Dou 26 of the Fujia Six Gates

Huang Wuyan said: "We can't see the luck in human beings." However, the human being who was targeted by Wong Tai Sin escaped again and again, so this person must have luck. This kind of person can't be killed three times in a row, and we won't continue to retaliate. ”

Hu Qi was also unwilling to be reluctant and said: "I didn't see luck from the master, I only know that the master is kind-hearted, righteous, and upright, so he follows the master with a dead face." ”

Several eyes looked at Lin Yi at the same time.

Even Sun Qinqin couldn't help but ask Lin Yi with a smile: "Kind-hearted?" Isn't it just? Are you talking about it? ”

Lao Cao clutched his stomach and laughed: "This is the funniest joke I've ever heard." ”

Lin Yi touched Hu Qi's head, "You still know me best, and I'll give you more food this month." ”

The meaning of adding food is to add fragrance.

Hu Qi raised his claws and shouted: "Long live the master!" ”

Bai Jie was envious and jealous, and hurriedly came to Lin Yi: "Master, you are not only kind-hearted, righteous, and upright, but also vicious and hateful, resolute, and heroic and unyielding. You are so good that you are qualified to be my master. ”

Lin Yi touched her head and said, "It's so good at sycophancy, it seems that I don't need to give you a taste in the future." ”

Bai Jie was dumbfounded, unwilling to shout: "Why? Master, it's not fair. ”

"The traces of sycophant kung fu are too heavy, and most of the performances are performing, and they are seriously failing."

Learn Hu Qi, it's also a sycophant, but it sounds comfortable.

Bai Jie cried like a complaint: "Master, I'm just telling the truth." You can't treat me like that. ”

Lin Yi said solemnly: "You praised me so well, I'm a little embarrassed." What if I stay in the room one day? ”

Bai Jie was stunned: "That...... How about I scold you again? ”

Lin Yi: "......"

"Black-hearted, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, treacherous and cunning, ruthless and black-hearted, inconsistent on the outside, hypocritical, poisonous and bitter, stingy and stingy, Huang Shiren is alive, Zhou is the second?"

Lin Yi: "......"

Sun Qinqin laughed breathlessly, and Lao Cao laughed even more.

The immortals wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, but Chang Shiyi came over and added: "Plus Sven scum, with a tiger's heart!" ”

Sun Qinqin couldn't hold back any longer, and his laughter almost fell.

Lao Cao hugged his stomach and shouted, "I can't laugh anymore!"

Lin Yi grinded his teeth, and his handsome face was full of annoyance.

He pointed to Chang Shiyi: "You, deduct half a year's incense." ”

pointed at Bai Jie again: "You ......"

Bai Jie pounced on Lin Yi and cried with sadness: "Master, although you are black-hearted, Huang Shiren is alive, and Zhou is the second, but I can't stand it." Mistress, if the master is just blindly loyal and kind, righteous, upright, and vicious, I believe you will not fall in love with the master, right? ”

Sun Qinqin was asked, thought for a while, and said, "You're right, it seems that you understand a woman's heart the most." ”

Men are blindly honest and faithful, with an aura of justice and a mouth full of benevolence and morality, but there will be a sense of distortion.

With a little caution, some caution, a little cunning, and a little calculation, this is called true and full.

Sun Qinqin looked at Lin Yi, thinking back to his acquaintance with him in the underworld over the years, and he who saved himself from fire and water several times, at first gave her the impression that he was upright and righteous, until the more he got along later, he found that behind this person's righteousness was pretense, the other side of righteousness was inconsistent, and the other side of seriousness was black and treacherous.

In this way, it is easier for him to capture her heart and make people like it from the heart.

Bai Jie Fox Paw held Sun Qinqin's hand: "Master, you can speak fairly." Since I became the master's spiritual pet, I am loyal to the master, the sun and the moon can be seen, I can beautify my face, and I can earn money to support my family. Walking outside, all-encompassing, omnipotent, inside, the housekeeper director shoulders to shoulder. Out of the hall, down to the kitchen, it can be said that this home, without me, will have to be scattered. ”

Sun Qinqin held the white and beautiful and neat fox paws, and said with a smile: "Well, I see your dedication to our family." ”

Then he said to Lin Yi: "You are not allowed to deduct Bai Jie's military salary, you can only increase, not decrease." ”

Lin Yi said kindly: "Obey, wife." ”

"Long live the Mistress!" Bai Jie raised his paws and shouted, and when he saw Lin Yi's eyes shooting coldly, he immediately said, "Long live the master." ”

Lin Yi was very upset: "Remove the word!" ”

Lao Cao sneered: "The latter sentence is unwilling, how much failure you are as a master." ”

Bai Jiebai glanced at him: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute." ”

Hu Qi crossed his waist impatiently and said, "Are you still finished?" Do you want to do business? ”

Hu Ba secretly pulled the fox fur on Hu Qi's back, Bai Jie has added benefits, you are usually so sharp, you can bear it?

