Chapter 232: The Bad Monkey Project
Ma Yudong didn't understand why Uncle Benshan was so optimistic about himself.
Although he is confident, that is not a reason.
Uncle Benshan, as the king of comedy for more than ten years in the Spring Festival Gala, is far from being as well-known as he can now.
But the other party is so polite to himself?
He doesn't want to think badly of people, but he needs to find a reason to convince himself in the end.
For this reason, Uncle Benshan's old partner Fan Wei gave a suitable answer, "Did you make a Henan version of the dialect "Not a joke" movie?" ”
It's no secret for a long time.
Fan Wei pointed to the Uncle Benshan who ran to show Andy his palmistry, "You are a child from the Northeast, but you ran to shoot a Henan version of the dialect, which has become an interesting story in the entertainment industry." ”
"Some people even deliberately said in front of him: Uncle Benshan can't cover the children of the Northeast, so he has to let the children of the Northeast go to other places to recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors."
"Do you think he can still be happy?"
Ma Yudong suddenly brightened!
Then he looked at Uncle Benshan with a smile and a smile, just because of this?
No way?
It's just an actor, what is the geographical distinction between acting in a play?
Fan Wei smiled, "That's true, but after reaching a certain level, money is not particularly important." On the contrary, for him, face is more important than everything! ”
This is also why it doesn't matter if the boss loses money, but if someone dares to accuse them, the other party will immediately turn his face.
The most recent one is the pair of Fang Long and Han Sanye.
Well, that's a reason to convince him.
But if he was given another chance, Ma Yudong would still choose so.
It was his first time starring in a movie, and there was no reason why he would turn down the choice in that situation.
Then he looked at Fan Wei, "Teacher Fan, then why did you come over to explain this to me?" ”
Fan Wei rolled his eyes helplessly, "You are very wary." Okay, okay, it's actually very simple for me to answer this question, but I'm curious to know that Director Ning Hao didn't call you? ”
Call?
What do you mean?
Fan Wei looked down and found a picture on his mobile phone and showed it to him, which was the invitation letter of the actor of "The Golden Catastrophe".
Ning Hao signed and invited Fan Wei to become a member of the crew of "The Golden Tribulation".
That's why he chose to get along with Ma Yudong.
Because Fan Wei knew that before "The Golden Tribulation" was established, Ning Hao had already publicly announced the male lead.
In such a crew, Ma Yudong is the core of everything, and he, a supporting role, also needs to serve the protagonist.
Even he knew that Andy had also joined the play, and only became a supporting role.
Ma Yudong sighed.
He suddenly realized that he might not have communicated with Ning Hao for a long time.
Obviously, this is a play that the other party is praising him, but he has been busy with his own affairs during this time.
It's either a new script or going to filming.
couldn't help but blame himself, so after saying goodbye to Fan Wei for a while, he went to the corner and picked up the phone.
"Hello?" Ning Hao's voice was slightly tired! "Dongzi, what's wrong?"
But the conversation is still so casual.
Ma Yudong suddenly remembered that when he stepped into the film industry, it was Ning Hao who led him the way and opened the door, which gave him his current achievements.
And now I have forgotten my roots.
With a long sigh, "Mouse, when I go back to the capital, let's go drink." ”
This title Ma Yudong hasn't been called for a long time, Ning Hao was also stunned, and then scolded with a smile: "Have you done something to be sorry for me, otherwise you, an old picker, would have thought about inviting me to drink?" ”
Ma Yudong felt guilty in his heart, but he didn't fall into the wind, "Do you want to go?" ”
Ning Hao swung his fist hard, blinded his son, and was also glared at by his daughter-in-law!
He sneered, "Go, you have to go, it's not easy to eat your wine and dinner." ”
In order to hide from his daughter-in-law, Ning Hao put down the storyboard in his hand and walked to the window.
Ma Yudong mocked, "My sister-in-law is still as strong as ever." ”
"Cut, that's not strong, it's because I love her, if I don't love her. Who shall I care of her? But Ning Hao only dared to lower his voice and say it, if he really wanted to be heard by his daughter-in-law, he should change to a new keyboard.
Ma Yudong said business, "How is your script?" ”
Ning Hao said: "I have revised all the points you said, at least there will not be too many logical loopholes, and it is more difficult to change the others." ”
"I've got my own ideas twisted up now, and when you get together, we'll discuss those ideas again."
The crowd gathered firewood and the flame was high.
Ma Yudong nodded, and then pressed the send button, "I sent you something to your mailbox, you can take a look, go back and give me an opinion." ”
"What's that?"
