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Although Lin Yi has facial blindness, he still recognizes the appearance of the mad mouse, this ghost whose hair is half bald, there is no good meat on his body, his expression is haggard, and his face is also flowered, take a closer look, isn't it a mad mouse?

So Lin Yi shouted: "Stop!" ”

Impermanence, who was beating the mad rat, was knocked away by a strong force, and the sky was spinning, and when he came back to his senses, a hard-soled sole flew in front of him, and the bridge of his nose hurt, and then, he was punched and kicked countless times.

The other impermanence didn't have time to react, and was also slapped away by Lin Yi, and said sharply: "What a bold man, dare to be rude to the meritorious soul, and dare to use lynching, you Nine Secluded Underground Mansions are becoming more and more disagreeable." ”

The mad rat was beaten so hard that it couldn't stand it, and if it weren't for the perseverance and ruthlessness that supported it, it would have been unbearable a long time ago. At this moment, he was liberated, and heard the words "meritorious soul", the tight string suddenly broke, his head was heavy and heavy, before falling into the boundless darkness, he tried to open his eyes, only to look at the other party's black robe and high hat, the cloud goose pattern tattooed with gold on the black cloak was so bright and dazzling, and the four gold rings engraved on the high black hat on the head were like a beam of sparks that lit up in the dark wilderness, like a beam of light shot from a dry well.

"It's the sobriety of the world." This thought flashed through the mad mouse's mind, and he could no longer hold it back, and fell into complete darkness.

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In the luxurious and comfortable VIP ward of the West 2nd District Hospital, 149 members were surrounded by the inner and outer three floors, and everyone admired the weak and energetic mad rats like monkeys.

"It's really the sobriety of the world that saved me." The first thing the mad mouse did when he woke up, he didn't care about his weak soul, and when he met people, he talked about the ghosts and gods of Dongyue Yinsi, and he appeared in person to save him.

It turned out that the mad rat and Lao Hu went to have supper together, and on the way back, they met Impermanence in white, and felt strange, and muttered that Impermanence was not wearing a black robe? Why are there still people in white robes? It's not professional to deceive! Then the man detained his soul and, despite his objections, dragged him down the Yellow Springs Road.

Speaking of this, the mad rat pounded the bed angrily and said angrily: "I have never seen such a bold and reckless impermanence, I have told them all, even if I detain my soul in order to maintain the order and dignity of the underworld, but I believed in the Tao during my lifetime." If you want to go, you will go to Dongyue Yin Si to be judged, not to go to the Nine Hidden Underground Mansion......"

The black bull asked coldly, "When did you believe in the sermon?" How did I not know? ”

"Yes, I remember you were an atheist all along." The paranormal team collectively leaked the breath of the mad rats.

The mad mouse glared and said: "Although I am not like you, I incense my ancestors three times a day, and I also go to the Taoist temple to worship God on the fifteenth day of the first month of each month, but the exorcism charm and peace charm I wear are all from Taoism. I'm usually close to you, so don't you just default to me standing on the side of the Daomen. ”

"Besides, if I go to Dongyue, maybe I'll have a chance to meet you, and then I'll walk through the back door, can't you arrange a good place for me? On Dongyue's side, there are acquaintances in the yang world, and there are familiar ghosts in the underworld, and they must follow their familiar paths. ”

"That's right." Everyone nodded.

The golden monkey said: "The Taoist sect pays attention to the rule of inaction, attaches importance to balance and nature, and follows the fate. Although you are not a true believer in the Tao, as long as you have the Tao in your heart, you will automatically be classified as a Taoist. Bai Wuchang forcibly detains you to go to the underworld, which is really undeserved. ”

The mad rat echoed: "No, I have repeatedly emphasized that I was a believer in my life, and if I want to go, I will report to Dongyue, and accept the trial of the judge over there in Dongyue, and I will be concerned about your underworld." That impermanence gave me a big coercion, saying that I had violated the laws of the underworld, and I had to accept the judgment of the underworld. I wasn't easily fooled, so I asked him, what kind of laws of the underworld did I violate? He said in a veiling manner that I had seen him, and that he would have to be taken to the underworld for trial. He also said that as long as I go to the underworld, I will apply for better welfare benefits for me, whether it is reincarnation or being a resident ghost in the underworld, the treatment will definitely surpass Dongyue. Hmph, I'm not stupid, so I won't be fooled by him. The white and soft ones are not good, so come with me the hard ones. Forcibly dragged me to the ghost gate. ”

Mad Mouse took a breath and continued: "When I came to the Ghost Gate, the ghost general guarding the door found out that there was a problem with my identity and refused to let me go. But he didn't admit that this impermanence actually took money to bribe the ghost general, and the ghost general actually let it go. I'm. ”

The three floors inside and the three outer floors of the mad rat's house were full of people, all of whom listened to the mad rat talk about this trip to the underworld.

