Although Chang Men also wanted to call Chang Shiyi to him and admonish him a few words, he also thought that Chang Shiyi was not favored by sober adults in the world, and Chang Shiyi stayed by playing the sad card with a dead face, and he had no confidence to show off, so he had to eat silently.

As for the White Gate......

Lin Yi sat on the VIP seat, quietly looking at the four gates, Hu Huangliu often knew it, just by looking at the appearance of these immortals, he could guess their roots.

But the old man and three young people who are sitting in the corner and shrunk down to eat fragrant and are obviously out of place with the surrounding immortals, which way are the immortals?

This old man and the three young men, looking cowardly, with glasses on the bridge of their noses, obviously sitting on the table of the Eight Immortals, facing away from everyone, shrinking their brains, are really incompatible with other immortal families.

Following Lin Yi's gaze, Lao Cao explained: "That should be the White Gate." ”

Huang Da, who was drinking with Lin Yi, also looked over and laughed: "I didn't expect the old lady of the Bai family to come." I thought the White Gate wouldn't come. ”

"The White Gate and the Yellow Gate are not on good terms?" Lin Yi asked.

Huang Da replied: "It's not that it's not that it's not harmonious, it's that the White Gate and the major immortal gates rarely come and go." So it was indeed a bit surprising to be able to see the white door at Xiaoxian's inauguration ceremony today. ”

Lin Yi asked again: "White Gate...... Don't you like to deal with others? ”

Relying on Lin Yi's pet, Hu Qi, who still has a little face in Lin Yi's place, somehow jumped over: "This Baimen doesn't like to deal with people, it's completely autistic children." has been staying in the deep mountains and old forests, and rarely interacts with the outside world. And Lin Yi's habit of popularizing the white door, not to mention self-isolation, is simply the ceiling of the social fear world.

And the cultivation method of the White Gate is also very different from the Four Great Gates, which can be regarded as a suicidal cultivation, so the White Gate will wither, if it were not for the state to list the White Gate as a third-level protected animal, it is estimated that the mix would be even worse.

Of course, the white gate is in the four gates, and it has been mixed up badly enough.

Hu Qi's adjectives are very appropriate, this white door almost doesn't talk to the four gates, even if the yellow door takes the initiative to talk, the young white door actually turns around and faces the wall directly, but he doesn't talk to the yellow door head-on, so angry that the yellow door directly rolled up his sleeves to beat him. And the white door didn't fight back, directly incarnated into the original form, erected a full body of thorns, the yellow door had no way to start, so he had to leave hatefully, and "bah" said: "What a dead door!" ”

Lin Yi watched it straight.

In addition to the four gates, the black painting of one person occupying the entire table also looks out of place. I saw that this guy was occupying a table alone and was eating and gnawing wildly, and from time to time he rolled his eyes with the yellow door next door and said: "Don't be angry with your yellow door, feng shui takes turns, thirty years later, maybe it will be the turn of this great immortal to be the spokesperson of the Niangniang Temple." ”

These words angered the Yellow Gate, everyone knew that this dead flying gate was a crow, just talking bad and not good, for fear of being cursed by him to come true, immediately surrounded him in the middle, and decided to beat this guy in a group.

Wu Hua was not afraid at all, and immediately tore his throat: "Master help, Huangmen wants to kill me!" ”

Master......

Huangmen's heart sank, and they only then thought that this dead flying door was also the pet of a sober adult in the world.

It is said that it is still a pet that is recognized by sober adults in the world, and its status is quite transcendent.

Seeing all the eyes coming, Lin Yi said angrily: "If you keep your mouth shut, no one will say that you are dumb!" ”

Seeing Huangmen's solemn expression, Hu Qi grinned and scolded at the black painting: "Didn't you listen to the master?" Hurry up and shut your mouth, no when you're dumb! "Hehe, Huangmen doesn't dare to clean up the black paintings, I dare.

Huang Wu stopped doing it, and he was unwilling to scold Wuhua.

With my Huang Wu in the Yellow Gate, there is no need to be afraid of the cheap flying door of Wuhua.

Chang Shiyi also felt that the opportunity had come, so he hurriedly scolded Wu Hua for a few words and brushed off his sense of existence.

The black painting is one to three, but it is not afraid at all, after scolding Hu Qi, scolding Huang Wu, and then scolding Chang Eleven, it is not the same.

"Hu Qi, you are dead, do you want to quarrel?"

"Huang Wu, you sand sculpture, last time I only cursed you as a turtle bastard, it's not fun?"

"Chang Eleven, you are a mourner, isn't it good to be obedient to your corner? Do you dare to provoke your Uncle Wu? Believe it or not, Uncle Ben will beat you back to your original shape with a word? ”

Lin Yi's face was full of black lines when he heard it, and he warned: "Black painting! Dare to say more, believe it or not, I will smoke you? He also warned Hu Qi and others, "You guys also shut up!" ”

"But master, this cheap bird's beak is too bad." Huang Wu puffed and said.

actually cursed them for taking turns in the yellow door feng shui, it was simply too vicious.

