Chapter 313: Stealing Chickens Doesn't Make Rice
Because there were relatively high steps under my feet, my whole body threw myself down the steps.
Liu Si wanted to go to the rescue, but he had just pounced out, but his legs were dragged, Liu Si kicked desperately with his legs, turned his head to look at Qing's miserable grimace, wearing a black high hat, and said angrily: "Get out, death is impermanent!" ”
Lao Cao grinned and threw Liu Si away.
At this time, Li Jinde had already rolled all the way down the steps, fell with a blue nose and swollen face, not only fell dizzy, but also broke his leg. The only thing Liu Si, who was blocked by Lao Cao, was to beat Lao Cao violently to avenge Li Jinde.
"Death is impermanent, you fucking look for death!" Liu Si was furious, grabbed Lao Cao and beat him wildly.
Lao Cao endured the pain, took out a handful of incense and said, "Don't, I'll let you fight when I'm done eating the incense." ”
Liu Si snatched the incense with his hand, and said hatefully: "It just so happens that Benlong hasn't eaten for a long time." ”
Li Jinde, who couldn't be helped by everyone, looked at Liu Si, who was eating there, and his heart was congested.
But when he thought of Liu Si's ferocity, he swallowed his words again. looked at Lao Cao in horror.
Is this the impermanence of the soul? He just stumbled himself, right?
Li Jinde is in the shadows.
Lao Cao floated in front of Li Jinde, crossed the layers of crowds, and squatted in front of him, his miserable face was full of schadenfreude: "Li Jinde, your good days are coming to an end." Let's enjoy the last days. ”
Li Jinde: "......" and then shouted desperately, "Fourth master, fourth master!" ”
Liu Si, who is known as the fourth master, has turned into a snake body, lying on the ground and eating desperately, eating like a fairy, how can he pay attention to him, even if he hears it, his cold pupils only glanced at it slightly, and said, "What is it called?" You can't die anyway. Then he continued to eat it.
Li Jinde's bodyguard could only carry Li Jinde into the car and send him to the hospital. But Li Jinde was still shouting: "Fourth master......"
"Mr. Li? Who is the Fourth Master? The bodyguards looked at each other and looked around. Even some artists who want to lick Li Jinde are also searching for the so-called fourth master.
Lao Cao ignored Li Jinde, squatted in front of Liu Si, and watched Liu Sisheng suck a large bundle of incense, and then slammed his diaphragm, and the snake's body squirmed, and he collapsed on the ground and didn't move.
"Tut-tut!" Lao Cao rubbed Liu Si's snake body, and the snake body really didn't move, but the snake pupils glanced over and warned: "Don't touch me, otherwise Benlong will swallow you in one bite when he recovers." ”
Lao Cao looked up to the sky and shouted: "It's really a willow gate that remembers to eat and not to fight." No wonder Lin Yi repeatedly assured that although this Liumen has a high force value, he is extremely greedy, let him use incense to tempt the other party, and ensure that after the other party finishes eating, he will be paralyzed and let him clean up.
Liu Si's murderous reputation spread throughout the four gates more than 100 years ago, and Lao Cao, as the chief of the soul hook, did not dare to fight alone. It was only after Lin Yi's repeated assurances that he mustered up the courage to work.
Unexpectedly, Lin Yi really said that this guy is really a glutton.
Obviously, there has been a bloody lesson, but I still don't remember it for long.
Seeing Lao Cao's expression, Liu Si also suddenly understood, and said inwardly: "Death is impermanent, you dare to touch me to try!" I, Liumen, will never give up. ”
A sneer came: "Then try it." ”
The familiar voice came, and Liu Si recalled the picture of being pressed to the ground and beaten in the depths of his soul, and the snake body involuntarily shrank, staring at this impermanence, and scolded in his mouth: "The guy who hides his head and tail, he doesn't even dare to show his true face, it's a shame!" ”
Lin Yi didn't use the disguise charm, only wore a demon mask.
Lin Yi smiled: "Are you sure you want to see my true face?" ”
Although Liu Si was stupid, he wasn't too stupid in the end, so he said: "You look like a ghost, you won't even see it for me." Then he said angrily, "I didn't provoke you, why do you want to provoke me?" ”
Lin Yi asked: "Let me ask you, why did you get involved with Li Jinde?" ”
Liu Si glared and said, "That's my freedom, can you control it?" ”
Seeing that Lin Yi raised the Zhijin Fen Whip, he quickly changed his words: "I was originally cultivating in my Dragon Palace, but it was this guy who burned incense to my Dragon Palace to make me a great immortal." Although I was not hungry, I was honored by him. But I don't really look down on him, he smells of copper and has a black heart. But he promised me that as long as I promised to be his immortal family, he would shoot the second part of "Phoenix" to me. I really like Xiao Fenghuang so much, so I agreed to be his immortal. ”
The crowd was speechless.
