Hu Qi was scratched, touched the face that was caught, and found that there were blood stains on the hairy paws, and he was furious, "I not only want to be friends with you, but also kill you." ”

Hu Qi and Bai Jie got up, hit from the sofa to the sofa, opened their mouths wide, scratched each other's faces, and in order to avoid being bitten by each other, they threw their foxes back one after another, opening their mouths and baring their teeth while scratching each other with their claws.

Hu Qi gradually fell into disadvantage, after all, ordinary foxes and nine-tailed foxes were not in the same grade.

Hu Qi was caught all over his face, and his sharp mouth was also bitten by Bai Jie, not only bleeding, but also taking away a piece of skin and flesh, he was even more furious, and roared angrily: "Hu Ba, you god damn, do you watch your wife being bullied by this slut?" ”

Hu Qi disdained to fight with his mother, but he couldn't let his wife be bullied, so he had to step forward and pull the fight.

With the help of Hu Ba, Hu Qi scratched and bit Bai Jie, and Bai Jie was scratched squarely, so he had to move the rescuers.

"Huang Wu ......"

It was found that Huang Wu and his wife had already gone into hiding.

"Mourning...... Chang Eleven, what are you still doing in a daze? Come and help me. ”

Chang Shiyi stood up and looked at the three foxes with fox fur flying, a little at a loss. biquge.biz

Hu Qi scratched Bai Jie violently, and bared his teeth at Chang Shiyi: "Good, I still have a few sticks of incense in my house, you can hurry up and eat it, and strive to make up for the broken tail." ”

"Oh, okay." Chang Shiyi was also a little moved, this Hu Qi is usually scathing to her, but he didn't expect to leave her a fragrance at a critical moment.

Bai Jie said loudly: "Chang Shiyi, don't go, you help me kill this slut, and I will give you all my incense." ”

Chang Eleven was entangled.

Bai Jie has saved a lot of incense, definitely no less than Hu Qi's.

Lao Cao said: "Are you stupid, if you eat white incense, you have to help her deal with these two people." Do you think you can beat them both with your small size? ”

Looking at Hu Qi, who scratched and bit Bai Jie, and Hu Ba, who tightly pinched Bai Jie's mouth and paws, Chang Shiyi, who often had a fight, was also a little restless.

Bai Jie was pressed to the ground by Hu Qi and his wife, and he couldn't resist, so he had to find foreign help.

"Master Cao, do you really want to see death and not save you?"

Lao Cao stilted Erlang's legs and said slowly: "Don't, let's call me Cao." ”

Bai Jie was so angry that he could only tear open his throat and shout: "Master, help!" ”

Bai Jie's cry was terrible, and under the eaves, Wu Hua also heard it, and quickly poked his head out of the messy bird's nest and shouted in the direction of the living room: "Bai Jie, what are you roaring at?" ”

Bai Jie hurriedly said: "Wuhua, save me, I'm about to be beaten to death by Hu Qi." ”

Wu Hua smiled: "Yo, your white lotus also has today." Wait a minute, I'll borrow a camera and take a picture of you. ”

"Black painting!" The white roar pierced through the villa and into the sky.

It's just that Lin Yi, who went upstairs to change the child's diaper, also heard the movement below, and had to carry the child downstairs. saw Bai Jie, who was pressed to the ground by Hu Qi and his wife, and hurriedly said, "Hu Qi, Hu Ba, stop." ”

Hu Ba has always been decent, and when he heard Lin Yi's voice, he directly let go of Bai Jie.

Bai Jie, who got the explanation, shot an arrow in front of Lin Yi's feet, hugged Lin Yi's leg and cried.

"Master, you've finally come to save me, woo...... Master, you have to call the shots for me......"

Lin Yi rebuked Hu Qi: "Look at you, what do you look like?" The good living room has been ruined by you, so hurry up and clean up the fox fur. In a while, the black bull is coming, move quickly. ”

Then he comforted Bai Jie: "Don't cry, do you want me to ask Chang Shiyi to give you some medicine?" ”

At this time, Bai Jie was really miserable, and his beautiful and smooth fox fur was almost wiped out, and there were all kinds of paw prints on his face and body. On the pointed fox's mouth, there are many bloody tooth marks, completely like a defeated rooster, pitiful and embarrassed.

Bai Jie hugged Lin Yi's leg and screamed: "Hu Qi, the one who killed a thousand knives, the two of them beat me like this, I want revenge, I want revenge!" ”

There was a sound of brakes outside, Lin Yi hurriedly carried the injured Bai Jie into the moving space, and Hu Qihuba, who was cleaning up the fox fur, was also carried in, followed by Chang Shiyi.

Chang Shiyi didn't have time to react, so he was thrown into the mobile space by the collar.

