"Irrigation, manure water?"

Lin Shuxin and Lin Man retched for a while, their expressions were full of disgust, and they felt tasteful just by listening to it.

This dead girl is really lacking in morality, and even this kind of ghost idea that has lost his conscience can come up with it, Tong Sikui can't be calm.

Afraid that Tong Yao would really take the dung and pour it into his stomach, he hurriedly struggled to send away 'grandpa', if this dung water was really poured into his stomach, he would be so disgusting that he would quit eating.

Tong Xiangqiao was also stupid, although she felt disgusting, but after all, she didn't drink it in her stomach, she was afraid that Old Man Tong would not leave, and when she saw Tong Sikui struggling, she gritted her teeth, hugged Tong Sikui with her breastfeeding strength, and urged: "Then you go quickly, I will hold him with your father." ”

Tong Yao got up and walked out, and said as she walked: "It may be difficult to find fecal water in our big city, I heard that black is also useful, I happened to see it on the side of the road on the way here, I will pick some back and feed him some first." ”

As soon as she heard this, Tong Xiangqiao hugged her tighter, "Don't be verbose, hurry up." ”

For fear that Tong Yao would really stuff dog shit into his mouth, Tong Sikui didn't dare to make some bells and whistles, kicked his legs and twitched twice, the dead fish's eyes returned to normal, and his eyes instantly became dazed, "Aunt, what are you holding me for?" ”

He glanced around the crowd, "Why are you all looking at me with a frightened expression, what happened just now, isn't my aunt counting the money?" Hey, why am I sitting on the ground? ”

After speaking, he struggled to get up, but was held down by Tong Yaohui, "Don't move yet." He decided to educate his nephew.

Tong Sikui was calm on his face, but he was a little scared in his heart, and pretended to be wronged: "Second uncle, do you suspect that I did it, I really didn't change the money, I don't know what's going on, the money was taken out of the bank, and I haven't touched it." ”

Without waiting for Tong Yaohui to speak, Tong Xiangqiao said: "Of course the money was not taken by you, it was changed by your grandfather, he got on you just now, you move first, we will help you drive away the evil spirit." ”

"What? Grandpa, grandpa me? What did he say? ”

Tong Sikui pretended to be presentable, and performed the shock to the fullest, if he was sent to the showbiz, he would be able to get various awards.

As soon as Tong Xiangqiao was about to explain, Tong Yao pinched her nose and ran in with a large piece of dry black shit with a wooden stick, "You guys quickly press him and feed this in to exorcise evil spirits." ”

"I'm Si Kui, and my grandfather is gone." Tong Sikui was frightened, struggling to stand up again.

Tong Yao smiled evilly: "The ghost is the most cunning, when he sees us looking for something to deal with him, he will pretend to leave, and then he will be possessed by the ghost and stained with yin qi, even if he leaves, he must eat some shit to drive away evil spirits, otherwise people are prone to serious illness and bad luck." ”

Tong Xiangqiao was superstitious, convinced of Tong Yao's words, and hugged Tong Sikui tighter, "Sikui, hold your breath and take a bite!" In the TV series, it is also said that black dogs exorcise evil spirits. ”

I heard that people who are possessed by ghosts have poor physique.,Once there is a second time.,This time it's good to be a father.,The next time if it's a ghost that pops out of somewhere.,Then you can't kill people?

Let's eat some shit just in case!

Tong Sikui angrily scolded his mother in his heart, he has heard of black dog blood to ward off evil spirits, who has ever heard of black dog shit to ward off evil spirits?

Afraid that he couldn't hold Tong Sikui, Tong Xiangqiao also called his son and daughter over, plus Tong Yaohui A total of four adults pressed Tong Sikui to the ground, even though Tong Sikui's strength was great, he couldn't break free at once, Tong Xiangqiao saw that he gritted his teeth and didn't open his mouth, and asked Lin Shuxin to pinch his chin with his hand, and sour water came out of Tong Sikui's mouth.

