824, change your father
Yi Yun said: "Oh, it's so strange, the guest negotiates on behalf of the host, and it actually counts, tsk...... That's simple, in fact, I came to Luzon to be a guest, since there is a custom of guests speaking on behalf of the host, then you are welcome, I declare on behalf of Luzon that the dividing line I drew just now is reasonable, and Luzon agrees to such a demarcation!"
Lyhan was shocked: "No, no...... We in Luzon do not have such customs. ”
The envoy to the west also said: "The guest cannot make a decision on behalf of Luzon. ”
Yi Yun spread his hands: "Since the guests can't make a decision, how can the Western Envoy speak on behalf of Luzon? Aren't you a guest?"
The envoy was embarrassed by him, so he had to say: "I am not actually a guest of Luzon, our Spanish Empire is a friend of Luzon...... Well...... Our two countries are friends. ”
Yi Yun said strangely: "It turns out that what my friend said is also counted? That's simple, our Dameng Kingdom has been friends with Luzon since ancient times, and this has always been recorded in the history books." Then I now declare, in my capacity as a friend of Luzon, that the demarcation just now is valid. ”
Lyhan and the Western Envoy were given a headache by him, and the Western Envoy couldn't stand it, so he had to say: "Actually, our Spanish Empire is the ...... of Luzon"
He originally wanted to be the suzerain, but before he could say these three words, Yi Yun preemptively said: "Oh, Spain is the father country of Luzon, right?"
Lai Han's face was full of embarrassment and anger, but the Western Envoy was at a loss: "What is Papa Country?"
Yi Yun said with a smile: "The so-called father's country is that someone has done something bad, and someone asks him for justice." He said, 'My dad is so-and-so,' and used his dad's name to scare people. This time Luzon killed a fisherman from my Dameng country, so I want to move a father out to help him, do you understand?"
The envoy finally understood, and said with a slightly red face: "Luzon kills fishermen indiscriminately, and we in Spain deeply regret this. ”
Yi Yun said: "And then?"
"Then?" said the envoy, "we all expressed regret, what more do you want?"
A few fishermen on the boat were furious: "You have to give an explanation when you kill someone, right?
The envoy snorted, "I have nothing to say. ”
The fishermen glared at Lehan again, only to see Lehan shrug his shoulders and point to the western envoy, which clearly meant that "my father is Spanish." Take care of it yourself. ”
"Tsk!" said Evan. I didn't say anything for a while. He suddenly raised his gaze and looked ashore, and saw a white square building about a mile or two off the coast of Manila, which at first glance did not look like the style of Luzon. It was supposed to be a building of the Spanish colonists.
He stretched out his hand and pointed to the white house and said, "Western envoy." Is that your governor's palace?"
The Western envoy said triumphantly: "Exactly!"
Iyun beckoned to one of the artillerymen beside him. made a gesture. Only a "boom" was heard, and the 305-mm Krupp gun on the Zhenyuan opened fire, because the Dingyuan and Zhenyuan were not far apart. The huge sound of cannon seemed to explode in everyone's ears, and Lyhan and the Western Envoy were startled, and their bodies fell to the deck as soon as they went limp.
The sound of the cannon was not over, and a few seconds later, a loud "boom" sounded on the shore, and I saw that the governor's palace of the western envoy suddenly turned into a huge fireball, and the flames rose to the sky, and the majestic burned, although it was several miles away, the fire was still clearly visible.
The envoy screamed, "Ah...... My good friend happened to be a guest at home today...... You murderers, you beat him to death. ”
Yi Yun spread his hands, "Ah? I don't know, I regret it......" He said this, deliberately dragging out a long note, as if there was something to say later.
The Western Envoy waited for him to say, but after waiting for a long time, he heard Yi Yun say another half a word, and couldn't help but ask, "And then?"
Yi Yun smiled: "There is no then, I regret it deeply, what more do you want?"
The Western envoy was furious, and Lyhan was also startled, thinking: Da Meng Guo is so tough, he actually started directly to Spain, this is too martial arts, right? I heard my Spanish father say that Da Meng Guo is being beaten by the Eight-Nation Alliance recently, I didn't expect Da Meng Guo to be so tough, miserable, it seems that it has provoked a powerful opponent.
The Western Envoy was furious: "You Dameng will pay the price for this, and we will sanction you!"
Yi Yun sneered: "Don't come with me, the Eight-Nation Coalition is now trapped in Macao, and they don't even dare to move, and what are you going to say to sanction me? Laugh at the death, when I arrest all the Eight-Nation Alliance, the men are imprisoned in concentration camps, and the women are imprisoned in my harem for training, then you will know what sanctions are." ”
The envoy was furious, but he couldn't do anything to deal with the fleet in front of him, so he had to shout.
