Chapter 183: One meter three tall, you are ugly with your father

Shanglian: There is Master Liu at home.

Downlink: Blessed and healthy.

The words are very delicate, and the people are very silly.

Dad Liu outside the door wanted to laugh, but Ma Yudong didn't laugh, but made a serious judgment.

"It's very well written, at least the number of words is consistent, and the intonation is in tune."

It's just..."Your couplet is not suitable for your aunt's house, is it?" ”

The blind sister is very satisfied with his attitude, and she doesn't take her words as a deaf ear all the time, which is really rare!

In her opinion, this is the uncle's unique way of paying attention to her, which ordinary people can't see and enjoy, only her.

"Of course."

The blind sister put it away as if it was a treasure and put it on the shelf to dry, "This is just right for the outside of our house." ”

Ma Yudong nodded, that was quite appropriate.

When the paparazzi come, they don't have to freeze downstairs, just rent a house directly opposite his house, and have a clear goal.

Forehead... That's the truth.

The blind sister scratched her head, she was just impulsive, but now it seems that it is a little inappropriate.

She looked at the dresser on the screen, "Otherwise, forget about enlarging in Uncle Uncle's door, yes, that's it, it's all our own people, and there will be no paparazzi to enter." ”

The main thing is that it is possible to swear sovereignty.

In the future, if the uncle brought other women to the inn, those women would stop when they saw this couplet at the door.

She's so smart.

Although there may be those vixens who find it more exciting... But that's still a minority.

Yaxing opened widely, picked up the brush again, and wrote on the rice paper.

While writing, he said: "Uncle, you would never have thought that my aunt still has an uncle fan in my aunt's house~"

"Who?"

"My little sister, it's a real little sister, and I'll be in junior high school next year."

"Then I'll go back and sign for her."

Raising the brush she wrote, the blind sister appeared in the camera with her little head stretched, "Uncle, what do you think of this character?" ”

Ma Yudong paused word by word, "... A woman's treasure? ”

The blind sister stumbled, and the words were almost torn apart by her own hands, and she looked at the uncle in disbelief, "What did you just say this?" ”

Ma Yudong pointed to the inscription, a little uncertain: "Isn't this a treasure for women?" ”

The blind sister looked up.

She recognized the handwriting, it was from her own hand, but she was obviously at home!

Right to Left, Traditional, Wild Grass.

Oh my God, this statement of Uncle is really like a 'women's treasure'!

(Home from home.) οΌ‰

The blind sister was so ashamed that her face was red, but she didn't care about this, but she wrote quickly, this time the speed was faster than just now, and the handwriting was even more sloppy, "Uncle, what do you think of this character?" ”

Ma Yudong was even more uncertain, "... Can Du Fu move? ”

Ahem, ahem... The blind sister finally discovered the shortcomings of the omnipotent uncle, and she really didn't know anything about calligraphy.

(Diligence makes up for it.) οΌ‰

The blind sister laughed loudly, "Uncle, you really have to bring me to any big banquet in the future, and I will translate for you, otherwise you will be laughed to death." ”

Ma Yudong: ......

Time flies, and when Dad Liu's legs are sore, the blind sister walked out of the room, her steps were light, and her steps were full of happiness.

Dad Liu walked into the study, and the computer was turned off.

There are also two words on the table, "Women's treasure, Du Fu can move?" ”

He's angry!

That bastard is teaching his daughter some words!

Kitchen.

Mother Liu and Aunt Liu are busy, or Mother Liu is busy, and Aunt Liu's mouth is chattering.

Seeing the blind sister coming, the aunt hurriedly stood up, and she didn't know where to put her hand, "Master, it's not that my aunt doesn't work, it's your mother who won't let her..."

Mother Liu explained for her, with an aftertaste, "Didn't my sister cook for you before, I guess you haven't eaten for a long time, and you have forgotten my craft, right?" ”

The corners of my aunt's mouth were also hooked by the memories, "Master, your mother had to go to the town to go to high school every day, but every day before going to school, she would get up early to cook for me, and the neighbors in the townships praised her for being diligent and cheerful~"

She, a diligent person?

Blind sister~

But taken in the majesty of Liu's mother on weekdays, she still didn't dare to openly step on the minefield, poked her head and asked Liu's mother: "What are you doing, mother?" ”

Mother Liu didn't look back, "Guess what?" ”

Guess what!