Seeing the dog shit in Tong Yao's hand getting closer and closer, he smelled the stench, if he didn't tell the truth, this big lump of black shit could choke him to death.

Regarding Tong Yao's sly smile like a little fox, Tong Sikui understood that Tong Yao didn't believe in his grandfather's possession at all, he deliberately rectified him, even if he ate dog shit, he would spit out 20,000 yuan, otherwise Tong Yao would not give up.

When I was a child, this cousin was arrogant, but she always gave people a feeling that she didn't have many brains, and she didn't know how to marry someone, so she had a lot of ghost ideas, and she knew that this time she was careless, and Tong Sikui hated and annoyed.

Seeing that everyone was determined to feed him shit, Tong Siqi was about to cry, and when he was at the last moment, he could only beg for mercy.

"Don't don't, I'm not ghosted, I don't eat shit, I'm not possessed by my grandfather, I'm pretending, I'm really pretending."

Tong Yao smiled and said: "You are a ghost, your actions just now are exactly the same as your grandfather's, if you weren't put on by your grandfather, how can you explain those dark coins?" Don't quibble, I got the maggots on this shit, it's clean, eat it quickly, just eat it. ”

Tong Sikui almost vomited, and quickly admitted: "I am the grandfather who imitated, and I also replaced the dark coin, I was confused and wanted to be greedy for 20,000 yuan, second uncle, I know that it was wrong, you hurry up and stop Yaoyao, I will go and get you money now." ”

Hearing this, everyone present was stunned, especially Tong Xiangqiao, who didn't expect that his father's possession was a farce made by Tong Sikui, so he punched him in the back a few times in a hurry, and scolded angrily: "You dead child, even your aunt lied, do you want to scare me to death by making this play?" ”

If you want to cheat people, you have to get a decent fake money! He even made a bunch of dark coins to fool people, and a three-year-old child could tell it.

Thinking that she was scared like that just now, she was angry for a while, and even if she deceived people, she was still hiding it from her, was she planning to swallow 20,000 yuan alone?

Lin Shuxin and Lin Man didn't expect Tong Sikui to come up with such a sassy idea, especially Lin Man, thinking that he couldn't look down on Tong Yao's villain just now, but he didn't expect to be slapped in the face on the spot, secretly thinking that this cousin was too unsuitable to do things, she looked at Tong Sikui with disgust and didn't want to make a sound.

It was Tong Yaohui, who seemed to have guessed a long time ago, and stood up with a cold snort, Tong Yao also sneered, threw the shit into the trash can on the table, patted the dust on his hands and said, "Okay, since you admit it, then hand over the money!" ”

After making such a fuss, Tong Sikui was scared enough, and he didn't dare to be a demon anymore, he honestly went back to the room and took 20,000 yuan out, the elders and juniors are here, and they are watched by so many people, no matter how thick-skinned Tong Sikui is, he can't hold it anymore at this time, and said with a red face: "Second uncle, the money is here." ”

At this time, Tong Sikui regretted it very much, he knew that he couldn't keep the money, so he wouldn't do so much, he lost face in front of the family, and he was almost fed dog shit, thinking of the smell just now, he began to gush out of his stomach.

took another 20,000 yuan out, and his heart, liver, spleen and lungs were expressing reluctance, his salary was only 80 yuan a month, when would he earn 20,000 yuan.

Tong Yaohui snorted coldly, took the money and counted it again, and after confirming with Tong Yao that the amount of money was okay, he signed it, took the money and left, without saying a word the whole time.

It can be seen that Tong Yaohui was really heartbroken by his nephew this time.

Hundreds of thousands of people are very insecure on their bodies, and they are easy to be remembered by bad people, Tong Yaohui took his ID card to the bank to save the money, and his heart was a little more steady, and on the way home, the father and daughter went to the vegetable market, bought two catties of pork ribs, two catties of pork, and bought some green vegetables that Tong Yao loves to eat, and then went home.