Chapter Twenty-Six: Grasshoppers on a Boat
In any case, Ji Shang still had a full meal at his cousin's house, and even had the leisure to call the boss to ask for leave.
It's not that he thinks that he can lie flat with a deposit of more than 100,000 yuan, but it is really a special situation, and he has to be ranked in order.
Work? That's going to have to be a life.
A few fat fried grasshoppers went down, and Ji Shang also looked down on the threat of Si Si and Liu Meng.
It stands to reason that the eight waxes of the city god are all gods in charge of farming, but now it seems that these gods have fallen.
I was thinking about how to seize earthly rights all day long, but I didn't do anything serious that a god of agriculture should do.
In that case, then pull you all down from the altar.
Eight waxes of the city god? Saturnalia? Ahh
Now the god of agriculture, it's time to change his surname to Yuan.
Ji Shang was in a good mood, but considering that he would have to go to Qixia Temple to negotiate with Tan Qian early tomorrow morning, he didn't drink much, and chatted with his cousin and sister-in-law until eight o'clock in the evening, and then took a vacuum thermos bottle from his cousin's house to hold the locusts, and then left satisfied.
During this period, the locust mother tossed a few times, but the thermos flask not only kept warm, but also had a unique sound insulation effect, and it did not make any big waves.
Sitting in the taxi, Ji Shang swiped his mobile phone and enjoyed a rare leisurely time.
Today's meal is really not a loss.
With the locust mother in hand, facing the eight waxes of the city god himself is not too passive.
At that time, if you can confirm that the principle of the locust mother's restraint of the city god and the eight waxes is through "sound", maybe she can still give these cows, ghosts, snakes and gods a lot of work.
The mother locust is not easy to catch, is it not easy to buy infrasonic directional speakers?
Technology changes lives!
Ji Shang immediately opened a treasure and searched for the keyword "infrasound speaker", but he didn't expect that there was really no such thing.
There are a lot of ultrasonic speakers, mainly used to repel rats.......
Thinking of the infrasonic weapons that were hyped in the news before, Ji Shang probably understood that this thing should belong to the control technology, and it is impossible for the people to circulate it.
Disappointed, he returned to the homepage, thought for a moment, and began to search for active noise cancelling headphones again.
And no matter how many times the current active noise cancellation technology can cancel out the sound waves, at least from the previous situation, it can still have some effect.
---- provide at least some degree of protection to the most critical brains.
He picked a moderately priced order and estimated that it would not be long before it arrived.
At this time, the taxi had already driven downstairs to him, and it was no problem to scan the code to get off, but when he returned home, how to place the locust mother made him difficult.
Just seal it with a thermos flask, it's definitely not going to work.
Not to mention that it will not be long before it is estimated that it will suffocate to death, the vacuum liner of the thermos flask has too good sound insulation, and there is no threat to the city god eight wax at all, if the other party suddenly attacks, he is equivalent to giving it in vain.
If you release it directly and raise it, it will be even worse.
Calling for an hour at every turn, who can stand this?
After thinking about it again, Ji Shang didn't have a clue, and finally sent a message to Lu Li.
The other party is the only person he knows and has studied this aspect, if he doesn't even know, then he has to stay up all night and ask Tan Qian tomorrow.
"Master, I caught a locust mother, and I plan to use it against the eight waxes of the city god, do you know how to make it bark when it should be called, and when it shouldn't, don't it bark?"
Lu Li's reply came quickly.
“???”
"How can you get your hands on everything??"
At that end, Lu Li, who received the news, jumped up directly from the sofa and startled the wives around him.
O mother locust!
What's that?
If it is placed in ancient times, it is a disaster star, a demon, and a god-slayer!
The mother locust was born, starving all over the wilderness, and the world was restless.
Although we have already had the means to deal with the locust plague, we are not like you who will catch it lightly, right?
It's also "called when it's time to bark", why don't you just domesticate it into a domestic pet?
"It's caught on Yanshan's side, you don't care about what's going on, do you have a way what I just said?"
Don't worry about it, can I manage it?
Lu Li shook his head helplessly, he could strongly feel that what this kid had experienced in just a few days was estimated to be more dangerous than what he had experienced in the past twenty years.
What kind of life, why are you so ghostly?
After thinking for a while, Lu Li got up and went to the study to dig out a few ancient books, and while checking the information of the locust mother, he replied to Ji Shangdao by typing:
"The locust mother and the city god are mortal enemies, if it senses the traces of the eight wax gods nearby, then it will definitely call."
"'Its sound is obscure, destroying the liver and gallbladder, the brain is damaged, and people cannot be approached', this is written in "Rivers and Mountains", I estimate that the effect is similar to infrasound."
"Master, you're quite scientific, and I think it's also infrasound."
Ji Shang nodded secretly in admiration, he thought that Lu Li would explain it from a metaphysical point of view, but he didn't expect the other party's judgment to be similar to his own.
“....... This thing has to be talked about when it's time to talk about science. ”
"I've finished reading the book, but I can't find any way."
"It's feasible if you want to use it to deal with the Eight Waxes of the City God, but this thing kills a thousand enemies and loses eight hundred, it depends on whether you can eat it or not."
Obviously, Ji Shang can't afford it.
Just a few minutes after catching the locust mother almost killed him, and after getting along for a long time, he would have to go crazy if he didn't toss and die.
Just when he was at a loss, Lu Li's news came again.
"I do have an idea, though."
"Don't you just want it to be called when the Eight Waxes come over?"
"Then to change the way of thinking, you have to make it not usually bark."
“...... Aren't you pure nonsense literature? ”
Ji Shang replied speechlessly.
"You know the, I'm thinking backwards."
"If you think about it, all animals in this world, even ghosts and gods, have one thing that is absolutely the same."
"That is, between life and death, there is great potential."
"If the Eight Wax God comes, the first target is you, but it will definitely destroy the locust mother, and it is in your hands, that is, the grasshopper on a boat in the Eight Classics."
"So, what you have to do is very simple."
"Find a way to toss it to death---- no, it's tossing to the extent that it's half dead and can't be called."
Tall!
Ji Shang slapped his thigh, this idea, without one or two decades of experience as a capitalist, I really can't think of it!
How do you make a person who is dissatisfied with you, who is ready to rebel against you, use it for you?
Simple, just let him go hungry.
Hang him at a low cost, tie him to the big ship of your interests, and tell him that if your big ship sinks, he will not die well.
I really can't think about it.
Ji Shang gave Lu Li a few thumbs up, and the rest of the matter was simple.
Put it in a thermos flask, see that it doesn't bark, and give it a whirlwind.
Call Lao Tzu!
Can't call it?
Feed some grass and go ahead.
It took him two hours to finally find the balance of "maintaining stability" and taming the unruly mother locust.
Even if it was poured out and kept in an ordinary perforated lunch box, the mother locust lay on the spot and was unwilling to make a sound.
However, Ji Shang believes that if the City God Eight Wax comes, it will definitely do its best to do its best to protect this precarious ship and protect its own life......