Chapter 301: Raising a group of losers
At this time, a waiter recognized Lin Yi's identity, pointed at Lin Yi and shouted in surprise: "Are you Lin Yi?" Xiao Phoenix? ”
Lin Yi: "......" is tired!
Looking at the excited faces, he could think that it was estimated that he was going to be on the hot search again.
Luo Guangming was not lightly injured and was sent to the hospital, and Lin Yi returned home.
Because the basement was already full of water, Lin Yi had to find an empty spot in the community to park the car, get out of the car, and after walking for a while, he heard a weak voice in the grass calling him: "Sober adults, save me......"
Lin Yi looked for prestige, and the pets also got into the grass in the flower bed one after another, and pulled out a blood-drenched white snake, which was Chang Shiyi.
"How did you get like that?" Lin Yi was taken aback, at this time, Chang Shiyi, there was no intact part of his body, the snake tail that had been broken was broken again, and the entire snake body was bitten bloody, and the flesh was bitten off in some places.
Chang Shiyi said weakly: "I just had a fight with Liu Si, and I was defeated, so I had to break my tail and escape." "Fortunately, she learned the technique of shutting off her tail to survive, otherwise she would have been swallowed alive by Liu Si.
Lin Yi was a little reluctant to see her injured like this, but he really didn't deserve the snake, so he had to find a plastic bag from the car and carry Chang Shiyi back in his pocket.
Back in the house, Hu Qi began to treat Chang Shiyi's injuries, and Lin Yi asked her how she had done it with Liu Si.
Chang Shiyi said with a dying breath: "I want to eat fragrant, I'm so hungry." ”
Lin Yi: "......" finally lit a stick of incense for her.
Chang Shiyi sucked the incense desperately, sighed with satisfaction, and after sucking the incense like a starving ghost reincarnated, the snake's head lay on the ground and did not move.
Lin Yi didn't urge her, and waited for her to take a breath.
After a long time, Chang Shiyi said: "You guys ran too fast, I couldn't keep up, but fortunately, I followed the smell all the way." I just saw Liu Si rushing out of the hotel with injuries on his body. I thought he was injured and could pick up the bargain. And he rushed forward. ”
Bai Jie covered her mouth and gloated: "Then I was beaten by someone." ”
The immortals laughed collectively.
Chang Shiyi said weakly: "I didn't expect Liu Si to be so powerful." ”
Lin Yi said: "You're not bad. It's Lao Cao, in front of Liu Si, he can't make three moves. You can still escape from his mouth, which can be regarded as a skill. ”
Speaking of this, Chang Shiyi became proud again: "That is, in the entire Changmen, only I can escape from Liu Si's mouth." ”
"And how did you escape?"
Chang Shiyi's bloody broken tail moved: "Broken tail to survive!" ”
Bai Jie exclaimed: "The survival skills of my nine-tailed fox clan are also this, but I have nine tails." At the end, he was thumping again.
Not to be outdone, Hu Qi said that he had been bitten into two holes in the ear: "Hu Men likes to choose to break his tail to survive, but I don't." "Her survival skill is severed ears.
Everyone looked at Chang Shiyi, his tail was quite broken, and it was estimated that he had broken his tail more than once to survive.
Chang Shiyi said weakly but proudly: "Liu Si won't be much better now, I sneaked up when he wasn't paying attention and bit a piece of snake meat." ”
No wonder, the rain just now suddenly became lighter and stopped. It is estimated that Liu Si was injured and could no longer cast spells to make rain.
Chang Shiyi ate the incense, exhaled comfortably, recovered to the snake body, and collapsed on the ground, not moving.
When Lin Yi saw Chang Shiyi's tragic situation, he couldn't bother to drive her away, so he left her at home to recuperate.
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The next day, the news that Lin Yi is Brother Justice was hammered. Because last night, Lin Yi used his righteousness to drive away the yin and evil and rescue Luo Guangming.
"Yesterday I was having dinner in a restaurant, I heard a sound from the private room next door, and I was curious to watch, so I saw a man fall from the private room to the corridor, his face flashed with fear and fear, and he said something in his mouth, I didn't hear it clearly, and I saw him lying on the ground and couldn't get up. My friend and I stepped forward to help him, but I didn't expect to be pushed away by an invisible hand, my friend and I fell to the ground, and when we got up from the ground, we saw the man pinching his neck with both hands, pinching himself so that his eyes rolled and his tongue was exposed, my friend and I hurriedly stepped forward to pull his hand, but we couldn't pull it away. The hotel waiter and manager also came to pull it, but they couldn't pull it away. In the end, as soon as Lin Yi came, the man was sober. This person should know Lin Yi, and as soon as he saw Lin Yi, he said that he was sober. ”
"I know this person seems to be a Taoist priest. Is the Taoist priest still sick? It's really strange that the private room is messed up like this. ”
"As soon as Lin Yi came, Luo Daochang no longer became ill, and Lin Yi's righteous brother got a real hammer."
