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The message he posted in the WeChat group that night that "I often bumped into evil spirits when I was a child" is his ironclad evidence, and it is better to take the initiative to say it yourself than to let the black bull be exposed first.
"Ha, you kid has today!" Feiying laughed wildly, threw away Lin Yi's waist, and returned to his place to sit.
The giant lion forcibly pressed Lin Yi to sit on a chair.
"Be honest, don't play tricks."
Lin Yi rubbed his wrist that was pinched by the white elephant, and straightened out his pants that were crumpled by the Swift Thunder God, and complained: "You guys are so disrespectful, but I am also your boss now, and I am so rude to my boss." I've decided to put little shoes on you. ”
"Hey, if I can get the shit out of your ass, the little shoes will be the little shoes, I don't care."
"Makes sense!"
The judge and the captain exchanged glances, and then the captain asked the black bull, "Did you get this kid to fuck the shit in his ass?" ”
Hei Niu cried and laughed: "This is about to start eating, can you not talk about it like this...... It's disgusting. ”
Seeing that Lin Yi's face was full of lovelessness, everyone burst into laughter.
"Do you tell the truth yourself, or let me reveal your bottom in person?"
Lin Yi sighed, raised his hands and said, "Confess leniently, confess leniently!" ”
Seeing that everyone was staring at him, he closed his eyes, looking like a broken jar.
"I'll tell you the truth, in fact, I've been able to see ghosts since I was a child, and I still know Cao Meng."
"Lying grass!" Most of the members hadn't reacted yet, but the members of the paranormal team were collectively boiling.
The rooster and the gopher rushed over excitedly and grabbed him by the collar: "Is it the chief of the soul in the underworld, Lord Cao Mengcao?" ”
"Yes."
"How did you meet? What exactly is the relationship between you? ”
"Speak quickly!"
Lin Yi had a struggle on his face, and finally abandoned his weapon and surrendered.
"I only met last year. Once, he came to my house to steal food, and I found out. At first, I pretended not to see him, walked through him, and closed the kitchen door. I noticed that as he walked through him, he bared his teeth and muttered, 'This kid has so much yang energy on his body that it burns Lao Tzu to death.' 'I know that my yang energy is heavy, and my courage is stronger, and the black bull didn't say it? As a state official, I have my own national spirit to protect him, and the ghosts and gods dare not interfere, so I was even more bold and gave him a few ear scrapers casually. He was dizzy. ”
Lin Yi added half of the truth and half of the fake.
Anyway, the only two who know that he is clear and clear, and Qingming is not here.
He didn't lie about the experience of meeting Lao Cao at the beginning, but the time was changed by him.
"You're brave enough." The black bull said, "What happened later? Won't Lord Cao be angry? ”
"Of course you get angry, raise your mace and knock me. How could I be beaten while standing, so I got with him. ”
"And then? You win? ”
"He didn't win, but he didn't have a good time either." Lin Yi said, "I also know that people are ghosts and gods, and they are the chief of the soul hook, even if they can't beat me, there are ways to retaliate against me." So I relented to him and promised to invite him to eat well, but he reluctantly lost his breath, but asked me to offer him food unconditionally. I thought I could afford a little food, so I agreed. Since then, he has often come to me for food. ”
The black bull tilted his head and stared at him, trying to see any clues from his expression.
But Lin Yi would let him see through, and added very naturally: "When you came to the crew that day, did you see me sitting on him?" ”
"That's not right!" Hei Niu said, "That day in the crew, I saw with my own eyes that you not only sat on Lord Cao, but also beat people to the ground. proves that you are not afraid of Lord Cao, but Lord Cao is afraid of you. ”
Lin Yi sighed, and sure enough, none of these guys were good at stubble, so he had to continue to make it up.
"Ghosts are also afraid of the wicked, so I don't need to say more about this truth, right?"
"What's more, Lao Tzu is righteous, invincible to all evils, and protected by national fortune, so what if he is a ghost and a god? Can it be higher than me, a public official with my own national fortunes? Usually I respect him, offer him food and wine, and also care about his identity as a ghost. It's really going to me off, and it's hard to be tough with him, only for his injury. You know, those who are stunned are afraid of the horizontal, and those who are horizontal are afraid of not dying. If I break the net with him, he won't be able to please him. ”
Then he looked at the black bull with a proud face, and said proudly: "Brother is such a cow!" ”
The black bull sat down again, "Yes, you cow!" ”
Lin Yi breathed a sigh of relief and was very happy.
Although the hellish secret can't be kept, fortunately, the most important vest has not been exposed.
"Those who are on the crew, why do they lose that memory at the same time?" Black Bull asked again.