The blind sister rubbed her chin and wandered back into the room.

Since Auntie is here, Mother Liu must be cooking her best dishes, "That is..."

Wait a minute!

Wrong!

Since Mother Liu said so, it must not be a dish that is so easy to guess.

By chance, she caught a glimpse of the high-end seafood box that Dad Liu bought back in the corner, and the blind sister's eyes lit up, she guessed it!

"King crab! Lobster! Abalone! ”

Mother Liu turned around with a shovel, "Let you guess, I didn't think you made a wish!" If you can't guess the noodles, you keep guessing. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

That's it? Stingy!

It's time for lunch.

Mother Liu really just made a pot of noodles, but she made my aunt eat with a happy face, "That's right, that's the taste." ”

But it's also normal, after all, Liu's mother was also in school at the time, where did she get the time and energy to make a big meal?

But this is not in line with what the blind sister thinks.

With a stinky face, I can't eat delicious food during the New Year.

My aunt brought a bottle of canned yellow peaches, "Master, this is your mother's favorite thing to eat when I was a child, and it is usually only eaten during the Chinese New Year, which is also in line with today's theme." ”

The blind sister didn't pick, "The god of canned yellow peaches will protect every northerner outside." ”

Mother Liu took it and opened the can, but her mouth was merciless, "Now children can eat anything, and they are much happier than when we were then." ”

The blind sister stretched out her hand, "You don't need to open it, I can too, but I was also a bad boy in junior high school." ”

Oh, Mother Liu was very impatient, so she first gave a copy to her aunt and Xiaoya, and then handed the canned food to the two of them, "One meter three tall, right A, stunted." ”

Look at the blind sister up and down, especially on the front... Mother Liu was speechless.

I didn't inherit her genes at all, shame on me.

The blind sister looked at her aunt, and then at Liu's mother, looking down... Well, maybe there are some hidden genes that haven't been developed?

】

Just like the mutants in the X-Men.

The sisters were discussing shopping.

The aunt is still taking care of the family, and her eyes are scattered around all corners of the house, "No, this is the New Year soon, and the house has to be cleaned up." ”

Mother Liu took off her apron and hung it on the chair, "It's okay, I'll leave the cleaning to the two of them, you... Comments? ”

"Don't dare to have."

This answer was quite satisfied, and Liu's mother opened the suitcase she brought, which contained a lot of beautiful clothes.

took out two pieces and put them in front of my aunt and gestured, "We are about the same size, you can see if you can wear them, if not, let's go to the town to buy a few." ”

"No, I think that's good."

The two sisters went into their rooms to change their clothes.

Auntie took the lead to come out, although her face was polished by time and life, but after all, she still kept some, the blind sister put down the rag in her hand and sincerely appreciated: "Auntie is so beautiful, much better looking than my mother." ”

Somewhat with some personal vendettas.

Soon, Liu's mother also came out.

Mother Liu is really good in temperament and appearance, if you have to describe it, it is the full-blooded version of the blind sister.

Looking at Mother Liu is equivalent to seeing the remnants of her self, how can the blind sister have any good words, "It's ugly, go and change your clothes." ”

It's amazing!

In the next room, Dad Liu was mopping the floor, and when he saw the chickens and dogs jumping over there, he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing that the ancestor was right.

You can't have two women in a family, or you can't fight every day.

The voice next door was quite loud, and I heard that the blind sister was unwilling to oppress, "Then you can just say I'm ugly every day, and people say you can't?" ”

was ruthlessly suppressed by Liu's mother, "Yes, you are ugly with your father." ”

The corners of Dad Liu's mouth twitched, can this still involve himself?

………

Today is the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve.

Sister Hong left Hengdian with Datiantian, and before leaving, Sister Hong handed over a large set of keys to Ma Yudong for safekeeping.

Holding the keychain, Ma Yudong stuffed the suitcase into the trunk of the car for the two, "Sister Hong, what time is the ticket, can you catch it?" ”

Sister Hong wore big sunglasses and took out her ticket casually, "At noon, if you can't catch it, it's the best, and I have a reason not to go back." ”

Datian chimed in again: "It's just that it's so boring to go home, it's better to play here in Hengdian." ”

Ma Yudong hurriedly stuffed the suitcase in and opened the car door, "Sister Hong, hurry up, don't delay." ”

Otata: ......