"You can open it yourself and know, I'm filming here in China Film now, a group of big-name stars."
Sure enough, Ning Haoning was distracted, "Who are they?" ”
"Chow Yun-fat, Uncle Benshan, Fan Wei, Feng Gong, Andy..."
Wait a minute.
The more he listened, the more wrong it became, and finally Ning Hao frowned, "Are you going to make a comedy for the New Year?" ”
Needless to say, Uncle Benshan, Fan Wei and Feng Gong are also frequent guests of the Spring Festival Gala.
Chow Yun-fat and Andy have also made comedies.
Not to mention Ma Yudong, who started his home with his racing car, "What? You comedy stars got together and remade the show? ”
Ning Hao's guidance made Ma Yudong stunned for a moment.
Well saidtm makes sense.
He said, "Why do you feel weird here?"
didn't expect to gather a group of comedians, and Ma Yudong really couldn't understand what Han Sanye's calculations were.
So, is it really just a simple desire to get a group of celebrities out?
Hang up.
Ning Hao returned to the study and sat in front of the computer, he wanted to see what Ma Yudong sent him, and it was mysterious.
Click to take a look.
Director Ma Yudong, assistant director Guo Fan, screenwriters Ma Yudong, Xu Guangtou, Huang Bo.
Producer: Ning Hao.
Ning Hao didn't make a sound for a long time, and the cigarette in the corner of his mouth was not lit.
Xing Nana was a little curious, "Who called you just now?" ”
When I came to the study, I found Ning Hao sitting in front of the computer in a daze, and couldn't help but come over, "Dongzi is the director?" Your new script? ”
Ning Hao came back to his senses and leaned back in his chair, "This is the movie script written by Dongzi himself, and at the same time, he also quietly got the production team, didn't you see that I was unknowingly hung up by him as a producer?" ”
This group of old boys actually made a movie.
Xing Nana shrugged her shoulders, "Okay, then I'll go out to buy groceries, and you can help take care of the child." ”
Take care of that kid...
Ning Hao is a big head for a while.
That kid was cute when he was a kid, why is it like this now?
Wait a minute?
Ma Yudong's group of old bad boys, this little monkey in front of him... Thinking of the script given to him by Ma Yudong, Ning Hao suddenly had a bold idea.
Bad Monkey Project?
………
Ma Yudong's China Film does not invest much, but the production team is very large, and even Han Sanye, the boss of China Film Group, lives in the crew.
Therefore, the crew paid great attention to the makeup of the actors, and it had to be exactly according to the costumes of history.
Even the makeup artist took the original photos of the characters to compare them with the actors.
The role of Ma Yudong is easy to play, there are no lines, just need to look like.
But there are also people who are more similar.
Feng Gong is the latter.
Comparing the photos, Ma Yudong found out that Feng Gong is acting in his true colors.
Judging from the photos, the similarity between the two can reach 80%, the same face shape, the same short chin, and no genetic blessing, how can they look so similar.
But the strange thing is that Feng Gong is obviously so similar to the character in the photo, but he has a frown on his face and does not smile at all, which does not match his reputation as a master of comedy at all.
Fan Wei and Ma Yudong performed in a play, "It may be that you don't know much about this matter, I once heard someone talk about his family when I went to the Spring Festival Gala." ”
Although Feng Gong agreed to act, he still found it difficult to speak.
Because he is playing no one else, it is his great-grandfather Feng Guozhang.
The glory of the Feng family's ancestors, when it came to Feng Gong's generation, brought them shame.
He also suffered a lot when he was a child because of his family background, so he kept silent about his illustrious family background!
I see.
Unlike other families who enjoy benefits like others, Feng Gong has brought a lot of troubles because of this incident.
On the second day when Ma Yudong came to the crew, the other actors finally arrived.
Han Sanye didn't mean to give them any more rest today, but only took two hours to take their makeup photos.
Compared to yesterday, it seems a little more impatient, but who made their wrists smaller?
Even so, they are grateful to Dade for their gratitude to the third master.
But the third master didn't want to deal with them, but said to Ma Yudong, who had already set his makeup yesterday: "Let's go to the set for a walk?" ”
Don't look at them as comedy stars, but in fact, comedy stars are definitely not as easy as everyone thinks.
Laughing is a difficult thing to do.
Their acting skills may not be as good as those of the teachers, but they are also much better than the vast majority of actors.
Ma Yudong also benefited a lot.
There are good and bad.
gathered too many comedy stars, which caused a casual action by others, but it would make everyone present laugh.