When the mad rat talked about the impermanence of the other party, he actually said that he was a ghost with identity and merit, and he all showed a strange expression.

The mad rat was upset and raised his voice, "What's the matter? Don't you believe me? ”

Everyone shook their heads.

"You have an identity, I admit it. But you have merit, and I won't admit it if you kill you. Gray Wolf said.

The giant lion also said: "That is, how many immoral things do your old boy usually do, do you want me to come with them?" You are a smoky guy who lacks virtue and deserves to be called merit, so won't I become a saint? ”

The black bull smiled: "Don't be envious, since the other side of the door impermanence thinks that the mad rat has merit, it must be meritorious." It's a pity that when the soul was restored, it was like dead, the hair was messy, most of it had fallen out, the clothes were in tatters, the body was covered with scars, and even the head was flattened. If you hadn't woken up and didn't pretend to have amnesia or anything, I would have suspected that your body had changed cores. ”

Although the mad rat was not comfortable at this time, the physical exhaustion and heavy dullness caused by the injury of the soul made it difficult for him to speak, but when he thought of the sober and shining appearance in the world, he broke through the ghost gate, kicked the impermanence of the white clothes to save himself, and burst out of his body with infinite strength, so he had to vomit out the excitement in his heart before he would stop. BIquGe.biz

"No matter what you say, it's a fact that I was saved by the world's sobriety anyway. He rode a big white horse, and there was a crow on his shoulder, kicked away impermanence, slapped another impermanence, and scolded the other party sharply: What a bold man, dare to be rude to the meritorious soul, and dare to use lynching, you Jiuyou Difu is becoming more and more disagreeable. ”

The mad rat imitated the sober tone of the world, and after finishing speaking, he was so tired that he could only calm down, gasp evenly, and said: "The world is sober but my life-saving benefactor, no, life-saving ghost." Black Bull, please help me to give the world a sober incense, I want to thank others. ”

Black Bull said: "This is not in a hurry. If a sober adult in the world can take the initiative to show up to save you, he must think that your old thing still has a place to play. So you'd better recuperate with peace of mind first. ”

Everyone also discussed it in a gossipy manner: "Isn't it Dongyue ghosts and gods when the world is sober?" Dongyue ghosts and gods can also go to the Nine Hidden Underworld? ”

"I don't know about that. It should be okay, although Dongyue and Difu are two different institutions, but the two sides don't have any deep hatred, between ghosts and gods, they should be able to visit each other. ”

"However, if you go to the door and beat people impermanently, and rob the souls of the dead, will it be regarded as a provocation to the underworld?" The golden monkey looked at the people whose expressions suddenly became solemn, and his face became solemn.

Everyone looked at the mad rat again.

The mad rat was also a little upset, and said, "I fainted at the time, and I didn't know what was going on. ”

The gopher suddenly said to the black bull, "Do you have the contact information of the sober adults in the world?" Otherwise, let's try to get in touch. ”

The black bull shook his head and said, "The world is sober and mysterious, and I have never had a chance to meet people. "Even if I've seen it, it's just a back from afar.

"Why don't we contact Lord Cao first?"

Everyone said they would do it, took out the rune paper, and soon contacted Lao Cao.

Lao Cao was not surprised, and said: "The gang of wine bags and rice bags in the underworld, as long as they don't go out of the ghost handsome level, they can deal with it soberly." Put your hearts back. ”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and discussed for a long time, and then returned to the topic.

"The first working day after New Year's Day is the National Ancient Martial Arts Competition. There are still four days to prepare, mad rat, can you still participate? The white elephant asked the mad mouse.

The mad rat tried to sit up, his head like a thorn, his body as if he had been run over by a truck, shook his head slightly, moved his muscles again, and said, "It should be fine, I am not responsible for fighting anyway." "He's only in charge of verbal combat.

"Where's the koi?" This is the only way to be responsible for the dry frame.

Everyone looked at each other and asked, "Hey, where is the koi?" ”

"They have just come back from the border, and they are probably still resting at home."

"Who are you coaxing, I've heard Thor say, this mission is surprisingly easy, the team members have nothing to do except for some bruises, and the battle will end in half an hour. I had a good rest on the way, and there was no reason to have to recuperate when I came back. ”

"People are still big stars, and they probably have gone to the crew to film."

"No, I heard that he has asked the crew for leave. It's been a month, but it's been less than half a month. ”

"The mad rat has suffered an old sin this time, and now that the person has been cleared, why don't you see him come to visit the mad rat?"

"You don't instigate people, the koi came to visit the crazy rat as soon as he came back from the mission."

"But, isn't the mad rat awake, everyone is here, but he doesn't come, isn't it a little unreasonable?"