Lin Yi spread his hands and said, "How do I know this." It should have been done by Lord Cao, as a ghost and god, it shouldn't be difficult to erase the memories of ordinary people. ”
The black bull slapped him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Since you know this Lord Cao, it couldn't be better." Then please help me contact Lord Cao and ask him why he appeared at Tian Jing's house last night and took away the souls of Tian Jing's father and son? ”
Lin Yi: "......"
He suppressed the shock in his heart, looked at the black cow, and asked, "What do you mean?" Last night, Cao ...... Adults appear at Tian Jing's house? ”
Hei Niu briefly explained the original situation, that is, with the cooperation of civil organizations and the tracking of gophers, they targeted Tian Jing. Last night, he sneaked into Tianjing's house in the middle of the night, and not only found the lair of Gray Gate Dou Thirteen, but also found Lord Cao, as well as Mr. Jin, a red fox, a yellow skin, and a long white snake mentioned in the mouth of the mad mouse.
The members of the paranormal team who participated in last night's operation also added in a rambling voice.
"They also removed the Tian family's antiques, furniture, kitchen utensils, and food."
"I saw with my own eyes that Lord Cao moved the soul, and that Mr. Jin and the great immortals moved the real thing."
"That Chang Chang also found a lot of gold from Dou Thirteen's lair, we all hate it, but that Mr. Jin doesn't dislike it, and says that gold will shine wherever it is, and took away all the valuable things in the gray door."
"By the way, Mr. Kim also owns a large ultra-modern truck."
"Also, Mr. Kim also has a C license. But he didn't know how to drive a big truck, and later he found a Westerner who could drive a big truck. ”
"Listening to Lord Cao's tone, this Mr. Jin also has an identity in the yang world."
"Still a public figure."
Everyone, you and I will say it to you.
Although Lin Yi has always been calm, he is already crazy in his heart.
He didn't expect that their every move last night would actually be watched by all the people in the supernatural team.
The only thing to be thankful for is that he walks in the underworld, subconsciously uses the disguise charm, and changes his costume and accent, which is already a habit carved into his bones. Otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable.
However, Lin Yi still followed the words of the black bull and asked about the situation of Tian Jing's father and son.
"After committing so many heinous blood crimes, how can I let him go again, and now he is staying in the basement." Hei Niu replied, "It's just that their souls are gone, and they are probably detained by Lord Cao." ”
Hei Niu suddenly looked at Lin Yi: "Since you know this Lord Cao, can you contact Lord Cao for me?" ”
Lin Yi hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I'm just an ordinary person, how can I deal with ghosts and gods?" Don't be embarrassed by me. ”
But I was thinking in my heart, when I went back, I would have to explain to Lao Cao, don't say anything about last night.
Hei Niu said: "It's Dou Erliu who hasn't been found yet, this guy has seven lives on his hands, and if he is indulged to mess around, innocent people will suffer." Therefore, it is necessary to find Dou Erliu in the shortest possible time. Return the sun to peace. ”
Lin Yixin said: Dou Erliu is still closed in my space.
Everyone is almost done with this meal. Because it was Lin Yi's treat, everyone was not polite, not only to order the expensive ones, but also to order good cigarettes and wine.
Lin Yi was also ready to be slaughtered. Thinking about last night's words and deeds, so many people actually looked into their eyes, and I was afraid.
Fortunately, he behaves well, is cautious and careful, and every time he goes out, he must easily pretend and change his voice, otherwise the last vest will really not be able to keep.
……
The mad mouse was the most proud, and he took the gray wolf's arm and said excitedly: "I didn't lie to you, there is indeed a fierce ghost in the underworld, named Mr. Jin, who has a very good personal relationship with Lord Cao." Like Lord Cao, they are all senior foodies. Unexpectedly, this Mr. Jin is not only strong in mana, but also so rich. ”
Half ostentatious and half regretful, he sighed: "I have met Mr. Jin twice, and my heavenly eye is closed by him, saying that yin and yang are separated and cannot be crossed." said that I am a yang person, and I have close contacts with the underworld, and I will not end well. I haven't seen a ghost since he turned it off for me. But Mr. Kim left a deep impression on me. ”
“…… Personable, handsome, handsome and knowledgeable. Between the opening and closing of his eyes, the superior was not angry and threatening, which made people dare not be presumptuous. Mr. Jin laughed, like a spring breeze, like a sunny and cheerful boy. In front of me and Lao Hu, he was approachable and had no arrogance at all. In the face of Lord Cao, a famous ghost in the underworld, he laughed casually, occasionally scolded him with a poisonous mouth, and even beat him. But Master Cao never fought back, even if he was scolded, he was not angry. Don't look at Lord Cao's majestic face, there are always cruel words on his lips. But every time Mr. Kim glanced at him, he became honest. Haha, sure enough, it's one thing down one thing. ”
After the mad mouse finished speaking, he saw so many people staring at him quietly, and he didn't speak, and couldn't help but wonder: "What do you think of me like this?" ”
The judge pillowed his chin with his hand, looked at him sideways, and thoughtfully said: "From your mouth, it feels like this Mr. Jin is not simple." ”
Everyone nodded.
