Chapter 185: Why Are Ass Two Petals?
Time goes back to the third day of the Lunar New Year.
Home.
A group of relatives left the aunt's house after lunch, and the blind sister finally got out of the situation of being treated as a giant panda.
Spread it out, "Xiaoya, help me get my phone back." ”
There is no star shelf at all.
To put it mildly, "Mud can't hold up the wall!" Mother Liu said in the kitchen.
The aunt helped serve the dishes and put them off the table on the side, "I think the teacher is good, there is no shelf at all, you can play with everyone, such a child is already rare!" ”
The blind sister holds her head high, she likes her aunt very much now, and she speaks so nicely~
The little girl took the phone with a stinky face, "Why are you so lazy?" ”
The blind sister clamped her toes and put the phone in her hand in an extremely twisted posture, "This is also called laziness? That's how you never see a real lazy person! ”
Xiaoya couldn't help but be curious, "Have you seen it?" ”
"Of course, I'll tell you..."
Seeing that the blind sister still had to teach the bad girl, Mother Liu couldn't hold back any longer, pulled her legs over, crossed her waist and roared: "Master Liu, can't you see your aunt working, why are you embarrassed to lie there?" ”
The blind sister is used to it.
She leaned back on the couch and came to a capital paralysis, "I'm tired." ”
Mother Liu glanced at her in the kitchen, "Then your aunt is not tired?" ”
The blind sister said lazily: "I can't move, I'm sealed by the sofa." ”
The little girl snorted, "Master Liu, you are so lazy." ”
She finally saw who the lazier person was!
Blind sister doesn't care.
Family, that's not it.
Who would carry it in their own home? Isn't that sick? She always has a reason.
Mother Liu sneered, "I see that you are indeed very sick." ”
Dad Liu looked at his watch, "Master, you go and help your aunt, finish early, we have to go to the street to catch the temple fair in the afternoon." ”
This is a local custom.
In layman's terms, it is a rural gathering.
The items on the big set are cheap and varied, and every big set is like the goods.
The blind sister instructed the little girl, "Go, help your mother with the work." ”
Xiaoya was angry, "How can you be so lazy!?" ”
Auntie was also amused, and looked at her, "Master, come and help Auntie take the dishes to the kitchen, and Auntie will buy you more delicious food when you go back." ”
The aunt spoke, and the blind sister got up and went over.
Before passing by Liu's mother, she deliberately twisted her waist and buttocks.
The angry mother raised her hand and was about to fight, but fortunately, the aunt stopped her sister, who was irritable as soon as she met her daughter, "The child is older, you can't always fight, the more you fight, the more you fight, the more you hate." ”
"Hatred is hatred, and it's annoying to see her!"
The blind sister snorted, as if she loved to stay at home, hey, wait!
What time is the beginning of the year?
If I'm not mistaken, the crew started filming today, and the New Year was filming, so hard.
Put the plate into the pool, the blind sister walked quickly to the study, turned on the computer, and clicked on the web page... Sure enough, the pre-ordered car had arrived at a 4S store near Hengdian.
However, the door was opened on the fifth day of the new year.
When she came downstairs, the whole family was already dressed, and she was waiting for herself.
Sitting in the car, the two cars slowly started outside the village, and Liu's mother specially took Xiaoya to her own car.
The blind sister was in the co-pilot's seat, glanced left and right outside the car, and said casually: "Dad, Mom, I have to go back to the company tomorrow." ”
Liu's mother was stunned, "Did your company arrange a new play for you?" ”
"Hmm... Almost, there are reasons why I have to go. ”
Dad Liu can understand her, after all, he will also participate in some disgusting drinking parties because of business, "When will you come back?" ”
The blind sister looked at the big set in front of the car, there were a lot of people, "Not necessarily, but fifteen is definitely not going home." ”
"In such a hurry?"
"Well, there's something urgent and I have to go."
Dad Liu parked the car on the side of the road and locked the door, "What time is the plane tomorrow, I'll send you." ”
The blind sister answered, in fact, she wanted to take a taxi, but when she got out of the car and groped her pocket, she found that her salary had been booked and she couldn't move.
Now it's the uncle's salary card that is spent.
This can't be spent indiscriminately, and the two of them will have to live on this money this year.
Now the blind sister only has the red envelope given by her aunt all over her body, 200 yuan...
Hiss!
Why is it that after being with her uncle, she, who is nicknamed the little rich woman, has never been able to hold the money in her hands?
The blind sister rolled her eyes and set her eyes on the dazed and ignorant little girl.
