The cold air sprinkled by the central air conditioning expelled the heat wave outside, and the guests were all refreshed. In other words, guests sitting at the air-conditioning exit will feel the repeated damage to the body caused by the strong cold air.

The restaurant was full of people, but the cacophony could not drown out the whirlwind that appeared out of thin air, this whirlwind carried a strange roar that made the heart palpitate, and the wig on a young man's head was lifted off, revealing the sparse top of his head.

This wig with real hair is the most popular Korean airplane head style, and everyone from 50-year-old stable men to 20-year-old young people love it.

The wig fell on Lin Yi undeadly, and he subconsciously grabbed it, and then he saw the most refreshing scene.

Tian Yuan subconsciously touched the top of his cool and quiet head, stared at the wig in Lin Yi's hand, his face was extremely ugly, and the small eyes under the lenses shot out a devouring gaze like a fierce beast.

Chang Shiyi's laughter came from his pocket: "Hey, my aunt's telekinesis has finally made a small difference." ”

"Phew, it's my wind control technique." Hu Qi said unconvinced.

"Nonsense, I'm taking things out of the air."

"Shameless, it's obvious that my wind control technique has worked!"

Lin Yi pressed his pocket, signaled the pets to stop arguing, and asked the people around him with a wig: "Whose wig has fallen off?" ”

His voice was high and bright, and he was holding his wig high and asking around.

The pets complained again: "Our owner really has a black belly." ”

"It's not just a black belly, it's just terrible."

Sun Qinqin couldn't help but smile and said seriously: "No one should admit it, so let's throw it away." ”

Lin Yi threw the wig into the trash can with kindness.

Wu Hua said: "The person surnamed Tian must be eager to find a crack in the ground, but I like it." ”

When leaving the restaurant, Sun Qinqin caught a glimpse of Tian Yuan lying on the ground, looking for something on the ground.

Lin Yi followed her gaze and asked, "What is he doing here?" ”

"I don't know."

They weren't the only ones who didn't know why, and most of the people in the restaurant were attracted to the restaurant and gathered around to ask what the farm was doing.

"I'm looking for a crack in the ground!" Tian Yuan was lying on the floor of the dining room, desperately picking at the cracks in the floor with his fingers, and his little bald head on top of his head was pressing his face into the brick cracks.

The onlookers talked a lot, some said that he was a psychopath, and some said, "It's just that the wig has fallen off, so you don't really want to find a crack in the ground." ”

"That's it, who isn't bald these days? Why bother? ”

"It's too unscrupulous."

Wang Wuzhong also hurried over, hurriedly picked up the field that was still desperately picking the floor tiles, and comforted him. But with little effect, Tian Yuan was still reluctant to get up, he had to pick the floor tiles, his fingers were bleeding, and he did not change his original intention.

Wang Wuzhong had no choice but to call a few people and pull the countryside away.

Tian Yuan was like a mad tiger, and he actually shouted: "Don't stop me, I must drill into the cracks!" ”

Looking at the farce in front of him, Lin Yi was greatly shocked in his heart.

The pets were also stunned, and the idyllic struggle of the beasts also put them in a deep crisis.

Hu Qi flattered Wu Hua and said, "Are you hungry?" I still have a few gray eyeballs, and I'll give them to you when I get back. ”

Huang Wu followed: "I just finished a fresh chicken yesterday, and I keep the eyeballs for you." ”

Chang Eleven said in hindsight: "I don't have anything, but if you want to eat it, I'll go catch a few gray doors now to ensure freshness." ”

Wu Hua said arrogantly: "Although I don't want to eat much now, since it is a part of your heart, I can't live up to it." ”

Lin Yi: "......" He patted his pocket and said, "Wu Hua, since your curse technique is so powerful, help me curse Wang Wuzhong again." ”

Wu Hua stretched out the head of a bird with a large nail shell, and said arrogantly: "The deliberate curse is the most ineffective, and the curse is often unconscious, so that the curse can come true." ”

"Master, why do you have to count on me, can't you do it yourself? How awesome the plague god's skills are. ”

Lin Yi's fingers itched again, looking at the countryside that was still trying to drill into the ground and crack the ground that a few people couldn't control, he really wanted to give him a plague skill, but the good memory and the obedience to the law in his bones made him understand that this is an ordinary person, this is just an ordinary person, this is just an ordinary person!

So, Lin Yi stepped forward and said to Wang Wu: "I have a way to recover him." ”

Wang Wuzhong was covering the bridge of his nose, and when he pulled Tian Yuan just now, he was given a full punch by Tian Yuan in the struggle, which hit the bridge of his nose, and the pain made him can't help but shed tears that men will never easily drop.