"What about Huang Wu and his wife?" Lin Yi's eyes were full of light.

"Master, where am I?" Two furry rat heads stepped out from behind the couch.

Lin Yi hugged his son with one hand, picked up Huang Wu's back with the other, and threw it directly into the room.

"What are you going to do, master......"

"Shut up, hide quickly, don't come out without my orders." Lin Yi threw Huang Qi in.

The black bull's voice rang out as well.

"Koi, we're all here, and we haven't come out to pick up the driver!"

"Here we are." Lin Yi hugged his son and whispered a warning to Lao Cao, "Talk less for a while, pretend to be more forced, look at my eyes and act, if you go, I will kill you." ”

"Hey, it's a request for me, and it's still so ......"

"Would you like to pull some free incense for you?"

"Yes!"

"Then behave well!" Lin Yi went out to greet the black bull with the child in his arms.

Lao Cao muttered again: "What about the fox fur on the ground? ”

Seeing that those people were still greeting Lin Yi in the yard, and still teasing the children, they wouldn't come in for a while, so they worked hard to clean up the fox fur on the sofa.

However, there are too many fox furs, and it is not easy to clean up at all, and Lao Cao, who has never done housework, is getting more and more messy, so he simply doesn't get it.

As soon as Rooster and the others stepped into the living room, they saw Lao Cao on the sofa with Erlang's legs, and immediately stepped forward with a respectful smile, and bowed his hand to Lao Cao: "Lord Cao, I didn't expect you to arrive before us." ”

Lao Cao patted the fox fur on his body and said lightly: "This seat has just arrived." On the way here, he also had a fight with a few Humen, and he was covered with hair. ”

Everyone looked at Lao Cao's body, sofa, and carpet, all red and white fox fur, and didn't think much about it, and immediately said: "Lord Cao is mighty!" ”

"Listen to this kid, you have something to do with me?" Lao Cao asked.

Everyone quickly withdrew their smiling faces and explained their intentions solemnly and respectfully.

Lao Cao stretched out his voice and said, "The souls of Tian Jing's father and son have indeed detained this seat. This father and son are simply not as good as beasts. stole other people's luck, and also stole it from Lin Yi's head. Lin Yike is the dinner partner of this seat, and he is the person covered by this seat. is so lawless, don't teach them a lesson, and think this seat is easy to bully. ”

Hei Niu and the others are like the brain-dead respect of their subordinates when they meet the top boss, what the leader says is what it is, they don't dare to refute it at all, they echo it vigorously, and they also scolded Tian Jing and his son.

Lao Cao changed his posture on stilts and said, "Your request has been approved." Although yin and yang are not interconnected, the truth is the same. That is, we will never be soft on evil forces, and we must not allow bad people to bring disaster to the world. It's just that the souls of Tian Jing's father and son were locked up in the cell of the City God Temple by me, so tonight, this seat will release the souls of Tian Jing and his son, let you try it first, and then send impermanence to detain him tomorrow, how about it? ”

Black Bull and the others were overjoyed and expressed their gratitude.

Lao Cao waved his hand and said lightly: "This seat has never dealt with Yang people very much, especially public officials like you. But for Lin Yi's sake, this is the only time, and the next one is not an example. After all, yin and yang have different paths, and the laws in the underworld are strict, if they are reported, this seat will not be able to eat and walk around. ”

Everyone was overjoyed, and it was another burst of sycophancy output to Lao Cao.

The gopher also patted Lin Yi's shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.

Lin Yi hurriedly said: "Don't, Master Cao made it very clear, just this time, I won't take it as an example." If you really want to have in-depth cooperation with Lord Cao, it is better to set up an offering room at the headquarters to worship Lord Cao, and then set up an immortal card for him. If there is anything in the future, you can burn incense directly in the worship room and go directly to Lord Cao, so you don't have to convey it through me, wouldn't it be better? ”

Everyone's eyes lit up.

"We all dream of worshiping Lord Cao, but we are afraid that Lord Cao will think that we are vulgar and embarrassed, and disdain our offerings."

Lao Cao said slowly: "This seat rarely deals with Yang people, mainly because it is troublesome. However, you are all special talents, and there may be many places to cooperate with the underworld in the future. That's it, I'm going to make it difficult for me, and I'll give you a chance to perform. ”

Everyone was overjoyed, and they all said that after they went back, they immediately set up a longevity card for him, put incense on the case, set up shrines, and offered fruit wine and delicacies.

Seeing them like this, Lao Cao's serious and cold grimace finally showed a smile, and waved his hand: "Okay, you all go." This seat and Lin Yi still have something to say. ”

The crowd walked away with great gratitude, and very respectfully first half-bent over, took three steps back, and then turned and left.