Leaned over and said, "Oh, my sister, my sister told you a secret, do you want to hear it?" ”
Xiaoya is not used to her problems, "I don't want to." ”
"That's it..."The blind sister pretended to be a pity, stood up, and patted her clothes, "Actually, my sister is not going to the company this time, but to Hengdian to meet someone, a person you are very familiar with~"
Someone she is familiar with?
And it's someone that the blind sister has to see during the Chinese New Year?
Thinking of what the blind sister had mentioned to her, Xiaoya was stunned and pointed at her for a long time and couldn't speak.
"You, you... You're going to see the great..."
The blind sister was quick to go, and she gagged her before the salutation came out, "Shhh, don't be so loud, you don't want to sign autographs?" ”
Over there, Liu's mother also heard the voice and looked back, "What's the matter with you two?" ”
"It's okay, I'm messing around with Yaya."
Mother Liu did not doubt him, and advised: "Oh, then you take Xiaoya, there are many people here, don't let her get lost." ”
"Don't worry."
Turning to look at Xiaoya and letting go of her mouth, Xiaoya couldn't wait to say, "Are you really uncle's girlfriend?!" ”
"Of course, I'll lie to you about this?"
"......" Xiaoya's senses for the cheap sister in front of her are extremely complicated.
She said before that she wanted to marry her uncle, but it was all a joke, after all, the uncle is a big star, and she is only a student, and she can't beat the eight poles.
But I didn't expect this cheap sister to be really an uncle's girlfriend, and it wasn't the kind of scandal.
"Then you... Can you take me with you? "At this moment, everything that is in love with or not in love is forgotten in the back of my mind, and seeing idols is a big deal!
The blind sister smiled, "It depends on whether you know each other or not." ”
Xiaoya directly stuffed the unopened red envelope to her, "It's all for you, it's all yours, you take me to see Uncle now!" ”
The blind sister opened the red envelope, counted, and ho, it was more than twice as much as hers.
Especially Liu's mother's red envelope, she hasn't received it for several years.
The blind sister put the money of the two together, "Bring it, I definitely can't take you to drip ~"
Xiaoya stretched out her hand and was about to call Liu's mother, there are liars, big liars, girls who specialize in cheating children out of money!
The blind sister hurriedly said, "Don't shout, you listen to me first." ”
The little girl stood with her arms crossed.
"You're so uncute." The blind sister put the red envelope in her pocket, "First of all, I haven't embezzled your money, I'm just helping you hold it, there are so many people here, what if someone touches it?" ”
"Secondly, you are still young, how can I take you to Hengdian by plane? Besides, you're about to start school! ”
Xiaoya couldn't refute it, but she was unhappy in her heart.
The blind sister saw that she was unhappy, and said with a smile: "Okay, you can cheer me up honestly at home." When I take down the uncle, I will bring him back for the New Year next year, and when the time comes, what else do you want to sign for, just ride the neck and take a group photo! ”
“…… That pull hook. ”
"Hanging on the hook will not change for a hundred years."
The fourth year of junior high school.
It was rare for the plane to land at the airport on time, and the blind sister appeared alone with her suitcase.
The airport bus came to Hengdian.
Because it is the Chinese New Year, the paparazzi who are full of holes on weekdays rarely stop for a while.
And the people in the car didn't expect that there was a star in the car who took this bus in order to save money.
Get off at the entrance of the 4S store.
The store hadn't opened yet, so the blind sister had to resist the urge to run to the uncle's house, and casually found a hotel nearby to stay.
Early in the morning on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year.
She came to the door of the 4S store.
The blind sister didn't go in, but called the sales person who had been in contact, and the other party knew her identity and came over with a piece of paper, "This is the various inspection reports of the car, as well as the insurance company's bills." ”
The blind sister nodded, put it away, and finally swiped it with her own card and paid the final payment.
When the car is filled with gas, there is a smell of leather that has just left the factory.
As soon as I started the car, I saw the salesperson trotting over, "Can you sign for me?" ”
After delaying for too long, the blind sister finally drove the car outside the inn, and saw that the uncle who had made her think about it for a long time was outside the door.
It's like waiting for her, and there's a lot of clarity in my heart.
One foot on the accelerator and stepped on it.
Stop, get out of the car, pounce on it.
The action is done in one go.
"Uncle, I want to kill you!"
With a two-meter jump, the food during the Chinese New Year, this is Ma Yudong's physical toughness, otherwise he will be knocked down.
