculpture!" ”
Pang Haidong hugged his head and shouted, "Uncle, it's really not me!" ”
"I don't admit it yet! Dare not do it! Sun Mao continued to beat him again.
Lao Cao came in again, admiring the beaten Pang Haidong, and said to Lin Yi: "That female ghost has been recruited, and she was called by a goddess named Hu Sanniang to clean up a guy surnamed Pang." Because the person surnamed Pang bought a bottle of cow tears from her, but said that she was a liar and forced her to return the money. This Hu Sanniang felt that the surname Pang deliberately ruined her reputation, and wanted to prostitute the cow tears that she had collected with great difficulty, so she couldn't get angry, so she sent this female ghost to give the surname Pang a little color to take a look...... Hey, what are you going? I'm not done yet. ”
Lin Yi didn't look at everyone's reaction at all, so he could only pretend to be calm and come to the water dispenser to pour water and drink.
Unexpectedly, Lao Cao, the second goods, also came to him, and continued: "This female ghost is also a sand sculpture, not to mention that you are in this crew, just to say that this surname is Pang, it is a yang man covered by you...... Hey, which one is surnamed Pang? He? ”
pointed to Pang Haidong, who had already been petrified.
Lin Yi turned a deaf ear, took a sip of water, and said to Sun Mao, who was still as stiff as a wood carving: "It's not early, isn't it time to sleep." ”
Sun Mao: "......"
Without waiting for Sun Mao to answer, Lin Yi began to make the bed.
Lao Cao came to Pang Hai, looked at Pang Haidong, who was already cross-eyed, and suddenly shouted: "Hey, can you see me?" ”
Pang Haidong's eyes, which were originally round enough, opened even more round.
Lao Cao laughed: "So you can see me too, haha......"
Suddenly, he thought of something, and went to see Sun Mao again, and was also startled: "You can also see me?" ”
Sun Mao: "......"
Lao Cao went to see Tang Yijun again, and as soon as he saw the other party's expression, he understood, looked at Lin Yi quickly, covered his head and shouted, "I didn't mean to......"
Lin Yi couldn't hold back any longer, and swung his fist over.
"Ahh......h
The more Lin Yi thought about it, the more angry he became, and he continued to punch Lao Cao a few times, and then said to Tang Yijun: "What you just saw is an illusion, it's an illusion, you know?" ”
Tang Yijun has always remained dumbfounded, and Lin Yi's words only made his eyes roll slightly.
Lin Yi sighed and blew on him Tang Yijun rolled his eyes, and the person fell.
Sun Mao: "......" his worldview was once again ruined, ruined, and turned upside down......
Pang Haidong: "......" Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?
Lin Yi released Bai Jie and ordered, "Send him back to his house." ”
Pang Haidong and Sun Mao only felt a flower in front of them, and a snow-white nine-tailed fox suddenly pounced on Tang Yijun, only to see Tang Yijun get up again, wink at them playfully, and walk towards the door lightly, all the way back to his house.
"Lin Yi!" The two turned their heads together, one sad and angry, the other surprised.
Especially Sun Mao, who was almost unsteady on his feet, pointed at Lin Yi, and his voice trembled: "You, you, you...... Who are you? Are you a human or a ghost? ”
Lin Yi hurriedly said, "Uncle, don't get excited, I can explain." ”
"You say!"
"Uh, it's a long story......" Lin Yi racked his brains, he didn't know how to speak for a while, and couldn't help glaring at Lao Cao, they are all this idiots, it's been so long, why are the acting skills so bad?
Lao Cao saw Lin Yi's fierce eyes, and hurriedly said, "You guys talk slowly, I'll go first." ”
"Come back!"
Sun Mao's body shook again, this kid even dared to roar a ghost...... No, he even dares to beat a ghost!
Pang Haidong thought in a trance: This is the last atheist in the entertainment industry!
Lin Yi looked at the two people in a trance, his mouth opened, and finally he simply broke the bowl of the dough: "As you saw just now, I can not only see ghosts, but also beat ghosts." ”
While talking, he beat Lao Cao again.
Sun Mao's body almost fell to the ground.
Pang Haidong said in a trance: "Can you see the hell? Suddenly raised his voice, "But you keep lying to me that you have to believe in science." ”
Lin Yi said solemnly: "So your uncle is right, you must grasp both hands, and both hands must be hard." It still makes a lot of sense. ”
Sun Mao: "......"
Pang Haidong was speechless for a while, and pointed at Lao Cao again: "Then who is he?" ”
"If you see it, you're a ghost."
"No, he's supposed to be impermanent." Pang Haidong shouted excitedly.
Lao Cao snorted and said majestically: "This seat is the chief of the soul hook in the northeast area, and he is a fourth-grade priesthood!" ”
"Are you sober in the world?" Pang Haidong shouted excitedly.
Lao Cao pointed at Lin Yi: "Wrong, he is sober in the world, my partner." ”
Pang Haidong: "......"
Sun Mao: "......"
Pang Haidong's eyes straightened, covered his chest and muttered: "I must be dreaming, yes, I must be dreaming...... This world is too mysterious, let me ...... it slowly" and then faint gorgeously.
In fact, Sun Mao also wanted to faint, but thinking of his daughter, he still forced himself to calm down, and sat on the chair under Lin Yi's caressing.
Fortunately, the body is hot, not a ghost.
Sun Mao asked again: "Who are you?" ”
"I'm just an ordinary person, but I'm still working part-time."
"Are you a human or a ghost?"
"People who are fake are just part-time impermanence."
"Impermanence can still work part-time? Coax the ghost to go. ”
"Don't believe me, you ask him." Lin Yi pointed at Lao Cao.
