Chapter 251: Her Uncle Is Perverted!
Ma Yudong, who took a bath in the bathing center and went up to the lounge on the second floor, has not thought through that question until now.
He found Ning Hao, "I think the little Northeast character in your script should be a, do you think that in that environment, he doesn't even have the money to rent a house, and it is impossible to pay attention to hygiene, isn't it reasonable to be unkempt?" ”
Seeing that Ma Yudong was still struggling with this problem, Ning Hao was not annoyed, but admired his attitude of drilling the horns.
This attitude is needed in this industry.
Ning Hao lay on the sofa and asked him, "Who did you hear these truths from?" ”
Experts!
Ma Yudong has read a lot of articles in the past few days, and they have criticized many movies for not being reasonable.
Ning Hao scolded: "Don't look at the experts, those people come and go, they are really powerful, why don't they come to make movies?" ”
"I know that I open my mouth and point at the side. I ask you, if there really is a movie with a male protagonist who is not hygienic, what would you think of this kind of movie? ”
"Or, when the audience knows that the male protagonist is not hygienic, do you think the audience will have any thoughts about this play?"
At this time, Ma Yudong was scolded and woke up.
took a wet towel and clasped it on his face, "It seems that I have been too deep in the drama these days." ”
Ning Hao didn't know whether to say it or not, he didn't see Ma Yudong being too deep in the play, he was purely acting stupidly.
"Don't talk about those useless things, the bald head has already called a technician for us, and let someone give you a massage later, relax and relax, and combine work and rest." He's a veteran, too.
Ma Yudong did not refuse this time, and he also felt that he should relax.
I can't help but say.
Xu Guangtou is really talented in this area, and the technicians he found are all young and beautiful, but they are very experienced.
Ning Hao was already humming and chirping beside him, but Ma Yudong was full of muscles, and the effect was not very obvious.
He turned his head and said to the female technician who was obsessed with his body, "Can we use some force?" ”
The female technician blushed, and then she restrained her emotions and began the real massage.
Ma Yudong also enjoyed it.
It's no wonder that rich people like to come here.
However, he was not corrupted by Gentle Township, and took advantage of his current efforts to say to Ning Hao, who enjoyed it: "You give me a good look at this role, my brain has been a little messy in the past two days, and I can't turn a corner." ”
Ning Hao turned around reluctantly, "Say, I don't understand." ”
At this time, there are not many guests in the lounge.
Ma Yudong didn't lower his voice either, "I can understand what you told me about the personality." But don't you think this protagonist will still have too few things? ”
He looks at the protagonists of foreign movies, and he will do this and that, heaven and earth, omnipotent, invulnerable.
And he's the protagonist.,Except for how to die and not die.,It doesn't seem to be of much use.。
Ning Hao is good at writing supporting roles, and almost all of the supporting roles in his play can be played as the protagonist, which is still fresh in people's memories.
The protagonists of this play are a little worse than them.
From the beginning, he slowly worked for money, and then woke up and began to fight for friendship and people's righteousness.
But in this play, everyone who has a relationship with the protagonist, except for the priest, is all dead.
Which is the main character?
This TM is a lonely star!
The kind that gram everything.
Ma Yudong even wants to write the protagonist to death, so as to save the world from harming the world in the future.
Ning Hao is also changing, so there is a script like "No Man's Land" and "Golden Catastrophe" with the protagonist as the main body.
"How do you want to change it?"
Ma Yudong calculated the start-up time, there is still a period of time, enough to modify it, "I want to play Xiaobei as Wei Xiaobao." ”
"Of course, I don't want you to add Wei Xiaobao-style peach blossom luck to Xiaobeibei, but let him have the ability to see people and talk nonsense."
The character of Wei Xiaobao is definitely one that is hard to forget among Jin Yong's many people.
Although he is not as heroic as Qiao Feng and others, and he does not have the national righteousness of Guo Jing, his ghostly appearance is also difficult to forget.
And Xiaobei is very similar to Wei Xiaobao, they were nothing when they were young.
Later, they were all forced to move forward step by step.
In the end, I woke up to myself.
Acting according to Wei Xiaobao?
Ning Hao had never thought about this, thought about it, and changed his posture and lay on his stomach, "Then do you think his feelings for the heroine are the same as Wei Xiaobao when he sees other wives?" ”
Ma Yudong smiled bitterly, "According to your script, only love at first sight can explain it, otherwise how could it be possible to meet and the two have a good impression?" ”
Ning Hao and Xing Ye's comedy humor is still different.