Bai Jie scolded: "Are you stupid? Since you like Xiao Phoenix, you might as well go to Xiao Phoenix's actor. ”
Liu Si said: "Yes, why didn't I think of it." Hey, by the way, is Xiao Fenghuang the actor that Lin Yi? I took a look just now, and I do have the charm of Xiao Phoenix. Where does he live? ”
Lao Cao: "......"
Lin Yi: "......"
Holding down Bai Jie, who was about to speak, Lin Yi said, "Liu Si, make a deal with you." Leave Li Jinde immediately, and a year later, I will let you watch the second part of "Phoenix". ”
Liu Si's eyes lit up, and then he said suspiciously: "Why wait until a year later?" I want to see it now. ”
"Because the second part is still being filmed, it will take time."
Liu Si was a little dissatisfied: "Li Jinde can also let me watch the second part." ”
"But I can let you tie you up now, get you locked up in the capital city god temple, beat you up first, and then starve you for thirty or fifty years, how about it?"
"You threaten me?" Liu Sisi was furious, "Haven't we already talked about it?" Why do this to me? ”
Lin Yi was speechless, he was really a simple and innocent Liumen, this kind of thing can be said, do you still need a reason to beat someone?
Alas, I wanted to be a reasonable ghost, but reality didn't allow it.
So Lin Yi said coldly: "Let's be honest with you, I don't think Li Jinde is pleasing to the eye." Sooner or later, one day he will have to be cleaned up. If you continue to be his immortal family, you will be my enemy. Think for yourself. ”
Liu Sidao: "Then I can't just leave Li Jinde?" So what have I become? Although he doesn't look down on Li Jinde, since he has agreed to be an immortal, he has to keep him safe. was tripped and injured by Lao Cao just now, which was already his dereliction of duty. If he is greedy for life and afraid of death, he will leave his family directly, and it will be too embarrassing for him.
Lin Yi was a little surprised, he didn't expect this guy to have such a contract spirit, and he was a little impressed by him. Then he said, "Okay, then I will fulfill your morality." With a wave of his hand, the pets went into battle one after another and began to beat Liu Si, who couldn't move because he ate too much.
Even Chang Shiyi also joined the group fight.
Liu Si shouted angrily: "You guys who take advantage of people's danger, shameless and shameless." ”
"Chang Eleven, why don't we belong to the same family, but you actually kill each other?"
Chang Shiyi kicked him desperately, scolding in his mouth: "Who is in the same door as you idiot? Do you deserve it too? Shame. ”
Although Liumen generally has a low IQ, he knows how to hide it.
Yanamon is a natural overeater and will have a period of weakness after eating. Therefore, Liumen usually chooses deep mountains and old forests or private spaces to eat. How can he be like this idiot, the enemy is currently the enemy, and he actually dares to eat. It's just a once, and it's a second time, I've never seen such a stupid Liumen, and I almost cried stupidly by this thing.
Liu Si also regrets it very much now, and he has to blame that impermanence. But now it's too late to regret it, so I have to beg for mercy: "Don't fight, I obey, I obey the negotiation, and immediately dissolve the relationship with Li Jinde, it's done, right?" "These bastards, hit him on the head, damn it, it's killing me.
Lin Yi stopped at this time, and said to Liu Si, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face: "You are limited to three days to terminate the contract with Li Jinde." Otherwise, you will bear the consequences. ”
Liu Si's eyes showed a fierce light.
Lin Yi said again: "I can clean you up twice, I can clean you up three times, countless times, do you want to try?" The golden whip in his hand was lightly beaten in his hand.
Liu Si knew that this golden whip was powerful, and even Lei Gang who came out of the palm of the other party's hand was also a little stunned, so he withdrew his ferocious anger and said unwillingly: "I know." I'll ask Li Jinde to terminate the contract in a while. ”
……
After returning to his soul, he found himself lying on the sofa in the living room of Sun Qinqin's villa.
"Who got me back?" Lin Yi asked Sun Qinqin.
"Your agent, Liu Quan, he carried you into the house." Sun Qinqin replied with a smile.
Lin Yi was stunned for a while, then suddenly jumped up and shouted, "How does he know ......?"
Sun Qinqin smiled helplessly: "I called you, but no one answered." He just happened to pick it up. Then he spread his hands, and said everything that was not said.
Lin Yi patted his head and sat down on the sofa again. But soon, he regained his composure and said, "It's okay, he's always wondered who my girlfriend is." Now that I know, I don't think I will object to it anymore. ”
Sun Qinqin smiled: "That's right." Except for the shock at the beginning, then he almost didn't dance anymore, and after carrying Lin Yi in.
Knowing that they had obtained a marriage certificate, their mouths were wide open, but they were still happy to see it, smiled from ear to ear, and even scolded Lin Yi for not being authentic.
didn't even tell him about such a big event, treating him as an outsider.