After the mad rat woke up, the entire 149, from the judge and captain, the giant lion and other bigwigs, to the middle-level cadres such as the gray wolf, goshawk, jade fox, and flying crane, down to the various members, almost all who knew and didn't know came. Only the koi, which has a good personal relationship with the crazy rat, has disappeared, which is really unreasonable.

"I just sent a message to Koi and didn't reply to me." Golden Monkey said.

"Give him a call and try."

The phone rang for a long time, but no one answered.

"You are all bored, although I have suffered a lot, fortunately there is no big problem now, what are you doing on the phone call koi? Who hasn't had a personal affair? "The mad rat can't look at it.

Black Bull said: "No, I'm not here for this, but, since last night, I haven't contacted Koi." ”

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Not to mention that Black Bull couldn't contact Lin Yi, even Lao Cao couldn't contact Lin Yi. sent a message to Lin Yi, but there was no reply, Lao Cao was a little worried, for fear that Lin Yi would be trapped on Huangquan Road and would not be able to come back.

So, Lao Cao took a few cronies, called Jiang Chao again, and went to the Ghost Gate Pass together.

Lao Cao's worries are not unreasonable, the ghost gate at this time was actually closed.

And in front of the ghost gate, there were already white impermanence gathered from all walks of life leading the souls of the dead to prepare to enter.

Looking at the closed ghost door, Lao Cao's face changed slightly: "Oh no, don't you want to close the door and beat the dog?" ”

Jiang Chao said: "It shouldn't be, what if the sober brother is not inside?" ”

"Impossible, he told me last night that he was going to Huangquan Road, but now I can't contact him, and now the ghost door is closed again, so naturally I can't get in touch."

As long as the ghost gate is closed, not only the impermanent yin ghosts cannot enter and exit, but even the rune paper and letters burned by the yang world to the nine shades of the Yellow Spring, as well as the money burned by the people in the yang world to their dead relatives, the ghosts in it will not be able to receive them.

At this time, looking at the ghost gate before closing, the rune paper and letters that automatically disappeared when they floated to the ghost door are the best proof.

Jiang Chao's expression also became solemn: "If you really want to close the door to the sober brother...... Uh, close the door and besiege the sober, will the sober brother be more auspicious? ”

Lao Cao thought for a while and said, "It shouldn't be, after all, ghosts and gods have their own heavenly protectors." Besides, the Nine Shadows Underworld Mansion is not qualified to touch the ghosts and gods of my Dongyue Yin Division. "At most, you will be captured alive and then suffered.

Jiang Chao has been a ghost general for hundreds of years, so he naturally knows these famous halls, thinks about it, and says: "As long as the sober brother has no worries about his life." It's just that in this way, things can't be hidden. If it is transmitted to the headquarters, it is estimated that it will be affected if it wakes up the future career. ”

You Dongyue ghosts and gods, go to the underworld to make trouble, no matter what the purpose, you have to have a righteous and bright reason.

Lao Cao looked at more and more impermanence and dead souls, and he was also a little anxious, and he couldn't contact Lin Yi at this time, and he didn't know what the other party's situation was, so he could only be anxious.

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Lin Yi, who made Lao Cao Gan anxious, was surrounded by the team brought by Gao Qi at the moment.

The last time I let the world wake up and chase to the door of the house to make a big fuss on Huangquan Road, it has made the Nine Secluded Land Reserves a laughing stock in the underworld, and the underworld has learned from the pain, secretly strengthened the guards of Huangquan Road, and set up obstacles at the entrance of Huangquan Road and the ghost gate. Once Dongyue's ghosts and gods break in, no matter who the priest is, the underworld will receive the news as soon as possible. Solve the problem at the root.

But who would have thought that these two stupid gatekeepers would easily make the world sober up This fierce ghost broke into Huangquan Road again, injured the impermanence of the underworld, and took away the souls of the dead, which is simply a blatant provocation and humiliation of the underworld.

It was Meng Po in Meng Po Ting who called the police, and then Gao Qi, the chief of the underworld, and Wen Bin, the four King Kongs, and the eight strong men, collectively dispatched and surrounded Lin Yi on the side of the Nai He Bridge.

Lin Yi didn't want to have a conflict with these ghosts and gods on other people's territory, but so many ghosts and gods surrounded him, glaring at him one by one, as if he didn't give up without biting off a piece of his own flesh, and he also knew that today's things were difficult to get better, so he simply made things bigger.

So Lin Yi took the lead to strengthen his hand, stretched out his long arm, carried Impermanence A in his hand, and said sharply: "How are you Jiuyou Difu managed?" As impermanence, ignoring the laws of the underworld, so cruelly beating meritorious souls! What is the principle of heaven? Where is the law? ”

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