Sister Hong looked at him with a smile, "Okay, go back, I'll be back after about fifteen." ”

"Sister Hong, say it early: Happy New Year!"

"Okay."

The two left.

Seeing the car disappear at the end of the field of vision, Ma Yudong finally breathed a sigh of relief, the witch finally left, and he was annoyed to death in the past few days.

Back to the courtyard.

Only he and Xiao Yang were left in the huge inn, as well as two waiters who didn't go home.

"I don't think there will be any guests here today, so you should relax, make this place your home, and have a happy New Year."

"Okay, Brother Dong."

Ma Yudong nodded and called the chef Xiao Yang, "Wait a minute, a buddy will come to my side, you just let him come to my room to find me." ”

"Understood."

Wu Jing came very late, but this time he also brought a lot of New Year's goods.

shouted at the gate of the small courtyard: "Is there anyone?" ”

Xiao Yang, who was cooking in the kitchen, heard it and hurriedly walked out, "Who... Brother Jing? ”

"Yes, it's me, pick it up for me."

Bought cigarettes, alcohol, fruits.

Xiao Yang put everything on the table, which was obviously for Ma Yudong, "Brother Jing, Brother Dong is in his room, you go directly to him." ”

"Okay, then you're busy."

Walking into the three-story building, Wu Jing was not yet there, so the voice arrived first, "Which little girl will you chat with again?" ”

Ma Yudong glanced at him and brought him a stool, "Why are you here so late, is there any other activity in the crew?" ”

As soon as Wu Jing entered the room, she set her eyes on the model car on the table.

Or the old man often says: the perpetrator usually returns to the scene of the eucalyptus scene as soon as possible.

Wu Jing was very weak at this time, and her answer was also stumbling, "There is an event, Director Chen returned to Xiangjiang, leaving an assistant director, and the assistant director arranged a wine bureau, invited all the crew members who did not go home for the New Year, and it is said that they also gave red envelopes." ”

Sending red envelopes?

Ma Yudong pondered, "Otherwise, let's go back to the hotel after dinner?" ”

β€œβ€¦ Just for that red envelope? ”

"Aang."

"You're not ashamed, if you want to go, I can't afford to lose that person."

Ma Yudong really doesn't feel ashamed, he is a layman.

And the crew didn't go home for the New Year, and he was considered to be on the side, so why didn't he give it for nothing?

In contrast, when Wu Jing's salary card is handed in in the future, this girl will definitely be worse off than him!

Pretend!

Ma Yudong changed his clothes, the kind that is easy to cook, "You can play with the computer, I'll cook." ”

Wu Jinghao stood up.

Who do you look down on, thinking that he can't cook?

Take off your coat and roll up your sleeves, "I'll have to show you my hand tonight, or you'll think you're a master of your craft." ”

The corners of Ma Yudong's mouth twitched, "Bibi? ”

"Compare to compare."

Thereupon... The blind sister looked at the picture on her phone speechlessly, "This is the reason why you have made more than 20 dishes despite the fact that there are less than six of you?" ”

It was already more than 9 o'clock in the evening, dinner had been eaten, Wu Jing and Xiao Yang were packing up their things and preparing to play mahjong.

Ma Yudong was looking for mahjong, and his mobile phone was turned on hands-free, "New Year, you have to be lively, how is your Chinese New Year's Eve dinner?" ”

The blind sister took a photo and prepared to post it on Weibo, but now compared with the uncle's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, her photo is completely out of her hands, right?

The blind sister sneered, "Uncle, can you lend me this photo?" ”

"With? Whatever you want. ”

Blind sister Mei Zizi posted the photo on Weibo, 'Little lions, this is the king's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, the king personally made it!" ’

She doesn't have any shameless sense of shame, the uncle is hers, and the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner made by the uncle is of course hers~

Ma Yudong went to play mahjong, and the blind sister's family was also playing mahjong, but the blind sister couldn't, so she had to lie on the sofa and listen to the sound of the Spring Festival Gala and play with her mobile phone.

Send it to Tang Yan, 'Happy New Year, Tangtang. ’

'Happy New Year, what's the matter with that Weibo you just posted, you left your family and went to the inn to find Brother Dong? 'Well, Tang Yan is also playing with her mobile phone.

The blind sister's crescent moon is particularly bright, worthy of being her best friend, and she has been brought into the bow clan.

