Chapter 23: A Different Monk
"Has Master Su ever heard of a witch doctor?"
It's just a few simple words.
Deliberately teasing words with a bad taste.
After Tang Miaoyan blurted out, he could obviously feel the muscles of the man holding him stiff.
He pinched the horse's reins like jade, and their fingers were so pale as if they were about to turn into paper.
Tang Miaoyan didn't care much about his changes, and continued to say as if talking to herself:
"Master Su, do you remember the old Zen master who was sick when you were young and traveled to our village to revive you? In fact, he later returned to our village and lived there for a long time. I learned the medical skills of the left side of the door from him. ”
A person who understands the plot of the whole book and knows everything before and after wants to deceive people.
That's not going to be easy.
So even if Su Yuheng is thoughtful.
Even Su Yuheng had long been suspicious and surprised by Tang Miaoyan's changes.
He couldn't grasp any of Tang Miaoyan's tricks at all.
Yes.
Su Yuheng was rescued by Donald back then, and his head was seriously bruised, and he was once diagnosed as a fool by Lang Zhong in Shili Eight Villages.
There should be no recovery in this life.
But he didn't deserve to die.
Three months later, a traveling monk passed by and said that he had a relationship with the Buddha.
The monk lived in Tang's house, and in more than a month, he really cured Su Yuheng.
It's just a pity that his memory is still incomplete, and even partially confused, which will misunderstand Donald and the original body.
Later, Su Yuheng went out to study, and he couldn't stay at home for more than ten days a year.
Don't say that Tang Miaoyan is justified now, he is talking about the benefactor he has seen.
Even if she said that she was taught medical skills by the heavenly fairy who came down to her house, Su Yuheng didn't have a problem with her.
cough cough cough ......
Of course.
Tang Miaoyan would not fool him with such a lame and nonsensical excuse.
"How is the old Zen master's body? Where is it now? When did you meet him? ”
asked three times in a row, which shows Su Yuheng's gratitude and longing for his benefactor.
"About a year ago! When he came, he taught me medical skills, that is, he saw that you and I were destined to end, and let me learn a craft. He is still roaming the world, and his health is still as good as ever. ”
Tang Miaoyan deceived people, her face was not red and she was not panting.
Anyway, this wandering monk has never appeared.
What did she want to say, but it wasn't up to her heart?
But what she never expected was that the old monk did not come.
The little monk actually arrived.
"Are you a karma?"
Tang Miaoyan opened the door and saw a monk who was in his twenties, and he didn't come back to his senses for more than ten minutes.
Why?
Because he's so good-looking!
Su Yuheng's handsome is elegant and proud.
The beauty of Yu Fusheng is indistinguishable between male and female.
The monk in front of him is so pretty that he turns sentient beings upside down.
Especially the tear mole under the tail of his right eye, which really writes weakness and coquettishness on his handsome face.
plus that thin and tall figure.
What woman would look at him and not give birth to an instinctive maternal protective desire?
"The little monk is lonely, and he travels the world. After a few days of traveling, thirsty and tired, can you borrow a few days at the female bodhisattva's house? ”
His voice was soft and tired.
She has a fair complexion and a thick black dullness under her eyes, which looks like she has been painted with makeup.
But......
"How many days?"
Are you sure this is what a wandering monk should do?
Tang Miaoyan was stunned and asked.
"The little monk met the bad guy on the road, and he was too tired to escape. Please also ask the female Bodhisattva to make it convenient, Amitabha! The Buddha will bless well-wishers. ”
Miao Lin said while performing a Buddha salute.
Before Tang Miaoyan could speak, Su Yuheng, who was behind him, said respectfully and loudly:
"Amitabha! Master, inside please. ”
"Thank you, Bodhisattva."
Miao Lonely Joy quickly entered the door.
Tang Miaoyan knew that Su Yuheng had a good impression of the monk, but the conditions at home did not allow it at all!
When Miao Lin passed her, she reluctantly raised her hand and drew a circle on Su Yuheng.
It means that our house is so big, and the old thatched hut has just been demolished to build the foundation, where do you let Miao Lonely live?
Su Yuheng was also a little difficult, and wanted to say that he would let Miao Lin go to the courtyard where the entourage lived next to him and be aggrieved for the time being.
Miao Lin actually opened his mouth in an empathetic manner:
"Monks don't talk about luxury, just have a tile to cover their heads."
He pointed to the barn next to the kitchen.
“……”
What else can Tang Miaoyan say to refuse?
Su Yuheng was very guilty, and invited Miao Lin into the kitchen to eat and drink tea.
The warm and respectful reception in person is really a guest of honor.
Tang Miaoyan walked a few steps slowly into the kitchen and continued to use the materials that Gu Cheng bought yesterday to be the old godmother.
The room was full of numb and spicy fresh fragrance, so that the two men chatting couldn't help but salivate while talking.
"The female bodhisattva's cooking skills are so good, the little monk is not in a hurry to eat this meal."
Miao Lin originally ate with relish, but halfway through, he put down his chopsticks neatly.
Su Yuheng secretly swallowed the liquid flooding in his mouth, and explained apologetically:
"Uchiko was making meat sauce before Master Ying entered the door, disturbing Master Qingxiu, sin! Sin! ”
Su Yuheng stood up apologetically, already thinking about letting Gu Cheng even bring the pot and sauce out of the yard.
The boarding family at home also cooks meat, which is too much!
It's just that Tang Miaoyan's meat sauce was halfway done before Miao Lin entered the door, and after he wanted to bring it out, the Buddha would naturally not be surprised.
Who would have thought, but Miao Lin waved his hand to block his way.
"Many people forcibly associate vegetarianism with Buddhism, which is a misunderstanding of Buddhism! Buddhism is not only culture but also education, and it is the supreme education that analyzes the true meaning of life and gets rid of life and death. It has nothing to do with what you eat! At the beginning, Shakyamuni Buddha led all his disciples to beg for food in a pure bowl, and there was no distinction between meat and vegetarian, but they all attained the supreme Bodhi, because they knew the way to practice non-action. ”
This righteous and awe-inspiring statement, if he was wearing Dharma clothes at this time, he could go to the altar to give a speech to the world to solve their doubts.
When Su Yuheng and Tang Miaoyan were relatively confused, Miao Lin had already got up with the rice bowl.
Take a few steps to the side of the pot, put half a spoonful of meat sauce, sit on the pot and mix well, and eat it in a big gulp.
The spicy and fresh fragrance rushed to the tip of his nose, and his brilliant Danfeng eyes were slightly red and watery, but he praised with satisfaction:
"The delicacies of the mountains and the sea, the delicacies, in front of the bowl of sauce of the female bodhisattva, are not more than Erer. It's so delicious! ”
I didn't expect to wear it into the book and become a BUG, but the old godmother can still conquer everyone in the world.
"The master has a good reputation. There is still rice in the pot, and the lady will bring more to the master. ”
Su Yuheng is a person who has seen the world in the end, and after being stunned for a while, he immediately arranged for Tang Miaoyan to take care of Miaoyan.
Tang Miaoyan looked at Miao Lone, who was gobbling up, and then looked at the meat sauce that was still bubbling in the pot, and chose to change the biggest bowl of rice for him.
This monk is really able to eat!
"Is that so?"
In the afternoon, as soon as Tang Miaoyan came out after washing his clothes, he almost whispered something to Gu Cheng and Su Yuheng.
Su Yuheng's handsome face was full of worries, and he asked rhetorically.