Everything in Xingye's movie is satirical, but there is no irony of love.
And Ning Hao is really true, all of them are ironic, including love.
The culmination is the banned "No Man's Land", and when you think about it, this movie is not unjustly blocked.
Ning Hao was thinking.
Ma Yudong's phone rang suddenly, and he saw that it was a blind sister.
He casually answered, "Hey, you're back?" ”
Sister Blind was sitting in Tang Ren's conference room at this time, listening to Sister K on stage announcing how the crew of "Step by Step Horror" was doing, and the trophies she won were exhibited.
She yawned underneath, "Uncle, which hotel are you staying in?" I'll look for you when we're done. ”
Ma Yudong was suddenly stunned.
He suddenly remembered that this place seemed to be a little close to Tang Ren's company...
I chuckled in my heart, "When will your meeting end?" ”
The blind sister looked up, and Sister K, who was still talking, "There will probably be more than 30 minutes." ”
"Okay, I'm at the xx hotel."
The blind sister put down the phone, and there was silence around her, and everyone was looking at her.
Sister K was even more angry, holding back her anger, "What are you doing?" ”
The blind sister hurriedly put away her mobile phone, "Hit... Call. ”
"Who are you talking to?"
"Uncle."
When it comes to Ma Yudong, Sister K can only soothe her anger, "Where is he now?" ”
"In the magic capital, I am discussing the script with Brother Hao and others."
Sister K was stunned, have you arrived in the magic capital?
Hurriedly put down the one in his hand, "Dismiss!" ”
And left the blind sister behind, "You know where he lives, right?" Take me there, and I will also meet Director Ning Hao, and do our landlord's friendship. ”
The crew has gone to the magic capital, and they still haven't said anything to Tang Ren, this is taking Tang Ren as an outsider.
The aspiring Sister K will naturally not let this opportunity be lost.
Sister K also called and confirmed Lao Hu to participate in this play.
When Hu Ge heard that he was going to see Director Ning Hao, he immediately put down his work and followed.
When he was about to walk out of the company, Xiao Linzi didn't know where he heard the news, and he followed, "Slow down, and me." ”
Sister K stopped and looked at him puzzled, "We're going to see the director, what are you doing here?" ”
Xiao Linzi wiped his sweat, "I also participate in this movie." ”
The blind sister nodded and said to Sister K: "I did promise him, I want to help him talk to Uncle Hao and Brother Hao, and let him play a cameo role in it." ”
Seeing that Hu Ge's face was a little ugly, he hurriedly explained, "Of course, playing Lao Hu's subordinates in the play, you still need Lao Hu to help him a lot." ”
Brother Hu breathed a sigh of relief.
He was all found by Sister K, and then Xiao Linzi quietly played a role in it, can that make him feel better?
With such an explanation, he felt a lot more comfortable.
patted Xiao Linzi on the shoulder, "When the time comes, I will cover you in the crew." ”
Xiao Linzi hurriedly thanked him.
An accident resolved.
Sister K breathed a sigh of relief, and then glared at the blind sister, didn't you talk to her about this kind of thing first?
Cut first, then play, right?
This means that nothing happened, but if something happened...
Sister K suddenly sadly found that she really had no way to deal a severe blow to this little girl.
When you are about to get on the bus when you leave the company.
Xiao Linzi suddenly blocked Sister K, "We can't go empty-handed, right?" ”
"Otherwise, let's buy them some fruit nearby, and the courtesy is light and affectionate."
The proposal was approved by Sister K.
This kid can be a man.
Several people walked towards the commercial street near the company.
Xiao Linzi glanced around and found a figure that looked very similar to Ma Yudong, "Isn't that brother-in-law?" ”
"Where?" Blind sister looked over.
The figure disappeared, and Xiao Linzi thought he was dazzled, "I saw it wrong." ”
The blind sister is open-minded, "It's okay, your brother-in-law is in the hotel now." ”
Xiao Linzi let out an 'oh'.
After a few people finished shopping, they were about to go back to the company's car.
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.
The blind sister glanced suspiciously at the direction Xiao Linzi was pointing to just now, that is, this glance, which made her heart flutter.
The fruit in his hand fell to the ground.
A few people were stunned for a moment, and looked in the direction she was looking...
Didn't feel like a fuss.