"It's not simple, it's definitely not simple. You think, that Lord Cao, his temper is notoriously moody, and he is a dignified ghost and god, and his magic power is strong, but everyone saw the situation in Dajue Temple that day, obviously, in terms of force value, Mr. Jin is definitely above Lord Cao. ”
Everyone nodded, deeply agreed.
"At that time, I felt that this golden-clothed ghost spoke in a tone that kept pace with the times."
The rooster learned Mr. Jin's movements and tone on the spot: "I think you can carry it again." ”
"Hold on a little longer, persistence is victory, come on, I'm optimistic about you!"
The rooster behaved vividly, making everyone laugh, and they all said that this Mr. Jin has the potential to be angry and not pay for his life.
The black bull asked the rooster to tell everyone about the stealing of the Dajue Temple, and patted Lin Yi on the shoulder and said, "Do you know what else this Lord Cao has done sand sculpture stupidity?" ”
Lin Yi shook his head and said, "He only comes to my house occasionally to eat, and I don't know much about him." ”
The black bull snapped his fingers at the rooster, gopher, etc., "When I went to Dajue Temple to eat, I told the koi what you saw and heard. ”
So everyone scrambled to talk.
"That's right, we have to start with dealing with the female rakshasa ......"
The other members who didn't go to the Dajue Temple to eat, although they already knew the story, but the atmosphere was in place, everyone was still happy to listen to it again, the golden monkey was a newcomer, and it was the first time to hear that this Lord Cao still had such a stupid and cute sand sculpture, and they laughed breathlessly.
Lin Yi also smiled in response to the situation: "This Lord Cao can do anything to eat." But it was the first time I heard that I went to Dajue Temple to steal food and was surrounded and suppressed by monks. Then he said to them, "The next time I meet him, I'll have to laugh at him about it." ”
"Brother supports you."
"It's still you cow, in front of Lord Cao, a few of our brothers, we only have to pay for the smiling face. You are so powerful, you dare to directly harden others. The gopher said to the black bull, "How about we go out on a mission in the future and call the koi fish as well?" ”
The black bull fell into deep thought.
Lin Yi hurriedly said, "Don't." Although I have a national sports body, I'm still afraid of this thing. I still want to live a few more years, you can spare me, or my heart won't be able to stand it. ”
The Black Bull took a step back and said, "We'll have to go back and continue interrogating the gray door in a while, so you can go with you." ”
Lin Yi said: "I can see the hell, but I have never seen anything in your mouth." Forget it. ”
"Okay, Tian Jing's father and son are guilty of heinous crimes, but the soul is gone, and we can't judge him. I'm going to contact Lord Cao, in case Lord Cao refuses to come, you have to say a few kind words for me. ”
Lin Yi gritted his teeth and said, "In broad daylight, you are going to contact him?" How do you get in touch? ”
"How can I have the ability to contact Master Cao directly? I can only go to Shangqingguan first, and after burning incense, I will contact Lord Cao's subordinates first. His subordinates will arrange another time. ”
Lin Fu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Do you still want to go to Shangqingguan?" Okay, you go first, I'll go home first, and then I'll go to Shangqingguan with you. ”
……
Lin Yi drove back home, hurriedly sent a letter to Lao Cao, and left him a message.
He also called the great immortals to discuss countermeasures.
"The bodies of Tian Jing's father and son were taken away by the 149 organization, and now they are imprisoned in the basement, and there is no need to worry about their lives for the time being." Lin Yi asked Bai Jie, "How is the interrogation of their father and son going?" ”
After learning that Tian Jing's father and son's bodies were missing, Lin Yi made two preparations, asking Bai Jie to pry open the father-son's mouths at all costs.
"Master, after half a night and half a day of interrogation, Tian Jing has already confessed." Bai Jie kept yawning and handed Lin Yi a thick wad of yellow paper.
Lin Yi took the yellow paper, looked at the words written on it, and his face turned blue.
I quarreled with my mother again, this time I didn't hold back anymore, I smashed Huanglong, my mother was embarrassed and left, for half a month, I quarreled with my dad almost every day, and cursed me for not dying well, I won't live to be 40 years old, I don't believe it, let's see.
I'm now over halfway through 39, and I've been really in bad health lately, so I've been taking medicine for half a month. It was only yesterday that I learned from my dad that my mom cursed me every day at home. I didn't take death seriously, but I was very vindictive, so I immediately cut off my mother's insurance and canceled the water and gas bills and broadband deductions in her home. And make a will, even the insurance beneficiary has been changed again.
In addition, no matter how sincerely I wish my mother, I must die after me, and it is best to live a long life.