Chapter 242 Tsunade who wants to help grandpa win the money back! (6000)
Shouhe's strength is among the nine tailed beasts, and it is difficult for the yellow ape to say.
But in terms of unluck, Huang Ape thinks that this product can compete for the top three.
Let's just talk about a detail, when the first generation was still alive, when they started to capture tailed beasts, the other tailed beasts were still living a small life freely, only Shouhe, the unlucky bastard, had been sealed and imprisoned in the temple by the monks of the country of wind.
From this comparison, it can be found that Shouhe is either not good at strength or bad luck.
The yellow ape also made a conjecture based on this, whether the wind escape, magnetic escape, and sealing techniques mastered by Shouhe were because of this seal, and he was ashamed and then bravely practiced and mastered.
Thinking all the way, the yellow ape followed the Shouhe and the Thousand Hands Pillar in front of him, and walked out to the flat land a few miles away from the village.
This time, the flat land used to be a dense forest, but later it became a bare flat dirt land because Kushina and Moritsuru often fought here.
Swaggering to the center of the flat ground, Shouhe instinctively looked at the yellow ape, and after seeing the yellow ape nodding, he began to refine the chakra and return to his original size.
"Boom! Stupid people .... Bastard! Get ready to be educated by Uncle Shouzuru! Growing to a height of more than ten meters, feeling the abundant chakra in his body, Shouhe swelled more and more.
"Hmmm! Pretty big! With his hands clasped in front of his chest, he looked up at Shouhe and made an evaluation.
"Haha!" Hearing the comment of the Thousand Hands Pillar, Shouhe smiled even more happily, waving its claws and patting its big belly.
"Thank you!" Standing beside the Thousand Hands Pillar, the yellow ape said with a smile.
"Hahaha! It's okay, it's not hard! "The Thousand Hands Pillar told the truth.
Standing on the shoulder of the yellow ape, listening to the conversation between the inappropriate perverts on the left and right, Youlu looked at Shouhe with great sympathy.
After speaking, Senju Pillar walked to the center of the flat ground and walked to a distance of about 5 meters in front of Shouzuru.
Pulling away from him, it wasn't that he was worried that he would be too late to perform ninjutsu when the battle would start, but that he was preparing to perform ninjutsu for himself, leaving enough space.
"So, let's get started!" Seeing the thousand hands standing still, the voice of the yellow ape sounded.
"Boom!" Laughing again, Shouhe, who held a grudge, did not spare his hand, directly raised his paw and slapped his stomach, his mouth opened, and a cloud of wind escape and air training bullets was spewed.
Faced with the air training bullet that condensed a large number of changes in the nature of the wind attributes, the Thousand Hands Pillar did not choose to dodge, but slapped his hands and directly used the Wood Escape Secret Technique, Wood Man and Wood Dragon Technique.
The wood-like giant burst out of the ground, and the giant was wrapped around a wooden dragon of equal magnitude.
The volume of the air training bullet spit out by Shouhe is not small, but in front of the huge wooden man, it is like a small marble, which is directly pinched by the giant with two fingers, and then pinched away.
The yellow ape watching the battle on the side, his eyes flashed with surprise, he was surprised not that such a big wooden man could be summoned between the Thousand Hands Pillar, but that this ninja god's control of ninjutsu was so fine.
Wanting such a large wooden figure to grasp the high-speed flying aerial bullet with only two fingers requires extremely high requirements for the caster's chakra control ability.
is worthy of being the only ninja god in the anime, not only has a huge amount of chakra and strong physical fitness, but even the chakra control ability can be so fine.
On the shoulder of the yellow ape, he saw the huge wooden figure made between the thousand-handed pillars, and the tragic memories resurfaced in his mind, thinking that back then, it was caught by this trick of the first generation.
The most infuriating thing is that after manipulating the wooden man to pinch himself in the palm of his hand, this bastard among the thousand hand pillars actually has the face to say that he is too dangerous!
Who is in danger? You pervert is embarrassed to call me dangerous?
Oh, and a bastard! While hand-to-hand combat over the shoulder and throwing himself, he said that it was terrible!
Thinking of this, the brigade became even more angry, it couldn't help but turn its head to look at the yellow ape, and wanted to ask, do you two ninja gods have any inheritance? It's so annoying to talk about!