Before leaving, one by one they were still squeezing their eyebrows with Lin Yi, and some people even said to Lin Yi: You must wait for this master well.

……

"How did my brother behave just now?" As soon as these people left, Lao Cao couldn't wait to ask Lin Yi for credit.

Lin Yi put his son on the carpet and gave him a toy to play with by himself.

"Very good at leadership." Lao Cao is serious, he is still quite able to bluff people, especially the appearance of pretending just now, speaking slowly and slowly, at first glance, he is an old fox in the officialdom, pretending to be forced to have a temperament.

Lao Cao smiled, put his legs on the coffee table, and hummed a song in his mouth.

"Brother also has human incense now, hehe!" Looking at the fruit on the coffee table, he picked up the grapes and ate them, and then spit the skin and grape rice on the ground.

Lin Yi said disgustedly: "There is a trash can next to it!" ”

"If I don't, I'm going to throw up on the ground." finally has a high-quality incense offering from human beings, and Lao Cao floated away for a while. Not only spit on the ground, but even on the sofa.

After the grapes were shown off by him, he ate melon seeds again, and the melon seed shell was also spit out when he opened his mouth, and after a while, the coffee table, the sofa, and the carpet were full of melon seed skins and all kinds of fruit peels.

Lin Yi's face darkened, and he narrowed his beautiful Danfeng eyes and threatened, "Are you itching again?" ”

Lao Cao said provocatively: "Not convinced? Hit me, hit me! ”

Lin Yi couldn't hold back any longer, rolled up his sleeves, and went to beat him in the face.

"How dare you do it!" Lao Cao was so angry that his miserable face turned even greener. A tongue sticks out and licks his face with a wet snort, delusional to disgust him.

Lin Yi was really disgusted enough, and sneered: "It's time to loosen your muscles and bones!" Ignoring the disgust, he grabbed his tongue.

"Woo ......" tongue was grabbed by Lin Yi in his hand, and it was immediately burned into black smoke, Lao Cao hurriedly withdrew his tongue, but he still jumped in pain.

"You black-hearted and rotten lungs, you know that the yang energy on your body will burn me, and you want to hurt me."

"Can't stand it? Next, take on an even more violent storm. Lin Yi grabbed Lao Cao's collar, punched him in the face, knocked him to the ground, and continued to step on him. kicked Lao Cao so much that he yelled.

Anyway, the ghosts and gods can't be killed, so let's vent to your heart's content.

Lao Cao couldn't stand the beating, so he had to endure the pain while gradually approaching the gap under the coffee table.

When he squeezed his body into the gap and only had a pair of feet left, Lin Yi made another move, grabbed his ankles, dragged him alive, pulled Lao Cao's legs long, and tied them to the foot post of the coffee table.

At this time, Lao Cao couldn't run away, and he couldn't hide, so he had to cry and beg for mercy.

"Lin Yi, you turtle bastard, Lao Tzu wants to break off his friendship with you!"

"Are you sure?"

"Forget it, you let me go quickly, I can consider being friends and partners with you again."

"No, I beat you up, and you still want to be friends with me, my conscience will not be able to get by."

"Who called me a man...... Hey, you're going to let me go, I can't stand it. Lao Cao got up from the gap and threatened, "If you don't let me go again, I will expose your vest." ”

Lin Yi kicked over.

"You fight, fight, you can't beat me anyway." Lao Cao said ruthlessly, "You have to think clearly, or let me go quickly, and then honor ten bundles of incense and a cart of gold ingots." Either let me expose your vest. ”

Lin Yi: "......"

Looking at the broken jar and broken old Cao, Lin Yi was really stumped.

Seeing this, Lao Cao smiled and said, "What? I'm afraid, hey, little sample, if you are willing to cut your body, the emperor Lao Tzu can also pull off the horse! ”

Lin Yi couldn't see that this guy was arrogant, and kicked him in the face again.

"Koi, what are you doing?" The rooster roared.

Lin Yi's body stiffened, and his heart immediately gurgled.

He turned his head slowly, looking at the rooster that had reappeared in the doorway.

The latter stared at him, and his eyes almost became a pair of eyes.

Seeing the people coming, Lao Cao was the most relaxed, and he actually had kung fu to laugh.

"This time, I see how you quibble."

"Koi, you, you...... Lord Cao, why are you ......" The rooster was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

Lord Cao, the famous chief of the underworld, the fierce ghost of the underworld with high mana and moody temperament, was actually beaten by a koi, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes...... No, he must have been dazzled, he must be dreaming.

Lin Yi was really going crazy at this time, his brain was completely dead, so he could only say mechanically: "Rooster, listen to my quibbles...... No, you listen to me. ”

"Okay, you can explain it quickly." Lin Yi stared at the dog's stunned eyes, which pleased Lao Cao and smiled even more happily.

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