"It's really strange, how could this person pinch his neck for no reason, and the force is so great that several people can't pull it away. Lin Yi pulled away. ”
"A lot of strange things have happened recently, it has been raining in the capital for a week, when will this rain be a head?"
"yes, this rain is so weird, it keeps falling. Fortunately, it stopped last night, but today it started to rain again, this ghost weather. ”
"My sister's neighbor's son works at the Weather Observatory. It is said that the rain was unusual. According to reliable sources, the leaders of the meteorological observatory even go to Dajue Temple every day. ”
"The leader of the meteorological observatory went to Dajue Temple? Ask the Buddha to ask? ”
"Who knows? Anyway, this thing is really evil. It rains every day in the capital, but the water level of Beihai Lake has dropped a lot. As soon as I opened the window of my house, I could see Beihai Lake, and in the past two days, I saw many people standing by the lake with umbrellas and discussing something, including a few monks. And attach a photo taken by yourself.
So netizens started imagining again. After finally being in the main building, he ran to Lin Yi's Weibo to leave a message, asking Lin Yi if there was really a supernatural incident in a hotel last night.
Lin Yi replied seriously: "No, it just happened to get sick, and it happened to happen to me again." Everyone must believe in science, don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors! ”
Fans were very dissatisfied with his answer, but they had no choice but to comfort themselves: "My brother is indeed upright, and all evils will not invade." ”
"Yesterday near a hotel, I was a newbie, and I couldn't always reverse my car into the parking space. Later, a car owner helped me reverse. After he left, I remembered that this person was Lin Yi. Real people are so handsome, so handsome. And attached is a photo of the car, the license plate number has been processed, but the license plate sign clearly shows a normal mid-range car.
Netizens fried the pot again and quickly came to watch.
"This brand is just average, huh? My brother is really low-key. ”
"The market value of this car is about 200,000, and my brother is too simple."
Then it was all praise for Lin Yi's low-key, simple, down-to-earth and so on.
Lin Yi didn't have time to take care of these fans, because there was already exciting news from Dajue Temple.
Located in Beihai Lake, the water level has really dropped a lot, which not only attracts geological experts, but also attracts the discussion of the surrounding people.
After Kamchatka, Beihai Lake is the largest lake in the imperial capital, and the deepest water level is maintained at about 6 meters all year round, while the shallow water level has also been maintained at 80 centimeters. But this time, it rained in the capital for seven consecutive days, and the water level did not increase but fell, and it actually fell by 70 centimeters. Such a vision, two days ago, attracted the attention and panic of the surrounding masses.
Due to the heavy rain for several days, the lake was deserted, but no one came to the lake, and no one paid attention to the monks who spoke to the air.
In the middle of a group of monks, there was also a middle-aged man dressed in black. The middle-aged man was surrounded by 149 members that Lin Yi was familiar with, black bulls, gophers, roosters and others.
As soon as Lin Yi saw this middle-aged man, he was completely distressed.
The monks had greeted Lin Yi warmly, and Lin Yi couldn't turn around and leave, so he had to bow his head and say to Chu Jian: "Mr. Chu is also here." ”
Fortunately, every time he leaves his soul, he will use a disguise charm, thinking that this Chu Jian is an eagle eye, he should not be able to recognize it.
The three of them were three points excited, and seven points were nervous looking at this most prestigious ghost in the underworld.
It turns out that this fierce ghost looks like this, and he is still handsome, and he looks so young. I guess I won't be more than 30 years old when I died.
Chu Jian stared at Lin Yi's eyes with interest, and said with a smile: "I saw Lord Sober again." ”
Lin Yi smiled dryly: "With Mr. Chu here, I believe that these evil things will not be able to make waves." ”
"You're welcome, I'm also a soy sauce maker, and everything depends on the mages and the sober adults."
Liu Dagongzi also rushed over, and Lin Yi couldn't care about it, and stood beside Liudagongzi. separated Chu Jian's line of sight.
The "crowd" stood by the lake and unanimously agreed that Liu Si was in this lake. It's just that Liu Si's combat power is super strong, how to find him? Even if he finds it, how can he be subdued?
Lin Yi squatted down, observed that the water level had dropped a lot, and said, "This lake is almost bottoming out, will Liu Si continue to stay at the bottom of the lake?" ”
Grand Master Liu said: "Liumen is not so easy to move. Also, don't underestimate this Beihai Lake, even if the water level drops by half, it is still not to be underestimated. ”
Back at Dajue Temple, everyone began to discuss how to lure Liu Si out.
Everyone brainstormed and decided to combine Liu Si's hobby of martial arts to lure this person out.
"What about Xianxia dramas?"
Lin Yi explained with a smile: "A Humen apprentice who was subdued by me was watching a Xianxia department, but Liu Si snatched his mobile phone. Later, I came back to her and asked for her phone. I'm thinking, will this Liu Si love Xianxia dramas? "Because "Phoenix" is still on the air, the video only has two episodes on the shelves every day, and I have to wait for tomorrow after watching it.