Is it a big heart, or did you not expect this?

After many years of husband and wife, Hu Qi didn't know Hu Ba's thoughts, and immediately gave him a reassuring look.

Lin Yi patted his head: "Where was the trial just now?" ”

Huang Qi reminded: "Dou Erliu was ordered by Bai Jing to come and steal the master's luck. ”

Lin Yi asked Dou Erliu: "How are you going to steal my luck?" How do you know I have luck in me? Also, what did White Mirror do with stealing my luck? ”

Dou Er said angrily: "You ask so much in one breath, how do you want this great immortal to answer!" ”

"As a prisoner, how can you still be so horizontal?" Lin Yi raised his eyebrows in surprise.

Huang Wuyi slapped his paws and turned the gray door on the spot a few times.

"As a prisoner, you are still so horizontal, doesn't this show the incompetence of us immortals?" Hu Qi directly buckled a big hat and turned on the destruction mode of Dou Erliu.

Dou Erliu was beaten and screamed again and again, and hurriedly said: "Don't fight, don't fight, I said, I can't do it?" ”

The luck on human beings is indeed invisible and intangible, but Dou Erliu had close contact with Lin Yi as early as half a year ago, but was burned by the yang energy on Lin Yi's body. Only then did I understand that this person has great luck.

Lin Yi's face was clouded, "Half a year ago? "Why is he unimpressed?

Dou Erliu explained: "Yes, half a year ago, you were filming in the Northeast, and I sneaked into your room at night to teach you a lesson, but as soon as I touched your body, I was burned. That's when I found out. ”

Lin Yi was still blindsided, but this did not affect his train of thought.

He looked at Bai Jie with a cold gaze.

"I remember, half a month ago, I was still filming "Roaring Snow Mountain" in the Northeast, and at that time, you, Hu Qi, and Hu Ba all followed."

Bai Jie and Hu Qiyi raised their fox paws one after the other to show their loyalty.

"Master, Hu Ba and I have always been loyal and dutiful to your side, it must be Bai Jie, she loves to steal and hide lazy."

Hu Bahou said knowingly: "Yes, master, you are filming in the Northeast, and after leaving your soul at night, my wife and I have been staying by your bedside." Never slack. ”

All eyes were on Bai Jie.

Bai Jie thought about it, and also raised the fox claw: "I don't justify my negligence, please ask the master to give me a chance to make amends." ”

Hu Qi was dumbfounded.

Lin Yi and Sun Qinqin also had question marks on their faces.

Huang Wu and his wife were also a little strange, admitting their mistakes so happily, which was not in line with Bai Jie's usual style of acting.

Lao Cao was also a little impressed, and said in a strange manner: "The white lotus suddenly became bright, and I am really a little unaccustomed to it." ”

Lao Cao was also a little impressed, and said in a strange manner: "The white lotus suddenly became bright, and I am really a little unaccustomed to it." ”

Hu Qi secretly screamed badly, and hurriedly said: "Master, it's not about Bai Jie, it should be me and my husband who are lazy, so that this gray door can take advantage of it." If the master wants to punish me, he will punish me. ”

Guarding a body is too untechnical, and occasionally the couple will indeed secretly go out for a ride, and if they are not serious, it is estimated that the gray door will take advantage of the void.

It is also thanks to the master's yang energy, no, luck protects the body, and does not let the gray door succeed, otherwise they can only apologize with death.

Hu Ba also reacted and echoed.

It's just that the couple has lost the opportunity, and they have made Bai Jie brush a wave of goodwill, and they hate it so much.

Where no one could see it, Bai Jie grinned triumphantly at Hu Qi, so angry that Hu Qi wanted to tear her fox mouth apart.

Dou Erliu shouted a little angrily: "Please, don't you want to interrogate me?" Can you be more professional? Speed points? Sharp? ”

Lao Tzu was lying on the ground, his body and mind were severely damaged, and he had to keep acting like he was scared, I was also tired, okay?

Not only Lin Yi and Sun Qinqin, but also the great immortals, and a ghost, all felt that the interrogation work was indeed not very professional, and they were always crooked, and they coughed lightly a few times uncomfortably, got back to business, and continued the interrogation.

Bai Jie came to Dou Erliu and said condescendingly: "Now I'll ask, you answer." ”

"Did you attack the master half a year ago? Can my master provoke you? ”

"Of course there is, whoever told him to pee on my hole, I couldn't get angry, so I wanted to take revenge on him."

A pair of eyes all looked at Lin Yi, as if to say: It turns out that you also do this kind of thing.

Lin Yi's old face was about to be lost, and he had to defend himself: "I'm a man, and I'm in the mountains, outdoors, outdoors, ask yourself, when you want to be convenient, don't you also want to solve it on the spot?" ”

Sun Qinqin shook his head and said, "Even if it's outdoors or in the mountains, I won't urinate anywhere." ”

Lin Yi was annoyed and angry: "You are a woman, of course you will be embarrassed, but I am a man." ”

Sun Qinqin covered his lips and laughed: "Okay, I'm not a moralist, don't worry, I won't criticize you." ”

Several great immortals turned their heads in unison, of course they would not criticize their masters, because they had nothing to do with the male and female, and who was not the master of open defecation, they were even more embarrassed to accuse.

