"Yin and Yang are different, you shouldn't make such unreasonable demands."

"My lord, it's just in passing." Elaine looked at Lin Yi pitifully, "Ask the adults for help, as long as the adults are willing to help, I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life." ”

Lin Yi said indifferently: "You asked for the wrong person." No, you're asking for the wrong ghost. ”

Elaine didn't give up, begged again, and even kowtowed to him.

Lin Yi was unmoved.

Elaine was a little desperate, looking at the handsome and outstanding face of the man in front of her, unwilling to accept that her always invincible green tea skills actually had a time when her continuous performance failed.

Undaunted, she grabbed the crystal tears again, and rolled like pearls on her long lower eyelashes.

Elaine softened her tone, and her voice choked: "Your adult is ruthless, you are so ruthless!" ”

"Thanks for the compliment!" Lin Yi said coldly, "If I were so good at talking, I wouldn't have been appointed as an inspector." ”

The supervisor of Dongyue Yin Division is not capable of being a human and a ghost, first of all, he must keep a clear head and a cold heart. Empathy can be there, and compassion can also be generated, but when a woman sweeps it away with her tearful eyes, the male hormones surge, and the mouth is full of promises, which is not a hero, but a brainless performance.

Lao Cao observed for a long time and found that Lin Yi really had no sympathy, even in the face of beautiful female ghosts, he was a cold and straight man, and he could even be called cold-blooded. Watching Yinglian eat deflated and steal fun, there are still a lot of puzzles.

"When a normal man encounters this kind of woman who attacks with tears, he has to abandon his weapon and surrender, why can't you?"

Lin Yi glanced at him and said seriously: "When I was a child, I heard my grandmother warn me that if a girl cries beautifully in front of you, but never has a runny nose, then this person is not really crying, but crying purposefully." ”

Lao Cao: "......"

Lin Yi said again: "Later, I also carefully observed, from children to adults, whenever they cry to the sad place, it is extremely ugly, and snot and tears are flowing. Even beautiful women are no exception, so it's hard for me to believe how those so-called pear blossoms bring rain to me. ”

Lao Cao's mouth opened into an O-shape, pointing at Elaine, who was thrown on the balcony by him and crying with her shoulders shaking, "You mean, this woman is pretending to cry." ”

Lin Yi seemed to smile: "Don't you have long eyes and hearts?" ”

Such an obvious trick can't be seen, and he deserves to be deceived.

Lao Cao said: "Of course I know her tricks. It's just that for a weak and helpless woman, why can you be indifferent? ”

Lin Yi thought about it carefully, and said with some hesitation: "I don't know why, I just hate that kind of weak and incompetent woman." ”

……

On the way back, seeing that it was still early, Lin Yi went back to the villa again. He couldn't bear to wake up Sun Qinqin, so he fell into his dream and met her in his dream.

When Sun Qinqin saw Lin Yi, he was surprised and delighted, put his arms around his neck, beat and kissed him, and when the kiss was enough, he asked, "Why did you come back now." ”

Lin Yi kissed her face and said, "I miss you." ”

"I thought you were used to being out there and didn't want to be bound by your family."

"Oh, you guessed it. Then you'll have to use your true skills and leave me behind. ”

Sun Qinqin really knocked him down.

After a long time, Sun Qinqin asked about the fierce gate again: "There are only a thousand days to be a thief in this world, but there is no thousand days to prevent thieves." There's no way to hide like this. ”

Lin Yi was also a little distressed: "Didn't you think of it yet." Do you have a better idea? ”

Sun Qinqin said: "There is one way, but I don't know if it will work." ”

"You say!"

Sun Qinqin said what he thought.

Lin Yi touched his chin and said, "You can do this way." It's just that Bai Jie, that coward, probably won't agree. ”

"Let's ask her opinion first, it's really not good, and then think of another way." Sun Qinqin put his arms around his neck again, his delicate body was close to him, and said, "It's almost dawn, when will you leave?" ”

"Don't worry, the crew basically starts filming at half past eight. I usually get up at half past seven, finish breakfast, and walk to the crew, just in time. ”

"Then there are still three hours, let's get some sleep." Sun Qinqin happily pressed him to the bed, and most of his body nestled on him, holding him like an octopus.