It's been so many years, and the Yellow Gate has finally come out for the first time, and before he has time to be angry, he was cursed, can he not be angry?

Lin Yi soothed: "Don't have a relationship with him." When he returned, he withheld incense for ten days. ”

"Long live the master!"

Wuhua stopped doing it: "Master, you are too much, too partial, I don't accept it!" ”

Lin Yi's tone was cold: "Say one more word, and deduct incense for a month." ”

Wu Hua quickly closed his mouth.

After eating Huang Da's previous wine, it also confirmed the relationship between Dongyue Yin Si and Huang Da, and the two sides continued to cooperate and strive for a better tomorrow together!

……

The next day, Lin Yi got up early in the morning and went to Linglu Mountain, he is now the tourism ambassador of Linglu Mountain, and will go to the mountains to shoot a promotional film under the director's arrangement.

It just happened that Linglu Mountain Niangniang Temple held an event, and now there are many people on the mountain, and when Lin Yi arrived, the tourists were already crowded. Everyone heard that today's famous artist Lin Yi will come to Linglu Mountain to shoot a promotional video, and many fans have come to the mountain to have a close contact with their beloved idols.

When Lin Yi arrived at the foot of Linglu Mountain, he couldn't walk, because the front was already surrounded by fans. Fortunately, Lin Yi was prepared, greeting fans all the way, please chase the stars sensibly.

"Everyone wants to chase me on the screen, I really have nothing to chase in reality, I in reality, I may also be a bad fisher, what if I find out that I am still a big man? It's not going to destroy itself, is it? ”

Lin Yi's self-deprecating words amused everyone, and fans took the initiative to get out of the way, but they took out their mobile phones one after another.

Thanks to Lin Yi's efforts in the early stage, fans also kept their sanity and did not have brainless actions. Even Lin Yi only looked outside the cordon during the filming.

Lin Yi wore an off-white gown from the Republic of China, with a straight collar, a big back comb, and gold-rimmed glasses, just like a literati who read poetry and books during the Republic of China.

Not only did the fans drool after watching it, but even Liu Si, who followed all the way, was also fascinated, looking at Lin Yi obsessively in the dark.

Seeing this, Hu Qi on the side suddenly thought about it and said to Liu Si: "It's so far away, can you see it clearly?" ”

"It's a little hard to see."

"Then you can take a closer look."

"Forget it, it'll disturb this kid's work. I'll just watch TV when the time comes. ”

"Stupid, how can there be a real person watching TV? Don't you think that the host is more handsome than on TV? ”

Liu Si thought about it, and sure enough, he climbed forward for a distance.

Hu Qi said again: "Closer, closer, you can see clearly when you are closer." ”

Lin Yi stood under the pine tree, posing according to the director's request, fans, the cameraman's lens was flashing rapidly. A large black snake also appears in the shot, gasping and rising and falling with each other. A pair of frightened eyes stared at the big black snake that was only a few centimeters away from Lin Yi, and many people were so nervous that they were about to faint.

Lin Yi also noticed something from the eyes of these people, subconsciously turned his head, and saw a black snake head, spitting snake letters, staring at himself with cold snake pupils, the diaphragm deserved it, subconsciously slashed over, and slapped the black snake on the head, "What are you doing here, get out of here!" ”

Liu Si was slapped in the face, and was so dizzy that the snake body fell off the trunk of the tree, and then quickly shuttled away.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, put the heart that had jumped into their throats back into their stomachs, and then burst into enthusiastic cheers: "My brother is mighty, even a snake dares to beat it!" ”

Lin Yi: "......"

Then, the news about Lin Yi slapping the big black snake while filming in Linglu Mountain made headlines again.

This time, there are videos and truths, various versions of videos are running around the Internet, there are videos taken by fans themselves, and there are also official videos from various angles, and then those big Vs and senior entertainment reporters who specialize in eating this bowl of entertainment mix and cut the snake pumping actions from all angles together, which looks even more enjoyable.

In the video, Lin Yi's pupils were dilated after seeing the black snake, and he could feel the suffocating tension across the screen. But the next moment, the picture of Lin Yi slapping the past was so powerful and domineering. The black snake was directly pumped away, the snake's head hit the trunk of the tree, and then the whole snake body fell to the ground, and then fled in a hurry, adding countless comedies. Netizens also gave the black snake various emojis and inner activities: "The most aggrieved snake in history!" ”

"Lao Tzu just came out to chase a star, who did you provoke?"

"This man is not easy to mess with, I'd better slip away."

"Human routines are deep, I still go back to the countryside."

And Lin Yi's sentence "What are you doing here, get out of me!" The words were also played out of various stalks, and netizens took them out to make fun of them, saying that Lin Yi was mighty, and he didn't panic when he encountered a snake, which was really awesome.