Man, it's not surprising to go to this kind of place, but it's unexpected that I'm actually touched by a blind sister.
Hu Ge came up to play the round, "It's Brother Dong, let's go say hello." ”
But he was glanced at coldly by the blind sister, and stopped, and no one dared to say anything in a group of three.
Xiao Linzi also wanted to excuse his brother-in-law, "Brother-in-law is definitely not that kind of person, someone else should have brought him here." ”
At this time, I saw Xu Guangtou also walking out.
"Isn't that Xu bald? He must have brought his brother-in-law here! ”
The blind sister's brows didn't stretch much, she knew that this person would definitely bring a bad uncle.
Ma Yudong was about to go back to the hotel, but was stopped by Xu Guangtou, "Is there something wrong?" ”
Xu Guangtou and the two didn't stay much in the gentle township, "Oh, I'll tell you, it's useless to go back in a hurry about this, you have to listen to me, I'm from here!" ”
"Why don't we just make a game and invite your girlfriend and her company boss and the actor named Hu to come over for dinner together, so that the time is also very rich, let's confess again by the way, isn't it over?"
He was really experienced, and he also gave Ma Yudong a cripple, "This... No problem? ”
Ma Yudong hesitated, then picked up his mobile phone and called.
The blind sister who was 100 meters away received a call and sneered, but her voice was very sweet, "Hey, uncle, is there something wrong?" I'm almost home. ”
Ma Yudong didn't hear that something was wrong, "Rats, they want to have a meal before the start of filming, you can see if you can bring those people from your company out, and everyone will meet." ”
He was honest in his heart, he didn't do anything, and this consumption was all Xu Guangtou's money, and there was no trace of it from the bank card.
Ma Yudong is not afraid, and he is not afraid of shadows.
But it's a coincidence!
The other party actually bumped into him, and he was watching his performance a hundred meters away.
The blind sister agreed, and looked at him like a fool.
After hanging up the phone, he said to Xiao Linzi: "Look, this is your brother-in-law, the actor, learn in the future!" ”
Xiao Linzi laughed and didn't dare to squeak.
A private room in a hotel.
Ma Yudong and others went in with the front foot, and the blind sister and others got into the car with their feet behind.
Sister K was also a little embarrassed, and didn't want to make a big fuss, "Master, don't mess around when you go in, Dongzi is your boyfriend after all, you have to save face for him." ”
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The blind sister's face returned to the smile she had when she came, as if nothing had happened.
"No, it won't..."
But the more this happens, the more terrible it becomes!
Everyone can feel the icy cold under the spring breeze!
The blind sister saw that everyone else was looking at her, "Sister K, don't worry, uncle is also a man, and it is 'natural' to come to this kind of place to play!" ”
The corners of Sister K's mouth tugged...
Forget it, love what's wrong, she doesn't care.
After a while, Ma Yudong called, "I'm in the XX Hotel, you can come directly after the meeting." ”
Xiao Linzi has a trick, "Senior sister, let's go in now, it's cold outside~"
The blind sister glanced at him, saw that he wanted to report to Ma Yudong, and sneered, "Why don't I lend you clothes to wear?" ”
Xiao Linzi was choked, "... Don't dare, don't dare ”
The blind sister snorted coldly and blew the curtain on her head, "Don't forget, I'm my uncle's pillow person." ”
The pillow man is the best at blowing the wind on the pillow.
If you don't get on, you can't get on!
Xiao Linzi was cowardly from the heart, the gods fought, and he couldn't afford to provoke him.
Hu Ge and Sister K glanced at each other and saw Sister K's regret...
Alas, why couldn't I think about it for a while, so I let her play a palace fighting scene?
It's okay now, and the talent of Gong Dou is full.
After about 20 minutes, the blind sister began to have a runny nose, and then she headed for the hotel.
When she came to the private room, the blind sister hugged her uncle 'warmly', "Uncle hasn't seen me for a long time, I miss me~"
Ma Yudong didn't notice anything wrong, and patted her on the back, "There are still people here, sit down and talk." ”
The blind sister sat close to Ma Yudong.
Obedient.
Sister K didn't forget her purpose, and introduced Hu Ge's information to Ning Hao.
Ning Hao took the information and looked at it twice, "Hu Ge, right, can you accept a supporting role?" ”
Hu Ge stood up and said, "Of course, it is my dream to be able to play in Director Ning's movie, and I used to like to watch your "Crazy Racing and Stones" very much."