Yi Yun said again: "I heard that there are only 1,000 soldiers from your Spain participating in the Eight-Nation Alliance this time. In the 16th century, Spain was known as the empire on which the sun never sets, and it had the largest number of colonies in the world, and gold and other things were constantly being shipped back to Lisbon...... But since the rise of the Netherlands, Spain has not been able to do anything, and when the industrial revolution began, Spain has become a garbage country that can only roar, but has no combat effectiveness, haha. The title of the empire on which the sun never sets was also taken away by the British...... Even participating in the Eight-Nation Alliance can only afford to produce 1,000 soldiers, you say, with your level, you still dare to be a father country?"
The Western Envoy was told the central matter by Yi Yun, and his face changed miserably.
Yi Yun stretched out a hand and patted it lightly on the face of the Western Envoy: "Hand over Luzon to me, you can get out of here, from today on, Luzon's father will be Da Mengguo." ”
The Western Envoy said angrily: "Don't you think about it......"
Yi Yun snorted, stretched out his hand and pointed casually, and the Zhenyuan next to him "boomed" again, only to see another fireball rising in the Spanish area of Manila City, several Western-style buildings were burning in the fire, and rubble and smoke were flying all over the sky.
The West Envoy fights: "You...... Hugh ......"
Yi Yun didn't wait for him to finish, and with another point, the Zhenyuan immediately opened fire, and with a bang, another house was bathed in fire. There are many Spaniards in Manila, and they live in a vast area, but no matter how big they are, they can't withstand such bombardment, and if they fire a few more shots, the Spaniards are afraid that they will have to be reimbursed in full.
If it was Spain in its heyday, why should the enemy's fleet bombard? Being provoked in this way, Spain's armada was already on its way, but at this time Spain had already sunset, and the armada had already been defeated by the British fleet, and after the industrial revolution began, Spain's fleet was not as well developed as the fleets of Britain, France, Germany, and other countries.
Yi Yun blasted and said: "Oh, I deeply regret it! Oh, yes, I deeply regret it!" The cannon tortured for a while, and the Spanish ghetto in Manila had been bombed into a mess, unorthodox, and full of broken walls, but fortunately, after the first bombardment of the Governor's Palace, the Spaniards had already hidden, so there were few people killed by the bombing.
The western envoy looked at the 7,000-ton Dingyuan and Zhenyuan, and knew that he was powerless to resist, so he had to cry and say with a sad face: "Okay, you win, I request to evacuate Luzon with all the Spaniards......"
Iyun laughed and waved his hand, and the soldiers put the envoy off the ship and told him to go back and take the Spaniards. Then he turned around and said to Lehan, "Your Spanish father was driven away by me, what are you going to do?"
Lyhan's face was like dirt, he thought that Luzon could run amok with a Spanish father, and he heard that the Eight-Nation Alliance was attacking Da Meng Country, so he thought that Da Meng Country was finished, so the soldiers of Luzon would bully the fishermen of Da Meng Country, but he didn't expect Da Meng Country to be so powerful, and with a wave of his hand, he beat his Spanish father to vomit blood and run away, so he had to say bitterly: "In the future...... Henceforth...... Da Meng Guo is our father. ”
"Very good, that sounds pretty good. Yi Yun spread his hands and said: "Dad's fisherman was killed by his son, and this matter can be solved now." ”
Lai Han trembled and said: "Kill people to pay for your life, and pay off debts...... The murderer, of course, is ...... At your disposal. His teeth chattered as he spoke, and he spoke in a very unfluent manner.
Yi Yun snorted coldly at him, turned back to face the Taiwanese fishermen, his face suddenly became gentle, and said, "Do you hear? ”
The group of fishermen was overjoyed and said together: "Thank you, Lord Wang." One of them pulled out a knife from his waist, which was used to cut the belly of the fish and scrape the scales, and he lifted a Luzon soldier and stabbed the man in the chest, and the blood rushed out and splashed him in the face, but he was not afraid, and shouted: "You bastard was the first to shoot my brother......
The remaining Luzon soldiers trembled with fright, and shouted to Lehan: "Lord Lehan, save us, you can't die without saving ......"
Lehan hid his face and turned around, and in order to calm his father's anger, he had to give up a few small soldiers.
I only heard the screams behind me, the group of soldiers who had shot were recognized by the fishermen, dragged out of the group of captives and killed with a knife, like killing pigs, after killing, they threw the corpses into the big sand sea, and after a while, more than a dozen corpses were thrown into the sea, the sand sea tore the corpses to pieces, and the strange fish and shrimp came to eat, and the sea was churning, so unhappy.
After disposing of the murderer, Yi Yun laughed and planned to drive away. Lehanqi said: "Dad, don't you sign a treaty with us and send officials to manage us?" The Spanish colonized Luzon and signed an unequal treaty, and also sent a governor, he thought that the new father would do the same, but he didn't expect Yi Yun to turn around and leave, and he didn't engage in these tricks.
Yi Yun snorted and said, "Lao Tzu doesn't have time to take care of you, I still have a lot of things to do." Do it yourself......" (To be continued.) )