Lin Yi took advantage of the situation to get into her arms, hugged her slender waist, and grinned on her lips, this is the correct way to open a wife, support each other, understand each other, help each other, what the hell is the kind of woman who asks for help from a man at every turn, and a man cries if he doesn't help?

……

When a trace of fish white belly appeared on the horizon, Lin Yi left Wenrou Township and quietly left home.

On the way back to the hotel, I saw the fierce gate hovering in the sky.

Lin Yi hates this guy to death now, he is a dignified four-grade priesthood, but he was forced to sneak out by a fierce door, which is too cheap.

So Lin Yi gave the immortals a death order, asking them to quickly think of a way to deal with the fierce gate.

Bai Jie said: "Master, Ying Liu has been cultivating for thousands of years, and he is a real demon. Although my mana has increased, I can't beat Ying Liu. ”

Hu Qi said: "The fierce gate can fly, it is the overlord of the sky, even if we all add up, we are not the opponent of the fierce gate." ”

Huang Wu and his wife said: "It is estimated that in the first round, my wife and I have to explain. ”

Chang Shiyi also said weakly: "I can't do it anymore, the fierce gate is the natural enemy of Changmen." ”

Wuhua said angrily: "Raising soldiers for a thousand days, used for a while, the master has raised you for many years, and you repay the master like this?" ”

The immortals were furious, and they hugged and slammed the black painting: "You can do it!" ”

Wuhua flapped his wings with pride: "On it, on it!" ”

But soon, he wilted again and whispered, "No, I'm slow and have little strength." With speed and strength alone, it is estimated that my Samadhi True Fire will not have time to erupt, and I will have to die under the claws of the Fierce Gate. ”

"Cut!" The immortals raised their tails in disdain, "It's not a shame to laugh at fifty steps and take a hundred steps." ”

Of course, the solutions are all thought of.

After several days and nights of discussion, the immortals came up with a brilliant solution.

"I think it's more feasible to be the master mother." Hu Qi was the first to express his opinion.

Huang Wu also said: "That is, there are only a thousand days to be a thief, how can there be a thousand days to prevent thieves." The fierce door is good at sneak attack, and we can too. ”

Bai Jie jumped out to object.

"It's too dangerous, I don't agree."

Hu Qi said: "But we all think that the method of the master mother is the most stable." ”

The immortals also believed that Sun Qinqin's method was indeed feasible.

Bai Jie didn't do it: "The knife didn't fall on you, and you don't have a backache when you stand and talk." ”

Sun Qinqin's method is to let Bai Jie incarnate into the appearance of Lao Cao, walk in the underworld, and attract the fierce door.

Lin Yi held the invisibility charm and the breath charm and followed behind Bai Jie. Once the fierce gate attacked Bai Jie, Lin Yi quickly attacked, using the Five Ming Demon Suppression Fan to clean up the fierce gate.

The immortals hid around, took out the nets they had woven in advance, and captured the fierce gate alive.

The immortals all agreed to this plan, but Bai Jie disagreed, because she was also afraid of the fierce door. In case Lin Yi's speed of attack was not as fast as the speed of the fierce door sneaking up on her, she might be torn into two pieces.

No matter how many attractive benefits Lin Yi gives, Bai Jie rolls and splashes, and he doesn't do it.

"Master, it stands to reason that as your pet, what the owner's mind points to is what my sword is heading for. But, master, my nine-tailed fox clan, in the nether fox Ding withered, lonely cold so far, the entire nine-tailed fox clan is left with me, lonely and miserable, how pitiful? Not only do you have to fight with the sky and the earth, but you also have to fight with people, but you also shoulder the mission of inheriting the ancestry, such a great and sacred task, how can you be in danger alone? Even if I were willing, the ancestor of my fox clan would not agree. ”

Seeing that the soft one didn't work, Bai Jie came hard again, sat on the floor with a butt, and said: "Anyway, I won't agree, master, you will die of this heart." Whoever pushes me again, I will cry to him. ”

Wu Hua sneered, "Why don't you use your White Lotus formula?" ”

I have dealt with Bai Jie for many years and know him very well. When you encounter something you don't want to do, you usually move forward rather than retreat.