Ning Hao nodded, he didn't have anything to ask, anyway, he didn't have a few lines when he appeared, anyone could play it.
Instead, he looked at Xiao Linzi, who was eager to express himself, "Mr. K, is he?" ”
Sister K is the boss of the company, so naturally she will not push the artist out, "This is also an artist of my company, I heard that Hu Ge is acting in a movie, so I have to come and see it." ”
"I wondered if Director Ning could arrange a role for him, with or without lines, just play a little follower."
Ning Hao glanced at her deeply and smiled, "There really is a role, which was originally prepared by me for Tang Ren, but since Sister K proposed it, it will be good for him." ”
This is the purpose of Sister K's desire to continue to stuff people.
Aren't you a fortress man?
Good!
He offered to help you, but he also made it clear to you that there is only one character.
Otherwise, you will take the role of Xiao Linzi away and give it to other artists in your company.
It's his movie, he's the boss!
Sister K was speechless.
Naturally, she would not kick Xiao Linzi and give the role to others, after all, this was also what Xiao Linzi asked for from the blind sister.
Doing so would offend both of them.
Can... She's Tang Ren's loss!
Glared at Xiao Linzi, "Why don't you thank Director Ning?" ”
Xiao Linzi smiled, stood up and toasted, "Xie Ningdao, Brother-in-law Xie." ”
Ma Yudong is happy, and there is something about him?
wanted to hold the blind sister's hand under the table, but she avoided it.
?
The blind sister gave him a bite of food, "Uncle, eat more vegetables, I see that my uncle has gained weight these days!" Don't get the meat on it. ”
Forehead... Is he fat?
Ma Yudong thinks back on his behavior in the past few days, and it is really possible that he has gained weight!
At the dinner table, everyone chatted happily.
During this period, Xiao Linzi wanted to toast with Ma Yudong several times, but was frightened back by the blind sister with a cold gaze.
But in the blink of an eye, the blind sister looked at the uncle gently, and turned her face so fast that Ning Hao on the side was shocked!
I didn't expect to see each other for a few days, and the blind sister's acting skills have improved so fast!
In the next few nights, although the blind sister still slept in the same room with Ma Yudong, she didn't let him touch half a minute!
It's in this weird atmosphere.
"Golden Catastrophe" is officially launched!
The dilapidated factory building has been transformed into a puppet Manchukuo Bank, making people feel as if they have traveled through time and space just after stepping in.
Inside the set, the 'Complete Map of the Manchurian Empire' is placed in a prominent position, and the pseudo-Manchukuo five-color flag and the Italian flag are hung on the walls.
Ma Yudong and Sister Blind, the pair of heroes and heroines, are in it, and the staff will take the initiative to say hello when they pass by, "Hello Brother Dong!" ”
Blind Sister: ...... Is she air?
But the blind sister knew in her heart that she did not show the acting skills to conquer the rest of the crew, so naturally she would not be convinced by everyone.
In the eyes of many people, she became the heroine because of Ma Yudong, including Tang Ren's Hu Ge and Xiao Linzi.
The blind sister was under a lot of pressure, "Uncle, what if I can't act well?" ”
"It's okay..."
Ma Yudong said the most vicious words in the gentlest tone, "Then you will change from the first sister of Tang Ren to the first sister of Tang Ren." ”
You can't even grasp the movie starring your boyfriend, and you can't catch fire.
That's all for your life.
The upper limit is dead, who else cares about you?
Blind sister is ashamed and angry!
Ning Hao is very loose now, and he directly rented a nearby movie theater...... One cinema.
It was temporarily converted into an old-time cinema.
At this time, Andy, Huang Bo and others were making up and talking to each other at the same time.
Hu Ge and other actors who played later roles also came to the set at this time, just to witness the confrontation between the two actors.
The blind sister found Tang Ren's small group, and Xiao Linzi gave her a good position, "Senior sister, why didn't my brother-in-law come?" ”
Blind sister Nunu mouthed, "Oh, uncle is by Brother Hao's side." ”
Hu Ge looked over and saw Ma Yudong and Ning Hao talking and laughing.
It's unexpected!
A few years ago, he was just a supporting role by his side.
A few years later, he had to borrow the light of his blind sister to join other people's movies, which was really thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi.
Hey? It's time to start filming!
"The first scene of the first shot in the cinema of "The Great Golden Robbery", a!"