Lin Yi bumped into the muzzle of the gun at this time, and just became his target of venting, and said viciously: "My eldest brother-in-law can't help it, what can you do?" Or can you be more awesome than my Ph.D. brother-in-law? ”

The eldest brother-in-law in Wang Wuzhong's mouth is Guo Xiaodong.

Guo Xiaodong took a few steps forward and hurriedly asked Lin Yi: "Since you have a way, then hurry up and treat it, otherwise if you continue to be so crazy, the impact will not be good." ”

Guo Xiaodong is the only person in the Wang family who knows Lin Yi's true identity, but he did not tell the Yue family a word about Lin Yi, which is of course related to the fact that he signed a confidentiality agreement, but the real purpose is only clear to him.

Wang Wuzhong couldn't see that his brother-in-law was so polite to Lin Yi, so he said angrily: "Since you have a way, then hurry up and show your hand." ”

Lin Yi asked Guo Xiaodong: "Do you have the urge to urinate now?" ”

"Huh?"

"I mean, do you want to go to the bathroom now?"

"Sort of."

"Let's go together, then." Lin Yi lifted Tianyuan's back collar with one hand, regardless of his desperate struggle, dragged him to the bathroom, and by the way, called the stunned Guo Xiaodong into the bathroom, although he acted roughly, he did not rudely press Tianyuan into the toilet, and said to Guo Xiaodong, who was shocked, "Pour urine on his head." ”

"What?"

Tian Yuan struggled too much, as an ordinary person, he couldn't control it at all, thanks to Lin Yi's huge strength that ordinary people don't have, one hand twisted the collar of his hand, and the other hand pressed him into the toilet, and shouted to Guo Xiaodong: "Hurry up, this guy is evil, you have to use urine to nourish him." ”

Looking at Lin Yi's cold face, Guo Xiaodong shook his hands and unbuttoned his pants.

Wang Wuzhong couldn't resist curiosity, and came to the bathroom with a group of equally curious people.

Tian Yuan, whose whole head was pressed into the toilet, was still struggling there, his hands were also beating indiscriminately, and he even grabbed Lin Yi's pants with his backhand, but Lin Yi clasped his hands neatly and pressed his head deeper.

Tian Yuan's entire head was pressed into the toilet, and he still shouted "Let go of me, I want to drill into the cracks", and kicked Lin Yi with his legs, and Lin Yi stepped on the crook of his knee.

"Hurry up and pee." Lin Yi raised his head and glared at Guo Xiaodong.

Guo Xiaodong shuddered and said, "I can't pull it out......"

"I'm coming!" Wang Wuzhong heard that urine could wake up the countryside, so without saying a word, he unbuttoned his pants and poured it on the head of the garden.

Out of revenge, Wang Wuzhong also deliberately provoked Lin Yi.

Lin Yi was choked with nausea, let go of Tianyuan, and wiped his hand stained with feces on Wang Wuzhong's body.

"What the are you doing?" Wang Wuda shouted and vigorously pushed Lin Yi away.

Lin Yi grabbed him a little, buckled him to the wall-mounted urinal in the bathroom, just pressed his head into the urinal trough, and shouted: "Don't move, be honest with me!" ”

Wang Wuzhong, who was pressed into the urine: "......"

Although the bathroom of the five-level hotel is cleaned and does not have any peculiar smell, but so many people eat, and the cleaners have not had time to do the sprinkling and cleaning, spraying freshener, and the urine tank at this time tastes definitely not much better.

Wang Wuzhong opened his mouth, and a rushing smell of urine poured into his nose, making him retch.

Lin Yi quickly let go of him and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I played the policeman this time, and now I have learned a few tricks to arrest the prisoner, and in a hurry, I will use it on you." Lin Yi pretended to pull Wang Wuzhong up, and wiped his urine-stained hand desperately on him, complaining, "I said that you are really, let you use urine to nourish him, but I didn't let you nourish me, it was all urinated on my hands, it's disgusting." ”

The pets high-fived each other excitedly: "Well done, well done, well done!" ”

Wu Hua said disdainfully: "This stupid lack of two hundred and five, looking at him looks like a dog, but he doesn't do anything, he even dares to use urine to deliberately nourish you, if it is me, I must let him drink half a bucket of urine to vent the hatred in my heart." ”

Hu Qi said: "The master is not you, and he can't do this kind of thing." ”

"If you like to pee so much, then you should keep peeing well, let him pee enough."

Wang Wuzhong's chest rose and fell sharply, his face turned red, his eyes seemed to be devouring, and his fingers pointing at Lin Yi were trembling.

"Lin Yi!" In the thunder on the flat ground, the monstrous hatred was like a substantial evil qi, surging towards Lin Yi.