Not to mention the grief and indignation of the brigade, Shouhe on the flat ground looked up at the giant wooden man who was more than half a body taller than himself, and was directly dumbfounded.
This.... Is this something that humans can do?
What the hell is this wooden man and wooden dragon? Even if it's a yellow ape, he can't create such a big physical ninjutsu, right?
Shouhe fell into a state of stupefaction, and he didn't show mercy between the thousand hand pillars, he was born in the Warring States Period, and what he paid attention to was a go all out.
Standing on the head of the wooden man, the thousand-handed pillar controlled the wooden man to take a step forward, leaned forward, stretched out his right hand, and directly pinched Shouhe in the palm of his hand.
The pinched Shouhe, as if awakened from a big dream, struggled and opened its mouth to unleash the Tailed Beast Jade to destroy the huge wooden man.
"The Tailed Beast Jade is too dangerous for you to let it out!" Speaking loudly, the wooden dragon on the wooden man who was controlled by the Thousand Hands Pillar pounced forward, opened his mouth and bit the upper body of Shouhe.
The wooden man's right hand was released, allowing the wooden dragon to pick up Shouhe, and with a slam in the air, he directly smashed Shouhe, who was dizzy, to the ground.
The flat ground was directly smashed out of a large pit, and the sand that formed the body of the crane that fell to the ground in the form of a goose falling from the flat sand gradually filled the big hole.
The smile froze for a moment, and the yellow ape felt pain for Shouhe!
The most empathetic is the brigade, which can't bear to look away.
In the big pit, Shouhe slowed down in the pit for a long time, and then gradually recovered a little, it slowly got up, sat in the pit with its buttocks, looked up at its hands on its chest, and stood between the thousand-handed pillars above the wooden man's head.
"Who the hell are you?" This question is full of Shouhe's grief and grievances.
Seeing Shouzuru like this, Senju Pillar jumped off the wooden figure with a little embarrassment and lifted the ninjutsu.
He has beaten the tailed beast a lot, but he has to cry when he beats the tailed beast, and it is the first time he has met it among the thousand hand pillars.
"I'm sorry I only used half the effort! Hahaha! Touching his head, he laughed dryly.
"This senior is the first Hokage of Konoha and the god of ninjas, Lord Senju Tsuruma!" Seeing that the duel was over, the yellow ape stepped forward and walked to the middle of Shouhe and the first generation, and explained loudly.
Hearing the words of the yellow ape, Shouhe really wanted to cry at this moment, it guessed that the enemy's strength should not be weak, but he didn't expect it to be the last ninja god in the ninja world.
What kind of sin have I made? In just three years, he was beaten by two ninja gods one after another!
"Yellow Ape! You pit! Bad apple! Uncle Shouhe or is it not your partner? Shouhe was not stupid, and he also reacted that he had been pitted by the yellow ape, and it looked at the yellow ape with grief and indignation, screaming and accusing.
"I fully respect your personal opinion! Shouhe, you can't talk nonsense! Of course, the yellow ape would not admit it, he argued with a smile.
His eyes widened, and Shouhe was speechless in anger by the yellow ape's quibbles.
Shouhe's qi can't be eliminated in a short time, at least when it returns to Konoha, it hasn't disappeared.
Leave a sentence in a huff, it went to find the scorpion! As soon as Shouzuru returned to the village, he left the group.
After Shouhe left, the brigade did not continue to follow, and after it said something to the yellow ape, it jumped off the shoulder of the yellow ape, not knowing where to run.
In the end, only the yellow ape and the thousand-handed pillar wandered around the village.
"Yellow Ape, did you say I did something wrong in the first place!" Walking down the street, the Thousand Hands Pillar was touched by the relationship between the yellow ape and the two tailed beasts.
"Even without you, the other ninja villages will find a way to capture these tailed beasts." The yellow ape said with relief.
"No, just because someone else will do something wrong doesn't mean I'm doing the right thing!" Shaking his head, the Thousand Hands Pillar continued, "Yellow Ape, if you can, I hope that the inheritance of the Nine-Tails Pillar Force can end in this generation. ”
"Oh ho! I thought so too! Grandpa Pillar! Stopping, the yellow ape turned his head to look at the Thousand Hands Pillar.