Behind the scenes, the eight words "civilized movie, please don't make noise" jumped out, and the march music with an oriental flavor sounded.
In the hallway, a little girl enters the country, holding a box and selling cigarettes.
The camera followed her out, and people were entering the movie theater one after another.
A reckless guy touches off the girl's cigarette.
The girl squatted down to pick it up, put a pair of white leather shoes into the painting to help her pick it up, and threw her a banknote with Ning Hao's head printed on it.
The man walks to the front row, and the camera follows.
Huang Bo, who was wearing suspenders and a suit, walked into the cinema and took a seat.
Sitting next to him was a middle-aged man in a bullish suit, who looked sideways, looked at the middle-aged man very unconvinced, and took off the leather shoes on his feet to dry his feet.
Andy frowned and looked at him, "This little brother, the movie theater is a public place, do you know?" ”
Huang Bo glanced at him, and replied in a smooth tone: "It's my business whether I can take it off or not, and it's your business whether I can smell it or not!" ”
Andy looked at him calmly, so he took off his shoes, "There are comings and goings." ”
Just after the two exchanged shoes, little Japanese Toriyama stood up and asked the soldiers to stop the movie theater.
Seeing this, Huang Bo wanted to run, but was killed by the soldiers.
Toriyama was helpless to straighten his hat, "It seems that the only way to invite these audience members here is to come to the stage." ”
He comforted the others again: "Don't worry, everyone has a chance to come on stage, one by one." ”
acted very well, but Ma Yudong frowned and looked at Ning Hao on the side, "I think there's something missing?" ”
Since Ning Hao straightened Ma Yudong, he naturally would not despise his opinion, motioned for everyone to stop, and asked him: "What do you think is wrong?" ”
Ma Yudong pondered for a moment, and didn't want to teach Andy and the two to act, "Bird Hill acted very well, and his perverted personality was also performed, but I think he should use the corpse of the 'dead corpse' Huang Bo." ”
Huang Bo was just about to get up, but when he heard this, he just lay on the ground and couldn't get up, "Come on, I know that you are the worst of us, as long as you don't get on me, you can shoot what you like." ”
Ning Hao was amused, and raised his hand, "Dongzi, do you go on stage to demonstrate?" ”
Ma Yudong nodded to the Bird Mountain actor, and then came to his place.
Echoing Toriyama's tone, "The words of the dead are the truest ones!" ”
Then he lay down next to the corpse, followed the direction of Huang Bo's face, and looked at the place where Huang Bo's eyes were looking.
Ma Yudong stood up and said confidently to the audience: "When dying, people need a sense of security, and their eyes always have to fall on the people they trust. ”
So...
Ma Yudong pointed to a few rows of spectators nearby, "The chaotic party is among you." ”
Among them is Andy, who is full of charm, Andy also cooperated with him to look at the shoes on his feet, and he was still very calm.
Ning Hao's eyes lit up, and the two compared, "Just shoot like Dongzi said, Dongzi, you are really good at 'waste utilization'." ”
Ning Hao was praising him, but some people weren't happy.
Huang Bo is a carp and he doesn't stand up... So he fell there, and lay down wherever he lay down.
But he didn't forgive, "You two slandered me so much, you can't say it if you don't invite me to take a bath!" ”
The audience laughed.
Ma Yudong also returned to the darkness in laughter, hiding his merit and fame.
The blind sister will be praising her uncle in her ears, she is very happy and worried.
Uncle is really perverted just now!
Could it be that it has been held back for a long time?
Psychopathic?
No, she needs to check!
Blind Sister Lianbu moved lightly and appeared behind Ma Yudong, "Uncle, are you okay?" ”
Ma Yudong shook his head.
The blind sister didn't believe it, so she wanted to test it, and whispered in his ear: "Uncle, if I say that Bai Bing is going to make a cameo in the movie, are you excited?" ”
Ma Yudong moved.
Blind Sister: ... I knew it!
The sugar cane in her hand is proof of that!
Man, heh~
Ma Yudong retorted, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm really not thinking about those messy things!" ”
He was a normal man.
Especially when my girlfriend is still around, I haven't let me touch it for half a month, and now suddenly the sugarcane is held in my hand.
Hell if you don't react!
He reported, blind sister, this is fishing law enforcement!
But the blind sister didn't care about that, let go of her hand and let it fend for itself.
"Indecent!"