Bai Jie's formula: first show your own high style and highlight the serious consequences of doing this, but for the sake of someone, I am still obligated to do it. But before I do it, please promise me a small request that seems simple, but in fact it is very difficult.

Bai Hao relied on this senior White Lotus formula, I don't know how many times he was lazy, and he didn't work hard, so he got the image of Gao Feng Liangjie in his hands.

But this time, Bai Jie gave up the dominant White Lotus routine.

In the face of the ridicule of the black painting, Bai Jie sneered: "You think I'm stupid, to a straight man like the master, I am completely a pretty man to show the blind." ”

The immortals were all happy.

Sun Qinqin couldn't help but laugh and made fun of Lin Yi: "It seems that your image of a straight man of steel is completely deeply rooted in the hearts of the people." ”

Lin Yi kissed her fiercely, and he looked indescribably proud.

Bai Jieqi didn't fight anywhere, and said to Wu Hua: "Look, our master's skin is getting thicker and thicker, not only is he not ashamed, but he is proud." ”

Sun Qinqin laughed again.

She said to Lin Yi: "Forget it, Bai Jie is right, the nine-tailed fox clan is the only one left, if something really happens, we will be sinners through the ages." ”

Lin Yi touched his chin and said, "I'm a little curious, since there is only one fox left in the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, who are you going to match...... Uh, who are you going to have a baby with? ”

The immortals were interested, and Hu Qi said: "It is estimated that you can only find me Hu Menerlang." ”

Huang Wu said: "I can also do it in Huangmen." ”

"I'm also very good."

Wu Hua said: "The best choice is naturally Humen, but in this way, it will definitely cause women to be strong and men to be weak, and the marriage will definitely not last long." As for the Yellow Gate Changmen, forget it, one is more than the other. ”

Hu Qi was triumphant, and suddenly felt that the black painting was still more pleasing to the eye.

Huang Wu stopped doing it and scolded: "How much better do you think you can be?" It's ugly and cheap, Bai Jie won't choose you even if he's blind. ”

Wu Hua sneered at each other: "What if Bai Jie is blind?" No, no, no, I mean, Bai Jie will not be as superficial as you, choose a man, inner beauty is the most important. That's right, Bai Jie. ”

Bai Jie raised her chin coldly: "I'm sorry, I'm just a superficial fox." ”

Black Painting: "......"

The immortals were happy, and surrounded Bai Jie in the middle, and began to introduce her to the sons of their clan.

As for helping Lin Yi deal with the fierce gate, he was thrown to the country of Quawa.

Lin Yi sighed and said to Sun Qinqin: "Let's think of a different way again." ”

Sun Qinqin said: "The matter was all provoked by Lao Cao, why didn't he come forward to be this bait?" ”

really woke up the person in the dream with a word, not only woke up Lin Yi, but also woke up Bai Jie.

……

Although Lao Cao is not willing to be the bait in the mouth of the fierce gate, this is also the only way to deal with the fierce gate.

"Then you must not be too far away from me, you know?" Lao Cao repeatedly instructed Lin Yi.

Following Sun Qinqin's advice, Lin Yi immediately used his identity as a member of 149 to order a huge military industrial network to the military factory.

The military network is light and easy to carry, the quality is very good, and the general steel scissors do not want to be cut, unless the military scissors are used.

No matter how strong the fierce door is, no matter how sharp the beak and claws are, it is not the opponent of black technology.

Although all kinds of materials have been prepared, the immortals are also eager to try, but the heavens are not beautiful, and for several days in a row, it rains at night. Not only did Lin Yi not like to be drenched in the rain, but Lao Cao and the Great Immortals were the same, and the plan was put on hold.

The continuous rain for several days has extinguished the enthusiasm of dealing with Meng, and even filming has encountered many obstacles.

Recently, for some reason, various crews, including the Internet, have been leaking out various photos and videos of ghosts one after another.

Black Bull also reacted a few times in the group, saying that the supernatural team had recently received several tasks to collect ghosts. Especially the kind of old and dilapidated, or remote places, it is a high-incidence area of ghosts.

"It's also strange, the few ghosts I encountered this time turned out to be all entities. Isn't it strange to you? ”

"I also burned incense and asked Lord Cao, and Lord Cao said that the matter is being thoroughly investigated."