Some netizens who are not Lin Yi fans saw this video, and they couldn't help but leave a message to express their opinions, and they said that their stomachs hurt with laughter. This snake never dreamed that it would be slapped by humans.

Netizens played all kinds of stalks on the Internet, and Lin Yi continued to shoot in Linglu Mountain.

Also because of the appearance of Liu Si, the staff of the scenic spot were also nervous for a while, and hurriedly beat the grass everywhere to startle the snakes, sprinkle realgar on the road, beware of poisonous snakes, if you bite someone, then you have to be. That big black snake is poisonous at first glance.

Liu Si, who was slapped by Lin Yi, suddenly turned into a human body, hanging on a big tree that people couldn't see, hating itchy, and secretly swore that you Hu Qi couldn't run the monk to the temple. I heard a burst of ridicule in my ears again.

"This willow gate is really stupid."

"Liumen has always been stupid, do you know now?"

"It's still me who is smart, I never take the initiative to appear in front of people, and human beings are the most hateful and cruel. Only by staying away from human beings can we live a long time. Just this willow gate, stupid and stupid, deserves to be smoked. ”

"You said that this Liumen took the initiative to expose himself, will it cause us trouble?"

"It's really possible, hurry up and notify the boss, gather all the immortals, and drive this idiot out of Linglu Mountain."

"It's not enough to just drive out of Linglu Mountain, human beings will not give up, we should catch this willow gate and throw it directly to humans, otherwise all the great immortals in our Linglu Mountain will suffer."

"Yes, yes, yes......"

The more Liu Si listened, the more angry he became, turned into a snake body, quickly slipped down the tree, and bit the yellow gate with a huge mouth.

Huangmen was also alert, and when he saw such a big black snake, he knew that he couldn't fight the enemy, so he quickly farted and ran for his life.

"It stinks to death." Liu Si was so smoky that he almost fainted, and this stench was blown by the mountain wind, and many people also smelled it, and they were disgusted and disgusted.

Lin Yi also smelled it, and almost gaged.

The faces of the scenic spot management committee are blue, didn't you look at the imperial calendar when you went out today? So many pilgrims and tourists are stinky like this, who will come to Linglu Mountain to play in the future?

Lin Yi, who was so disgusted by the stench that he instantly understood that this was a fart from a weasel, although he didn't understand what was going on, he quickly explained to everyone: "Don't panic, everyone, it should be a fart from a weasel." It is estimated that the weasel met a natural enemy, so he farted and fled for his life. ”

Lin Yi's explanation not only failed to comfort the members of the management committee, but his face became even darker.

Weasels are not a good thing, and many people do not have a good impression of weasels because they are very evil, and if they accidentally provoke them, they will suffer endless revenge.

If tourists know that there are weasels in Linglu Mountain, who will come to Linglu Mountain to consume?

But as soon as Lin Yi's words fell, a red fox jumped on Lin Yi.

Lin Yi thought it was another mountain surprise, and subconsciously slapped over.

"Ahh The crowd of onlookers covered their mouths.

"Ouch......" an angry female voice came.

Lin Yifang recognized that this was Hu Qi, because the scream was too familiar.

Hu Qi got out of the grass and glared at Lin Yi aggrievedly.

Lin Yi was also a little reluctant, squatted down, touched her fox head, and said, "Didn't hurt you, did you?" "He knows his strength too well.

"Humph!" Hu Qi said aggrievedly, "I'm making a show for you, don't be ignorant." ”

Lin Yi: "......" suddenly thought that this guy was the same as Bai Jie, he was also a proper career cancer, or the kind that was in the advanced stage and could not be saved.

Fans who have been staying not far away to watch Lin Yi's shooting even put on a filter halo and said that my brother is so handsome, even the fox is fascinated. and also directly admitted, "Alas, I'm my brother's brainless fan." ”

The director suddenly had a flash of inspiration and hurriedly said: "The actors continue to interact with the small animals, and the photographers, everyone is in place." ”

Lin Yi had no choice but to squat down and shake Hu Qi's hairy paws.

Looking at the red fox who took the initiative to rush into Lin Yi's arms, fans were even more excited, and many career fans had already thought of their lines: "What kind of luck am I?" I was fortunate enough to see my brother being hugged by a wild fox, slightly! ”

When the members of the management committee saw the red fox, their faces turned bright, and the fox appeared in the scenic spot, and they also took the initiative to appear and jump into the arms of the actors, which was indeed a major publicity point.

Hu Qi saw that everyone was almost shooting, so he jumped off Lin Yi and got into the grass.

And the first thing Lin Yi did was to pat his body, it smelled of fox, and he hoped that this customized robe that cost more than 10,000 yuan would not be stained with fox odor.

Hu Qi, who was pierced in the heart: "......"