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Tong Yao, who was buying a hair dryer, sneezed and thought to herself: Someone must be saying bad things about her behind her back.

There are few people in the family courtyard who like themselves, Tong Yao knows this very well, so she tries to avoid them as much as possible, but she still can't stop everyone from saying bad things about her behind her back, as long as she steps into the family courtyard, small animals such as mosquitoes, flies, cockroaches and other people are buzzing and nagging others to talk about her gossip behind her back, Tong Yao feels tired of listening to it.

After buying the electric fan, Tong Yao went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables and pork, and when she returned to the family home, she happened to hear Chen Yanmei and Li Nuanchun chatting in the house.

Chen Yanmei has a black-and-white TV at home, but she only watches it at night or when she is alone in the house, and she never watches it when Li Nuanchun is there, and always feels that she has spent a lot of money to buy a TV set for others to watch too much.

Tong Yao took the hair dryer back to the house, turned on the fan and blew it for a while, the weather was hot, she was afraid that the meat she bought would taste at noon, so she boiled it in boiling water first, and then returned to the house to rest, a few flower mosquitoes buzzed over and circled around her, seeing that the situation was to fall on her arm, Tong Yao waved her arm to scare the mosquitoes away, and listened to the mosquitoes buzzing.

[This woman's thin hand is quite strong, but fortunately I reacted quickly]

[Don't be afraid of her, take advantage of her to find a chance to suck more blood before she leaves, her skin is tender and easy to eat]

Tong Yao rolled her eyes, suddenly had an idea, and warned in a crisp voice: "I can understand what you are saying, I advise you to run quickly, don't hang around here, otherwise I will buy a bottle of mosquito spray, and I will kill you all as soon as the door is closed." ”

These days, from the gossip of the little animals, it can be judged that the little animals can understand human language, and she can also understand the language of small animals, so wouldn't it be able to communicate without barriers?

In order to test whether he could do it, Tong Yao deliberately said these words to test it.

Sure enough, the buzzing of the mosquitoes that heard this was silent for a few seconds, followed by a rampant laugh.

[She said she could understand us, and she died laughing, haha]

[How can humans understand our language, stupid woman]

"What are you laughing at?" Tong Yao was sure that she could communicate with mosquitoes without barriers this time, and at the same time she was a little happy and pretended to be fierce and threatened: "Say another stupid woman to try, I will buy ten bottles of mosquito repellent and spray it from the first floor to the fourth floor." ”

The air suddenly stood still for a few seconds, and Tong Yao saw with her own eyes that the largest flower mosquito fell from the air to the ground in a daze, and lay down for two seconds before taking off again.

【it!】 This woman really understands us.]

A few mosquitoes were like seeing a ghost, and they flew away in the blink of an eye, Tong Yao showed a victorious smile, as long as she could understand it, she would finally be quiet in the future, but she hadn't been proud for long, and the scene in front of her almost sent her away, and a large number of mosquitoes suddenly poured into the cracks of the windows and doors, at least hundreds.

Looking at the army of mosquitoes that appeared in front of her, Tong Yao's first reaction was to turn on the wind speed of the electric fan to the maximum, as long as the wind speed was strong enough, these mosquitoes would have to be blown away.

[It's her, it's her who can understand our language]

A mosquito suddenly came to Tong Yao's eyes, and it was the one who laughed at her for being a stupid woman before.

The corners of Tong Yao's mouth twitched, these mosquitoes did not come to attack her collectively for a long time, but they encountered rare things like humans, she had an idea, sat upright, like an empress, looking at the dense army of mosquitoes and giving orders.

"It's because I can understand you, so I know what you're afraid of, it's better not to hang around in my room if you're okay, or I'll kill you all."

As soon as she opened her mouth, hundreds of mosquitoes immediately buzzed and discussed, just like the village uncle and grandmother discussing gossip together, and her head was throbbing and hurting, Tong Yao lost her temper and said angrily.

"Leave my house at once, or I'll seal the windows and kill you all."

These words were very deterrent, and after a while, all the mosquitoes ran out, and seeing that the last flower mosquito was about to run, Tong Yao hurriedly shouted to stop it.

"That mosquito with lace on its wings, you wait."

[You, what do you want to do, I didn't argue with you] The voice of the lace mosquito trembled, and he was afraid of death at first glance.

Tong Yao held back a smile, "You have nothing to do with a few mosquitoes to go to a few more surrounding houses to hang around, eavesdrop on what they say about me behind their backs, which mosquito doesn't listen to you, you take me to find it, I will kill it directly, and you will be called Mosquito No. 1 in the future." ”

【…… Okay, okay]

Unexpectedly, the human gave himself a name, and Number One flew away tremblingly.

Tong Yao was complacent about her wise decision, and when she glanced at the time, it was only more than ten o'clock in the morning, and there was still more than an hour before Si Chen got off work.

[Li Nuanchun said that you didn't pay the door, Chen Yanmei said that you are the reincarnation of the little fox spirit Si Chen was dizzy, and said that she couldn't find a daughter-in-law like you without money in the future, by the way, she also said that your underwear is full of bells and whistles, and it is worn to seduce men]

Tong Yao almost couldn't help but quarrel with Chen Yanmei, and said angrily: "Take a few more brothers and chase Chen Yanmei to bite." ”

Mosquito No. 1 was so satisfied with the task that it disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Tong Yao lost her sleepiness when she was so noisy, she picked up the medical book and read it, and before she could read it, she heard the buzzing sound of mosquito No. 1 in her ears again, and this time mosquito No. 1 seemed to have encountered something sad, and her tone was extremely sad.

[My eldest brother ate too much and couldn't fly, and was slapped to death by Chen Yanmei, and he shed a lot of blood]

"......" Tong Yao twitched the corner of her mouth, "Then you wait for her to take a nap and then suck it!" ”

[That's right! Mosquito No. 1 blinked and flew away again.

Being made of this commotion, Tong Yao couldn't read a book, and was about to go downstairs for a walk, when he saw the No. 1 mosquito and flew back.

[I forgot to inform you just now, there is a heavy rainstorm today, you go and put away your clothes]

Once experienced, Tong Yao believed in the perception of small animals, and hurriedly went outside to collect clothes, sure enough, at noon, the sky was cloudy, the wind was blowing, and the thunder was bursting, Tong Yao sighed that the perception of small animals was too accurate, and specially praised the No. 1 mosquito.

I didn't think there was anything particularly good about being able to understand the little animal's speech before, but this time Tong Yao seemed to have opened the treasure, and she was so happy that she even felt a little pleasing to the eye when she saw Si Chen.

Si Chen, who came back from work, saw Tong Yao squinting his eyes and smiling all the time, and couldn't help but be a little curious, "What happy things happened?" ”

Tong Yao casually said, "I went to the street today and bought a hair dryer, and consumption makes people happy." ”