"Shangqingguan and Dajue Temple are also organizing personnel to cooperate with our department to carry out ghost extermination operations."

Black Bull @ Lin Yi: "Koi, ghosts and golden monkeys, as well as roosters, have also been invited to a film and television base to catch ghosts, and I really caught them, a hanged ghost, a headless drag racing ghost, it's really scary to say." You've been on the set lately, and the film and television base is only two blocks away from your crew, so you have to be careful. ”

Everyone made fun of Lin Yi, saying that he is now the number one macho man in the entertainment industry, and even a ghost like Lord Cao dares to say that he will shake his face.

In fact, Lin Yi has long been aware that he has seen more and more ghosts recently.

It's fine during the day, but at night, there are always popping up in all the dark corners. There are flowers all over the place, these ghosts dare not appear near them, I heard that other crews can suffer old crimes.

Chen Shuhao's group of dramas is almost filmed on the streets, and every night he encounters all kinds of ghosts, almost collapsing.

Lin Yi's crew also heard about it, because the picture of Lin Yi beating the ghost has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and they have been safe and sound for several days, and they have always been suspicious of this matter.

……

Lin Yi also contacted Lao Cao and asked him what was going on.

Lao Cao was also confused.

"We're investigating, it stands to reason that ghosts are disembodied and can't appear in front of people at all. It's really strange that they're all popping up one by one now, or as entities. ”

"Could it be because of eating the Soul Nourishing Pill?"

"Impossible." Lao Cao said categorically, "The Soul Nourishing Pill can't even get ordinary Yin Soldier Impermanence, let alone a mere lonely soul and wild ghost. There must be other reasons. ”

Lin Yi said: "Then you hurry up and investigate, I have been patrolling outside every night recently, and when I found one, I immediately arrested and tortured him, and I didn't ask why." They were even more surprised than I was, saying they didn't know what was going on either. ”

Lao Cao bitterly said bitterly: "I've been under a lot of pressure recently, you say, if I leave the underworld, will I be plotted by the fierce gate?" ”

Lin Yi was speechless for a long time before he said: "Now you have two ways to go, either during work, you will be attacked by a fierce gate, injured in the line of duty, and enjoy a generous subsidy in the underworld." Either they were passive and sabotage, and then they were dismissed from their posts and dismissed, and they were ordered to be reincarnated and become inferior people. ”

"Choose one of the two, choose one of your own."

Lao Cao gritted his teeth and said, "Just listen to you." Anyway, Lao Tzu has a heavenly way to protect his body, even if he is attacked by a fierce gate, it is a big deal to suffer a crime. "Anyone who is injured during working hours will have all kinds of subsidies and benefits, and I am afraid of birds.

But Lao Cao still explained to Lin Yi: "In case, I said in case, I was really captured by the fierce gate, you must come to save me." ”

"Alright, you bring the tracker with you. If you're caught by the Gate, I'll come to your rescue. ”

……

These ghosts that can appear in front of people out of thin air are actually more afraid than humans, because they themselves have no mana, and it is not a good thing for humans to be discovered, if they invite Taoist monks, they will be finished.

Lin Yi also contacted Lu Yi and asked her what was going on.

Lu Yi said that she didn't know either, but the ghost under the good end had an entity, and it was easy for humans to see it. Most of the ghosts under her hands are lonely ghosts with no mana, and although they have entities, it does not change their inability to see the sun and fear the fate of humans. Men are afraid of them, so why should they not be afraid? So much so that it's all messed up lately.

Lu Yi said with great joy: "Fortunately, I am smart, after discovering that some ghosts can see people, I will let them dress up like normal people, as long as they do not make physical contact with human beings, and try to make human expressions, they will still not be discovered." ”

After becoming a ghost, when you don't talk or do anything, your body and face will become stiff and rigid. A discerning person can see it at a glance. In order not to be detected by humans, they try to control their bodies and facial expressions so that they are less stiff.

But not all ghosts are smart, some are naturally slow to react and stupid. was easily discovered by humans, and it was so frightened that she ran around, which was really a shame for her.

Those ghosts who were captured by the supernatural team or the Taoist priests are all stupid ghosts who don't know how to be flexible and can't hide themselves. Even if she was caught, she didn't feel heartache.

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