The latter put his hands around his chest, looking like he was watching a good show, Lin Yi was so angry that he kicked over.
Lao Cao was kicked and bared his teeth, and said: "I found out by accident that this kid can not only see ghosts, but also fight ghosts." It just so happened that the talents in the underworld withered, so he was recruited to work part-time as impermanence. It's as simple as that. ”
Sun Mao thought in a trance, I didn't expect impermanence to be able to work part-time, which really refreshed my worldview.
Sun Mao asked Lao Cao again: "Is he really impermanent?" ”
Lao Cao was very unhappy: "This seat is the chief of the soul in the northeast area, and it is the fourth rank of the gods. At the end, he added, "The impermanence of the entire Northeast Region is under my control." ”
Sun Mao: "......" He can only collapse in his chair now, clutching his heart.
Lin Yi saw that he was no longer emotional, so he asked carefully, "Is there anything else you want to ask?" ”
"Yes." Sun Mao asked weakly, "You and Qinqin...... Does Qinqin know your true identity? ”
"Yes."
Sun Mao was shut up, and it took a long time to organize his tone: "You, when did you meet?" ”
"It's been about seven or eight years."
Sun Mao was shut up again, and asked again after a long time: "How did you meet?" ”
Lin Yi thought for a while: "At that time, she was entangled by several Yin Spirits, so I stepped forward to drive away those Yin Spirits, and then we met." ”
Sun Mao took a deep breath and asked again, "Do you know why we call Miaomiao Qinqin?" ”
"Yes."
Sun Mao glanced at his nephew on the ground, and asked with a complicated expression: "You got the hat on Haidong's head?" ”
"Yes."
"That Luo Guangming, he should also know your true identity, right?"
"Hmm."
"What happened the night before......"
"There is indeed a powerful ghost, but then he was captured by Lao Cao."
Sun Mao said angrily: "Since you can solve it, why do you still want to find Luo Guangming?" "Lao Tzu has an extra expense.
Lin Yi: "...... That, the main thing is that I don't want to fall off the horse. ”
Sun Mao sneered for a while, and then asked, "Are you serious about Qinqin?" ”
"Uncle, I know your concerns. It is not easy for me and Qinqin to get to where we are today, and I hope you can bless us. ”
Sun Mao said weakly: "I don't want to take care of your young people's affairs, and I can't take care of them." ”
Lin Yi smiled again: "Thank you, uncle." ”
Lao Cao spoke up at this time: "That, have you solved it?" ”
Both pairs of eyes looked at him at the same time.
Lao Cao asked Lin Yi: "Can I go?" ”
", don't come to me if it's okay in the future."
Lao Cao stretched out his hand: "Give me money!" ”
Sun Mao: "......"
Lin Yi kicked over.
Sun Mao's eyes widened and he clutched his chest again.
Lao Cao also knew that he had committed something, and he didn't dare to ask for money anymore, so he walked away in disgrace.
Sun Mao stared at the window where Lao Cao disappeared, and said after a while: "Forget it, I don't care about your business, I want to take care of it first." He felt that if he continued to stay, his heart would definitely strike at a high level of heavy work.
When he was at the door, he saw a white nine-tailed fox smiling at him.
"Hello old man! I am Bai Jie, a great immortal raised by the master, a nine-tailed fox immortal! ”
Sun Mao: "......" was expressionless, strode out, and thought sadly, this kid is obviously not from Banke, no wonder his acting skills are so good.
Lin Yi closed the door, clasped his hands around his chest, and stared condescendingly at Pang Haidong, who was still pretending to be dead on the ground: "Do you want to sleep until dawn?" ”
Pang Haidong first opened one eye, then opened the other eye again, and slowly got up, with a smile on his face that was even uglier than crying.
"You, you, you, you deceived me so hard."
"What did I lie to you?"
"......" Pang Haidong couldn't wait to close himself immediately when he thought that he was showing off in front of Lin Yi that he was sober in the world and was his big backer, is there anything more tragic, embarrassing and humiliating in this world than him?
After a long time, Pang Haidong broke the jar and said: "It's all your fault, since you have secretly helped me so many times, why didn't you tell me?" I was kept in the dark and made so many jokes. ”
Lin Yi said speechlessly: "I regret it now. ”
“……”
"I regret helping you, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen off the horse." In the final analysis, it was this kid who let him fall off the horse.
"......" Pang Haidong quickly got up from the ground and said with a smile: "I was wrong, I don't know the hearts of good people, and I owe it." I won't show off everywhere anymore. You're a lot of old people, forgive me this time. ”
Lin Yi was heartbroken, fortunately, this time it was only a small range of horses, and it was still within the controllable range. He really can't imagine how to remedy it if he falls off in front of the whole crew.
"As long as I don't expose my vest to the outside world." Lin Yi stretched his waist, "It's not early, let's go to bed." ”
Not long after falling asleep, Sun Mao knocked on Lin Yi's door again.
Bai Jie went to open the door and asked, "Is there anything else with the old gentleman?" The master has already slept. ”
Looking at the door that opened automatically, although Sun Mao was nervous, he still walked over with an expressionless face and said to Lin Yi: "I can't sleep alone." "I always have a picture of a ghost suddenly jumping in front of the bed.
Lin Yi: "......"
Pang Haidong couldn't help but laugh and hurriedly gave up his position: "Uncle, come, sleep with me, sleep with me." ”
After the lights were turned off, Sun Mao asked Lin Yi again: "You don't plan to seal Tang Yijun's mouth?" ”
Pang Haidong suddenly thought that Lin Yi's true face was still seen by Tang Yijun.
Lin Yi said: "It's okay, tomorrow morning, if he asks, let's say in unison, we deliberately trick him." ”