Hearing the yellow ape's answer, Thousand Hands Pillar also laughed, "I want to apologize to these tailed beasts, I hope they can all coexist peacefully with humans like the first tail and the second tail!" ”
"Yellow Ape, you'll be a great ninja! You've done what I've never done before! ”
"Hahaha! What an embarrassing review! The mouth was modest, but the yellow ape's expression was calmly accepted.
After chatting with the first generation about the tailed beast, seeing that it was not early, the yellow ape offered to go back to Qianshou's house and have dinner together.
It is possible to eat food in the reincarnation of the soil, although it is not a necessary physical need, but it is possible to eat.
At this point, Scorpion's parents are an example, in the anime plot that Yellow Ape has watched, Naruto and Shikamaru they, the child Yota who met when he was a child who can manipulate the weather, are the test subjects who were reincarnated by Orochimaru, and they also ate a lot of snacks and food that Naruto Shikamaru fed.
Hearing that his reincarnated body could eat, Qianshou Zhuma was a little surprised, followed by Yidong, who had never felt hunger and thirst, and immediately asked, can you drink some wine at night?
Of course, the yellow ape replied that it was okay, and in order to avoid Tsunade not preparing drinks, the yellow ape also took the Thousand Hands Pillar and went to the shop and bought some sake and beer.
After settling the account and walking out of the shop with the drink, the yellow ape pretended to be inadvertently glanced at the Thousand Hands Pillar beside him.
When he just checked out, his expression changed slightly, and his right hand inadvertently touched his outer pocket, as if he was a little nervous.
Thinking of the wallet given by Tsunade before going out of the Thousand Hands Pillar, as well as this hobby, Yellow Ape always felt that this first adult, when he was shopping in Konoha alone, went to the place where Tsunade frequented.
As a sensible junior, the yellow ape did not take the initiative to put forward his discovery, pretending that nothing happened, he walked in the direction of the thousand-handed clan land with the Thousand Hands Pillar.
I don't know what will happen if Tsunade finds out? It must be fun!
Walking on the road, the yellow ape decided that he would have to eat longer for dinner today, and it was best to stay at Tsunade's house.
I didn't know that I was being remembered by the black-hearted junior of the yellow ape, and I was in a very good mood, with an obvious smile on my face, obviously looking forward to today's dinner and wine!
The sun gradually set, and in the orange sunset, the two of them, who were in a good mood, walked to the main house of Senju.
In the house, the two siblings, Tsunade and Rope Tree, had already prepared dinner and were waiting for the yellow ape to return with the Thousand Hands Pillar.
The main dish prepared by Tsunade is beef hot pot, and the beef is made with the best Thunder no Kuni beef. (The Land of Thunder is rich in beef cattle)
In addition to the sukiya, Tsunade also asked Naruki to buy a lot of side dishes to accompany the sake on the way home.
The rope tree that was called back by Tsunade is still a little confused and hasn't fully accepted reality.
However, this is not to blame on the rope tree, and everyone is equally confused!
After all, not everyone can accept it immediately, a relative who he admires to the extreme, after more than 20 years of death, was suddenly temporarily resurrected.
"Sister, how long will it take for grandpa to come back?" When Senju Tsuruma died, Rope Tree was still a baby, and his impressions of his grandfather all came from his parents and sisters, as well as the propaganda of the village.
"It's almost there! The yellow ape told me that he would bring his grandfather back before seven o'clock. Tsunade was standing in the living room in an apron for cooking, and looked up at the clock hanging on the wall.
Just as the two were talking, the sound of the door opening came from the corridor outside the living room.
I've been with Tsunade for a long time, and Yellow Ape has long had the key to Tsunade's house.
"It's the yellow ape and grandpa who are here!" Rope Tree said excitedly, and couldn't wait to run towards the corridor.
Standing in the corridor, looking at the Thousand Hands Pillar who had just entered the house, Rope Tree's eyes were filled with excitement and a little overwhelmed.
"What are you doing here? It's called grandpa! Following Rope Tree, Tsunade, who had just come to the corridor, slapped Rope Tree on the back of the head.
"Grandpa!" Tsunade's appearance gave Tsunade courage, and he shouted as he ran forward and rushed in front of Senju Pillar.