'No, just borrowing a photo. How is it, uncle's craftsmanship is good, right? ’

Tang Yan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, it was indeed very hearty! 'Master, I remember you rented a house in the capital, right?' I haven't been there yet, so why don't we make an appointment and get together after the New Year? ’

"Foodie nature, it's no problem to agree, but you give me a like on Weibo first." ’

'No problem. ’

The blind sister clicked on Weibo, and Tang Yan really gave her a thumbs up, but Xie Nan also liked it, and the phone called: "Male sister, you are also playing with your mobile phone?" ”

"Happy New Year, Master, I'm playing mahjong at the same time."

"Then I won't bother you, will I?"

"No, it's just that I haven't thought you're so good at cooking such a big table of dishes!"

"Hey... In fact, it was done by the uncle and Wu Jingge, and the two of them didn't come back in Hengdian, so they got together to celebrate the New Year. ”

Wu Jing? Xie Nan whispered his name...

That's right, this is the first time that the blind sister has preceded Wu Jing's name in front of Xie Nan.

Xie Nan opened the schedule on his mobile phone and found that Wu Jing accepted her interview invitation to host a variety show, no wonder she was so familiar.

She asked others to play mahjong instead, and Xie Nan wanted to ask the blind sister about Wu Jing's personality and whether she was easy to get along with.

chatted until almost 11 o'clock, and the blind sister had free time to call the last best friend.

This best friend used to be one of her closest friends, and they traveled abroad together, so good that they often lived together.

But then the relationship between the two gradually drifted apart.

All, all, all...

At the same time as the last ring, the phone was finally connected, and the voice was slightly lazy, "Hey? ”

With a familiar and unfamiliar voice, the blind sister walked out of the room holding her mobile phone and looked at the snowflakes floating in the sky, "You went to bed so early?" ”

Yang Mimi was lying in her dimly lit room, and outside the door was the noise of laughter and the noise of pushing cups and changing lamps, but she was so tired that she fell asleep after dinner.

"Why did you suddenly remember to call me?" She asked.

"New Year's greetings to you!"

Yang Mimi thought it was funny, she usually called so many friends, but it was a girlfriend who betrayed her who really greeted her in person.

Yang Mimi's world is very big, so big that they are friends in the entertainment industry.

Yang Mimi's world is very small, so small that in addition to the blind sister's best friend, there is really no more bosom friend.

At least not at this moment.

Yang Mimi stretched out on the bed, put the phone to her ear, closed her eyes and closed her eyes, "If I'm not mistaken, you should be the last one to choose to call me after calling other friends, right?" ”

She still understands people's hearts as always.

The blind sister was tired of standing and squatted down, "Actually, I want to know why the two of us have become like this, we wanted to be as close as a pair of sisters." ”

"But there are also conflicts between sisters."

"Contradictions, but they can't change the essence of sisters."

Yang Mimi smiled, "You are still as naΓ―ve as ever, I really don't know if Brother Dong is too well protected, or if you have been pretending to be with me." ”

"I..."

Yang Mimi interrupted her words, "You don't have to explain to me, I'm so tired now, so tired that I don't want to think about it at all." ”

The blind sister had no choice but to move in her heart, "Didn't you go to Xiangjiang to make a movie, that's your dream, will you be tired after completing your dream?" ”

"Heh... Do you remember those? ”

"Of course, we're good girlfriends, aren't we?"

Not again!

Here we go again!

Yang Mimi couldn't stand it anymore, so she sat up from the bed and put her hands on the window.

Thousands of lights outside the window.

The room was as cold as ice, and Yang Mimi's face was like frost, "Master Liu, can you not be so naΓ―ve!" Do you think you can be friends with everyone? No, you can't! ”

"Don't waste your feelings in vain, instead of wasting your feelings on me, you might as well face Tang Yan, Xie Nan, and Brother Dong!"

"Or go and act well, don't say anything else, the original fairy sword Sanmei, only you continue to play tricks, and you can't even mix up a heroine role, I think you should change companies as soon as possible."

"Oh yes, if you don't dislike it, you can think about it after I become the first sister and leave, with your character, where to go may not be bad~"

Her voice was loud but intense, attracting the attention of the people in the house, knocking on the door, "Mimi, what's wrong with you?" ”

Yang Mimi took a deep breath and suppressed her emotions, "It's okay, I'm fine, I'm talking to someone on the phone." ”

"Okay, you can get up after the call, it's time to cook dumplings."