Bai Jie asked Dou Erliu again: "How did you originally want to take revenge on my master at that time?" ”

"Take a few bites on him and suck him in yang for a few days."

The way the six gates take revenge on human beings is either to make trouble or to suck human yang energy.

But as a serious cultivator, he would not absorb human yang energy, and that would violate the rules of heaven.

But Dou Erliu had no worries about this.

"Because before this, I had already inhaled the yang energy of several people. Anyway, if you suck one, you will be punished by God, and it doesn't matter if you suck two or three. ”

Bai Jie asked again: "You originally wanted to absorb the master's yang energy, but you were burned by the yang energy on the master's body, so you decided that my master has atmospheric luck, right?" ”

Dou Erliu glanced at Lin Yi and said, "Although human beings have their own yang energy and can not be disturbed by yin and evil, they are not omnipotent. As long as I am willing, no matter how much yang energy I have, I can inhale it. But it's strange that your yang energy can burn me. I understand that you have great luck. Because, only people who have atmospheric luck will have the yang energy on their bodies scorching. ”

The immortals were collectively shocked and looked at each other.

Even Lao Cao was shocked, pointing at Lin Yi and asking Dou Erliu: "What do you mean, the gas that can burn us on this kid's body is not called yang energy, but luck?" ”

"It can be understood that way."

"Damn, no wonder." Lao Cao shouted, "Lao Tzu has been a ghost for hundreds of years, and it's not that he hasn't seen a person with enough yang energy, but he has never been burned by yang energy." You're the first. It turns out that you are not called yang at all. ”

Bai Jie asked Dou Erliu a lot of questions: "Since you know that my master has great luck, why do you dare to commit it?" Aren't you afraid of being burned by luck? ”

Dou Erliu kept his mouth shut.

"Say!" Huang Wu raised the tweezers and said viciously, "If you don't say anything, pull out your teeth." ”

Intimidated by Huang Wu's obscenity, Dou Erliu had to tell the truth.

"Because Tian Jing gave me a transfer bottle, saying that if you take the transfer bottle and aim it at the nostrils of humans, you can put human luck into the transfer bottle."

"Transfer bottles?" Bai Jie's eyes lit up, and he immediately ordered, "Search!" ”

Hu Qi, Huang Qi, Hu Miao, and the three mothers don't do it, this gray door is dirty and smelly, and its body is still bloody, so I don't want to dirty myself.

As a last resort, this kind of rough and dirty work had to be done by Huang Wuhuba.

I saw Hu Ba lift Dou Erliu's two bloody hind legs, lift his head to the ground, and shake it vigorously.

All kinds of gadgets on Dou Erliu's body fell down with a clang.

Lin Yi and Sun Qinqin's faces were full of surprise, there was no bag on this gray door, where are these things stored?

Hu Qi explained: "When the immortal family cultivates to a certain level, it will automatically have storage space. ”

Dou Erliu saw that his old bottom had been exposed, and he wanted to desperately make amends, but he couldn't match Huang Wuhuba's strength, but was beaten up fiercely.

The immortals picked up the things they were interested in, and then threw them to the ground in disgust.

"It's not eating it, it's eating, Izumi!"

Gray Gate's treasures are either half of the fruit, or a small bite of bread and food, none of which are on the table.

Hu Ba picked up a strangely shaped strip of cloth: "What is this?" ”

Seeing this, Hu Qi snatched it away, threw it away, and said in disgust: "Okay, you Dou Erliu, you are a dead pervert, you are a male, right?" is still stealing women's underwear, is it ashamed! ”

Dou Erliu shouted: "That's the cloth that Lao Tzu stole from the human balcony to sleep on, you are a dead end, you love to ruin the image of my gray door." ”

Only Lin Yi picked up one of the golden things and put it under the light to take a closer look, "It seems to be a gold bracelet." ”

He handed the gold bracelet to Sun Qinqin.

Sun Qinqin turned his head away and fanned his nose with his hand.

"Take it farther away, it stinks." Even if it's real gold, she's not uncommon, because it's so stinky.

Lin Yi pinched his nose with one hand and studied this thing with the other, "It's really a bracelet, it's hard to say whether it's gold or not." ”

The immortals gathered around, and after looking at it, they clapped their hands and said, "It's really golden, master, you can make a lot of money." ”

A few pairs of paws tugged at a group of dusty objects for a while, and they were all excited.

"This seems to be jadeite, look at this water head, the best."

"This is bloodstone, right?"

"This one seems to be mutton fat jade."

"Hey, this is a board finger, and there is an emerald ...... here."

"And diamonds, wow...... What a big diamond, master, you make a lot of money. ”

"The gray gate is rich and the six doors are really worthy of the name."

(End of chapter)