However, Ma Yudong also took two steps back before he caught her steadily, "Why are you here for this New Year?" ”
The blind sister crossed her legs around his waist, wrapped her arms around the uncle's neck, and breathed in the smell of the uncle's body.
"It's very simple, I miss my uncle, so I'm here."
"And it's not just me coming, it's coming!"
What do you mean?
The blind sister looked away, pointed to the SUV that turned off and said: "This is the car I bought, we will also have a car family in the future, and we will no longer have to be beaten by the wind and rain." ”
"Uncle, don't you want to go up and have a look?"
This is bought for him?
No, it's for the two of us!
Ma Yudong patted her, "Then you come down, now you are holding me and not letting go, okay?" ”
Forehead... Ahem, it's all a minor issue.
The blind sister was also a little excited just now, jumped down, and ran to open the door for the uncle, "Please take a seat." ”
Then she ran to the co-pilot seat and sat down, she thought about this scene for a long time, and this day had finally arrived.
The space in the car is very spacious, obviously the blind sister is the model that was selected after considering the uncle's physique, the blind sister handed the key to the uncle, "Uncle, don't drive around?" ”
Ma Yudong can drive, but...
"Forget it, it's better today."
Yes?
Why?
Isn't the uncle happy?
Got a new love?
The blind sister thought a lot for a moment, until she realized that there was something wrong with the uncle's right hand, and the place where she was holding it was trembling all the time.
She's going to open it.
Ma Yudong hurriedly took it back, "Don't make trouble, you just came back, and the room hasn't been cleaned up for you yet." ”
"No, uncle, don't move."
"I haven't cooked yet, you have to cook a good meal for you when you come back for the New Year."
"You ......"
The blind sister is angry!
Roll over directly into the main driver's seat, press the uncle with his body, and put the uncle's hand on his buttocks.
The expression is extremely serious, formal, and serious.
"Uncle, I said, you are not allowed to move! Now, immediately, listen to me! As for the butt, touch it if you want, don't rub it! ”
“……”
Ma Yudong had never seen her like this, and she was really intimidated for a while.
There is still such a woman in this world?!
The blind sister sneered, do you know why the butt is two-petaled?
One petal of oneself, and the other petal is the fate of being touched.
Ma Yudong gasped...
Ignoring the fact that the atmosphere at this time had deteriorated a little, the blind sister held the uncle's right hand with both hands, only to see that there was an obvious burn on it.
She felt that something was wrong just now, but she didn't notice it because she was too excited at the time, and the blind sister's tears instantly filled her eyes, "Uncle, why are you so stupid, why don't you shake off my hand?!" What if the injury gets worse? ”
Ma Yudong was silent.
In fact, he already had an answer in his heart, he just didn't want to get rid of it...
But he didn't know whether to say this sentence or not, and finally sighed, forced a smile, picked up a tissue and handed it to her, "Your acting skills have improved, cry when you say crying, and you will specialize in tragic scenes in the future." ”
But the blind sister was in no mood to joke with him, "Uncle, aren't you filming, why did you burn your hands?" ”
Ma Yudong withdrew his right hand and looked through it carefully, his skin was still red, "It's nothing, today...... It was hot, and the director also gave me a leave, saying when it would be better to recover. ”
The blind sister said 'oh', "Uncle, you must have a good rest during this time, if you can use your right hand as much as possible, the most important thing is to recuperate!" ”
Ma Yudong doesn't care, he has also suffered serious injuries, not to mention anything else, when teaching boxing, he will inevitably break a few ribs or something.
But this is a good intention of the blind sister after all.
"Okay, I'll make a note of that."
The blind sister drove the car into the yard, and Xiao Yang and others also came out to watch the play.
Xiao Yang circled around the car and touched the front cover of the car, "Senior sister, why did you buy an SUV?" Could it be that this is your dowry to Brother Dong? ”
Ma Yudong was carrying the suitcase in his left hand, and he was about to throw it away when he picked up an apple in his right hand, but the next moment, the blind sister's cold eyes shot over!
The corners of Ma Yudong's mouth twitched, but he still put down the apple.
This time it was his fate, and he was spared.
The blind sister didn't refute, and ran to open the door of the dormitory building, "I'll give you a special product later." ”
Xiao Yang: "Okay. ”
Come to the third floor.
She is the only resident on this floor for the time being, and Sister Hong has not yet returned.
The souvenirs in the suitcase were carried downstairs and distributed to a few people present, and the rest were placed in Ma Yudong's room.