And Ma Yudong's beard can't laugh, he doesn't dare to laugh, and if he laughs, he has to be re-glued, delaying the crew's time.
But I can't help it...
For example, they are going to play the role of Yuan Datou in the green screen enthronement ceremony.
Wenchen and military generals came one after another.
Chow Yun-fat was wearing the emperor's robe and kneeling at the front.
Then there are three columns of six-person military generals such as Uncle Benshan, Hua Tsai, and Ma Yudong.
During the sacrifice to the sky, one of the decorations on Uncle Benshan's clothes fell off, causing him to hum and laugh.
This laughter is so magical.
And hearing his familiar laughter, everyone present who watched the Spring Festival Gala couldn't help but be infected with laughter.
Even the director was amused helplessly.
The only one who dared to exchange ideas with Uncle Benshan at the scene was Chow Yun-fat, who was wearing an emperor's robe, "You didn't take the right medicine today, when you came over today, did you take expired viagra?" ”
Uncle Benshan was not to be outdone, "I eat Fa Ge." ”
The audience burst into laughter, and even the damaged Chow Yun-fat himself was overjoyed, let alone others.
He pointed at Uncle Benshan and scolded with a smile, "You are too two." ”
Uncle Benshan responded to a two, "Our gang of two is below, so you put it in front, aren't you more than two?" ”
Want to get a verbal bargain in front of the king of comedy himself?
That can only say that Chow Yun-fat thought too easily.
After the cheerful audition, Chow Yun-fat invited the crew to eat mutton skewers.
He hired a master and slaughtered a sheep to come to the set to roast it.
Ma Yudong also had to sigh, he really knew how to play.
If you want to say that you are the happiest, it is undoubtedly the reporter who shoots tidbits with the group.
I can't even open my eyes when I laugh! He threw down this shot and shook out hundreds of millions.
And the left row is about cross talk, and the right row is for sketches, can this country not be chaotic?
The blind sister was also amused by what Ma Yudong said.
Ma Yudong was lying in the room booked by the crew, perhaps because he was not paid, and the actor's living standard was extremely high!
His food, housing and transportation are all in accordance with the standards of first-line stars.
During this period, director Chen Kaige also came.
Ge You also came.
However, Ge You's emotional intelligence is indeed very high, and when Han Sanye led him into the set to watch, the door was like that.
Han Sanye put his arm around him and walked forward, it must be Ge Xian to enter the field.
But Ge You didn't want to steal the limelight from the other party.
Overcautious.
So, Ge You came up with a strange trick within a few steps.
When he walked to the door, he didn't go in, but squinted in, as if he didn't want to disturb the actors who were filming.
But Han Sanye didn't care about that, he pushed the door in directly, and then it was Ge You who followed him.
gave Han Sanye enough face.
The blind sister was fascinated by what she heard, could she still do this?
She's got another trick!
At the same time, she also admires her uncle, and now her uncle is really surrounded by Confucianism, and there is no white ding.
As long as she can get to know any director, she is still just an unknown young actor, and she even needs to appear in variety shows to increase her fame.
Then again, "Does Uncle know?" I met a very strange child in this variety show that I am participating in now. ”
"Her family is very difficult, her father is injured, her mother is alone at home and has to take care of her husband, and she has to work in the fields, so the little girl has to drop out of school and come home to help..."
Ma Yudong knows the story better than she does.
When he went into the darkness that night, the little girl's mother came to thank him with a flashlight and invited him to her home for a detailed discussion.
Therefore, Ma Yudong also met the little girl's father.
The two chatted for a long time, and the result was that the girl's father cooperated with him to act in a play, so that the blind sister could successfully complete the task.
He hid his merit and fame in front of the blind sister.
Ma Yudong is also proud of her, "Since you promised Mira, then you have to work hard to become her idol." ”
But the blind sister was stunned there...
Did she say the girl's name?
"Uncle, there is actually another thing that is very strange, that is, why the girl's father was not willing to come out when he went yesterday."
"When I went back the next day, their family had a different look, which was so strange."
"Moreover, what does landlord Huang Shiren mean?"
Ma Yudong replied casually, "Probably that person is very harsh, right?" After all, it's Huang Shiren, but I guess it's a name that the person casually gave, which should mean that the landlord's family has surplus grain. ”
The blind sister questioned, "No, I don't believe it!" ”
Ma Yudong's face is full of black lines...
But the blind sister was even more strange, "Uncle, how do you know so clearly?" ”
Ma Yudong chuckled in his heart... It's been tricked, this girl has learned well!