Looking at his grandson, who was only half a head shorter than himself, the eyes of the thousand hands flashed in the eyes of the rope tree when he was a baby.
"You've grown up too! Rope Tree! With a kind smile, Thousand Hands said with emotion.
"Grandpa! I've always adored you, I.... I've always wanted to be as strong as you, I ..... I ....." nodded vigorously, and the rope tree was so excited that even his speech became confused.
Raising his hand on the head of the rope tree, he said softly among the Thousand Hand Pillars: "The yellow ape has told me all your achievements, and you are already a ninja greater than me." Rope Tree! I'm so proud of you! ”
Facing his grandfather's approval, Rope Tree wanted to cry for a while, he didn't know why, he just wanted to cry!
His eyes were red, and Rope seemed to feel a little embarrassed, so he turned his head and raised his hand to wipe the corners of his eyes.
"I'm going to starve to death, let's go in and eat and talk!" Seeing the appearance of the rope tree, the yellow ape took the initiative to speak.
"Hmm!" In response, Rope Shu took the initiative to take the wine from the yellow ape's hand, and walked into the living room with a thousand hands.
Tonight, because of the presence of the Thousand Hands Pillars, the atmosphere of dinner was particularly warm, and at the dinner table, the Thousand Hands Pillars and Tsunade talked a lot about the past.
For example, Tsunade went to the pond in the yard with the rope tree and bathed him, causing the child to catch a cold, and Tsunade was also spanked by his parents.
Also, Tsunade fed the food he had made out of dirt to Rope Tree, but luckily the maid found it in time.
While drinking with Senju Pillar and listening to him tell him about Tsunade and Rope Tree when they were children, the yellow ape looked at Rope Tree's expression and felt a little more sympathetic.
As for Rope Tree himself, he doesn't have any impression, he only had one biggest impression when he was a child, his sister's fist hit people very painfully!
Chatting like this, the topic came to Tsunade's love for gambling and her tragic gambling luck.
"Grandpa Tsuruma, I heard that you also like to gamble?" Seeing that Qianshou Zhuma mentioned gambling himself, of course the yellow ape would not let go of the opportunity, and interjected with a smile.
"Me? Hahaha! Laughing embarrassedly, Senju replied, "It's just a little hobby!" ”
"And how is your gambling luck?" Yellow Ape continued to ask.
"I'm pretty good at my poker!" Speaking of this, the Thousand Hands Pillar instantly became energetic and said very proudly.
"What? Grandpa's gambling luck has always been bad, and I suspect that my bad luck is inherited from my grandfather's bad luck! Tsunade, who had drunk a lot, flushed his cheeks slightly, and looked at Senju Pillar with resentment.
"Ahh Hahaha! There was nothing to say, and the Thousand Hands Pillar could only relieve the embarrassment with laughter.
Looking at the laughing thousand-handed pillars, the slightly drunk Tsunade, with one hand supporting his head, issued an invitation, "Grandpa, let's play a few games tonight!" ”
"That.... Forget it! I don't have ..... I... It's still business! Waving his hands in a little panic, the Thousand Hands Pillar almost missed his mouth without hesitation.
Noticing that something was wrong between the Thousand Hand Pillars, Tsunade stared at his grandfather with a suspicious gaze, "Grandpa~ Grandpa!" You're not going to gamble this afternoon, are you? ”
"Aha! I ....." Touching his head, he laughed awkwardly, and looked at the yellow ape and then at the rope tree, hoping that the two of them would help him speak.
The right hand holding his chin stretched out, and Tsunade lowered his head and looked at the Thousand Hands Pillar, "Grandpa, bring me the wallet." ”
Seeing that he couldn't hide the matter, Thousand Hands Pillar lowered his head with a dead face, and took out his shriveled wallet from his outer pocket in frustration.
"I accidentally met on the street, and the clerk at the gambling house was so enthusiastic, I just... I went in and played a few games. ”
With the explanation of the Thousand Hands Pillar, Tsunade took the wallet, and the feeling was wrong, so that she guessed the result.