The blind sister went out and bought a bag of bandages and potions and came back, "The doctor said that it is best to apply this potion to the burned area, and you can just tie the bandage." ”
Ma Yudong watched silently, and suddenly said: "I remember before, it seems that there was a time when you tied a bandage for me, and in the end I was scolded by Brother Zhao." ”
The blind sister's face turned red.
It was during the filming of "It's Not a Joke", they went to experience life and met the village doctor Zhao Lao Khan.
Then a series of things happened, like plastic buckets...
The blind sister patted the uncle on the shoulder angrily, "It's all uncle, you fooled me last time, making me think that the countryside is like that, this year I went to my aunt's house for the New Year, and I took a plastic bucket to the house at night, and was scolded by my mother." ”
“……”
"Uncle, are you embarrassed to laugh?"
Ma Yudong shook his head, he is professional and generally doesn't laugh.
Unless you can't help it.
Hum!
If it weren't for the uncle's injury, she would definitely fight with him!
Glancing around the room, it was exactly the same as when she left, with no changes.
The blind sister put her eyes on the table, to be precise, on the model car.
She took out the bank card that Ma Yudong hadn't seen for a long time and put it on the table, "My salary has bought that car, and this card is the living expenses of the two of us this year, uncle, do you have any plans?" ”
Ma Yudong was a little nervous, "... There aren't a few of those 10,000 left. ”
The blind sister was very satisfied with his state, "Hmph, yes~ Uncle, don't worry, I'm not asking you for money, we're not bad for money, Sister K has arranged a TV series for me this year." ”
"What type?"
"It is said to be the Republic of China, what is it called, "Strange Man Yizhimei" is called very strange anyway, but this time I want to invite Brother Huo to play the leading role."
He?
What about Hugo?
The blind sister shook her head, she is now wholeheartedly and sincerely focused on her uncle, and the male friends she had made in the past have gradually stopped contacting, so she doesn't know why Hu Ge doesn't act.
"Don't talk about that." The blind sister looked at the big bed in the back room with big eyes, "Uncle, you are injured now, you need to rest more, go sleep for a while, right?" ”
Don't say it's not sleepy, when she said this, Ma Yudong was really tired.
For this drama, Ma Yudong wakes up at 6 or 7 o'clock almost every day, and the time to come back at night is not standardized.
Ma Yudong took off his coat, and the bandage on his right hand did not allow him to fold his clothes, so he had to put it on the back of the chair, "I'll go to sleep for a while, and you can play with the computer in this room." ”
The blind sister nodded obediently and slept peacefully.
Ma Yudong closed the door of the inner room, and after ten minutes, the sound of uniform breathing sounded.
The blind sister put down the books, closed the door, and closed the curtains of the room.
Uncle, I'm here~
Come... Come on, huh?
When was this door locked?!
Wouldn't her night attack plan be the first to die before she could get out of school?
I tried again, but I still didn't succeed.
Damn it!
The blind sister stomped her foot, her face full of disbelieving, didn't the water wash the Dragon King Temple, and the family didn't recognize the family?
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If you can't get into the room, what's the use of the curtains still drawn?
When I opened it, I saw Xiao Yang and a few people looking here, and when I saw that the blind sister opened the curtain again, several people hurriedly dispersed.
… Call!
The blind sister let out a breath and adjusted her mentality.
A few minutes later, the model car was laid out on the table.
There are still too few fish, so don't close the net for the time being, so as not to startle the snake!
According to Liu's mother's words and deeds, the blind sister knows that living a life is the same as fighting a war.
One of the two sides must win the final victory, and before the second time, mutual temptation, confrontation, and setting traps are all a means.
Uncle has now captured her stomach.
But she also controlled her uncle's salary, even if she was in exile in a small treasury, she was under her surveillance.
Can't escape~
Merely... The uncle is good at aggressive warfare, and he invades her heart aggressively and domineeringly.
And she likes to annihilate the war, lure the enemy deep, slowly try to him, and finally eat him with the momentum of encirclement!
A great man once said: The countryside surrounds the city.
This also applies to love, the blind sister has already gained a place in the uncle's circle of friends at the cost of her own reputation.
As long as she continues to work steadily and steadily, and when the friends around the uncle think that the uncle's girlfriend must be her, it will be her time to pick the fruits of victory.
Turn on the computer, log in to Uncle Shang's Weibo for a long time, and habitually browse, taste and delete some private photos sent by fans, and find that it has been a few months since the last news released by the uncle!
But because of "New Shaolin Temple", the uncle's fans are still increasing, and they have reached 300,000 followers, crushing her little lions.