If Liu Si likes to watch dramas with this kind of theme, he will definitely not enjoy it after watching it, and it makes sense to come to Hu Ge to continue watching the future.
Liu Dagongzi thought for a while and said, "I don't know much about this, but Liu Si loves to listen to operas, especially martial arts dramas, and he loves boxing, which is also famous." Xianxia drama? This will also have a martial arts theme, right? ”
Lin Yi nodded.
Master Daxing's disciple said: "Then let's try it, build a peng by Beihai Lake, play a Xianxia drama and see if you can lure him out." ”
The man took out his phone, searched the Internet, and then pointed to one of the TV series: "That's it, right?" It's said to be quite popular. The protagonist is also quite handsome. ”
Liu Dagongzi looked at it, and also nodded: "Yes, a few days ago, I went to Shangqing Temple to do some things, and found that the Taoist priests there were collectively looking at it, and they didn't pay much attention to me." Later, I also took the time to watch it for a while, and it was really wonderful. ”
After a pause, Liu Dagongzi wondered again: "It's just this actor, why does the more you look at it, the more familiar it feels?" ”
Lin Yi: "......" Fortunately, my brother used the disguise charm today.
Lao Cao glanced at Lin Yi meaningfully.
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After leaving the Dajue Temple, after Lin Yi returned to his soul, he came out of the bedroom, and the great immortals stayed at home, sitting on the sofa on all fours, sucking incense comfortably while watching TV.
And the incense in the cardboard box under the coffee table is already empty.
Lin Yi almost couldn't take a breath, feeling that he was not raising pets, but raising sons, or a group of losers.
Bai Jie, who has career cancer, has lost her former cleverness, and when she saw Lin Yi come out, she only glanced lazily, and continued to eat, looking lazy and lazy.
Lin Yi kicked the cardboard box into the coffee table, and said angrily: "You guys are too good to eat, this is your ration for a month, but it takes you two days to eat it all." It's not going to be popular this month. ”
"No, master." Pets protest en masse.
Bai Jie said, "If the master withholds theirs, he can't detain mine." Because I saddle my master every day, who has the greatest credit among all the spiritual pets? Domineering looking around.
Hu Qidao: "Bai Jie is responsible for the work in front of the scenes, and my husband and I are responsible for the behind-the-scenes, so that the master has no worries, and our credit is not small." The good-looking fox glanced at Huang Wu with contempt.
Huang Wu immediately said: "My wife and I guard our home for the master every day and don't let Xiaoxiao invade. Taking care of the housework and tidying up the house can be regarded as settling the owner's rear. ”
Bai Jie said: "Barely a little credit." ”
The immortals collectively looked at the black painting.
This flying door is cheap, greedy and lazy, even his stainless steel incense basin is dirty and has never been washed, let alone his bird's nest, which is dirty and messy.
Wu Hua was watching the TV series and watching Zhile, when he suddenly noticed that something was wrong with the air, glanced up, rolled his eyes and said, "See what I do?" With his wings, he pointed to Xiao Fenghuang played by Lin Yi on TV, "Without me, where did Xiao Phoenix come from?" It can be said that without my dedication, how can there be the role of Xiao Phoenix, who is domineering and flawless? ”
Everyone looked at the TV together, and Xiao Fenghuang, who was arrogant and domineering, was leading a group of Fei Clan to fly towards the Tiger Clan, ready to settle accounts with the Tiger Clan. That scene, comfort for the magnificent, only to see in the sky, the flying tribes neatly lined up in various phalanxes, the beautiful and beautiful golden phoenix in the middle of the guard, the birds put out a parade phalanx, all flew to the distance, from near and far, from far and near, high and low, fast and slow, long and short shots, the magnificent momentum that can not be described in words, it makes people's blood boil, addictive.
These shots are all real birds leaving the country, and it is indeed inseparable from the credit of Wuhua to make a group of ordinary birds so obedient and shoot such a shocking scene.
The immortals were silent in unison, and finally, they collectively looked at the snake under the sofa.
"Mourning Eleven!"
Chang Shiyi lay on the ground, digesting the food in his stomach while watching the TV series, and before he knew it, he was fascinated. Seeing someone calling her, she raised the snake's head in confusion.
Each spirit pet has a unique personality, Huang Wu with sand sculpture and two, Wu Hua with a poisonous mouth and arrogant black painting, Bai Jie with green tea and career cancer, Hu Qi who is spicy and clever with a belly, Chang Shiyi who is gambling and greedy, Huang Qi and Hu Ba's sense of existence is slightly weaker, which spirit pet do you like the most?
I personally write and sometimes want to laugh, and suddenly I feel that even the spirit pets have been carved and painted so well by me, but I don't have the ability to shape the heroine well, so I can only cover my face and walk away.