Yang Mimi answered, and then said to the blind sister who was breathing rapidly on the other end of the phone: "I don't have anything to say to you anymore, if you continue to have this attitude in the future, then I will block your number forever." The phone hung up.

Yang Mimi almost didn't give her a chance to refute, and kept spraying her and scolding her.

But the blind sister suddenly laughed.

Probably stupid.

It seems that Yang Mimi's phone call is breaking off relations with her, but she is not really stupid, so she can't hear it?

If it is really as Yang Mimi said, then Yang Mimi is so tired, and how can she be so clear about the relationship between the blind sister?

She and Xie Nan have only known each other for a few months, but Yang Mimi is already a treasure.

Even Yang Mimi was still ordering her, asking her to jump ship with Tang Ren, who couldn't give her the heroine role, and go to a more powerful company.

For example, Royalstar who made her the first sister, Royalstar is definitely stronger than Tang Ren, maybe the blind sister can follow Yang Mimi's route and regain her life.

This stupid honey, can't you just say anything straight? Why do you have to use such a way to ruin her good mood for the New Year.

The blind sister's squatting legs were a little numb, she stood up and moved, and when she looked back, she found that Xiaoya was standing behind her.

Startled her, "Why did you come out, it's cold outside, don't catch a cold anymore." ”

Xiaoya avoided her outstretched hand and looked at her with a frown, "You were so happy to be scolded just now?" Are you..."

Xiaoya pointed to her head, the meaning is obvious, you are sick!

The blind sister is not happy.

was told by the uncle, and she recognized it, which was a term of endearment.

was said by his girlfriend, it's okay, after all, they are all bad friends.

Said by a little girl...

The blind sister pounced, "Hold it high!" ”

The little girl was red-faced, but after all, she couldn't compete with an adult, "You let go of me, I've grown up, I don't want to lift myself high, it's too shameful!" ”

"Hmph, that's not up to you, I was scolded by my friend just now, and now I'm going to vent it out on you!"

Time passes inexorably.

Twelve bells rang, announcing the arrival of a new year in China.

The whole world is flooded with Chinese red.

………

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, the crew of "New Shaolin Temple" started up again.

Director Chen led a kind of Xiangjiang actor back to Hengdian, but this time the movement was bigger.

Because this time there are not only Andy and Chef Xie, but also the international superstar Fang Long, referred to as the dragon boss of Xiangjiang.

It was the third day of the Lunar New Year, but there were already more than 50 media outlets outside the hotel, not counting the endless stream of vehicles going here.

Wu Jing was envious and adored with her eyes.

Ma Yudong: "He's your idol?" ”

Wu Jing nodded and shook his head, "He is a living legend, in the Hongfan District of 93, he ran all the way, jumped into the car parked next to him, and then flew directly to the balcony of the opposite building. ”

"It was also this jump that allowed him to jump to the international platform of Hollywood, and at the same time crossed the heads of all martial arts stars except Li Qijiao."

Really?

Ma Yudong looked at Fang Long, who was dressed in white and wearing myopic glasses.

He doesn't have any ideas, probably because he doesn't have much understanding of the glorious past of the Xiangjiang entertainment industry.

Take out a cigarette and say, "Smoke?" ”

"Smoke, why don't you smoke, I bought it for you for the New Year!"

The two smoked in the corner.

It stands to reason that the two are not unknown actors, and in the eyes of many directors, these two are examples of cheap and easy-to-use actors.

But who do you have to compare it with, compared with international superstars such as Fang Long, the two of them estimate that only by running naked can they get back, right?

I saw that 'wealthy' women like Fan Ye all came to Fang Long's side, but one person ignored Fang Long, he was Andy.

He is the only one who has this qualification.

Andy took two gifts from the assistant, "This is what your sister-in-law asked me to bring over, saying that I was thanking you for taking me to play in the crew..."

He couldn't even laugh or cry himself.

However, it also proves that he has a really good relationship with his wife, not at all as outsiders say.

Ma Yudong and Wu Jing looked at each other.

The big hand searched twice in the down jacket, took out a red envelope, and handed it to Andy.

Pay somebody back in the same coin.

It's just that this red envelope was distributed by Director Chen just now, and Ma Yudong didn't even have time to look through how much money was in it.

Wu Jing was dumbfounded, but soon learned from it and stuffed his red envelope to Andy.

Andy:...... How do you feel that his rank has dropped?