The blind sister has deep suspicions, so with the current attitude of the little lions, and the madness of the uncle fans, and finally when the two of them are made public, there is a high probability that the uncle fans will blast her Weibo...
Alas... The blind sister rubbed her eyebrows, and it was not good if the man she fancied was too good.
With the uncle's Weibo, I followed Xiaoya's Weibo and sent her a private message: 'Uncle is asleep now, guess what your sister is doing now?' ’
‘…… You are not allowed to bully uncle! ’
Xiaoya really believed it this time, and the iron-like facts proved that the two were indeed together, but she also broke the defense...
Uncle is not clean.
The uncle is already in the shape of that woman, woo woo woo...
The blind sister laughed strangely.
'If the sea can...' The uncle's mobile phone outside rang, and the blind sister hurriedly connected, "Hey, Director Lu." ”
It was Lu Weiguo, when he heard the woman's voice, he looked at the phone number more, right?
Tentatively asked, "Are you?" ”
"I'm Master Liu."
Lu Weiguo breathed a sigh of relief, he was still worried that Ma Yudong had changed, so he pretended not to recognize it, "Are you with Dongzi?" ”
"Well, but uncle, he's too tired and asleep, Director Lu, do you have something to do with your uncle? I can relay it for you. ”
Hearing this, Lu Weiguo was immediately happy.
On weekdays, Ma Yudong still bragged to him, how did his physical fitness come about, and now it seems... It has nothing to do with physical fitness.
How much is the difference between Ma Yudong and the blind sister, Lu Weiguo once doubted that he could crush the blind sister, but he didn't expect that it was Ma Yudong himself who was the first to get tired in the end.
Gee... It seems that the next time we meet, he will prepare some Chinese medicine for Ma Yudong~
"It's nothing, isn't it almost March, and our drama has also set a time and place, and it will be released in Xuchang on March 12."
"At that time, the Propaganda Department, the deputy mayor and the senior management of Henan Film and Television will attend, this is the best occasion for Dongzi to make friends with big people, you must not forget!"
"At the same time, I also invited Zhao Lao Khan and all the students of a local school to watch together, and you can help Dongzi dress up with more spirit when the time comes."
This time, the blind sister also understood the true intention of Lu Weiguo's sentence that had been on his lips: 'We have a lot of support for this drama'.
She... No, don't say it's her.
Even the entire Tang Ren didn't have the ability to invite those people...
It's over, it's over!
The blind sister's admiration for the uncle is getting higher and higher, and from a strategic point of view, she has lost the first place.
Not long after the phone hung up, the blind sister who woke up like a dream hurriedly posted this news on the uncle and her own Weibo.
Uncle Weibo: 'Director Lu Weiguo directed and filmed, and I starred in the rural anti-Japanese comedy "Not a Joke", which will be released in Xuchang on March 12. By the way, Aite will take a look at the blind sister's own Weibo.
Except for the last Aite, it's fair.
She logged on to her Weibo again.
It's just that this time the blind sister made a scheming, Weibo @uncle, wrote: 'New year, new beginning, this time it's my turn, I hope everyone will support me and my uncle's movie!'" ’
Bottom line: It's my turn.
The previous scandal between Ma Yudong and Bai Bing was directly characterized, yes, it was fake!
That's a kind of propaganda, don't get me wrong.
Now that the propaganda is over, it doesn't matter to the two of them, and your CP support club can also be disbanded.
Who says she doesn't care anymore?
She just hasn't amplified her moves yet~
Evening.
A plume of smoke rose from the inn.
Ma Yu Dongfang just woke up, he was really tired.
Get down to the ground and open the door.
I saw that the blind sister was fighting wits and courage with the little lions with great interest, and when she saw the uncle coming out, the blind sister decisively abandoned the little lion and rushed straight into the uncle's arms.
Replenished Uncle Energy.
The blind sister stared at the uncle resentfully, and searched her hands, "Uncle, after a year, why did you see me like this?" ”
Ma Yudong was puzzled, "What's wrong?" ”
The blind sister said nonsense very seriously, "The door is for thieves, not for me!" ”
Ma Yudong looked at her speechlessly and put the key away, "The lock is not a gentleman's protection, if you don't open the door, then you won't need the lock." ”
Makes sense!
The blind sister praised this sentence, with a strong sense of identity on her face, "Uncle, why don't you lock the door tonight and test whether I am a gentleman?" ”
…………
After fifteen, continue to ten thousand watches, tired to death