Chapter 6 Digging the Pit Overlord and the Pit Filling Expert
Tang Miaoyan grew up with him and cooked him for so many years, it is impossible not to know that he doesn't eat acid.
If she knew, why did she let him eat it?
Could it be that he still felt that his heart was blocked and his anger was too smooth, so he deliberately made trouble with him?
Praise her, she should be able to dissipate her anger.
"It is said that you look at a gentleman under the lamp, and you can see a beauty under the moon. I don't think that's right now, a gentleman needs to be open, and a true beauty can also stand up close and carefully appreciated. Miaomiao, let's go home and talk under the lamp. ”
He held Qingxing in the palm of his hand with his backhand, and with the other hand, he went to pull Tang Miaoyan.
Tang Miaoyan grinned in disgust, and this time he successfully avoided his groping pig hands.
"Tsk! looks like a human, why do you talk so oily? Su Yuheng, you can eat if you want, and say it if you don't want to eat. What are you doing with so many meaty words? Play by yourself, I don't want to be blotting paper. ”
She turned around and walked away, rubbing the goosebumps on her arms.
Su Yuheng's long legs blocked her way in three or two steps.
Tang Miaoyan was absolutely determined to reconcile in public, and before being brought into the room by his people, he suddenly changed his words.
If she blindly obeys, Su Yuheng will definitely guard against her.
But she is sometimes angry, sometimes submissive, sometimes sad, sometimes disgusted.
On the contrary, Su Yuheng let down her guard, simply thinking that she would be uncertain if she was just unsettled.
"If you want me to eat, it's not difficult. It's better for the lady to feed it in a different way, and I'll eat it. ”
He hooked her chin and smiled slyly like a fox.
Although they have been married for three years, they have never even held hands seriously.
He teased her like this, and she must have turned her head shyly and ran.
In this way, he doesn't have to eat green apricots, and Tang Miaoyan won't be angry.
Wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?
Tang Miaoyan was already so disgusted that the roots of her teeth hurt.
"Okay. You close your eyes. ”
Tang Miaoyan resisted the urge to kick him off the cliff, and smiled innocently and harmlessly.
The self-proclaimed smile on the corner of Su Yuheng's lips stiffened, and she let go of her soft chin.
Before closing his eyes, he still 'did not blink' to fight for the initiative:
"The lady is trying to meet the edge for the first time, if I close my eyes, wouldn't it be a pear-surging steamed food?"
I just opened my eyes and watched, I don't believe you dare to kiss me.
Even if the world in the book collapsed and he couldn't go back to the original world, Tang Miaoyan was determined to kick him off the cliff.
After taking several deep breaths to barely suppress the impulse, she gritted her teeth and asked:
"Do you close your eyes? Without closing my eyes, get out of the way, I'm going home. ”
Su Yuheng's long and dense eyelashes trembled, and after all, they fell to cover their eyes, and lowered their heads very 'considerately'.
Tang Miaoyan snatched the green apricot from his hand, and shattered it all with a hard grip.
The other hand pressed down on his chin and shoved the green apricot into his forced open mouth with great speed.
"If you can't eat the whole thing, then you can eat the broken one."
After getting angry, he ran away by mistake, not even looking at his face that instantly turned into a meme.
"Sigh Maoran (Tang Miaoyan), tired of the green shade and mustard cake! (Why are you so excessive, woman)"
Su Yuheng's sour saliva flowed, and he gritted his teeth and asked angrily when he couldn't even speak clearly.
As he spoke, the green apricot crushed that had not been spit out was chewed, and the sour taste rushed straight to the Tianling Gai.
Su Yuheng, who hasn't cried for many years, made an exception today!
He would rather lose his first kiss and be kissed by her than have this thing that would have taken him out of his soul.
The two returned home one after the other.
When Su Yuheng entered the door, she saw that Tang Miaoyan's house was pitch black, and thought she had fallen asleep.
As soon as he took off his robe, she knocked on the door.
"Husband, can I go in?"
“…… Hold on. ”
Su Yuheng was surprised for a moment, and quickly put on the robe again.
Tie every belt properly, tighten the belt, and then go to open the door.
"Husband, I didn't eat anything for dinner, let's drink some soup!"
Tang Miaoyan was neatly dressed, holding a tray in her hand with a bowl of light yellow soup on it.
It turned out that her room was not lit, and she went directly to the kitchen.
Su Yuheng raised his eyebrows speechlessly.
Giving soup to someone who hasn't eaten?
Are you sure this woman is not here to trick him again?
But when he faced Tang Miaoyan's big eyes that could talk like black grapes, the words of refusal were stuck in his throat.
I couldn't say a word, so I dodged to make way for her.
"It's still warm, husband, drink it while it's hot. I cleaned up my room, washed my clothes and went to bed. ”
Tang Miaoyan put down the soup bowl and cleaned up the house 'diligently'.
On the way back, she suddenly remembered that there is a way in this world.
That is, if the person is 50 miles away from the place of residence, he or she must be issued by the local county government to a kind of official document similar to a pass.
She wanted to escape, and naturally the farther away the better.
The original body had no way to guide, so he had to 'borrow' Su Yuheng's use.
Su Yuheng sat down at the table quietly, watched Tang Miaoyan 'clean up' the furnishings on the surface, and began to rummage through the cabinets again.
After a long time, he asked unhurriedly:
"What is Madame looking for?"
"Ahh Did you see that? I'm looking for a prayer charm. It was I went to the temple to ask for it before you entered the Beijing Palace. Now that you have returned to your hometown, I should also take it away and burn it to repay my wishes. But I can't remember where I put it. ”
Tang Miaoyan saw that he didn't drink the soup with ingredients, so he had already thought of a rhetoric.
Anyway, I can't hide it, but I just fool it.
Su Yuheng's handsome smile revealed a strange evil, and proposed:
"Since the room can't be found, maybe it's on me. Why don't you come and find out for yourself, is there the one you want? ”
"Nope! Not necessarily. Husband, let's drink the soup first. What you can't find, maybe just appear inadvertently. I'm not in a hurry, not at all. ”
Tang Miaoyan shook her head like a rattle and refused to get closer to him.
It doesn't matter if the man is trying to flirt with her, or if he wants to see through her.
She would never come near him to bring about her own 'destruction'.
"It's fine."
As he spoke, he stood up, unfastening his belt with two strokes of his slender fingers, and pulling the belt one by one.
"It's hot, and you sweat when you drink hot soup."
He justified himself in Tang Miaoyan's stunned, and then threw his robe on the flower table in front of the bed.
"When."
The sound of metal hitting the table top is particularly clear in a room where a pin drop can be heard.
This should be what she was looking for, and it was briefly introduced in the book.
The path guide of ordinary people may be a piece of paper in a simple way, and a wooden sign in a better way.
And the officials are different, not only do they not write down the destination in detail, but also because of the long-term use of high-grade to bronze medals.
Tang Miaoyan couldn't suppress her excitement, simply closed her eyes, and pretended to be embarrassed and said:
"Husband, what are you doing? Can't you wait for me to go out and then take off my clothes? Meng Lang. ”
The man in only the pure white middle coat has tight muscle lines, and the thin fabric is stretched more and more beautifully straight.
"I finally have a chance, won't it be too late for Madame to go out?"