Sun Qinqin asked Lin Yi again: "How is it?" Has Liu Si solved it? ”
"Solved." Lin Yi stretched, "I didn't expect this guy to be stupid like that." Lao Cao directly said that he was stupidly crying by this guy, hehe. ”
Sun Qinqin also laughed, "It's good to be stupid, it's powerful and smart Liumen, that's not easy to deal with." ”
"But this guy still has merit, although he promised not to be Li Jinde's protector again, he promised to give Li Jinde three years. Within three years, I was not allowed to fight Li Jinde's idea. ”
Sun Qinqin asked, "You agreed." "Not a question, but a definite.
"Well, there's no reason not to say yes." Anyway, Li Jinde didn't have Liu Si as a backer, and he couldn't make waves. Come to think of it, Liu Si should be warning Li Jinde at this time.
……
Li Jinde had just come out of the hospital, in a wheelchair, with a plaster cast on one leg. Seeing Liu Si, who had a blue nose and swollen face, he was taken aback: "Immortal family, why did you become like this?" ”
Liu Si wiped the scars on his face embarrassedly, and asked rhetorically, "Why did you offend the big scoundrel who was awake in the world?" ”
"What?"
"An extremely arrogant and domineering impermanence in the underworld, or an inspector with rank. On his hat is written the sobriety of the world. ”
Li Jinde was at a loss, "No, Dongyue Cao Meng is clearly written on his hat." It's not human sobriety. ”
Liu Si rolled his eyes and scolded: "That is a sober partner in the world." It is not him that you have sinned, but that the world is sober. ”
Li Jinde: "......" he has already been blinded, and he has never heard of this person...... Feminin.
Liu Si said again: "Forget it, I can't tell you clearly." In short, the world is sober and says that you have offended him, and the consequences are quite serious, and he threatened me not to be your protector, otherwise I will clean up with me. He wiped the wound at the corner of his mouth again, Chang Shiyi, a bastard thing, was so ruthless.
Li Jinde was shocked, and hurriedly said: "Daxian, I really don't know, I hope Daxian will protect me." ”
Liu Si said impatiently: "Look at what I've been beaten into, I can't protect you." Let's terminate the contract, and you can ask for more blessings in the future. ”
After a pause, Liu Si said again: "Don't blame me, I've done my best." I've been beaten like this, and I've fought for you for three years of peace. In the next three years, as long as you don't do bad things, human sobriety can give you three years to repent. If you don't change your life, you won't be able to blame anyone. ”
Li Jinde's mouth opened wide.
Liu Si took out a piece of yellow paper, which was the contract written between them at the beginning.
Liu Si first pressed his handprint, then handed it to Li Jinde, urging: "Hurry up and press your handprint, from now on, you and I will be clear." ”
No matter how Li Jinde pleaded and promised to honor him every day and eat more incense, Liu Si was unmoved.
Although he was forced to terminate the contract with Li Jinde due to the underworld forces, he also fought for him for three years with all his might. It can be regarded as worthy of his conscience and the oath he made at the Niangniang Temple.
Forced by Liu Si's threat, Li Jinde had to write his name on the contract and press his handprint.
Thinking of the cruel words that had only been released recently, the corners of Li Jinde's mouth were bitter, and he still didn't give up: "Can the fourth master ask me about that impermanence, where did I offend him." "He is a big living person, and he has offended the impermanence of the underworld, will he have a good life? He was now certain that Wang He had been killed by impermanence ghosts. No wonder he died so miserably.
Liu Sidao: "I didn't ask. The black-hearted big hooligan is old and cruel, his cultivation is high, his reputation in the underworld is also loud, and he also has a few immortals as pets by his side. Although Ben Long is not afraid of him, he also has to avoid his edge. ”
"By the way, where does Lin Yi, the actor of Xiao Phoenix, live? Tell me, I'll go find him now. I'm going to be his protector. "I glanced at Lin Yi from a distance last night, and he looked quite handsome, which was quite in line with his aesthetics.
It's also a beautiful thing to admire handsome guys every day.
Li Jinde: "......"
He really didn't expect that he would steal chickens and rice.
He didn't expect that this Liu Si would play cards so unreasonably.
Li Jinde, who was unwilling, said again: "Fourth master, as long as you continue to be my family immortal, I can also send beautiful women to serve you." ”
Liu Si opened a pair of triangular eyes: "What are you talking about?" ”
Li Jinde hurriedly said: "I have signed a lot of female artists, all of whom are tender and beautiful. Ring fat swallow thin, everything. As long as the fourth master ......"
Liu Si was furious and roared at him: "You old thing, you really have a bad heart. The female color is not only a steel knife for scraping bones, but also the biggest obstacle to the cultivation of immortals into immortals. How difficult it is for this great immortal to cultivate, you dare to drag this dragon back, you should be punished! ”
Li Jinde, who was slapped twice, couldn't say how bitter he was.
(End of chapter)