Lin Yi had already come to the sink outside, squeezed a large amount of hand sanitizer and rubbed his hands vigorously under the faucet, and when he heard the words, he raised his head, looked at Wang Wuzhong, who was so angry in the mirror, that his face was pale, and raised his eyebrows: "Cousin, I see that your Yintang is black, and there may be a bloody disaster, you have to be careful......

As soon as he finished speaking, the wind blew towards Lin Yi, and Wang Wuzhong, who was about to teach Lin Yi a lesson, stopped his steps, hugged his crotch, turned around and rushed into the bathroom, and the action was so fast that he almost flew up.

"What is this guy doing?" Hu Qi couldn't see what was happening inside, and asked puzzled.

Wu Hua smiled: "I guess my curse technique has taken effect, run in and pee." ”

Hu Qi said: "It's not interesting to just curse him to pee, you have to curse him to drink his own urine." ”

"It's disgusting, it's deliberate, it's not working." Wuhua stretched his neck, and he couldn't see Wang Wuzhong's movements, so he had to say, "This deflated three, why can't you come out yet?" It can't be a fall into the toilet. ”

The voice didn't fall for a while, and sure enough, I heard a muffled sound.

Wang Wuzhong really fell into the toilet, and the actual collision sound of his buttocks in contact with the toilet was like a symphony in the recital hall that was ending, giving people a heavy blow to the soul and making people sigh from the heart: perfect!

"Wuhua, your crow's mouth is getting more and more powerful!" The great immortals are 10,000 envy and jealousy in the face of the black paintings that have come true.

At this time, Wang Wuzhong, this fall was quite strong, and it took a long time before he regained consciousness, barely got up, and in the sound of everyone's "why are you careless", he covered his buttocks and roared with bared teeth: "Who tripped me just now?" ”

Everyone looked at each other, saying that no one had tripped him. Wang Wuzhong was willing to believe it, and roared angrily: "You don't even want to admit it, right?" "After walking two steps, I fell and ate.

Lin Yi took out a tissue and wiped his hands, and said, "I told you to be careful, you don't listen, alas, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you." ”

No one took Lin Yi's words at ease, only Guo Xiaodong looked at Lin Yi with a smile.

Lin Yi didn't bird him at all, but looked at the countryside leaning on the edge of the toilet.

At this time, the pastoral eyes, the mirror eyes have long been gone, there is no wig, and the sparse hair on the top of his head looks ten years old, with godless eyes, and he listens to these people in a dazed and embarrassed way to tell him about his out-of-control behavior just now.

Knowing that it was Lin Yi who pressed him into the toilet, Tian Yuan's eyes, which he couldn't lift, suddenly had a target, and immediately burst out with a hateful gaze, "Lin Yi! Where is he now? ”

The do-gooders immediately get out of the way.

As soon as he saw Lin Yi, Tian Yuan's eyes burst out with devouring light, and he roared: "The surname Lin, I'm going to kill you!" ”

Tian Yuan rushed towards Lin Yi at a speed of 100 meters, and then, Lin Yi kicked him out and kicked him into the bathroom again.

"You have to testify for me, he did it first, and he threatened to kill me, I just defended it." Lin Yi spread his hands, with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression.

Everyone: "......"

"The surname Tian, don't be ignorant, everyone saw it just now, you dug and picked at the floor tiles of the hotel, if I hadn't taken the opportunity to pull you to the bathroom, it is estimated that you would have been sent to a psychiatric hospital long ago. What do you call this behavior? Grace will take revenge, you know? ”

Wang Wuzhong's screams rang in his ears again, and it turned out that he fell again, or fell on the toilet. He got up, and somehow, his feet were always slipping, and the toilet seemed to have a deadly suction, always sucking him through.

"Help...... There is a problem with this toilet......"

In such a chaotic scene, Lin Yi clapped his hands and retreated.

……

After going back, Lin Yi gave Wuhua a meal and gave him three extra sticks of incense.

Wuhua stilted Erlang's legs, inhaled the incense comfortably, ate all kinds of eyeballs that the immortals respected, and said to Lin Yi: "I have been wearing this set of clothes for many days, make me another one, no, make two, it must be handsome and fashionable." ”

"Okay, arrangement." For the black painting that has made great contributions, Lin Yi agreed very happily.

Wu Hua said again: "That Wang Wuzhong, it's not a good thing at first glance, master, and the master's mother, you have to be careful, don't be caught by him." ”

also because Wang Wuzhong was promoted to an important department, and Wuhua warned in advance, Lin Yi wanted to secretly stab Wang Wuzhong.

With his identity and ability, it couldn't be simpler to kill Wang Wuzhong without knowing it.

However, Lin Yi still deeply restrained himself, chivalry violates the ban with martial arts, and Confucianism uses literature to mess with the law, if he is floated because he has a certain achievement, it will not be far from self-destruction, so he must keep it in mind.

Pen fun pigeon www.biquge.biz