Opening the empty wallet, Tsunade's eyes widened, and he looked at the Thousand Hands Pillar again, "Grandpa, have you lost all the two million?" ”
His head hung lower, and he replied in an extremely weak voice, "I didn't have too much luck today!" ”
Slapping the table on the ground, startling the people present, Tsunade glared angrily, "Damn! Grandpa go! You take me to that gambling house and I'll help you win your money back!" ”
Wiping the cold sweat that didn't exist on his head, the yellow ape and the rope tree on the opposite side looked at each other, and the two of them were both helpless and wanted to laugh.
"Forget it! Tsunade, your luck is ..... too"
"Grandpa, I'm not the same as before, and now I'm a gambling saint!" Standing up with the table, Tsunade said confidently.
Looking at the confident Tsunade in front of him, Senju Pillar always felt a little suspicious, and he looked at the yellow ape on the side uncertainly.
Being stared at by the drunken Tsunade, what can the yellow ape do, he can only nod and say loudly: "Yes, Tsunade is very powerful!" ”
Hearing the yellow ape's question, Tsunade showed a satisfied expression.
Immediately afterwards, Tsunade walked around the dining table, walked to the side of the Thousand Hands Pillar, reached out and grabbed his grandfather's arm, and said loudly, "Grandpa, let's go!" ”
"Hahaha! That.... So let's try it? Thousand Hands said hesitantly.
Although the tone was hesitant, there was obvious anticipation in the eyes of the Thousand Hands Pillar, and it was obvious that he also wanted to have fun.
"Don't worry, grandpa, I have money!"
With that, Tsunade turned and walked towards the bedroom, and soon walked out and returned to the dining room.
Tsunade, who came back, held a deposit slip in her hand, and she slapped it in front of the Thousand Hands Pillar.
"It's five million, and we'll use it today to win back all the money you lost."
"Hahaha! Tsunade is right, we win it back! Senju Tsuruma was also emotionally stirred up by Tsunade, and he stood up and said in agreement.
"Yellow Ape, please accompany the rope tree to clean up!"
After speaking, Tsunade waved the deposit slip in his hand at the yellow ape, and then went out with the Thousand Hands Pillar.
"Yellow Ape.... Why don't you stop my sister? Standing up from his position, Rope said worriedly.
"It's okay, it's only five million, a little money!" After taking out the deposit slip from Tsunade, the yellow ape relaxed.
Is five million a small amount of money? When he thinks of his salary and pocket money, Rope Tree always feels that five million is a lot.
And, is the point about money? Didn't these two men drink and gamble?
"I'm worried that my sister has drunk too much."
"Don't think about it, pack your things!" Standing up from his position, the yellow ape smiled and said, "Do you really think that Tsunade will get drunk with this little wine?" ”
"What do you mean?" Rope tree was also stupid, and reacted suddenly, "Damn, my sister promised me not to gamble!" ”
"Let them have fun today!" Yellow Ape said with a smile.
Sighing heavily, Rope Tree always felt that the great image of his grandfather in his heart had dropped a lot at once.
The two cleaned up quickly, and it took less than half an hour to clean up the house.
After cleaning up, at the suggestion of the rope tree, the yellow ape accompanied his brother-in-law out to find the gambling Tsunade and Senju Pillar.
5 million taels, how long does it take for the average person to use it up? (Official: 1 tael equals 10 yen)
It may take a few years.
Even if it is used for gambling, you can play for several days, even a week or two, and if you are lucky, you may not lose at all, and you can multiply it several times.
But for Tsunade and Senju, the rival grandmother, five million is just a matter of a few rounds.
When Rope Tree and Yellow Ape had just gone out, the gambling house on the commercial street, between Tsunade and Thousand Hands Pillar, who had already lost out, walked out together in anger and frustration.
"It shouldn't be! How could you lose so fast today? "Tsunade knows that his luck is not very good, but according to past experience, he should last an hour or two.
As a result, tonight, five million didn't even last half an hour!
"Tsunade, you played well, don't play in the future!" After losing so much money at once, the wine between the thousand hand pillars also woke up, and he looked at Tsunade beside him and said earnestly.
"It's just bad luck today! I'll show you next time! "Outside, it's not easy for Tsunade to call the thousand-handed pillar who used the transformation technique a grandfather.
Hearing Tsunade's explanation, the Thousand Hands Pillar wanted to speak again and again, and he wanted to ask, are you really lucky?